Finally, a fresh voice who grew up understanding the importance of maintaining strong relationships with the wealthy pedophiles that run the world.
I am not a tomato. Fuck off with that shit.
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Finally, a fresh voice who grew up understanding the importance of maintaining strong relationships with the wealthy pedophiles that run the world.
She should go on The Adam Friedland show. Seems to be a real good way to connect to younger voters.
What if it's really really racist?
I think you're a fan
Aat least they created something that everyone hates
Watching Slacker and wishing I was drinking Leo's Crowbar at Quackenbush in 91'
Gary (1975)
True, but she did try to teach America that wanting health care was like a spoiled child wanting a pony so that more than makes up for it.
What kind of horrible world would we live in if there was no Kamala Harris? I would miss her laugh the most.
Finally, the nation can breath a sigh of relief as JD Vance takes the podium
Hillary warned us this would happen.
Wife giving you shit?
It's cause he's so darn woke.
Look, if we didn't have massive police presences, it would be harder for wealthy pedophiles to rule us as is gods plan.
Doing gods work
Post a movie from the year you were born
in a row
This is why we have to increase police spending!
The presidents shouldn't be aloud to change the decor of the oval office until their second term. Put it in the constitution.
Betteridge's law
Halloween in DC is going to have fucked vibes.
Dammit! I was going to burn so many American flags. What the fuck am I going to do with all these American flags.
with board games
Oh fuck! I bought some American flag rolling papers recently and I'm to broke to get new ones.
What are you talking about? This country is so free that I, a 50 year old man, have been legally able smoke weed in my state for about 2 years.
Thanks for letting us know. Sure is going to suck.
You guys have the toothpaste loaded with sugar?
I fucked up a pizza tonight. I was trying to get all fancy and used a sauce with unripe tomatoes and it sucked ass. I got the tomatoes at the farmers market and didn't have the patience or smarts to wait. Pizza is patience.
How?
No
Gram, like gram of dope.
I'm starting a new business where I starve, neglect and abuse dogs to sell to influencers so they can make dog reform videos.
I can't cum if the Cracker Barrel logo doesn't have a guy next to a barrel on it. FUck you
In DC and if I was a wealthy pedophile, I'd feel safer than ever.
Good
Neck and neck competition with "The Maria Bamford Show"
pv=mRT is a fucking miracle
Close second for me
Dream job😍
Great answer!!!!
Dems spent over a billion dollars on the election and at no time made the discovery that the U.S. is to racist and sexist to elect their candidate? Make it make sense.
Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Beer
Turn's out it was the friends we made along the way. Which was zero.
Unplug your refrigerator and loose weight now
Oh no, I'm not versed in all these subjects. Looks like I'm not going to have a conversation with this guy. Oh well...
They laid a bunch of eggs in mine. I'm about to go out and get my face all up in one of those eggs to see what's going on
you know that scene in children of men when a drained clive owen leaves work on the pretense that the death of baby diego has really affected him more than he expected well that's basically me except its every day and the death of baby diego (america) really is affecting me more than i expected
I'll be in DC, break checking Jeeps
Christians are always helping homeless people open their own businesses.
But what if we had a thousand Mozarts? We could put them all in a room and be like "Hey, look at all these Mozarts"
I made mango pizza and it was good
Load those Space X rockets with uranium A.S.A.P!
Keep mass shootings in our schools where they belong.
I'm Tom Cruise. Go for it!
Here's what you need to know: Keep them out of sunlight. Don't get them wet. Never feed them after Midnight.
Let the healing begin.
They love cleaning and chores, obviously.
It's time to start a bunch of well armed worker owned cooperatives.
Patrice O'Neal has a bit about how he found out he has diabetes when his girlfriend was worried because his piss tasted sweet
Those are rookie numbers
Really didn't expect the sequel to go in this direction:
Fight or fuck?
Speak for yourself
This is one of those things that Universal Health Care would improve but it's hard to show in a quick and easy soundbite.
Ya, fuck Dave Foley!
If you could mute Navi in the Ocarina of Time settings menu we never would had the pandemic.
okay
I'm not saying money didn't exist before religion. I'm saying that money took the place of religion as the central organizer of society and moral understanding. Granted, my theory is vibes based
Money is a shared fiction we all believe in order to make society run. It's what replaced God
Prove it
Terrible marriage advice from Cosmo
I grew up on these streets.
How could she have lost when she promised to increase fracking? Everyone loves fracking.
Telling my grandchildren that earned these in the cola wars
Telling my grandchildren that earned these in the cola wars
I'd vote for that
Linear time sucks
Thank you for teaching us the value of patience
Are you real or like some kind of click bate bot?
Here's hopping that AI gets super intelligent and super empathetic and cures these guys of their billionarisum.
the way you actually fight fascism is by locking up as many of their leaders as you can as quickly as you can, and identifying all their sources of power and influence and breaking those. they control the courts? break their control of the courts. crush fox news. destroy the federalist society. etc
The only labor issue the American press will address
That looks way better then eating a shoe
Warhammer 18XX
Historian here. America has always been perfect until this moment.
That is such an excellent paint job.
No shit
Motherfucker said that "Ticket to Ride" is his favorite board game. GULAG!!!!!!
I'm going to see if the tattoo artist can change my Leo on the Titanic to a Paul F. Tompkins on the Titanic.
Some guys have all the luck
You should have nagged harder
We really need a way to punish the guy that wrote this article.
