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Sean Creedon

@seancreedon.bsky.social

Irish, Americanish, plus Canadianship

created November 18, 2024

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Pictured: Homes which are at least 25% garage and made of 2x4, plywood, and HomeWrap.

2/9/2025, 2:02:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Remember when he was clogging toilets to get rid of documents in a building with 28 fireplaces? www.vanityfair.com/news/2023/02...

1/9/2025, 5:32:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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stroke...stroke

1/9/2025, 5:27:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glen_or...

1/9/2025, 5:15:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In The Shining, Jack's book would never get published. Really phoned that part in.

1/9/2025, 1:28:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 11:26:05 PM | 49 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're masters at maintaining optics.

1/9/2025, 3:44:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did forcing them to pick up trash for free have anything to do with cuts to park resources?

1/9/2025, 3:15:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Putin gave him the polonium-210 personally while in Alaska.

1/9/2025, 3:04:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Creedon (@seancreedon.bsky.social) reply parent

I think the sex worker is OK though.

31/8/2025, 9:01:23 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 8:50:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cut funding for parks. Call up volunteers from their private sector jobs. Make them work for free.

31/8/2025, 8:43:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FAKE NEWS. Rudy Giuliani is not the mayor of New Hampshire.

31/8/2025, 8:31:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So Weekend at Bernie's then Return of the Living Dead?

31/8/2025, 3:22:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ACTUALLY Frankenstein wasn’t a doctor, he was an undergrad

31/8/2025, 12:20:11 PM | 426 15 | View on Bluesky | view

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The owl did it.

31/8/2025, 2:47:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.tiktok.com/@dailymail/v...

31/8/2025, 2:42:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe throw Mark Wahlberg at the White House.

31/8/2025, 2:34:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hammockoline

31/8/2025, 11:46:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks to right wing anti-homeless laws, these guys are now breaking the law in the middle of the crime crackdown. code.dccouncil.gov/us/dc/counci...

31/8/2025, 2:17:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A Very Vern-al Equinox

31/8/2025, 2:08:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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AIPAC Shakur www.yahoo.com/news/article...

31/8/2025, 1:44:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When Madame Tussauds cuts corners due to tariffs.

31/8/2025, 1:40:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nny🔪 (@homicidalkgs.bsky.social) reposted

Nature is healing

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30/8/2025, 3:06:40 AM | 6525 854 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@lookitup.baby) reposted

Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”

30/8/2025, 5:06:33 AM | 27216 7041 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess he learned he's supposed to climb over that one obstacle, not just step through it.

30/8/2025, 6:34:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 6:27:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fire the park service employees and cut funding. Call up volunteers from their day jobs.

30/8/2025, 6:25:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Been working on it for a long time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSll...

30/8/2025, 6:23:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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JD Vance is behind this company. acretrader.com

30/8/2025, 6:21:18 PM | 24 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine the hell of being one of Donald Trump's body doubles right now.

30/8/2025, 6:17:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As a retired Master Sergeant, I approve of this message… 🤣

30/8/2025, 4:37:43 PM | 132 49 | View on Bluesky | view

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Taylor's jet is worse than we thought. thehardtimes.net/culture/trav...

29/8/2025, 3:14:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 3:55:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Creedon (@seancreedon.bsky.social)

Already in place to cower outside if someone just like them shoots up a school.

28/8/2025, 2:11:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope the DC sandwich guy gets a sweet NIL deal at least.

28/8/2025, 1:43:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"You know what's cracking my barrels?" is how I now start my rants and/or conversations with strangers.

28/8/2025, 1:33:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You could legally kill him in the street after doing that where I live.

28/8/2025, 1:25:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We should let pandas drive.

28/8/2025, 1:22:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great, now there will be midair collisions with trains.

27/8/2025, 6:44:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 💉Josh Rubin, MD 🩺 (@drsandman11.medsky.social) reposted

Dearest Martha, The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover. Yours in glaze,

National guard troops lounging outside a Krispy Kreme
27/8/2025, 3:14:51 PM | 12034 3179 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Creedon (@seancreedon.bsky.social)

On the one hand, cool as hell. On the other hand, remake the system and cancel all debt.

27/8/2025, 6:02:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Linux. Also a fan of Sublime. www.sublimetext.com

27/8/2025, 1:26:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now I'm imagining Herzog contemplating magnets.

26/8/2025, 8:11:32 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's usually the order.

26/8/2025, 8:09:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This suspect is still at large.

26/8/2025, 4:53:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is my new favorite example of broken capitalism. Bottled bong water subscriptions. piecewater.com

26/8/2025, 4:51:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Longer video but one of the coolest cohousing developments: www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzKS...

26/8/2025, 4:42:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only reason to oppose rental homes is that it reduces the ability to own a home in an area. More cohousing. www.cohousing.org

26/8/2025, 4:40:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought he had bitches in the living room getting it on. What happened?

26/8/2025, 4:28:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He'll never be able to direct as well as Steven Seagal.

26/8/2025, 4:23:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So bottled bong water is available as a subscription service. Capitalism is broken in the US. piecewater.com

26/8/2025, 4:20:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Proof he doesn't care. www.thecut.com/article/what...

26/8/2025, 12:08:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I see a lot more cigarette smokers all of a sudden.

26/8/2025, 11:59:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In the company of great men.

26/8/2025, 2:43:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At least we may get to see Woody Allen direct Steven Seagal before it all blows up.

26/8/2025, 2:41:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What does this MS-13 tattoo mean?

26/8/2025, 1:57:48 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.reddit.com/r/ChartCrimes/

26/8/2025, 1:30:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TIL that Vincent D'Onofrio is short for Vincent Donatello Apostrophe Onofrio.

26/8/2025, 1:20:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Creedon (@seancreedon.bsky.social)

Anyone familiar with Jim Wynorski, the guy who gave us Chopping Mall? Plus: Bare Wench Project The Da Vinci Coed The Hills Have Thighs House on Hooter Hill www.imdb.com/title/tt3403...

25/8/2025, 6:50:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Creedon (@seancreedon.bsky.social) reply parent

You obviously start with the title and work from there. www.imdb.com/title/tt2832...

25/8/2025, 6:42:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.imdb.com/title/tt0094...

25/8/2025, 6:40:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Welp. Now I'm having second thoughts about sharing my Sharknado 7: The Seven Deadly Fins script

24/8/2025, 9:28:40 PM | 109 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Creedon (@seancreedon.bsky.social) reply parent

Plenty room in front to drive forward. I don't understand why ICE isn't getting run over regularly.

25/8/2025, 6:18:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He said with a SCOTUS accent.

25/8/2025, 6:16:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My stupid brain:

25/8/2025, 6:14:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought for a second Trump was edited in. Loved the cop walking through frame.

25/8/2025, 6:11:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"as the Vietnam War escalated and public sentiment shifted, the demand for a more peace-oriented toy became apparent." doctor-multiverse.com/2023/05/28/u...

24/8/2025, 4:35:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now repeat.

24/8/2025, 4:06:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm sure these are not intended to cover up Trump/MAGA stickers you see out and about. www.zazzle.com/proud_mexica...

24/8/2025, 4:01:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This car can go over 88 mph in reverse. www.rimac-automobili.com/nevera/

24/8/2025, 12:13:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Since it's pretend time I have diplomatic immunity. After demanding name and badge number, ask him to cite the maritime law that authorizes whatever he's doing.

24/8/2025, 12:00:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 12:51:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's going to be violence no matter what. Stretch 'em thin and screw up their logistics. Hit where they're not focused. Good time to do some trucker convoy stuff in those states that sent National Guards to DC. warfarehistorynetwork.com/article/guer...

24/8/2025, 12:50:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Starting skateboarding every day because of Police Academy 4. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH5D...

24/8/2025, 12:31:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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First time seeing Tony Hawk and professional skateboarding as a kid.

24/8/2025, 12:30:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted

Please keep sharing widely in your DC circles I'm trying to reach this man who was arrested for filming an ice abduction on. Wednesday morning on a public sidewalk. I'm trying to connect him and his footage with the family of the person taken. Military Rd NW and 27th St NW Wednesday Aug 20th 8am/9am
23/8/2025, 2:17:57 PM | 483 382 | View on Bluesky | view

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cold snare millerectomy stat I think I'm saying that right.

23/8/2025, 4:02:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In the 90s I had a desk I made out of two stacks of milk crates with a door laid across them. So expect to see that in the near future. www.azquotes.com/quote/1434411

23/8/2025, 3:57:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is a great time to be working on a skin suit. People disappearing, FBI not looking into shit. www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Fake-...

23/8/2025, 3:47:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Didn't they build that thing in a week and spend a billion? 60 days seems too long.

23/8/2025, 3:40:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can Ireland do something like this in the southeast? Can we also "relocate" MAGA to Oklahoma? Give them a nice place of land reserved just for them? denmarkification.com

23/8/2025, 2:55:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And sometimes sax. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenny_P...

23/8/2025, 2:44:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🇲🇽 rustbelt rebel 🇲🇽 (@rustbeltrebel.bsky.social) reposted

It’s weird how people keep saying Newsome is the only leader that’s stepped up when there’s a group that I believe was called ‘the squad’ that is still getting death threats and opponents massively funded in an effort to unseat them.

23/8/2025, 1:25:49 AM | 438 95 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow the NY Post is a shit bag. nypost.com/2025/08/22/u...

23/8/2025, 2:34:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Technically, the candle is doctor-scented. The real monster is the burrito I had for breakfast. jdandkateindustries.com/products/fra...

22/8/2025, 12:46:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can get anything you want, at Cracker's Restaurant, excepting crackers.

22/8/2025, 12:38:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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‘no one is above law’ Kash said that with a straight face (straight for Kash at least). www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

22/8/2025, 12:32:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

22/8/2025, 12:21:04 PM | 15 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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For all those Lefties who will be trying Cracker Barrel for the first time this weekend: www.wikihow.com/Win-the-Peg-...

22/8/2025, 2:39:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 2:18:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 2:03:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 3:33:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Male friendships are judged too harshly.

21/8/2025, 3:28:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I came here to comment that they would make fun of that scene themselves and probably use the F slur while doing it.

21/8/2025, 3:23:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or you could buy stickers in bulk and cover every Trump/MAGA stickers you see. www.zazzle.com/proud_mexica...

21/8/2025, 3:13:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not enough CEOs got Luigi-steined.

21/8/2025, 2:49:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or legalize weed and piss off the Feds. www.benzinga.com/markets/cann...

21/8/2025, 2:47:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So, later hair metal?

21/8/2025, 2:40:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view