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Sean Parrent

@seanparrent.bsky.social

Woke Marxist lunatic. 90-year-old hippie.

created November 14, 2024

440 followers 340 following 974 posts

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Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

We have a greater share of idiots.

3/9/2025, 8:05:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s uncomfortable being aligned with Massie and Greene on anything. Is this a trick?? 😂

3/9/2025, 2:48:37 PM | 34 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social)

Trump has definitely died.

31/8/2025, 9:09:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

I like how Trump’s most recent tweet doesn’t actually say that he played with him today.

31/8/2025, 7:48:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social)

Today, Trump was mauled and killed by a pack of jackals.

31/8/2025, 3:09:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m not so sure about that, but I hope you’re right! (Just had to express this for reasons unknown to me).

30/8/2025, 6:39:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social)

Trump is dead. *unsure if true, just feels good to announce it

30/8/2025, 6:37:23 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

Christians hold most of the world’s wealth, making an exception to “go woke, go broke.”

28/8/2025, 2:34:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

His face is having clinging-to-skull challenges.

28/8/2025, 2:29:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

“The White House is that way, soldier.”

27/8/2025, 2:35:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

There are laws against burning things in public areas. Of course, we know it’s really because he burned a flag

26/8/2025, 2:02:49 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s metal. Wouldn’t it already be hot? 😂😂

24/8/2025, 8:21:08 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

Why is he allowed to exist?

24/8/2025, 5:19:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

He wants to “have” his…never mind.

24/8/2025, 5:16:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s a good deed, but people do good deeds all the time without the need for military intervention. The media is basically saying, “Military takeovers aren’t all bad!”

23/8/2025, 6:07:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

Because you lack determination. Also the water is cold.

23/8/2025, 1:23:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

Congrats!

23/8/2025, 12:45:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

Please take him! ☁️ 🙏 ☁️

23/8/2025, 12:44:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice to see our British cousins are just as fucking stupid as Americans. Good show.

22/8/2025, 4:02:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

The people trying to sleep must hate this.

22/8/2025, 3:55:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

Tells you what he thinks of the elderly. He needs the fucking nap.

20/8/2025, 7:16:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social)

Slavery was bad. Ukraine did not attack ruzzia. Fuck Trump and fuck all the other fascists.

20/8/2025, 2:44:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

“Yes, but look at my slender legs and flowing locks.”

20/8/2025, 2:40:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

Bulldoze it. Also, I grew up primarily around white people. The people who have been shittiest to me in my life have been white.

20/8/2025, 2:31:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

Good. I hope they’re armed and pissed.

20/8/2025, 2:25:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

How does this fucking stop crime?

20/8/2025, 2:36:22 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope she shits on the Republicans’ desks.

19/8/2025, 12:11:11 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

Where’s a maniac with nothing to lose when you need one?

18/8/2025, 4:23:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

Trumpers would love to kill their fellow Americans. They’re just waiting for their orders. Look how fast the “back the blue” crowd started beating up cops on J6.

17/8/2025, 7:59:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

Hopefully eternally tired very soon.

16/8/2025, 12:57:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope she’s miserable.

15/8/2025, 3:49:24 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

These fucking fascist freaks. “Hate” is too weak of a word.

14/8/2025, 8:07:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks, Max. I love you, too.

14/8/2025, 2:40:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social)

Hero.

14/8/2025, 2:38:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

Meta is fucking evil. All this chatbot shit is evil.

14/8/2025, 2:35:18 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

Not just a lie, but annoyingly redundant language on top of it. “Global conflicts - around the world!”

14/8/2025, 2:28:05 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought all the righties were well-armed? Now they want to flee their cars? 😂

14/8/2025, 2:24:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

Confederates and their supporters are the ones driving the disunity they say we shouldn’t talk about. TL/DR: fuck Trump.

14/8/2025, 2:22:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

Is he an uber driver on the side?

14/8/2025, 2:10:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

In the cause of natalism, all will be permitted.

14/8/2025, 1:43:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social)

The U.S. economic system is so fucked, we need six cops patrolling every street at all times to protect us from the poor.

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13/8/2025, 4:35:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

When there is crime in the strict sense of the word, they get a pardon from Trump.

13/8/2025, 4:24:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

@alicebythesea.bsky.social says: “The Darned” (I think she wins).

13/8/2025, 3:48:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

Dexys Midnight Joggers

13/8/2025, 3:47:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social)

Slightly diminish a band: Dexys Midnight Joggers

13/8/2025, 3:45:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

Have you done the Eat Arby’s Directly From MTG’s Pants challenge yet?

13/8/2025, 1:54:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

Shit! Seriously?!

11/8/2025, 11:17:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

This is so fucking stupid. I bet he gets coffee enemas, the dumb fucking turd.

9/8/2025, 4:08:08 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social)

Big Balls down!

Doge staffer beaten up.
6/8/2025, 2:24:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lostcatdog (@lostcatdog.bsky.social) reposted

Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you” Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”

6/8/2025, 12:28:38 PM | 26799 6889 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

“Crime happened. It is time for complete totalitarianism and an end to Constitutional rights.”

5/8/2025, 11:30:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump tried to get “inner city” people to do farm labor and it didn’t work?? He needs to be in a psych hospital.

5/8/2025, 2:05:57 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

Hopefully an inmate enforces justice.

4/8/2025, 6:50:16 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social)

Trump is giving preferential treatment to child rape traffickers and eliminating funding for children’s educational programming. Fuck Trump and anyone that voted for him. You can hide behind a smile and nice manners, but there is evil in your heart.

1/8/2025, 8:39:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

He can eat potato chips like normal people.

1/8/2025, 12:54:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s so gross.

31/7/2025, 9:57:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social)

The right wing is absolutely depraved.

31/7/2025, 4:02:44 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

In my one life I’m reading a lot of ‘great’ literature, and The Divine Comedy is on the list. I think you once said that you devoted a lot of time to it. Any thoughts/advice for a person who might end up only reading it once?

31/7/2025, 1:39:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

They don’t deserve to live in society.

30/7/2025, 1:43:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

These fuckers aren’t even “police.” I hope they’re all brought to justice and that it hurts.

29/7/2025, 1:13:22 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social)

Republican Party platform: rape the kids, make them work on blueberry farms in the summer (and force them to have the rapists’ babies).

28/7/2025, 7:25:56 PM | 5 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

“They say there’s a drawing of a woman” suggests that he hasn’t the seen the drawing. So, he sued WSJ, etc. based on second-hand information that there was a drawing of a woman? He wasn’t curious enough to look at the drawing before filing a massive lawsuit? Is this what we are to believe?

28/7/2025, 2:17:37 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pro-Democracy Indiana Resister 🇺🇸 🔄 🆘 🟦 (@woodenstares.bsky.social) reposted

When we talk about waking up, this is what we mean. This is going to be difficult for a lot of people to hear. We have to deal with the ugly truth about our past in order to see reality clearly in our present. You’re going to want to share this. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8kFBBfM/

26/7/2025, 11:27:09 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

The South never stopped fighting the Civil War. Time to smash these anti-American fuckers once and for all.

27/7/2025, 2:39:53 AM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social)

The South is still fighting the Civil War. The rest of us better get serious.

27/7/2025, 2:37:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

The South is still fighting the Civil War. The rest of us better get fucking serious.

27/7/2025, 2:37:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

WITCH HUNT!

24/7/2025, 2:55:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

I need to pet this otter.

23/7/2025, 7:02:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

We no longer have to imagine!

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23/7/2025, 6:09:18 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

Loo. Eeee! Gee.

23/7/2025, 12:13:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social)

I want a president who isn’t constantly suing people. Fuck you, Donald J. Pedophile Trump.

22/7/2025, 6:48:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social)

Out-of-Fucks Hunter is my spirit animal.

22/7/2025, 4:22:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

Gross! Now all I can think about is a vague image of you and a vague image of your lover in some kind of nebulous way.

21/7/2025, 11:21:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social)

So now Trump says if I don’t change my name to Indian Redskin Racist McFascist-Face, he’s gonna get me fired. ASSHOLE.

21/7/2025, 9:25:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social)

Pedophile racist moron.

21/7/2025, 12:18:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

“I never saw my absentee pedophile father doodle.”

21/7/2025, 12:09:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social)

@alicebythesea.bsky.social This is weird as hell.

19/7/2025, 6:20:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social)

Pretty clear that Trump’s panicked response means he’s a pedophile.

19/7/2025, 4:24:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social)

Oh, Trump is a rapist.

Chris Martin wishes Trump and Epstein many days of wonderful secrets.
18/7/2025, 5:18:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Philip Gourevitch (@pgourevitch.bsky.social) reposted

gift link to the WSJ story Trump didn’t want anyone ever to see www.wsj.com/politics/tru...

18/7/2025, 2:24:37 AM | 1503 668 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

One of the joys of middle age is reading his name as Markwayne Muffin.

17/7/2025, 8:21:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

Then how about asking for a judge’s approval? I mean…

17/7/2025, 8:19:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

‘All the stuff pertaining to me is fake.’ So he’s definitely in there, now we wait and see if his supporters will actually believe him, yet again.

17/7/2025, 2:08:41 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

After watching that movie I had one of the worst sensations of my life for a solid three hours or so. It was as if all the good in the universe had been wiped away.

17/7/2025, 1:31:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social)

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!

16/7/2025, 11:07:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social)

Trump supporters can’t possibly be stupid enough to continue supporting him, can they?

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16/7/2025, 2:55:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

Is his ridiculous base ever just gonna admit to themselves that he’s a liar?

15/7/2025, 6:12:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe not the time to tell you I converted to MAGA.

15/7/2025, 2:36:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social)

The Epstein files must be pretty bad if Obama and Hillary Clinton wrote them. 😂😂😂

14/7/2025, 6:04:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh boy. 😂😂😂

14/7/2025, 5:28:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Piper (@piperformissouri.bsky.social) reposted

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13/7/2025, 3:21:19 PM | 5700 1866 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

I think I’d be feeling a lot differently.

13/7/2025, 8:06:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

Slide them a note first. Jeez.

12/7/2025, 8:31:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

*begrudgingly accepts after much scrutiny and cross-checking*

12/7/2025, 5:12:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

The thought they we live in a simulation used to scare me. Now it’s my sole comfort. 😂

12/7/2025, 3:48:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m gonna have to inspect your BlueSky papers. 📄 ❓

12/7/2025, 3:34:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

I have a lot to learn about retribution! Thank you for pointing that out in a respectful manner.

12/7/2025, 3:32:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

I will dm you the dropoff point.

12/7/2025, 4:31:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social)

So now if you question the government’s disaster response you’re evil and a loser. Fuck the Republican Party to hell.

12/7/2025, 4:30:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Parrent (@seanparrent.bsky.social) reply parent

I support you being the Joker and wish you well in your future endeavors.

12/7/2025, 2:37:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view