100 hour work weeks for manufacturing employees, or what the GOP calls “the good old days.”
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100 hour work weeks for manufacturing employees, or what the GOP calls “the good old days.”
He also visited the underworld to see if he could cut a deal like Donald's.
Medicare for all? No way SNAP? Nope Fund cancer research? Nah Foreign aid for starving children? Never Fund education? Nixed Give millions of taxpayer dollars to traitors who viciously attached police officers? Hell, yeah!
The plan to eliminate the Federal Income tax, which would greatly benefit the oligarchy, would be derailed without tariffs. Plus the grift potential is amazing!
Workshopping a eulogy in case I’m asked: “He left this world as he entered. Uninformed, intellectually incurious, constantly whining, solely focused on his own needs, with the attention span of a gnat, possessing no concept of personal responsibility, grabbing a woman by the titties.”
To all who didn’t vote for Kamala because she wasn’t strident enough in her support of Gaza: Enjoy your dictator, you fucking morons.
I disagree. Trump is a singular figure who, for reasons that mystify me, enthralls large blocks of disparate voters on the right. I doubt anyone else on the scene can come close. This just doesn’t hit the same, does it?
When a sentence starts with GOP Rep you know it’s not going to end well.
Workshopping a eulogy in case I’m asked: “He left this world as he entered. Uninformed, intellectually incurious, constantly whining, solely focused on his own needs, with the attention span of a gnat, possessing no concept of personal responsibility, grabbing a woman by the titties.”
I disagree that a post-Trump landscape will be more of the same. Trump is a singular figure who, for reasons that mystify me, enthralls large blocks of disparate voters on the right. I doubt anyone else on the scene can come close. This just doesn’t hit the same, does it?
RFK Jr. absolutely cannot diagnose children who are simply walking by. But his brain worm can.
The hellhounds devour you in the underworld if you try to cheat at golf.
"Notorious Astrologer" sounds like a horrible rap artist.
Mr. Modi apparently has Caller ID.
Apparently it was movie night at the White House. President Trump is demanding that Black Panther, Luke Cage, and Nick Fury all resign from the “woke” Marvel cast of super heroes.
Trump sees human suffering on an epic scale and asks, “If I help, what’s in it for me?”
He stole my standby line for first dates.
Who knows where that money ends up with this kleptocratic clown show of an administration?
Probably didn’t want to be lectured by a dolt, have to massage a moron’s ego, or be detained by ICE.
Might be because we have a violent extremist in the Oval Office.
Impossible! These three Trump appointees say business is booming!
I second the motion.
Narrow it down a bit. Could be any of a bunch of people in this administration.
Talent?
Massive buying opportunity with the current clown car administration.
Public Service Announcement to all who are planning to 1. shoot others, then 2. shoot themselves: Please skip step 1 and go directly to step 2. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Trump accusing anyone of fraud is beyond irony.
Could have arrested Putin, the war criminal, while he was on American soil. Instead, Trump literally rolled out the red carpet. Because Putin is exactly who Trump aspires to become.
RFK Jr. says it’s proven that driving around in your van with the carcass of a dead groundhog for a week is more effective than the Covid vaccine.
Trying to keep up: 6 months in and Dick Tater wants to run the Kennedy Center, Intel, Union Station, the D.C. Police, the Smithsonian, Greenland, NBC, Harvard, Chicago, Nvidia, the energy policy for every other country, and Cracker Barrel. Am I missing anything?
The mission appears to be to make it easier to buy a gun than to get a Covid vaccine. MAHA!
Used to be, anyway. The number of U.S. allies is dwindling.
They’ll feel some economic pain if there are high volumes of canceled travel plans to Florida.
The stable genius distills decades of conservative philosophy regarding limited government into just two sentences: “I’m the President of the United States. I can do anything I want.”
“Herbert Hoover in a Golf Cart” is already dragging us into a recession. Now he has a 1930s style dust bowl to go with it. MAGA!!!
The Grudge girl was just appointed as Pam Bondi’s assistant at the DOJ.
Nutlick: "The Department of Commerce is going to start issuing statistics calculated by some stooge blockhead , because you are the Grifting President ."
Eagles fans pelted Santa with snowballs. Pretty sure they’re not going to embrace masked goons.
Because it’s always about the money.
“Must text their war plans.”
Can’t remember who said this, but “the difference between Jim Jones and Donald Trump is that Trump would charge you for the Kool Aid.”
Every Trump official: “BOSS, BOSS! DID YOU HEAR ME LYING FOR YOU, BOSS???!!!”
Many people are saying that Trump is a one man crime wave.
“And appointing a WWE executive as head of the Department of Education is a direct reflection of my commitment to education.”
You know it’s an outrageous lie when Trump says “People are saying”. Also, whenever he doesn’t say “People are saying”.
“Herbert Hoover in a Golf Cart” is already dragging us into a recession. Now he has a dust bowl to go with it. MAGA!!! abcnews.go.com/GMA/News/vid...
At least it’s comforting that the one making the accusation of fraud has never committed fraud himself. www.nbcnews.com/think/amp/nc...
May be one reason why they’re so interested in establishing a settlement on another planet.
Not shocking: Dick Tater wanting to run the Fed like he wants to run everything else. Not shocking: He targets a black woman. Not shocking: Congress does nothing. Shocking: That investors aren’t running for the door. Yet.
Democratic Governors looking like the last line of defense against this pack of power hungry, kleptocratic morons.
He feels most at home with Putin, Kim Jong Un (“love letter”), and other POS dictators.
We have a dementia ridden narcissist mandating government ownership stakes in major American companies, extorting funds from companies to influence their diversity strategies, and now illegal firings of Fed Board members. At what point do investors run for the exits in droves?
Vive la résistance
Trump seems to conceptualize all government grants as lost opportunities to get something immediately in return. That approach doesn’t make sense with funding cancer research, innovation in education, preserving national parks, building out infrastructure, investing in renewable energy, etc.
All the false allegations could be true and it still wouldn’t matter if he had $5,000,000 to buy a Trump Gold Visa.
Did you know that Trump knows more about stone than anyone else in the world?
"One Canadian toddler was sent to Alligator Alcatraz because an ICE Agent overheard her saying that The Apprentice was just meh."
Something tells me that Trump has a few stooges he would like to install on the board of that museum, or else.
President Trump is also taking over as CEO of iconic rap label Def Jam Records! “I know more about sick beats than anyone on earth”, said Trump. “And we’re going to make rap great again by bringing back all the white rappers!”
Remarkable that Wes Moore, Jack White, Robert DeNiro, Bruce Springsteen, and Stephen Colbert have more backbone to stand up to this regime than Fortune 500 companies, Ivy League Universities , the mainstream media, and Congress.
Unfortunately, there’s a very, very blurry line between the U.S. Treasury and Donald Trump’s personal treasure.
Hopefully some of these “detention centers” will be used for current administration officials, ICE goons, and other miscreants in the near future.
More epic projection (every accusation is a confession). Trump accusing someone of “fudging numbers”.
“MY MENTOR VLAD DRIVES A HARD BARGAIN, BUT PEOPLE ARE SAYING I GOT THE GREATEST DEAL EVER!!! HE GETS MOST OF UKRAINE AND ALL OF ALASKA, AKA “PALIN’S SHITHOLE”, AND I GET AN AMAZING DOLL THAT HAS SIX MORE LITTLE DOLLS INSIDE!!! AND I’M SURE THE FAKE NEWS WILL STILL SAY I LOST THE DEAL!!! MAGA!!!
Trump Smithsonian advisors insist that the Trail of Tears refers to Native Americans mourning the loss of “Redskins” and “Indians” as professional sports team names.
Every Trump official: “BOSS, BOSS! DID YOU HEAR ME LYING FOR YOU, BOSS???!!!”
The same reason he’s rolling back voting rights, stripping away mail-in ballots, using the military to occupy blue states, rigging the census, etc. He has no intention of leaving with the appearance of legitimate elections.
Every once in a while, Kristi, Pam, or Russ gives him a run for his money. But at the end of the day, it’s Stephen Miller who is the most detestable piece of shit in this regime (other than the Supreme Leader, of course.)
Abnormal is an extraordinarily generous way to put it.
Should at least try to match the hand color with the face bronzer. Do better.
He also knows more about wind than anyone else in the world. Including the fact that windmills cause cancer.
The Second Amendment fans should be 100% on board with this.
The Trump Smithsonian team insists that Jesus was a Russian MAGA supporter who was deeply concerned with the future of straight white men.
Does the DC Mayor job require a background check?
I was under the impression that “Don’t tread on me” was referring to freedom of speech, second amendment, etc. Didn’t know it was really referring to maintaining logos of breakfast joints.
PragerU teaches that Ukraine started the American Civil War. They also claim that Trump struck the “huge deal” at Appomattox and should receive full credit for ending the brutal conflict.
Be sure to tell your friend that you risked getting tazed and deported just to wish him/her a happy birthday!!!
Easy to hide those tiny hands.
President Trump is taking over as CEO of the iconic rap label Def Jam Records. “I know more about sick beats than anyone on earth”, said Trump. “And we’re going to make rap great again by bringing back all the white rappers.”
“Beclowns himself” is a handy description these days.
“That’s a nice microchip company you have there. I’d hate to see something happen to it.”
Trump’s new census will prove that North Dakota has a larger population than California.
Every Trump official: “BOSS, BOSS! DID YOU HEAR ME LYING FOR YOU, BOSS???!!!”
BREAKING: FBI INVESTIGATING PORN STAR FOR ALLEGEDLY HAVING SEX WITH STORMY DANIELS.
Brian Kilmeade, sharp as a bowling ball, will surely be appointed to a critical government role soon.
Boss, boss! Did you see me lying for you, boss???!!!
That blue states are requiring all voters to show proof of NPR membership to vote.
He’s announcing a new $1,000,000 bill featuring Donald Trump. It’s completely worthless, but it will make MAGA folks feel like groceries are more affordable.
Consider the sheer volume of things that are “beyond comprehension” to MAGA influencers.
He’s going straight to the masses to sell some Trump watches.
The Trump administration has actually made a meaningful research discovery! Two weeks is the perfect unit of time to perpetuate a grift and avoid accountability.
Dropouts from the FOX News management training program.
The Trump Smithsonian revisionist history team insists that European settlers gave smallpox-infested blankets to Native Americans solely to help boost their immune systems.
Trump fires experienced geniuses, but this moron has his ear.
Because as everyone knows, farm workers and day laborers have been bidding up those McMansions.
