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North Korea doesn't have high taxes... over 70 countries have ID cards... gossiping about someone's fashion sense is just so...North Korean. Like, what.
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North Korea doesn't have high taxes... over 70 countries have ID cards... gossiping about someone's fashion sense is just so...North Korean. Like, what.
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope so, but they're pretty desperate right now, a lot of my clients are being let go in the name of restructuring
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
North Korea doesn't have high taxes... over 70 countries have ID cards... gossiping about someone's fashion sense is just so...North Korean. Like, what.
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
You know what Trump is like. Pick an American, get yer money. Although that din't work out in his favour in the Vatican π
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
I guarantee you the next DG of the WHO after Tedros leaves will be Chinese, or if they buckle, American
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Worryingly still, China is stepping up in the global health funding stakes, easiest way to gain soft power, and it's fair to say their agenda isn't exactly the bastion of ethics...
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe he meant words. He managed seven words that followed one another before descending into gobbledegook
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Is there a Nobel Conflict Prize?
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
It's crazy... he just says they were carrying drugs, a lot of drugs without a shred of evidence to back it up, he just says there was. And people buy it π
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
It's surreal... investigating files that have all the names, details and evidence in spades takes months on end, but they can round up thousands upon thousands of immigrants and place them in purpose-built detention camps in a matter of days...
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Not funny: when I queried whether my retainer contract with the HIV vaccine research team would be renewed, my boss said "well, we've just had to tell patients in botswana and lesotho they will no longer be receiving treatment" and I said "do they need a graphic to explain why?" He did not laugh π¬
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Not to mention how much funding the researchers have lost thanks to Trump's chumpiness
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social)
I don't talk much here about work (boring) but I do when I get a graphic published in The Lancet (my third this year!). To my science teacher who told me to "stick to drawing", I did both, thanks π
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Here in barcelona only brit tourists order pints. A caΓ±a stays cold (and they do love their head!))
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Where's the drip bottle of bleach?
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social)
Fam away... Thought I'd get up to all sorts of no good, but instead...
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Those US tarrifs are really hitting China π
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social)
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
I hate these could be any word ones. No skill all luck π Wordle 1,535 4/6* β¬π©π©β¬π¨ β¬π©π©π©π© β¬π©π©π©π© π©π©π©π©π©
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for playing though it's been kinda
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Wordle 1,534 3/6* β¬π¨π¨β¬π¨ β¬π¨π©π¨β¬ π©π©π©π©π©
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
It's kinda funny these were your last posts before getting suspended π
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
It's miserable to think Reform types are looking at USA right now and thinking "let's be having some of that" π
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
It's miserable to think Reform types are looking at USA right now and thinking "let's be having some of that" π
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Example: Yesterday Wordle 1,532 @alimfreeh.bsky.social β¬π©β¬π¨β¬ π©π©π©β¬β¬ π©π©π©β¬β¬ π©π©π©π©π© Penultimate word guess: GRAPE βͺ@teedixie.bsky.socialβ¬ π¨β¬β¬β¬β¬ β¬β¬π¨π¨β¬ π¨π¨π¨β¬β¬ π©π©π©π©π© Penultimate word guess: RAFTS βͺ@comradepangloss.bsky.socialβ¬ β¬π¨β¬β¬π© β¬β¬π©β¬π© β¬π©π©β¬π© β¬π©π©β¬π© β¬π©π©π©π© π©π©π©π©π© Penultimate word guess: CRAFT And so on!
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Made new Wordle game if you wanna play x #WordleYesterday @antikrish.bsky.social @wellowdriver.bsky.social @kristinaxsr.bsky.social @mikelincs.bsky.social @teedixie.bsky.social @frans199.bsky.social @mrssazhaz.bsky.social @alimfreeh.bsky.social @comradepangloss.bsky.social @mikelincs.bsky.socialβ¬
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
From last night. Date night turned out alright so didn't get to the old phone π
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Snap! Wordle 1,533 3/6* β¬π©β¬β¬π© β¬π©π©π©π© π©π©π©π©π©
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn, you were so nearly 2!
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social)
Kid free weekend. Saw Roses at the cinema. Pissed ourselves (comedy not incontinence) ππ Highly recommend x
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
The papers will have a field day π
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
I pissed myself laughing throughout π
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
After 20 years trying... Now you tell me!
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
In my decades as Daily Racist whereby I hosted platforms to engage with the fash, we didn't manage to change a single fash mind.
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Traumatic enough to watch imagine experiencing it π
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
I haven't slept all night on work deadline looking dishevelled spun out and sat on a bench. A concerned homeless guy asked if I'd like share half his sandwich πππ₯°
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, have you seen HIS face??
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social)
A crap rap I made about Trump Chump x youtu.be/SjY8g7VFYt4
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social)
The white supremacist paradox: they need weak people to rule over yet want to kill them off so they're left with strong black people... π€·
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol I went with one of the standard words Wordle suggests for beginners π Wordle 1,532 3/6* π¨β¬π¨β¬β¬ π©π©π©β¬β¬ π©π©π©π©π©
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social)
How CDC collect data: extensive peer-reviewed research How RFK Jr collects data: I was waking through the airport and these kids faces looked funny
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a 21 year old. They're still just kids with big dreams at that age. Depressing
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
What can you tell from RFK's face??
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
He finally became a legitimate billionaire...
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
It's exactly like the dangerous war zone they said clearly
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
In the past six years I've been through three printers, the last one eye-wateringly expensive. It says it can do everything from print and scan to make me a cup of tea but all it does is try to work out where the signal is coming from. Give me a wire plugged into a machine a simple PRINT option
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
As Bill Hicks (pbuh) once pointed out: "A war is when two sides are fighting..."
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
And Michael Jackson's Heal The World...
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
You have the shining!
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
I've started to hate the phrase false equivalence. Israel's treatment of Palestinians can't be compared to the Holocaust. Trump can't be compared to Hitler. Fuck off. Two things don't have to be EXACTLY the same to be anagolous. Read some poetry to understand parallelism, you uncouth pricks π
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social)
I was thinking earlier about that infuriating exchange between Joe rogan and muskkk where they say you can't punch a Nazi because they've never met a Nazi. Because you can only be a Nazi if you're invading Poland π
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess all those billions they got to fund ICE will now just have to go to... Billionaires
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
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Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
I just read about it for the first time and now I'd like to go back to that blissful time when I knew nothing about it π
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Twoey x Wordle 1,530 2/6* β¬π©π¨π¨β¬ π©π©π©π©π©
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Now I'm thinking you're just a bit of a fool. Enough time wasted here. You keep flying your flag for billionaires leaving the poor unable to get decent housing. I have a life I need to get on with. Sayonara
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not the government, it's rich people buying out apartments and hiking up rents. And all you're doing here is cheering them on. I don't even know why you're on this anti-capitalism thread. You'll find a lot of like-minded capitalists on xitter. Maybe you'll be happier there
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not going to do your homework on the most basic of knowledges: Tourists have money, which is why they can travel Even a child understands that
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Data for what? That tourists have more money to spend β¬100 a night at an airbnb than locals who can't afford β¬700 a month to rent a room? What in blue blazes are you even talking about?
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Fact of the matter is, you'll never see a graffiti that reads: This hotel used to be my home
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
It's actually very simple what you're saying: Poor people go to airbnb because they can't afford hotels = poor people eat at McDonald's What you're sadly missing is: tourists are generally not poor, locals who've been priced out of the market are Want me to draw you a picture?
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
All dictators, like cult leaders, are ultimately the same. They use division and hatred and promises to keep them safe from wrongdoers to keep their people in line, without them ever realising they're being controlled, used and subjugated
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Ha reminds me of the scientist Simon Singh's answer...
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social)
Hm. I wonder why this could be? π€ www.travelandtourworld.com/news/article...
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
I appreciate you came here as a tourist and don't have much money, but you don't represent the average tourist. The average tourist can afford to stay here. The average local is struggling to do so. The sober analysis: I'm siding with the poor here. While you're siding with the millionaire landlord
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember the part where I told you you're making up your own arguments? So you've now gone from me telling tourists to stop feeding the capitalist machine that sees the rich buy homes to turn them into airbnbs and pricing out locals... to me telling poor people they can't eat junk food π€·
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
On the further inspection, it's more like an empanada or a dumpling even www.spendwithpennies.com/homemade-pie...
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
It's sausage in a pitta
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
You know, if you had said "as well as tourists, many countries have allowed the super wealthy..." I'd have agreed with you. Dunno why you chose to make your point by being condescending π€·
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
And the biggest mass homeowner by proxy is? Take your time before you realise ah, it is the tourists who stay in one of his
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social)
Made a thing x DUMP TRUMP (THE FUCKING CHUMP)
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
The md stands for Mohammed obvs π
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
The people get nothing from scientific research π
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Lucky with my first word Wordle 1,529 3/6* π¨π¨β¬π©β¬ π©π©β¬π©β¬ π©π©π©π©π©
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Hitler the strong leader etc
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a kids water pistol. Not even as dangerous as a subway sandwich. Some perspective, please
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Jesus
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't speak for Brazilians but I know a ton of Argentinians here through the party scene. They're not hated here by the no tourist brigade because they're not rich and don't contribute to the hike in rent. You're mistaking economic migrants with tourists
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
That's just paranoid. They mostly do it during a no tourist march, around the centre, and they squirt passers by who clearly look like tourists (generally white brits). Why stop at pathogens? Why not just imagine it's acid π€·
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Not everyone here works for the service industry. The economy there doing well means little to them if they can no longer live here. Pero sigamos defendiendo el capitalismo π€·
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
I see you've decided to have you own argument so it's pointless me saying anything. But this is about Airbnb culture destroying local people's rental opportunities. You probably shouldn't be too vocal in your support for that
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Like I say, in barcelona, the activists have kept it on the light side (water pistols) and not violent/xenophobic. I respect them for that
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
That's not what they're saying. Tourism is necessary, but mass tourism, especially in terms of housing prices, isn't doing the locals any favours. You can visit somewhere without taking it over
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Here in barcelona, the anti-tourist brigade have been very respectful, they make their point by squirting tourists with water pistols (never heard of an instance involving garbage)
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not a war it's a one-sided wipe out
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social)
Make a movie mildly inappropriate: Conception
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social)
London you were great (and it's true it's dangerous ... For the wallet) but so happy to be back in barcelona with my besties. Happy Sunday x
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Make climbing harder... Getting OUT of USA??
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Size of those pans no such thing as a small portion
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm punctual to a fault. I'd rather turn up way too early and be bored than rush and bee stressed with minutes to go
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
I used to be gullible but then someone told me they took the word gullible out of the dictionary so now I don't know what I am π
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Them pots be a beauty, cor
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Now I think about it... That hole is a single serving?? For who... A lilliput?
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Here's a little factoid. A food mag asked a bunch of top chefs what their favourite comfort food was. The most popular answer was sardines on toast
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
I did not know that! Also, apparently the handles on the pot are there to rest your ladle in, but I'm not convinced
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social)
Share a factoid everyone probably knows but you didn't until recently Boys wear belts to hold up their jeans. Girls don't need to because they have hips x
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Yesterday should've been 2. I went for ONION and immediately thought why did I go for two Os π
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social)
A THING I CAN DO: instinctively know to portion the last mouthful of curry with the last tear of a chapati A THING I CAN'T DO: have the right amount of crisps left for the last bite of a sandwich What's a thing you can and can't do?
Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent
The enemy of the people is... The people π€·