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Shihab S Joi

@shihabsjoi.bsky.social

Born in Bangladesh, Bred in Britain, Blissful in Barcelona. A-litter-Asian x https://substack.com/@shihabsjoi

created August 31, 2023

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Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

North Korea doesn't have high taxes... over 70 countries have ID cards... gossiping about someone's fashion sense is just so...North Korean. Like, what.

3/9/2025, 8:57:21 AM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope so, but they're pretty desperate right now, a lot of my clients are being let go in the name of restructuring

3/9/2025, 8:59:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

North Korea doesn't have high taxes... over 70 countries have ID cards... gossiping about someone's fashion sense is just so...North Korean. Like, what.

3/9/2025, 8:57:21 AM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

You know what Trump is like. Pick an American, get yer money. Although that din't work out in his favour in the Vatican πŸ˜‚

3/9/2025, 8:52:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

I guarantee you the next DG of the WHO after Tedros leaves will be Chinese, or if they buckle, American

3/9/2025, 8:48:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Worryingly still, China is stepping up in the global health funding stakes, easiest way to gain soft power, and it's fair to say their agenda isn't exactly the bastion of ethics...

3/9/2025, 8:30:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe he meant words. He managed seven words that followed one another before descending into gobbledegook

3/9/2025, 7:24:49 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Is there a Nobel Conflict Prize?

3/9/2025, 7:06:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

It's crazy... he just says they were carrying drugs, a lot of drugs without a shred of evidence to back it up, he just says there was. And people buy it πŸ˜‘

3/9/2025, 5:26:04 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

It's surreal... investigating files that have all the names, details and evidence in spades takes months on end, but they can round up thousands upon thousands of immigrants and place them in purpose-built detention camps in a matter of days...

3/9/2025, 5:21:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Not funny: when I queried whether my retainer contract with the HIV vaccine research team would be renewed, my boss said "well, we've just had to tell patients in botswana and lesotho they will no longer be receiving treatment" and I said "do they need a graphic to explain why?" He did not laugh 😬

3/9/2025, 5:15:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Not to mention how much funding the researchers have lost thanks to Trump's chumpiness

3/9/2025, 4:46:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social)

I don't talk much here about work (boring) but I do when I get a graphic published in The Lancet (my third this year!). To my science teacher who told me to "stick to drawing", I did both, thanks 😁

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3/9/2025, 4:13:53 AM | 61 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Here in barcelona only brit tourists order pints. A caΓ±a stays cold (and they do love their head!))

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2/9/2025, 7:13:09 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Where's the drip bottle of bleach?

2/9/2025, 6:40:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social)

Fam away... Thought I'd get up to all sorts of no good, but instead...

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2/9/2025, 12:31:32 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Those US tarrifs are really hitting China πŸ™„

1/9/2025, 8:01:16 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social)

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September

1/9/2025, 7:58:47 AM | 21 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

I hate these could be any word ones. No skill all luck πŸ˜‘ Wordle 1,535 4/6* β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ¨ β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ© β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

1/9/2025, 6:22:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you for playing though it's been kinda

31/8/2025, 7:31:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

31/8/2025, 7:29:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Wordle 1,534 3/6* β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨β¬›πŸŸ¨ β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ©πŸŸ¨β¬› 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

31/8/2025, 7:29:19 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

It's kinda funny these were your last posts before getting suspended πŸ˜‚

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30/8/2025, 9:54:47 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

It's miserable to think Reform types are looking at USA right now and thinking "let's be having some of that" πŸ™

30/8/2025, 8:52:32 AM | 28 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

It's miserable to think Reform types are looking at USA right now and thinking "let's be having some of that" πŸ™

30/8/2025, 8:52:32 AM | 28 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Example: Yesterday Wordle 1,532 @alimfreeh.bsky.social β¬›πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬› πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬›β¬› πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬›β¬› 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Penultimate word guess: GRAPE β€ͺ@teedixie.bsky.social‬ πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬›β¬›β¬› β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨β¬› πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬› 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Penultimate word guess: RAFTS β€ͺ@comradepangloss.bsky.social‬ β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬›πŸŸ© β¬›β¬›πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ© β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ© β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ© β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Penultimate word guess: CRAFT And so on!

30/8/2025, 8:45:31 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social)

Made new Wordle game if you wanna play x #WordleYesterday @antikrish.bsky.social @wellowdriver.bsky.social @kristinaxsr.bsky.social @mikelincs.bsky.social @teedixie.bsky.social @frans199.bsky.social @mrssazhaz.bsky.social @alimfreeh.bsky.social @comradepangloss.bsky.social @mikelincs.bsky.social‬

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30/8/2025, 8:42:51 AM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

From last night. Date night turned out alright so didn't get to the old phone πŸ˜‚

30/8/2025, 8:27:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Snap! Wordle 1,533 3/6* β¬›πŸŸ©β¬›β¬›πŸŸ© β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

30/8/2025, 7:31:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn, you were so nearly 2!

30/8/2025, 7:15:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social)

Kid free weekend. Saw Roses at the cinema. Pissed ourselves (comedy not incontinence) πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Highly recommend x

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30/8/2025, 7:00:01 AM | 67 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

The papers will have a field day πŸ™

30/8/2025, 6:55:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

I pissed myself laughing throughout πŸ˜‚

30/8/2025, 6:53:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

After 20 years trying... Now you tell me!

29/8/2025, 2:51:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

In my decades as Daily Racist whereby I hosted platforms to engage with the fash, we didn't manage to change a single fash mind.

29/8/2025, 10:52:22 AM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Traumatic enough to watch imagine experiencing it πŸ˜”

29/8/2025, 10:47:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

I haven't slept all night on work deadline looking dishevelled spun out and sat on a bench. A concerned homeless guy asked if I'd like share half his sandwich 😭😭πŸ₯°

29/8/2025, 10:00:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, have you seen HIS face??

29/8/2025, 8:08:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A crap rap I made about Trump Chump x youtu.be/SjY8g7VFYt4

29/8/2025, 7:51:19 AM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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The white supremacist paradox: they need weak people to rule over yet want to kill them off so they're left with strong black people... 🀷

29/8/2025, 6:50:00 AM | 14 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol I went with one of the standard words Wordle suggests for beginners πŸ˜‚ Wordle 1,532 3/6* πŸŸ¨β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬› πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬›β¬› 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

29/8/2025, 6:40:20 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social)

How CDC collect data: extensive peer-reviewed research How RFK Jr collects data: I was waking through the airport and these kids faces looked funny

29/8/2025, 6:35:38 AM | 27 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

I have a 21 year old. They're still just kids with big dreams at that age. Depressing

29/8/2025, 6:31:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

What can you tell from RFK's face??

29/8/2025, 6:25:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

He finally became a legitimate billionaire...

29/8/2025, 6:23:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

It's exactly like the dangerous war zone they said clearly

28/8/2025, 8:42:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

In the past six years I've been through three printers, the last one eye-wateringly expensive. It says it can do everything from print and scan to make me a cup of tea but all it does is try to work out where the signal is coming from. Give me a wire plugged into a machine a simple PRINT option

28/8/2025, 10:05:02 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

As Bill Hicks (pbuh) once pointed out: "A war is when two sides are fighting..."

28/8/2025, 8:12:01 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

And Michael Jackson's Heal The World...

28/8/2025, 6:19:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

You have the shining!

28/8/2025, 6:18:44 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

I've started to hate the phrase false equivalence. Israel's treatment of Palestinians can't be compared to the Holocaust. Trump can't be compared to Hitler. Fuck off. Two things don't have to be EXACTLY the same to be anagolous. Read some poetry to understand parallelism, you uncouth pricks πŸ˜‘

28/8/2025, 5:57:12 AM | 18 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was thinking earlier about that infuriating exchange between Joe rogan and muskkk where they say you can't punch a Nazi because they've never met a Nazi. Because you can only be a Nazi if you're invading Poland πŸ™„

28/8/2025, 5:51:12 AM | 24 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess all those billions they got to fund ICE will now just have to go to... Billionaires

28/8/2025, 5:46:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wordle 1,531 3/6* πŸŸ©πŸŸ¨β¬›πŸŸ©β¬› πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ¨ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

28/8/2025, 5:42:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just read about it for the first time and now I'd like to go back to that blissful time when I knew nothing about it πŸ™

27/8/2025, 7:38:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Twoey x Wordle 1,530 2/6* β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨β¬› 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

27/8/2025, 7:34:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Now I'm thinking you're just a bit of a fool. Enough time wasted here. You keep flying your flag for billionaires leaving the poor unable to get decent housing. I have a life I need to get on with. Sayonara

27/8/2025, 10:54:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not the government, it's rich people buying out apartments and hiking up rents. And all you're doing here is cheering them on. I don't even know why you're on this anti-capitalism thread. You'll find a lot of like-minded capitalists on xitter. Maybe you'll be happier there

27/8/2025, 10:52:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not going to do your homework on the most basic of knowledges: Tourists have money, which is why they can travel Even a child understands that

27/8/2025, 10:51:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Data for what? That tourists have more money to spend €100 a night at an airbnb than locals who can't afford €700 a month to rent a room? What in blue blazes are you even talking about?

27/8/2025, 10:50:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Fact of the matter is, you'll never see a graffiti that reads: This hotel used to be my home

27/8/2025, 10:47:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

It's actually very simple what you're saying: Poor people go to airbnb because they can't afford hotels = poor people eat at McDonald's What you're sadly missing is: tourists are generally not poor, locals who've been priced out of the market are Want me to draw you a picture?

27/8/2025, 10:47:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

All dictators, like cult leaders, are ultimately the same. They use division and hatred and promises to keep them safe from wrongdoers to keep their people in line, without them ever realising they're being controlled, used and subjugated

27/8/2025, 9:24:59 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Ha reminds me of the scientist Simon Singh's answer...

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27/8/2025, 9:15:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hm. I wonder why this could be? πŸ€” www.travelandtourworld.com/news/article...

27/8/2025, 6:55:07 AM | 34 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

I appreciate you came here as a tourist and don't have much money, but you don't represent the average tourist. The average tourist can afford to stay here. The average local is struggling to do so. The sober analysis: I'm siding with the poor here. While you're siding with the millionaire landlord

27/8/2025, 5:57:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Remember the part where I told you you're making up your own arguments? So you've now gone from me telling tourists to stop feeding the capitalist machine that sees the rich buy homes to turn them into airbnbs and pricing out locals... to me telling poor people they can't eat junk food 🀷

27/8/2025, 5:45:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

On the further inspection, it's more like an empanada or a dumpling even www.spendwithpennies.com/homemade-pie...

26/8/2025, 9:57:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's sausage in a pitta

26/8/2025, 9:55:37 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know, if you had said "as well as tourists, many countries have allowed the super wealthy..." I'd have agreed with you. Dunno why you chose to make your point by being condescending 🀷

26/8/2025, 9:52:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

And the biggest mass homeowner by proxy is? Take your time before you realise ah, it is the tourists who stay in one of his

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26/8/2025, 9:43:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Made a thing x DUMP TRUMP (THE FUCKING CHUMP)

26/8/2025, 6:55:22 PM | 21 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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The md stands for Mohammed obvs πŸ˜‚

26/8/2025, 8:09:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The people get nothing from scientific research πŸ™„

26/8/2025, 7:06:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lucky with my first word Wordle 1,529 3/6* πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨β¬›πŸŸ©β¬› πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ©β¬› 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

26/8/2025, 7:04:40 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hitler the strong leader etc

26/8/2025, 6:32:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a kids water pistol. Not even as dangerous as a subway sandwich. Some perspective, please

26/8/2025, 6:29:00 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus

26/8/2025, 5:13:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

I can't speak for Brazilians but I know a ton of Argentinians here through the party scene. They're not hated here by the no tourist brigade because they're not rich and don't contribute to the hike in rent. You're mistaking economic migrants with tourists

25/8/2025, 9:24:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

That's just paranoid. They mostly do it during a no tourist march, around the centre, and they squirt passers by who clearly look like tourists (generally white brits). Why stop at pathogens? Why not just imagine it's acid 🀷

25/8/2025, 9:13:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Not everyone here works for the service industry. The economy there doing well means little to them if they can no longer live here. Pero sigamos defendiendo el capitalismo 🀷

25/8/2025, 6:08:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

I see you've decided to have you own argument so it's pointless me saying anything. But this is about Airbnb culture destroying local people's rental opportunities. You probably shouldn't be too vocal in your support for that

25/8/2025, 6:00:38 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like I say, in barcelona, the activists have kept it on the light side (water pistols) and not violent/xenophobic. I respect them for that

25/8/2025, 5:58:23 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

That's not what they're saying. Tourism is necessary, but mass tourism, especially in terms of housing prices, isn't doing the locals any favours. You can visit somewhere without taking it over

25/8/2025, 5:55:54 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Here in barcelona, the anti-tourist brigade have been very respectful, they make their point by squirting tourists with water pistols (never heard of an instance involving garbage)

25/8/2025, 5:51:56 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's not a war it's a one-sided wipe out

25/8/2025, 11:34:31 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Make a movie mildly inappropriate: Conception

25/8/2025, 8:29:26 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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London you were great (and it's true it's dangerous ... For the wallet) but so happy to be back in barcelona with my besties. Happy Sunday x

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24/8/2025, 5:21:13 PM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Make climbing harder... Getting OUT of USA??

24/8/2025, 4:31:27 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Size of those pans no such thing as a small portion

24/8/2025, 4:29:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm punctual to a fault. I'd rather turn up way too early and be bored than rush and bee stressed with minutes to go

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Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

I used to be gullible but then someone told me they took the word gullible out of the dictionary so now I don't know what I am πŸ˜‘

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Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Them pots be a beauty, cor

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Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Now I think about it... That hole is a single serving?? For who... A lilliput?

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Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Here's a little factoid. A food mag asked a bunch of top chefs what their favourite comfort food was. The most popular answer was sardines on toast

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Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

I did not know that! Also, apparently the handles on the pot are there to rest your ladle in, but I'm not convinced

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Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social)

Share a factoid everyone probably knows but you didn't until recently Boys wear belts to hold up their jeans. Girls don't need to because they have hips x

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Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Yesterday should've been 2. I went for ONION and immediately thought why did I go for two Os 😐

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Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social)

A THING I CAN DO: instinctively know to portion the last mouthful of curry with the last tear of a chapati A THING I CAN'T DO: have the right amount of crisps left for the last bite of a sandwich What's a thing you can and can't do?

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Profile picture Shihab S Joi (@shihabsjoi.bsky.social) reply parent

The enemy of the people is... The people 🀷

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