Shoulder Devil
@shoulderdevil.bsky.social
Provider of unsolicited commentary. Expect nerding out about history, games, and anything I happen to find interesting. He/Him.
created November 19, 2023
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Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
not even uncooked waffles, this is acting like it's absurd you're expressing an opinion on waffles when you don't have waffles *right now* like you couldn't possibly have any thoughts on the subject unless the waffle exists in your field of view.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, it was never important to them to begin with, they just need to be outraged all the time. Also suspect he's talking out of his ass about the photo details, too. Can't speak for all the ones in AZ, but for the one nearby their peak hours are only ever at night around four specific holidays.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
He's got a very, very strange idea of what projection means if he thinks that is in any way related...
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
*grift
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Either that or he's flat ass broke and is gonna try to gift a gofundme.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
They should, though I also have no reason to believe she actually gives a shit about any of the victims and is just seizing the opportunity to be a bigot.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
That's a big part of the ones that do this, but not all of them. The "unschooling" trend is a goddamn shitshow guaranteeing kids getting left behind for life, and made up of everything from conspiracy theorists to the kind of people who fall for every single supplement ad they see on TV.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Out of morbid curiosity, was this even prompted by anything or was this just her answer when asked a completely unrelated question?
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Agreed. Especially since the weather / lighting's pretty different as well. Something that a closer cropped photo wouldn't really explain.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, for security detail, not really. I would not be surprised if they just pick up multiples of the same outfit just for whenever Trump hauls them off to the golf course. And given the length of time, it'd be completely possible he's just wearing the same outfit again by chance even if not.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
"Outside the station later that day, a protester asked him “How do you feel knowing the whole city hates you?” “The whole city doesn’t hate me,” he answered." Well, he's right there. His fellow racist pieces of shit undoubtely love him. Thing is, they can all go fuck themselves too.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
It's *like* Twitter, except here we can actually block them and never have to think about them again.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
I know you aren't following me. The site would tell me. Yes, here on Bluesky. And everything you've listed is purely voluntary for both sides, but there's plenty of people who don't respect that and assume they're free to argue someone around to their point of view regardless of any boundaries.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
The fact the vast majority of the censorship they hate the most is literally just free market behavior they claim to love doesn't help with the frustration. Obvious things like "big companies don't want to be known as the nazi bar, they want to appeal to as many wallets as possible."
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Was about to say, no reason to box anybody in. Especially not over this guy.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Tracks with everything I've heard so far. The worst people being mad at it is just a bonus, everyone I know who's seen it has had an absolute blast.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social)
Enjoy whatever you want, as long as you want. Play with action figures in the retirement home. Wear a Spongebob tie to the office. Update your fanfic on break. So long as you're not bothering anybody, you do you. You've got one life, there is exactly zero reason to feel bad about enjoying it.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
She's also the one who took me to see my first Star Wars movie in theaters, and indulged my geeking out over it. And I can practically hear her laughing in response to the idea that you are ever too old to enjoy literally anything.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
(Tetris and Caesar's Palace were her mainstays, but she did play other things)
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
My grandmother is literally the one who got me into video games, bless her. Also inherited her Game Boy. The original one, the big gray brick with the green tinted screen. Because of course she had her own Game Boy, why wouldn't she?
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm a little bit wary of anyone overly concerned with being remembered as a hero anyway, especially if that's their primary motivation for doing something. Feels a little red flag-y.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
The only thing that'd upset Trump about six people getting killed in Chicago (or anywhere else) is that he and his cronies didn't get to pull the trigger. Get his ass.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Genuinely starting to wonder if there's a gas leak in whatever shithole the KF crowd's holed up in these days, because this is just getting sad. Like are the big guns gonna involve how many library fines you've picked up for late returns?
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, probably one of the regular enemies / stalkers just coming back on a burner. Love to know from where though, if only because I really wanna know if their buddies are as disappointed by their insult game as we are.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
(and the books are definitely the newest, because for fuck's sake Black Library I don't have a lot of cash to work with here!)
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm aware, I've already gone down enough lore rabbit holes on youtube that involve it. For the moment though I mostly limit myself to the books, the occasional animation, and some of the (video) games.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn, if that's the best you've got, you're way out of your league here. And about as hurtful as a Hallmark card.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Oooh, congrats! And fantastic work! I don't have the budget (or the patience) for the tabletop, but I do love me some 40K.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
I can usually deal if it's for a specific issue, but I'm not dealing with those kind of thoughts just because somebody like Schumer wants to write a stern letter every few days and pretend he's doing something meaningful.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Sustained anger, especially indefinitely, and my particular mental health situation do not play well together. As in, "the antidepressants may as well be sugar pills" do not play well together. And that doesn't lead anywhere good. Which is why I try to limit it to my own reps most of the time.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
If they do I'm honestly a little tempted to just start sending them an angry, insulting email once a day until they shut the hell up. Even if they aren't any of my reps.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Look, with Johnson's choice of words here, I wouldn't be surprised if they not only DON'T do that but instead propose some nonsense to remove the hearts from any Americans not sufficiently loyal.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
How the hell did they manage to build* a website that can fail to load an image while also loading a completely nonsensical image? (*"build" in the loosest sense of the word, since I think I recall most of Truth Social being built off Mastadon or something and not credited)
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Almost like gun laws themselves are extremely technical, so anyone who's even remotely serious about any kind of policy changes with them short of "all firearms are now illegal for everyone" or "everyone can now own any firearm they want" would also have to get technical.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
I hate that I have the personal experience necessary that I have a guess as to how the jalapeño incident got to that point Though in my case I didn't have an air scrubber and had to leave my apartment for a bit instead (after opening all the doors and windows).
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
oh god have I done something similar I was sampling some capsaicin extract hot sauces by putting a drop or two on the tip of my finger, was on my way to wash my hands afterward, my eye started itching A very, very, VERY unfortunate decision was then made...
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
I assume you meant to reply to the person above me?
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
I think there's a whole lot of them with at least one foot in a third option, "we're mad that our non-Trumper friends and family cut off contact with us." Because dear lord do they get bent out of shape about it.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
May Paxton have the weekend he deserves after hearing the news.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
No clue but it's absurd he's trying to pretend they aren't here. Run into too many of them for this to be the "only liberals & leftists allowed" clubhouse he's trying to pretend it is. Also don't have the head trauma needed to think lists like "Double Digit IQ Libtards" just appeared on their own.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
That shit looks haunted, and not in the fun way.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
The first one's clearly a joke, but dear LORD is that second one a terrible idea. Actually I'm not even sure it'd be a good idea to go hang around under the sea on LSD even without the sharks, kinda putting a whole lotta faith in your ability to not mess up and drown.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
"Well, it's not like it will ever be used against ME, just the bad people" honestly explains a lot of bad opinions.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
You're describing the person Schumer is trying to convince to run, not this guy.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
When did Trump ever attend Yale? The one he brags about is Wharton, and that's University of Pennsylvania. (it was also highly likely it was daddy's name that got him in, nobody's had any good things to say about him as a student)
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm *pretty sure* there is a maddeningly extensive document cataloging their bullshit from one extremely fed up Canadian judge I could go looking for after work if you still wanna dive into the madness. It mostly deals with Canadian sovcits, but there's heavy bleedthrough with the US kind.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
They're gonna crater the economy and somehow argue it was the democrats' fault, aren't they.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn, they're still going?
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social)
We cannot be rid of these bigoted fucks soon enough. And the worst part about this is, even though this is something he can't do, there's still going to be states that voluntarily comply.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
But they definitely check the mentor/student box, with the added complication that he kinda sorta killed both of her previous mentors. In front of her. (they did start it, but that's still just a wee bit bad)
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, if he wants to just come right out and say they know it doesn't do anything, they're just choosing not to act... Not sure why he thinks that's better, but I'm not about to interrupt a fascist making a mistake.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
ESPECIALLY FOR NOX because his "canon" ship is DEFINITELY full of problematic flags but I still maintain they're weirdly adorable together. (especially the way she keeps warning him she will 100% kill him of he becomes A Problem)
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
[looks at my trash fire characters] I'm, uh... I think I'm gonna invoke the 5th, here lol
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
The way they advertise it likely isn't, but I'm pretty sure stopping the investigation on that was one of the first things Trump did after getting back in power.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
If I remember right (and I might not), it's some bullshit loophole due to how few cars they actually make. And it's overdue to be closed, because what the fuck.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
He couldn't pass high school economics. Or civics.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
If you'd ever set foot in a library, you'd know they carry both fiction and nonfiction. And if you'd been paying attention, you'd know the book bans the wingnuts keep going for don't distinguish between the two.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Louder for the people in the back who keep saying he deserves unwavering support when he's earned no such thing!
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Weird complaint from a guy whose recent films have been heavily laden with nothing but CGI. But no, making the whole movie out of it couldn't possibly be why it's so expensive, they must be overcharging!
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
"Best we can do is the thing that's already been done repeatedly, and all the information we could want on how to do it already exists." I would maybe keep workshopping that pitch, if I were him.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, you should probably go have a word with this jackass scolding people for not being more supportive of Newsom. Or, y'know, get better at lying.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
also how in the hell is routine celebrity shit "giving MAGA energy" exactly?! Yes, she has a bunch of shiny expensive things. That is true for like every other celebrity with tons of money and not remotely unique to her. What the fuck?
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Slow day at the Financial Times, huh?
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
...I don't even pay that much attention to pop and have heard (I think) exactly two of her songs, but wat
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
We're not even in the fucking primaries yet. This isn't "perfect is the enemy of good territory," candidates aren't even decided yet, and you're telling a marginalized community that they should have to rally behind someone they are warning you is a danger to them. Fuck ALL the way off.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Didn't wanna get mocked as yet another Firstname Bunchofnumbers and had to opt for something way more generic and dull, huh?
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Having a war about it after the split is also optional, but historically a popular choice. Well, popular for the people making the decisions, anyway. Regular folk, generally not as enthusiastic.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sure, but they're in the extreme minority and should be ignored, just like all the people who insist every game must have mandatory hardcore PvP. Especially in something like FFXIV, which is by now well-known for the sheer number of mods available.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
This is an utterly insane take (theirs, not yours). The overwhelming response to what's being described would be a mix of indifference and "yeah, well mine's real" so long as it's purely cosmetic and doesn't provide in-game benefits.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
That's what all the unreported gifts are for.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Considering you are one of my primary barometers for the Star Trek side of the space fantasy fandoms, I know at least I'm fine with it. I was watching through the end of the last season, but haven't started the new one yet because seeing you less than thrilled with it is giving me pause.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
You can still end up with odds and ends and it be somewhat coherent if done right (e.g., focusing on a particular range of years rather than a specific thing, which also tends to be way more budget friendly), but yeah. The only theme to these seems to be "I saw them for sale."
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Part of me regrets not asking him to walk me through the scenario in which an ammo change would allow Joe Random, armed with a 100+ year old bolt-action rifle, to win a shootout with even ONE cop, let alone multiple. But the other part of me knows the explanation would only anger me further.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
It's definitely a part of it, but the craziness goes beyond the people just buying too many guns. I'll never forget the guy who tried convincing me I needed to buy "armor piercing" ammo for my 1903 Springfield ("for when Hillary sends the cops after our guns").
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
"They sometimes make a good point" is a weak excuse. A broken clock is right twice a day, sure. But we either fix or replace broken clocks.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
...wait did you recently change your bio to follow the lyrics to The Unkillable Soldier or am I just really, REALLY slow to notice things again?
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
If I'm being honest, that sounds like it'd make too much sense to come from him.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe it'll be the first concern she actually does something about? Nah, you're right.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh hes fine, just let go for not getting enough positive reviews from the sharks. He tried arguing it was because sharks lacked the dexterity to accurately follow the button prompts, on account of the fins, but they didn't wanna hear it.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, the biggest reason for that would be that the President has absolutely no part to play in the ratification or changing of amendments to the constitution. They don't ratify them, they can't veto them, and the only way to change them is to pass another amendment to do so.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Also kinda misses the point that this all tends to happen as part of a process. You start with something unpopular and work your way up, you don't start making authoritarian power grabs with popular things people will rush to defend.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry (but not really), but I'm gonna have to go learn more from a paper that didn't bend the knee to this shit.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Look, I'm rooting for the little guy too, but let's be careful not to put too much pressure on them. There can't be a lot to eat in there, and this is a big ask for an invertebrate on an empty stomach.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
"you didn't disclose you were a smoker or were previously a smoker, our decision would have been different if you'd told us so now you owe $X" that kind of thing
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't *think* I've seen it go higher than just a few, but I'd still be extremely reluctant to use one of the categories they're still legally allowed to charge you more for. Especially since if they really wanna be bastards, I'd be terrified of them deciding I owe them more for past bills.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty sure my previous plan with the employer before that did too, but I can't even remember who the carrier was for that one. For all I know it could have been the same one.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't know if they've changed that recently then, or if it's just my employer plan that's special (definite possibility, given how the insurance system "works"), but mine unfortunately counts in years.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
That, but it's also important that it's always a big strong man with tears in his eyes. You can't just have anyone going up to him in tears, they've gotta be real tough guys.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
(the former smoker part, not the physical inactivity one)
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeeeeeah, would also strongly suggest people not try to go for that one unless it's true. Aside from fucking with your medical care, it's also very likely to cause your insurance to immediately raise your premiums. And telling them "I only said that to get a shot" will only make the problem worse.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, why do you think that part would leave you out of the conversation, but not the part where he's addressing CNN? Are you one of the people who greenlit this nonsense?
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
And twice that for Columbine. Not a great track record so far.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
This is extra frustrating when it's a media where things like corporate sponsorships are already a thing. They have a working model of how to do what they (ostensibly) want *right there* and they're over here reinventing the wheel to make it even shittier.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
(as in: I'm not sure if there's any actual authority this administration could point to for an argument to defend this or if this is just more of the usual "I do what I want" with absolutely no attempt to even base it on the law)
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
...this one I *definitely* need to ask a lawyer about the legality of, if only because I vaguely recall railways in the US actually DO come with some level of government control, but I don't know if it extends to the stations or if it's just for things involving freight vs passenger prioritization.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm just here for my pretendy funtime stories, what anybody else likes is their business and it makes life so much simpler. Hating on OCs has always bugged me though, since ffs, practically speaking the only thing separating them from canon characters is who created them.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Seen a couple myself, too. Including some absolutely bonkers takes that Elon "hacked the election" with Starlink, somehow. They didn't like it when I pointed out he may be a fucking asshole, but he's not a wizard and what they described is impossible.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
For what it's worth, enjoying it so far. I've also been pleasantly surprised by the kinds of things the show's actually stopping to think through. Not saying it's some kind of high art, just the kind of "our characters might not think about the implications, but we have to" kind of thing I enjoy.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
The only Americans I know who'd ever dare to have that kind of gall are all MAGA.
Shoulder Devil (@shoulderdevil.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, you are not wrong. The eventual pivot to how the (black) American should be more grateful for the work of (white, Canadian) Liberals really sells it.