Eventually we’re all going to be obese Wall-E people on robot palanquins speaking mutually unintelligible baby speak to our robot assistants who then translate
Eventually we’re all going to be obese Wall-E people on robot palanquins speaking mutually unintelligible baby speak to our robot assistants who then translate
I’d never heard about that, glad the ravers were more sensible. I’m a pretty extroverted person and I regularly enjoy karaoke, but sacrificing that for awhile to stop thousands from dying never even remotely struck me as an unfair trade off.
You’re right, I was giving the treatlers too much credit
Communism is when you can’t go clubbing or eat inside restaurants for 8ish months
Israel threatening to formalize its already-existing regime of annexation & apartheid over the Palestinians of the occupied West Bank in response to European recognition of the State of Palestine is the diplomatic the equivalent of “if you fire me from my job, then I will go home and beat my kids.”
Not paying sailors got us the golden age of pirates
I lived alone, My mind was blank… 🎼 🎶🎵🎶
They locked ICE in their own facility in LA!! I LOVE THIS!!!!
Omfg yes! I remember some breadtuber basically saying that the solution was to have volunteer cops from the local community. I live in a blue area and I can still guarantee you that having a program like this here would be like inventing a magnet for trailer trash.
Spying on allies has been a pretty routine part of statecraft for awhile now. Considering the kind of opsec we’ve seen from this administration, I’m guessing the Canadians probably have a better view of what they’re up to than before.
For those that do, it makes their boring lives seem more interesting and important. I think it’s basically the same reason that so many believe conspiracy theories.
My house can’t touch another man’s house because that would be gay/european
Many roads lead to Orange-Man-Bad; aside from groypers, pretty much all of them are valid.
If they bury her in Arlington, we can disinter her along with the other confederates buried there.
This part. Everyone should be taking notes from @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social’s @mizzwelch.bsky.social
I remember when Ukrainians attacked the USS Liberty!
Remove/destroy all confederate monuments on public land
Every single one of these shit stains needs to be criminally prosecuted for their role in this, wherever they were in the chain of command. Any dems who aspire to be president need to start saying this NOW.
Revanchist left-wing autarky when?
The TN-6 field has a new entry. (We know what you’re thinking, but Dirk beat you to it) www.tennessean.com/story/news/p...
Pretty sure IS, Taliban and other radical Islamic groups have a larger presence on Twitter since Elon took over too.
I suspect my parents don’t think they cut me off, they just told me they couldn’t celebrate my wedding because I was planning on taking my wife’s name. They voted for, and still fully support, politicians that are detrimental to my kids wellbeing. I definitely cut them off.
Got no card so I got no soul, life in prison no parole no control
I think a lot about how 20 million people losing their AIDS medication generated less outrage than college kids being annoying about a poorly made banh mi sandwich.
Kinda like how incel doesn’t strictly require you to be a virgin anymore
Whats great about this is everybody that screamed that Dems need to get better at messaging in online spaces will now scream about them doing exactly that bc what they actually want out of all of this is to rant about how much they hate Dems, not to actually see Dems try & adapt.
Speaking of the palace guard, the billionaire bunker builders don’t have a contingency plan for keeping their security people loyal if society actually does collapse.
They say this because the people most consistently involved in local politics are myopic, entitled old people; if we just heckled those people until they stopped going to town halls we might be able to make some progress.
No joke, if we get T&R we need to put these fuckers on a public registry same as sex offenders
Powerful men don’t hear it enough
Don’t fear the man who bought +50 guns that each have two mags, fear the one who bought two guns with +50 mags each
She was brought to the US as an 8yo, worked hard, studied, earned a scholarship, planned to become a nurse. ICE kidnapped her. Held her for 6 MONTHS in a detention facility with conditions so miserable that she finally agreed to voluntarily move to Honduras, which her family left at gunpoint.
Hey now, that’s not entirely fair. Medieval peasants at least knew that the world wasn’t flat lol
Why did you confirm his appointees then?
✨Lethality✨
Law enforcement culture in this country is absolutely rotten to the core, it’s not just these agencies; we’re going to have to remove and blacklist a solid majority of American cops.
Vexillology nerds are so insufferable that they made me like those over-complicated city/state flags
Caring about things is gay and for nerds
The new norm ain’t the same as the old norm… 🎶🎵
“Everything about the past was perfect except the parts that led to the present!”
As a reminder: the murder rate in 1985 was about 8.5 per 100,000. It didn’t even get that bad during the pandemic
Are they remembering to pay the engineers who keep the Mississippi River from changing course?
Here’s another opportunity to suggest Politics and the English Language to anyone reading!
Tool like that could also remove body hair…
The year I was born. we basically had no idea why cancers happened and now we understand the underlying force behind it with 100% clarity and the molecular forces behind it with many orders of magnitude more resolution. We were entirely in the dark, and now the room is lit.
There really is only one core qualification for ICE recruits: You need to demonstrate that you are behind on your court-ordered child support payments
This is the first video I’ve seen of tardigrades that vindicated the “water bear” name
You just have to restrain their hands and feet, and then stretch them out until you hear a satisfying crack like Mr Incredible in that one scene with the robot
Folks complain about inflation and then unironically say they want to go back to the 80’s
Only one of them is a good boy
Wait, are you talking about the Grinch or the other movie where Jim Carey was green?
Nuclear forces subsequently become overrun with the Amish. Just gonna be them and the Mormons holding down the fort eventually.
The ancient, mighty Bass Pro Shop Pyramid Builder civilization!
A racist dog that wants you to throw the ball, but doesn’t want you to take it out of its mouth
Well, if this doesn't perfectly encapsulate support for the modern GOP.
The real first step is “Mutual aid bro!”
Why not use one of the last resorts first tho?
You *know* if everything that happened with Texas, FEMA, and federal disaster relief had happened under Obama instead of Trump and Noem, people would be saying *Obama killed those Texan girls.* Yet under this administration, the story vanished.
They build significantly taller ones in Asia in significantly more tectonically active areas, don’t they?
Why are we always talking about Boss Baby, and never about the poopletariat.
The capitalization needs to be more haphazard, but other than that this is just about perfect
Hot soup? 🤔
It starts with a sandwich, then a hoagie, then a hero
I need to get me a “Tactical Sandwich” pvc patch. I should make a side-hustle selling those…
Are we gonna get overweight CBP goons fast-roping onto the roof of a Home Depot?
Columbus was imprisoned partly for his brutality while governor of Hispaniola; his shit was considered a big deal even back then.
it's wild to post this when a more realistic version of it actually happened and it was conservatives who refused the treatment
For the record, our division commander BANNED things called “presence patrols” in Iraq. “If you don’t have a specific task & purpose, your ‘presence’ doesn’t do anything.” National Guard stating they are now doing presence patrols in DC. A complete waste of soldier’s time & effort.
Kinda. People who thought they were voting for gas to be $1.50 were obviously dumb and wrong.
“When you stick your flag in the moon and say ‘Now we’re done trying!’ that’s America!” -Homer Simpson
you can't say (correctly) "Vote Blue no matter who" and then desert the idea when a left-winger wins, and party leaders even encouraging or winking at opposition to Mamdani at this point are fools
Not funny. Very insightful tbh.
Or we could just take your shit. You seem to be forgetting that we have that option.
1) "experimental hormone therapies": GAHT had been practiced for decades by the time JD Vance was born; current therapeutic protocols go back decades 2) "pharma companies getting rich": all of these meds are decades old and available as cheap generics (This also applies to puberty blockers)
It is just a little funny that *he* is the “smart” one
Like, is he saying “billionaire class” as opposed to “billionaires” in order to draw some arbitrary distinction between Musk, Zuck etc, or is he saying “billionaire class” because he’s a dumb hick and he thinks that sounds punchier than just saying “billionaires”?
“Consider: a movement that rails against the billionaire class despite the fact that the billionaire class remains firmly in its corner.” I’m not sure which possibility scares me more, that he says this fully cognizant that it’s bullshit, or that he’s genuinely convinced himself of this.
It’s a hell of a thing to kill a man…
Fully-automated luxury hentai space communism?
When Michael Jordan felt boxed in by his success in basketball he tried baseball. When Gary Brooks became synonymous with country he created Chris Gaines. And when JK Rowling created the most successful kids books of all time she reinvented herself as a petty, weirdo transphobia influencer.
If you launch them into the sun though, there’s a nonzero chance some of their matter could make its way back to Earth and end up in our bodies and that makes me feel icky :(
I’ve got some Buc-ees suits and some tar we could heat up
If they can’t be constrained by a new amendment wouldn’t this technically imply that scotus can’t be constrained by the constitution at all?
Bi, vegan and in the Bay. I feel you brother 👊
Another 26% said they’re “unsure” so yeah it’s a clear majority of them lol
“A further 26 percent of survey respondents said they were unsure or wouldn’t answer” In other words, 73% of Republican voters wouldn’t be swayed by this.
What’s more explicitly antithetical to Jesus’ teachings: the fact that he’s gay, or the fact that he’s a billionaire?
If anyone wants to support my friend while she’s going through this betrayal by her country, you can find her Twitch here. She’s been slowly working on building it up since being forced on leave over this stuff. Any follows or subs could really help her out: www.twitch.tv/lhilakalkari
The word ‘hatred’ has lost all meaning, I don’t think there’s a term to describe what I’m feeling right now
🕯️🇺🇦 During the combat mission, 39-year-old Maryna Hrytsenko “Mary” — a combat medic of the 3rd OSHB, the chief custodian of the funds of the Chernihiv Art Museum — died. Maryna died on the morning of August 7, 2025, along with two comrades, as a result of an attack by a Russian drone.
Men who are responsible for filling more of the graves in Arlington than the Nazis get a memorial specifically for their murders. Actual Civil War veterans went ballistic when this shit started happening, and we need to tap into that anger again.
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when someone I thought was normal says "seed oil"
Hasn’t Russia clearly been in violation of the INF since at least 2018? Are they just making it official now?
“Let’s try to rehabilitate the image of fascists because because we’re slaves to fashion and contempt for normies is the only thing informing our political outlook!”
How does anyone read this and not come away struck by how much this man speaks and writes like a literal child?
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