simondesousa.bsky.social

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That Lebanese passion

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Bex and lie down

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

I was being sarcastic. Sorry should come with a warning

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Irankunda versus Southampton ?

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Then you can eat it all yourself

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Real Madrid?

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

There should be a hard limit on negative gearing

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Should regulate short stays

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

No one in England picks them up because most white folks are little englanders

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Only 20???????????

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

I see what you did there

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

He was pooping

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

The crowd was pretty shit across the country

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

That is pretty good

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Love the 70s cow skin rug. I bet you have a pair of treads

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

He just had a k pop style nose job

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow you’re delusional aren’t you pumpkin

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Ahhhhhhh understood

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Thought it was trump

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

I tend to start with anchovies

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Ginger? Does it add warmth?

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

I see

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

I can’t tell, pleased?

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t forget Israel

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you finish off with some milk?

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s not a difficult starting point to change. Take left overs to work and have your colleagues swoon over the aroma

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Is he not dead then

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

I just like the monks high heel slippers

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Has to. Regardless it’s expected

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Hmmmmmmmmmm you need a lard sarnie

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

But it’s ok to rape children?

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

The child rapist dead yet

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

At the same time?

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

All should be Mussolini’d especially that cunt bibi

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Schroedingers taco? Schroedingers mushroom willy?

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Horsewormer?

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Awful stats

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Well if you look at crime stats in the uk in2023 90% of child sex crimes are carried out by white males

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Fucking Americans

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Taco Tuesday

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Or like hiring Donald to babysit

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah self identify as a white male billionaire

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

How did you learn this

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Why do Americans need to constantly remind themselves they live in the greatest country in the world. We laugh at you from here in Australia. We laugh as we get free healthcare, subsidised medicines and eat food that isn’t contaminated by corporate greed

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People are tired of

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He will be finding out? Jesus what kind of totalitarian cesspit is the US?

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

So it’s shit then

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

More like a deflating Katherine Hepburn

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

There are people who need to be Mussolini’d

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

But there is no meat in a maccas nugget nor is there any food in their food

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

The US is a shit hole

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Americans are so fucked in the head

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Americans are mentally ill

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Your country’s insane attachment to guns is a sickness. Your country’s insane attachment to more and more money will mean that money outweighs the lives of people. The US is the world’s worst shithole. It always has

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The US is the biggest shithole on the face of the earth

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Pray? What a load of shit

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Leave it in. People will think it’s a misdirect

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

No. Next on bbc: Israel’s pm says….

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Shit nobody needs #1284

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Shame music isn’t sold they way it used to be

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Hopefully they both get the Mussolini treatment

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh dear

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

He really isn’t

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

And she is meant to be the right wings standard of beauty?

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Have a look at Australia’s healthcare system. Whilst not perfect it is one of the best in the world

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Wooooooooooooo

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice chips

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Not the porco character but piccolo

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Poor cliff

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Was it the head mounted lamp?

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

You could always congratulate him on being a fat orange cunt

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

You need to pee on the grave

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Snouts and entrails

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Sunday lunchtime, find a busy corner, and shout

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Use tenderiser

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

David Ogden steirs was the dude in every film. Even did the English dub for Porco Rosso

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Great line

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Not 16 candles?

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Not enough films have a main character named Stalin

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Great great film

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Way

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

What a fucking wanker

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Ahhhh you’ve found the business model

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Shame the place is a ms boring as shit

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Dude!

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Well grasshopper…..

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Or dvd or vhs

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

They are called books

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably died of a heart attacks whilst jumping a young man

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Thought Americans would be used to it

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

He was probably listening to a stones album

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

But are you a hippie George?

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

It wasnt a sandwich. Twas a roll

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Homer! You blew it all to hell!!!!

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Many an Australian 70s dinner party wife swap events were fuelled by this stuff

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Didn’t she come fifth in the nationals?

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m surprised that people don’t ask him if he has some sort of allergy. The man’s puffy eyes look like he has eaten bad oysters

simondesousa.bsky.social (@simondesousa.bsky.social) reply parent

Only one problem. The US is full of Americans