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created January 12, 2025

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Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Those who want it to be a fascist, authoritarian, and totalitarian country weren't told to leave... they merely seized power. They hate more than 60% of the citizens of this country, yet WE are the ones who are told that if we don't love it we should leave it.

1/9/2025, 2:03:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

If that fetid turd is still alive, then why do his social media accounts, as well as those official accounts of the White House, keep trying to pass off old golfing photos of him as being new pics? The one photo that seems to have been recent, showing him outside, was like a blurry cryptid sighting.

1/9/2025, 1:48:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

This part. Everyone should be taking notes from @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social’s @mizzwelch.bsky.social

30/8/2025, 1:05:23 PM | 9908 3155 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

"His true desire, it seems, wasn’t to simply become the president of the United States, but to become the single most enduring representation of America itself." Well, he's definitely a very accurate representation of the worst of what the USA has to offer.

31/8/2025, 2:35:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social)

I'm sure that members of his cult will say that maybe he was dead, and "after three days HE IS RISEN!!!!" Just as they believed that their magical sky genie saved his life when he supposedly received that non-existent ear injury that required him to wear a maxipad on it for a few days.

31/8/2025, 2:21:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted

I spit up my tea.

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31/8/2025, 12:05:47 AM | 3216 388 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s alive 😢

30/8/2025, 7:00:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Most people don't seem to know the difference between "pumpkin spice" (aka pumpkin pie spice) and actual pumpkin. When I was in Italy last October, I was pleased to discover that Starbucks there has an actual pumpkin latte, not just pumpkin spice. Most places here in the USA don't use any pumpkin.

30/8/2025, 1:11:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

…but it is very unusual. Also, JD Vance was going on about how he’s ready to become president. Dead or not… let’s not forget that the narcissistic, pathological liar is—without a doubt—all over those Epstein files, and his cronies have been covering it up for him.

30/8/2025, 10:34:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social)

People are saying that orange fuckface died on Wednesday. He’s either been silent, or his Truth Social posts haven’t seemed like his usual rage posts. Nobody has seen him, and there was supposedly an ambulance seen at the White House. It is so wrong to say things like this if it’s not true…

30/8/2025, 10:34:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Newmar made it into the 1959 film adaptation of the musical, but Stella Stevens played Tina Louise's role instead. The film is fun because you get to see Donna Douglas, Valerie Harper, Beth Howland, and Jerry Lewis in small roles, too, along with Billie Hayes and Stubby Kaye.

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30/8/2025, 1:13:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

They cared more about a fictional old man who was merely a logo mascot than they care about actual flesh-and-blood human beings. What a pathetic bunch American right-wingers are.

30/8/2025, 12:59:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

The crown jewel has a worm in it.

29/8/2025, 8:45:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

I guess this is what ICE agents will have to resort to if they're ever told that they can't wear masks anymore.

29/8/2025, 8:20:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

If she's going to lick his a$$hole so publicly, the least she should do is try to raise a little money by doing it on OnlyFans (or should that be OnlyFascists?).

29/8/2025, 8:17:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

If by "transparent" she means that those of us who aren't brainwashed members of the MAGA cult can see right through him (and them), then she is absolutely right. The most transparent administration in our nation's history.

29/8/2025, 8:12:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, I am SO sure that he and the mindless members of his MAGA cult were saying that Presidents Biden, Obama, and Clinton had the right to do anything that they wanted to do during their terms... Right???

29/8/2025, 8:11:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Stouffer's Green is PEOPLE!!!

29/8/2025, 8:03:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, there's nothing like having military forces with high-powered weapons on every corner to make me feel "free".

29/8/2025, 7:58:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

This is what prison chain gangs and people who are sentenced to community service have to do. He has NO respect for the military whatsoever.

29/8/2025, 7:40:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social)

Parallels between our current reality and the fall of the Roman Empire are disheartening, but there are things about the history of the Italian peninsula that I think are worth emulating… like some of the interventions of the Praetorian Guard against tyrannical emperors, and Mussolini's fitting end.

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29/8/2025, 7:26:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted

Area Woman Not Good Enough Artist To Justify Eccentricities https://theonion.com/area-woman-not-good-enough-artist-to-justify-eccentrici-1819577481/

Area Woman Not Good Enough Artist To Justify Eccentricities
27/8/2025, 2:00:44 PM | 2235 202 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

"...anyone who would make sacrifices for the greater good" If they're following orders and are policing citizens (which could require them to actually kill some of us), then what they have chosen to do is NOT for any "greater good." They're just being tools, like blunt objects, for this regime.

29/8/2025, 7:00:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Unfortunately, he most certainly isn't taking medical advice from RFK Jr. for his own health (or lack thereof), but only for ours. He cares way too much about himself to rely on advice from someone he certainly must know is a lunatic.

29/8/2025, 6:55:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

The production values, cast, fashions, comedy, pathos... absolutely everything is elevated to new heights, and Nicky Doll is one of my favorite DR hosts. We'll see if temporada 5 of "Drag Race España" (my usual favorite international edition) can surpass what France has done.

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29/8/2025, 6:42:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social)

I've watched every episode of every international edition of the Drag Race franchise (except for Chile's "The Switch: Drag Race", which is just bizarre and nothing like any of the other programs) and I think that "Drag Race France All Stars" was the best season of any Drag Race in at least 2 years.

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29/8/2025, 6:42:48 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

The mindless members of his dimwitted doomsday cult want him to be as horrible as he possibly can, so they're undoubtedly disappointed and/or outraged when he displays anything less than his very worst self. The rest of us are just surprised when he seems to have forgotten to be his usual self.

29/8/2025, 6:30:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

More like the Not-Tonight Shirt (I've got a headache).

29/8/2025, 5:42:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

There are many things that Putin could be holding over Great Orange Leader's head, beyond the rumored "pee-pee tape", but I wonder what he's got on Gabbard.

29/8/2025, 2:31:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

"Drop a dime in the slot and watch me dance a jig..." Yeah, I bet that would make one dance a jib, especially if it's a very cold dime.

29/8/2025, 1:51:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

This looks like it's from a costume package at Spirit Halloween.

29/8/2025, 1:45:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Why would 48% approve of his "handling" of the Epstein matter? That many people think that this cover-up is the way to handle it?

29/8/2025, 1:43:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

They misspelled "lie" in that headline.

29/8/2025, 1:42:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Why would he want to be in NYC anyway? He literally hates the vast majority of the people who live there and visit the city.

29/8/2025, 1:40:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

If it isn't the GUNS, then what will these metal detectors by trying to detect?

29/8/2025, 1:36:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

If it isn't the GUNS, then what will these metal detectors by trying to detect?

29/8/2025, 1:36:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

RFK Jr. is going to be adapting this old ad for official CDC propaganda pamphlets and posters, I'm sure.

29/8/2025, 1:31:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Another right-wing asshole who doesn't show a face pic. I guess this is the social media equivalent of a pointy white hood or those masks that the member of the ICE gestapo wear to hide their identities.

29/8/2025, 1:30:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

There's got to be a joke in the "at patience expense" at the bottom, too, but I can't think of one until after I have my coffee.

29/8/2025, 1:17:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Nope. I'd get out and then I'd give him a shitty rating.

26/8/2025, 1:02:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

There is absolutely nothing complex or confusing about this, so they are merely demonstrating, for the whole world to see, just how deep their ignorance and stupidity runs within them.

26/8/2025, 12:45:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder how one should close the door.

26/8/2025, 12:43:09 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

How could they have called it a lie in the first place?! A prediction or educated guess can't be a lie. A lie would be if she claimed he'd done something that he hadn't done, but speculation can't be a lie. They should fire the person who wrote that.

26/8/2025, 12:40:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social)

History may not repeat itself verbatim, but it definitely echoes, rhymes, and dances to the same beats...

26/8/2025, 12:30:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Is just a word jumble, so I can't even figure out what points he's trying to make (if there are indeed any points there at all).

26/8/2025, 12:27:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

She should've used a Craigslist ad to get people there, the way that Great Orange Leader does for his rallies.

25/8/2025, 4:48:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Let the negotiations begin!

25/8/2025, 2:42:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Unfortunately for us, Republican voters literally ARE stupid enough to believe that Newsom started this, even though they probably saw what was going on in Texas before Newsom ever said a word about it.

25/8/2025, 2:27:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

RFK Jr. seems to be living his best life since joining the current regime.

25/8/2025, 2:21:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

This one has potential.

25/8/2025, 1:42:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

You'd think that these ammosexuals, of all people, would be able to recognize a murder toy instantly. Guns don't give me orgasms, but even I can tell that what's in those images is not a firearm.

25/8/2025, 1:41:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

This is one kitschy vintage culinary atrocity that I might actually have enjoyed, but a couple slices of this "salad" today would probably cause my primary care physician to drop me as a patient.

25/8/2025, 1:39:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

I just took a look at her page. Wow. Just... wow. She really does love the word "shitlib" just about as much as MAGA fascists love their little prepackaged library of catchphrases and inaccurate epithets.

25/8/2025, 1:36:25 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Unfortunately, his Supreme Court is the ultimate arbiter of what is and what is not unconstitutional, and they will usually back his position on just about anything.

25/8/2025, 1:24:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

As much as I love baião de dois, I never would've guessed that Ruby's runway look on the main stage had anything to do with the dish.

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24/8/2025, 10:54:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social)

The maxi challenge in the episode of "Drag Race Brasil" that I'm watching is for the queens to dress like various foods, and one of the queens, Ruby Nox, dressed as baião de dois, which has long been my favorite Brazilian treat, which I always ordered at the Grill From Ipanema in my DC neighborhood.

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24/8/2025, 10:51:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

The person behind the desk at the vehicle inspection station down the road from me looks more presidential than this steaming turd.

24/8/2025, 10:18:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Referring to sex traffickers and pedophiles as "innocent people," but never using that term even ONCE to refer to the actual victims is yet another example of this cretin's purest form of evil.

24/8/2025, 2:07:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social)

It's me... I'm the local oaf.

24/8/2025, 2:04:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

An enlarged version is probably hanging in the Oval Office now... in a vulgar gilded frame, of course.

24/8/2025, 2:04:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Patriotic? It looks as though he has set the nation on fire and is sauntering away from the chaos that he's caused.

24/8/2025, 1:53:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social)

Silent movie star Harold Lloyd's estate was used as the Moldavian winter palace on "Dynasty", and the room in which he had his Christmas tree each year was the chapel in which Amanda Carrington married Prince Michael of Moldavia, and where the subsequent revolutionary massacre (killing 2!) happened.

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23/8/2025, 4:11:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social)

As the kids say these days... It me.

23/8/2025, 12:32:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Before choosing a location, you have to make sure there are no oil or coal deposits beneath the spot where you want to bury the bodies.

23/8/2025, 12:20:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Why would this bloated Gollum be thinking about the attractiveness (or unattractiveness) of a man anyway?

23/8/2025, 12:16:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/8/2025, 7:03:50 PM | 240 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't trust those MFrs.

23/8/2025, 12:06:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Perhaps they should prosecute Nectarine Nero for buying votes by promising lower egg prices, eh?

23/8/2025, 11:53:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social)

They look EXACTLY like those lovely gals (Annie, Alice, Jenny, etc.) who text me multiple times a day because they *accidentally* put in the wrong phone number... then they apologize and ask if we can be friends.

23/8/2025, 10:23:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When my kid starts telling me about his favorite YouTuber

Photo from the Oval Office of president Zelensky looking bored and despondent
20/8/2025, 1:35:13 PM | 294 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Stephen Miller bragging about Project 2025?

23/8/2025, 9:29:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Somebody at Topps should've invested in a dictionary 😂

23/8/2025, 8:45:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't know a single so-called "lefty" who gave half a turd about Sydney Sweeney's American Eagle ad (over accusations of evoking a tinge of eugenics in the "great jeans" slogan), but... I HAVE actually seen plenty of MAGA fascist hypocrites losing their minds over a logo change at Cracker Barrel.

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23/8/2025, 12:37:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social)

The barrel is losing cracker after cracker. The anti-Cancel Culture crowd sure does love to cancel anyone who commits unforgivable crimes against brand mascots, like the Cracker Barrel guy, Uncle Ben, Aunt Jemima, and the Land-o-Lakes native woman. They don't care about REAL people, though.

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23/8/2025, 12:26:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

One fewer cracker in the barrel. How tragic.

23/8/2025, 12:24:13 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

The so-called "States' Rights" people are remarkably silent about this (and countless other infringements against various other states) right now, aren't they?

23/8/2025, 12:17:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

When I watch it I feel like I'm visiting old friends, and I (unlike those fair-weather friends who gripe about how AJLT isn't as good as SATC) accept that things have changed in the past couple decades. If things HADN'T changed, these very same people who loved SATC would be complaining about that.

22/8/2025, 6:23:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social)

I don't know why so many "Sex and the City" fans constantly badmouth "And Just Like That..." I've always enjoyed it. No, AJLT is not SATC, and it's not supposed to be (which is why they gave it a different title).

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22/8/2025, 6:23:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Whoa" is a real word, and this is how it's supposed to be spelled. Whenever I see it spelled "woah" (especially when I'm watching TV with the Closed Captions turned on), I wonder if the people who use that spelling pronounce the word as if it's supposed to rhyme with the name Noah... Woe-wuh!!!

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18/8/2025, 2:07:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Male carhops at Log Lodge Tavern at Lemmon and Midway, near Love Field airport in Dallas, Texas, 1940

18/8/2025, 1:57:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I find it really embarrassing when guests visit my house and my dog sniffs their crotch. Especially as he's a chihuahua and I have to lift him up. John Tunney, Corby
16/8/2025, 9:39:38 PM | 340 75 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, I'm SO sure that Putin said, "Your country is, like, hot as a pistol."

18/8/2025, 12:38:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder what her signature looked like before she decided to make it look almost identical to her owner's... I mean her sugar daddy's... I mean her captor's... I mean her... What? Her "husband's"?

18/8/2025, 12:36:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

The strangest thing about this entire situation is that Mango Mussolini and Epstein chose to have sex with a legal adult.

18/8/2025, 12:26:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wouldn't call it lurching. It's much more like a dazed and robotic staggering.

18/8/2025, 12:13:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not my organ, she doesn't!

18/8/2025, 12:06:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, for all intents and purposes, they are basically Putin's military now anyway.

18/8/2025, 12:02:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/8/2025, 3:50:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The epitome of beauty and grace...

17/8/2025, 3:46:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If I were in a relationship (Not bloody likely!!!😂😂😂), Damiano David, the lead singer of the Italian band Måneskin, would be my celebrity "free pass".

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17/8/2025, 3:45:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Today is National Thrift Store Day, so Toasters 'N' Moose (Estelle Piper and Tom Shaw) are helping to keep this special holiday holy.

17/8/2025, 1:23:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sirlizard.bsky.social (@sirlizard.bsky.social) reply parent

You mean the lying liar who lies lied?

16/8/2025, 2:02:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah... um... they weren't even old enough to register with either party.

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Magazine Letter: My Mum used to say that you should always wear clean underwear in case you ever got knocked over and I always followed her advice. But the other week I was hit by a bus, and after looking at the open fracture on my shin, I shat my pants anyway. And pissed them. Craig Eddie, e-mail
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When George W. Bush met Laura Welch.

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She's not wrong.

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Do we have bots here, too, like on Twitter and Facebook? Or perhaps real people are just doing what they do on other social media platforms... following random people with the expectation that many of them will follow back.

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