Not really running for Congress. Someday, when my kids are a little older, I will dedicate my life to destroying Jim Jordan. That day is not today though. So sleep well, Jim, while you can.
53 followers 54 following 120 posts
view profile on Bluesky
If any of y’all immigrants want to mock his death safely, feel free to dm me your comment. I’ll happily post it for you. Empathy is a made up new age term that has caused damage. We shouldn’t let the victims of gun violence control the narrative with empathy.
@jaketapper.bsky.social Do you have a book coming soon about the Whitehouse hiding President Trump’s stroke? When can we expect it?
Not only is he evil, he’s unoriginal in his evil. Shame on y’all that didn’t learn from history. Now we all have to repeat it.
What if the real ceasefire was the friends we made along the way?
We’re all gonna die.
You going to tell us the answer, @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social ?
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social is on Blue Sky to show us all what Dunning-Kruger is all about.
There always is.
Great! Now let’s do it again. Run it back!
I’m glad we ruined his birthday. Now we need to continue to ruin every day going forward.
I was once stiffed on a tip by James “Buster” Douglas.
youtube.com/shorts/3kX6U...
Speaking truth, unarmed and unarmored to those with guns. Standing up for those in his community. This is what strength looks like. I don’t know this dude but, I feel him. Respect! ✊🏻
This is the way to stand up to these bullies! Respect ✊
You should read Black AF History. It will let you know about how, without black people’s contributions (with and without their consent) there would be no America. You may be familiar with the author (@michaelharriot.bsky.social) as you just replied to his tweet.
If you have not read “Black AF History” by @michaelharriot.bsky.social, drop what you’re doing and pick up a copy.
It’s almost as if someone more powerful wants the gerontocracy out of office. @almightygod.bsky.social is that you?
Mint seems to be ok.
Is this real? I can’t tell what’s parody any more.
Fragile masculinity.
I cant tell what’s satire anymore.
You know why.
I chaperoned prom with my wife last night and I was struck by a realization: these kids that are graduating this year were born near the 2008 housing collapse. They are on the verge of their 3rd national financial collapse before college. These kids have never known a fiscally stable America.
MTG isn’t happy about anything with the exception of the suffering of small children. That woman is someone’s sleep paralysis demon come to life. May she stub all three of her toes.
I was there. He then said, “Seriously, Fuck that guy.”
As well as an escape from the flaming pile of nightmare garbage being thrown at us on a daily basis. Sports is catharsis.
I wish I had your confidence.
That’s the beauty of being the coolest mf’er. He doesn’t give a damn what you think.
Tim Duncan still looks like the coolest mf’er.
Hi, John. Can you explain Alt Text for the uniformed(me)and why it matters?
Let the derisively call her a waitress and a bartender. It serves two purposes: 1.) It reveals what they really think of the working class. 2.) It encourages them to continue to underestimate her. @aoc.bsky.social is going to continue to do big things with or without them in the way.
I think another word people should learn is “kakistocracy”
Somehow he was even worse than himself.
I can tell the @bsky.app is getting more popular because the OF bots are moving over from the other place. It’s an auto block from me, but do your thing, girls.
youtu.be/8QGy9D_c1pY?...
Well this seems perfectly safe and legal.
And also: people.com/politics/tru... It’s almost as if it’s a pattern of behavior.
And also: www.bbc.com/news/world-u...
You act like he has a history of editing pictures to support his lies.
Libertarians are like house cats: fiercely convinced of their own independence while fully dependent on a system they neither understand or appreciate.
Anyone check in on Vice President Butterfingers? See if he was able to glue the trophy back together?
Her eyebrows look more like “why”-brows. Amirite? I’ll see myself out.
Be honest, y’all. If this was your grandpa, you’d be calling a family meeting about putting him in a home.
Where I’m from “having some cake” means you have a big ass.
My tell would be if I’m typing a word that begins with a “C” and is immediately followed by an “O”, if I need to capitalize the “C”, I will also capitalize the “O”. E.g. at the beginning of a sentence “Company” becomes “COmpany”. Also, I frequently misspell ‘students’ as ‘studnets’ .
Another dumb one: “There’s more than one way to skin a cat”. Like, why would I want to skin a cat? Why would I need multiple options on how? Was this a thing? Did people frequently skin cats back in the day? And did they do it so much that they developed a variety of methods? Dafuq?
@flavorflav.bsky.social You’re human. You’re allowed to make mistakes. You are still an inspiration to the people who know your story. The work you’ve done on yourself and for others as well as your self accountability speaks volumes. Hold your head up high, friend. Day 1 is better than day 0.
The math makes sense when you consider that he has a fourth grade understanding of how things work. Look at it like a 10 year old and you’ll get it.
Woooooooboyyyyyyy!!!! Senator Cory Booker is cooking on the Senate floor 19 1/2 hours into his filibuster. Go Cory!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
With all due respect, this isn’t a fucking game.
Cheese has always been woke!
I think it was Disney-fication.
Just going to post this again as my #aprilfools presidency contribution #axolotl #funny
@booker.senate.gov Proud of you, Hoss.
“Can we alert the authorities that they’ve made a mistake?” Oh, Joe. My sweet summer child. It wasn’t a mistake.
@duckworth.senate.gov has called for him to be fired. Closest I can find.
Literally every accusation is a confession.
My uncle was pardoned in that last round of Biden pardons. He and my parents are avid Trump supporters. I can’t wait to see them doing mental gymnastics when I ask if his pardon was revoked or if Trump violated the constitution. This will be funny.
Will there though? From who? His voters have cult like devotion and Senate Democrats are capitulating in advance. Who will make him pay this hell?
I notice you’re not asking them to call Schumer. Sigh.
The gerontocracy will leave one way or another.
Actually, Ken, voters want the Gerontocracy to go the fuck home and make room for some spry 40 year olds.
I’m not watching Trump tonight. Or any night.
Wasn’t elected. Wasn’t confirmed. Has no business in government.
Well, that was f**king embarrassing.
They still haven’t paid for the last tax cuts. Why would they pay for these?
No one has forgotten. These people just don’t give a f**k about kids.
“Elon Musk is lying to you” is the default setting.
@tommorelloofficial.bsky.social I need to hear your thoughts on this.
Oh god! What happened now?
Don’t question your war. It is the right battle and we need to have it. But, we don’t have to accept the mediocrity that Jeffries is offering.
@mcuban.bsky.social , I love what you’re trying to do here but “the costs falling on the Stares” is a feature, not a bug.
Gosh, it’s almost as if the Senators sowed something and now, the people who voted for them have to reap it.
That is really the most important part.
We are saving pennies today to spend dollars tomorrow. That’s not saving. That’s hitting the clearance sale using your credit card.
Biden did his job and Harris told everyone this would happen and still got rejected. They are both rightfully staying out of the way and letting active leaders find their voice. Let them be.
Is that the 1980’s classic “Loverboy” starring Patrick Dempsey? I used to watch that and “Can’t buy me love” on repeat. Great movies!
I think this is the best idea I have seen so far. @petebuttigieg.bsky.social is the best communicator out there that’s available (Shapiro is far too busy right now). Do it, Mayor Pete.”!
So Journey was singing about a Canadian boy in “Don’t stop believing”?
This makes me want them to do it. Maybe Canada can save us.
Senator Booker was also surprised to learn that bears do, in fact, shit in the woods.
Are you sure that, as a group, we’re not stupid? I mean, look at who we have in office. Not just the presidency but Congress and the Senate too. Take a long look and tell me if you’re sure.
Talk is cheap, @rokhanna.bsky.social . Votes are expensive. How much did it cost Musk to get you to skip your vote?
I know Trump campaigned on revenge and punishing anyone that worked for the federal government but the price of eggs was high so we really didn’t have another choice.
You really are working hard to pretend you didn’t skip a vote that could have slowed this shit down.
If only no one had abstained from voting when your comitee tried to do this earlier in the week. There was one person whose vote was noticeably absent. Do you know who that was @rokhanna.bsky.social ? You can find him in the mirror. #notfallingforthis #gaslighting
This is like talking to a battered spouse. “He keeps hitting me and I don’t understand why” “He doesn’t give a fuck about you” “I know that but why the hitting” “He doesn’t give a fuck about you” “Well, he cares enough to hit me. That’s something, right?”
Because you’re poor and they don’t give a fuck about you.
That’s a feature. Not a bug.
Don’t worry. Social Security is going away right after.
