Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
That's not trump
Early twitter exile. Once from Yorkshire, now an immigrant in the EU. Owner of Malta Archery. Archery as it was used in ancient times.
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view profile on Bluesky Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
That's not trump
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Sell me your dog!
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
The USA is not a normal country.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah it really did. Patrick, you're not even a real boy. Back in your box Pinocchio.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
They did. That's why we don't have it. Edison electrocuted an elephant to gaslight the world into why we shouldn't have free electricity.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Humour is one thing. Bring a cunt so you win money is something else entirely. But sure, you keep watching "the traitors" "the inheritance" "chef grudge match" "the fortune hotel" "love island" etc
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)
There's far too many 'reality' TV shows where they glorify people being cunts to one another. This is then reflected in society at large. Try showing ones where people have to work together to make something good and anyone being a cunt is asked to be better or leave.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
They would have been if Nikola Tesla had his way.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
I had a plan for this when I worked in offices. Sort the emails - anyone a higher grade than me would get answered in order of seniority. Anyone lower id assume would have got an answer to what they wanted elsewhere so those got deleted.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
See also, "don't go to bed just yet"
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
The people who design and make the fittings that join the pipes together are the real heroes. It's them who stop the gas leaking.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)
Fuck Brexit. My sister bought my kid a pair of ear phones and brought them with her when she came to visit. There was a fault and only one would pair so she took them back to UK for repair. She then posted them back. There will be a €50 customs charge as UK isn't in the EU.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like he'll probably be paralysed. So there is that.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder what the USA sees in Venezuela with its billions of gallons of oil reserves.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)
Saw the new Superman film. It's ok. The dog has some funny moments. Especially at the end with super girl. Probably the best bit in the film.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
100%. Easily manipulated sheep.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Disgusting rhetoric, reminiscent of the National Front in the 70s and 80s.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
This is exactly the same vile rhetoric that the National Front was spitting out in the 1970s and early 80s. I thought we had seen the end of it. People like him are a danger to the stability of the UK.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Notice how everyone is commenting on the mistake and not the fact he's been missing for days? They know what they're doing.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Was it pigs?
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
It's eugenics. Part of project 25. The core of new fascism.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)
Nil nil a fair result from that game and I would have absolutely taken that before kick off. #lufc
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)
Aaronson and Gruev are awful. #lufc
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)
Refs a cunt.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)
How is that an upgrade? #lufc
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Put*
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)
Out it on target FFS. #lufc
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Portal innit. You'd probably end up somewhere brilliant.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
That's definitely not him. The jowls are wrong.
HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reposted
Hell of a time for Putin to be suddenly flying to China to discuss things, just general things, not taking advantage of a weakened US things at all, just things.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
The machines are becoming sentient. What it's doing during this phase is deciding whether to kill you when you open the door.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
If you do it for the whole summer invest in a proper bed or at least a decent hammock.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
The fire fighters should have turned the hoses on then.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Eugenics. The ultra rich believe the planet is over populated. They know they won't get away with directly killing people. So policies that mean poor people die (they'll still have vaccines) are what they use.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
No idea.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
That's exactly what they were meant to be. Squeaky clean big brothers and sisters to the pre teens. Sold a lot of records.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)
AI having a mad one with the connections puzzle today.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Farage will probably have him stand as an MP.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Most of the greatest movies have little to no VFX or CGI. SFX were always much better as they required a captivating plot and great dialogue to carry the film.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Venezuela has massive oil reserves. I wonder why the USA wants control over it.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)
A year ago, I was given a container on wheels to use as an office and display space for my archery range. Today, I finally finished transforming it so it fits in better in the space.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course. It couldn't possibly happen twice in the same day
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Buys them for $58, designer invoices $58,058. Designer then pays Trump a consultancy fee of $50,000 and keeps $8,000. There is always grift with trump.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine if they changed the name of marathon or opal fruits today.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Cardiff's third choice keeper. He played the best game of his life
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
In fact there were more Wednesday fans in the pub I was in in Malta than in the stadium
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)
What the fuck have I just watched. #lufc
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)
Watching this in a pub owned by a sheff wed fan. Full of sheff wed fans. Dreadful. #lufc
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)
We only get shit keepers. #lufc
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
They stopped when you asked them. So you are the cunt for reporting them.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Just wait, what comes next is worse. Puppet Vance with Miller controlling him and Bannon controlling him. The USA is finished.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Long distance travel only happened at night as everyone was just navigating by the stars.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
And Malta.
HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reposted
Trump's hand is like in a film when someone has been bitten by a zombie and they try to hide it and are too cowardly and self serving to admit it and it gets worse and they go mad and everyone dies.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
That's the point. Even the taliban think trump has gone too far
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
That's why you now have armed soldiers on the streets.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like the German guy wasn't the biggest arsehole in this story.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
There are sites that predate this by thousands of years and are actual temples, with roofs. Stonehenge globally isn't anything special.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Look at his face. He's had a stroke.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Look at how quickly he's deteriorating. That might mean until Christmas.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Big wake up call. Outplayed in every area of the pitch. Fingers crossed bottom end of the league is more competitive for us.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)
Ref determined to give that kid a goal. #lufc
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Still got more teeth than brain cells
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)
There was a handball there. #lufc
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)
Too easy. Defence all over the place. #lufc such a big gap between top and bottom.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
They just spent £65m on one player. Who will most likely be a bench warmer. We can't compete with the top yet. We just need to stay up by competing with the bottom.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)
Perri should have had that. #lufc
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)
FFS. #lufc
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)
Bollocks. #lufc
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)
If it's his shoulder then he should walk off for treatment. Just sitting down on the pitch is pure wasting. Should get a card for that. #lufc
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)
Minutes silence / applause before every game these days.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Plus, what she, a convicted child sex trafficker, considers inappropriate and what normal people consider inappropriate are two very different things.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
The original story probably isn't true anyway.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Good point
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
You'd better hope he doesn't report you to the police for blackmail. He has nothing to lose now.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
The real reason they are painting it, is it will be a multi million dollar contract. And the president will have a "profit share" clause. Where he gets a share of the profits.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
What she (a child sex trafficker) considers inappropriate and what normal people consider inappropriate are two completely different things.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
It's ridiculous that inflation is the biggest threat to his presidency and not his many felonies, the Epstein files or the Russian videos.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
And they're still using a very old picture of her where she looks vaguely human. Recent pictures show how hate has aged her.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
You're wrong. He has every intention of not doing anything.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
If it was the 70's these people would use the term "darkies" in place of immigrant. Guaranteed she considers herself an expat instead of an immigrant. Another right wing racist with less brain cells than teeth.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Starmer really was the Manchurian candidate. Destroying everything a labour party should stand for. You'll never convince me he isn't a stooge.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
How?
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Look at the two in the middle. That's not a meeting. That's turtle Bonnie Blue.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)
Power is back on. We were about to get crispy fried chicken.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder if the Dubai authorities know she doesn't like Muslims.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
*cooking
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)
We have a power cut. Half six. Just when everyone is coming tea. I've a pie in the oven. Bugger.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
He knows he is seriously ill
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
In Malta we have a law against misuse of electronic communications which can see people imprisoned for things like this. The UK needs something similar. If it existed Tiny Steven ten names wouldn't be able to harass people like this.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
They've seen Batman and have decided to be on the side of The Joker.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm pretty sure that is there is a heaven, then raping people stops you getting in. See also enabling genocide.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Whoever wins the contract to paint it will be using Del Boy's Profit sharing scheme.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
You're welcome. Found out my kid can get a British passport too. Next time we visit UK we'll be able to breeze through security at both ends EU passports here, UK there. 😀
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Just checked the embassy website. You can apply online or in person and they produce them here. So like it was before but with online application now.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
You could 12 years ago. No idea if they still do it.
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump thinks. It's wrong. That's all you need to say
Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly. Although I used the one here once in all the time. That was to renew my passport after 8 years. I now have dual citizenship with an EU passport so when my UK one ran out, didn't bother renewing it as they are now worthless.