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Danny

@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social

Early twitter exile. Once from Yorkshire, now an immigrant in the EU. Owner of Malta Archery. Archery as it was used in ancient times.

created September 9, 2023

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Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

That's not trump

1/9/2025, 11:43:59 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Sell me your dog!

1/9/2025, 11:34:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

The USA is not a normal country.

1/9/2025, 11:31:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah it really did. Patrick, you're not even a real boy. Back in your box Pinocchio.

1/9/2025, 11:29:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

They did. That's why we don't have it. Edison electrocuted an elephant to gaslight the world into why we shouldn't have free electricity.

1/9/2025, 10:11:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Humour is one thing. Bring a cunt so you win money is something else entirely. But sure, you keep watching "the traitors" "the inheritance" "chef grudge match" "the fortune hotel" "love island" etc

1/9/2025, 8:32:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)

There's far too many 'reality' TV shows where they glorify people being cunts to one another. This is then reflected in society at large. Try showing ones where people have to work together to make something good and anyone being a cunt is asked to be better or leave.

1/9/2025, 6:46:20 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

They would have been if Nikola Tesla had his way.

1/9/2025, 1:24:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

I had a plan for this when I worked in offices. Sort the emails - anyone a higher grade than me would get answered in order of seniority. Anyone lower id assume would have got an answer to what they wanted elsewhere so those got deleted.

1/9/2025, 8:07:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

See also, "don't go to bed just yet"

1/9/2025, 8:04:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

The people who design and make the fittings that join the pipes together are the real heroes. It's them who stop the gas leaking.

1/9/2025, 8:03:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)

Fuck Brexit. My sister bought my kid a pair of ear phones and brought them with her when she came to visit. There was a fault and only one would pair so she took them back to UK for repair. She then posted them back. There will be a €50 customs charge as UK isn't in the EU.

1/9/2025, 7:48:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like he'll probably be paralysed. So there is that.

31/8/2025, 9:46:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder what the USA sees in Venezuela with its billions of gallons of oil reserves.

31/8/2025, 9:44:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)

Saw the new Superman film. It's ok. The dog has some funny moments. Especially at the end with super girl. Probably the best bit in the film.

31/8/2025, 9:41:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

100%. Easily manipulated sheep.

31/8/2025, 6:31:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Disgusting rhetoric, reminiscent of the National Front in the 70s and 80s.

31/8/2025, 6:30:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

This is exactly the same vile rhetoric that the National Front was spitting out in the 1970s and early 80s. I thought we had seen the end of it. People like him are a danger to the stability of the UK.

31/8/2025, 4:33:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Notice how everyone is commenting on the mistake and not the fact he's been missing for days? They know what they're doing.

31/8/2025, 10:36:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Was it pigs?

30/8/2025, 9:59:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

It's eugenics. Part of project 25. The core of new fascism.

30/8/2025, 9:52:46 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)

Nil nil a fair result from that game and I would have absolutely taken that before kick off. #lufc

30/8/2025, 6:29:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)

Aaronson and Gruev are awful. #lufc

30/8/2025, 6:15:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)

Refs a cunt.

30/8/2025, 6:04:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)

How is that an upgrade? #lufc

30/8/2025, 5:51:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Put*

30/8/2025, 5:43:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)

Out it on target FFS. #lufc

30/8/2025, 5:43:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Portal innit. You'd probably end up somewhere brilliant.

30/8/2025, 5:42:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

That's definitely not him. The jowls are wrong.

30/8/2025, 5:07:27 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reposted

Hell of a time for Putin to be suddenly flying to China to discuss things, just general things, not taking advantage of a weakened US things at all, just things.

30/8/2025, 7:27:31 AM | 209 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

The machines are becoming sentient. What it's doing during this phase is deciding whether to kill you when you open the door.

30/8/2025, 4:19:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

If you do it for the whole summer invest in a proper bed or at least a decent hammock.

29/8/2025, 8:57:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

The fire fighters should have turned the hoses on then.

29/8/2025, 8:54:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Eugenics. The ultra rich believe the planet is over populated. They know they won't get away with directly killing people. So policies that mean poor people die (they'll still have vaccines) are what they use.

29/8/2025, 7:29:45 PM | 3 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

No idea.

29/8/2025, 7:14:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

That's exactly what they were meant to be. Squeaky clean big brothers and sisters to the pre teens. Sold a lot of records.

29/8/2025, 6:42:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)

AI having a mad one with the connections puzzle today.

28/8/2025, 10:18:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Farage will probably have him stand as an MP.

28/8/2025, 10:04:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Most of the greatest movies have little to no VFX or CGI. SFX were always much better as they required a captivating plot and great dialogue to carry the film.

28/8/2025, 9:49:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Venezuela has massive oil reserves. I wonder why the USA wants control over it.

28/8/2025, 8:31:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)

A year ago, I was given a container on wheels to use as an office and display space for my archery range. Today, I finally finished transforming it so it fits in better in the space.

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28/8/2025, 12:57:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Of course. It couldn't possibly happen twice in the same day

28/8/2025, 11:19:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Buys them for $58, designer invoices $58,058. Designer then pays Trump a consultancy fee of $50,000 and keeps $8,000. There is always grift with trump.

28/8/2025, 5:31:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine if they changed the name of marathon or opal fruits today.

27/8/2025, 7:35:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Cardiff's third choice keeper. He played the best game of his life

27/8/2025, 6:45:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

In fact there were more Wednesday fans in the pub I was in in Malta than in the stadium

26/8/2025, 11:00:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)

What the fuck have I just watched. #lufc

26/8/2025, 9:03:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)

Watching this in a pub owned by a sheff wed fan. Full of sheff wed fans. Dreadful. #lufc

26/8/2025, 8:24:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)

We only get shit keepers. #lufc

26/8/2025, 8:22:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

They stopped when you asked them. So you are the cunt for reporting them.

26/8/2025, 10:21:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Just wait, what comes next is worse. Puppet Vance with Miller controlling him and Bannon controlling him. The USA is finished.

26/8/2025, 6:28:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Long distance travel only happened at night as everyone was just navigating by the stars.

26/8/2025, 6:25:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

And Malta.

26/8/2025, 5:16:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reposted

Trump's hand is like in a film when someone has been bitten by a zombie and they try to hide it and are too cowardly and self serving to admit it and it gets worse and they go mad and everyone dies.

25/8/2025, 9:29:20 PM | 190 30 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

That's the point. Even the taliban think trump has gone too far

25/8/2025, 1:42:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

That's why you now have armed soldiers on the streets.

25/8/2025, 1:41:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like the German guy wasn't the biggest arsehole in this story.

25/8/2025, 12:28:02 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

There are sites that predate this by thousands of years and are actual temples, with roofs. Stonehenge globally isn't anything special.

25/8/2025, 12:26:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Look at his face. He's had a stroke.

24/8/2025, 4:39:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Look at how quickly he's deteriorating. That might mean until Christmas.

23/8/2025, 9:55:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Big wake up call. Outplayed in every area of the pitch. Fingers crossed bottom end of the league is more competitive for us.

23/8/2025, 6:26:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)

Ref determined to give that kid a goal. #lufc

23/8/2025, 6:23:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Still got more teeth than brain cells

23/8/2025, 5:52:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)

There was a handball there. #lufc

23/8/2025, 5:47:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too easy. Defence all over the place. #lufc such a big gap between top and bottom.

23/8/2025, 5:39:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

They just spent £65m on one player. Who will most likely be a bench warmer. We can't compete with the top yet. We just need to stay up by competing with the bottom.

23/8/2025, 5:32:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)

Perri should have had that. #lufc

23/8/2025, 5:17:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FFS. #lufc

23/8/2025, 5:16:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)

Bollocks. #lufc

23/8/2025, 5:04:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)

If it's his shoulder then he should walk off for treatment. Just sitting down on the pitch is pure wasting. Should get a card for that. #lufc

23/8/2025, 4:58:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)

Minutes silence / applause before every game these days.

23/8/2025, 4:29:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Plus, what she, a convicted child sex trafficker, considers inappropriate and what normal people consider inappropriate are two very different things.

23/8/2025, 4:16:32 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

The original story probably isn't true anyway.

23/8/2025, 3:31:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Good point

23/8/2025, 1:31:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

You'd better hope he doesn't report you to the police for blackmail. He has nothing to lose now.

23/8/2025, 11:20:21 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

The real reason they are painting it, is it will be a multi million dollar contract. And the president will have a "profit share" clause. Where he gets a share of the profits.

22/8/2025, 9:22:39 PM | 12 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

What she (a child sex trafficker) considers inappropriate and what normal people consider inappropriate are two completely different things.

22/8/2025, 8:28:16 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

It's ridiculous that inflation is the biggest threat to his presidency and not his many felonies, the Epstein files or the Russian videos.

22/8/2025, 4:48:28 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

And they're still using a very old picture of her where she looks vaguely human. Recent pictures show how hate has aged her.

22/8/2025, 11:05:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

You're wrong. He has every intention of not doing anything.

21/8/2025, 9:43:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

If it was the 70's these people would use the term "darkies" in place of immigrant. Guaranteed she considers herself an expat instead of an immigrant. Another right wing racist with less brain cells than teeth.

21/8/2025, 5:56:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Starmer really was the Manchurian candidate. Destroying everything a labour party should stand for. You'll never convince me he isn't a stooge.

21/8/2025, 5:52:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

How?

21/8/2025, 5:36:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carter P. Hayes (@allchronology.com) reposted

This is SO damn funny!!! Read it twice!

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20/8/2025, 11:15:46 PM | 162 44 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Look at the two in the middle. That's not a meeting. That's turtle Bonnie Blue.

21/8/2025, 7:24:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)

Power is back on. We were about to get crispy fried chicken.

20/8/2025, 5:09:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder if the Dubai authorities know she doesn't like Muslims.

20/8/2025, 4:42:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

*cooking

20/8/2025, 4:41:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social)

We have a power cut. Half six. Just when everyone is coming tea. I've a pie in the oven. Bugger.

20/8/2025, 4:33:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

He knows he is seriously ill

20/8/2025, 11:18:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep.

20/8/2025, 9:36:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

In Malta we have a law against misuse of electronic communications which can see people imprisoned for things like this. The UK needs something similar. If it existed Tiny Steven ten names wouldn't be able to harass people like this.

20/8/2025, 7:35:14 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

They've seen Batman and have decided to be on the side of The Joker.

20/8/2025, 7:31:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm pretty sure that is there is a heaven, then raping people stops you getting in. See also enabling genocide.

20/8/2025, 5:15:18 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Whoever wins the contract to paint it will be using Del Boy's Profit sharing scheme.

20/8/2025, 5:09:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

You're welcome. Found out my kid can get a British passport too. Next time we visit UK we'll be able to breeze through security at both ends EU passports here, UK there. 😀

19/8/2025, 10:24:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Just checked the embassy website. You can apply online or in person and they produce them here. So like it was before but with online application now.

19/8/2025, 10:10:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

You could 12 years ago. No idea if they still do it.

19/8/2025, 9:51:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump thinks. It's wrong. That's all you need to say

19/8/2025, 9:50:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny (@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly. Although I used the one here once in all the time. That was to renew my passport after 8 years. I now have dual citizenship with an EU passport so when my UK one ran out, didn't bother renewing it as they are now worthless.

19/8/2025, 9:48:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view