Get yourself that cereal/milk keep it crunchy cup that is on TikTok & blow their minds.
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Get yourself that cereal/milk keep it crunchy cup that is on TikTok & blow their minds.
Call it Jason Mendoza
Stephen Miller helped him write that. Then they looked deep and meaningfully into each others eyes & nodded.
I keep seeing the screenshot title page & I want to read how bad the actual opinion is. I can imagine pretty bad.
Oh no, I love him in all his work! Great actor! I’m so sorry to hear he’s passed. Truly a loss for everyone who could have seen his work.
Gary Without a Cause
How many other people have suggested it’s Infrastructure week?
Buy a house together?
Sorry i was late to the bbq i was rendering aid to a victim of domestic violence* *i fell down 2 (?) spiral staircases into a big hotel fish tank when a sex worker made fun of my penis for having 4 distinct skin tones & a toenail on the end of it. 9/11 as well
Did anyone or Laura Loomer call? Are you SURE? Check the voicemail. Check it AGAIN! Melanie probably deleted it. Whatever, I don’t even care. Life is pointless anyway.
I wonder if they had to do multiple recordings to get the whistle intro to The Andy Griffith Show? If the whistler’s lips got to dry like mine do when I try to whistle along. 🤷🏻♀️
Cartoon hair
The air conditioning?
That commercial where they got Billy Bob Thornton to say “opened a can of whoop-up” is the definition of The Ick.
I survived the event that I didn’t think I wanted to survive this summer & once I’ve climbed up out of this pit it put me in, I better not have any more health events significant enough to be called an event until the one I don’t survive. Recovery is not for the weak. He won’t make it back out.
Due to unforeseen complications, summer has been extended until the first of October. Labor Day weekend & schools will remain unaffected by this change, unfortunately, but general attitudes & propaganda will follow the new schedule & refrain from acting in an Autumn manner until Oct 1.
What do they call you?
Did you include the parts where your stretching gave you a Charley Horse & your moans turned into yelling & cursing.
That ring is a big wheel of cheese
He probably had a fall & looks bruised/banged up.
Why do you appreciate unions? I’ll start: Weekends off Paid vacations Work breaks Sick leave Paid holidays No child labor Safer working conditions Health care and retirement benefits
My reporting uncovered the existence of DoJ training videos instructing FBI personnel on how to flag Trump’s name in the Epstein files. I’m suing to get the videos under FOIA. substack.com/@muellershew...
No, if they really wanted to be great, they would let you design your own colorway for any type of their glasses.
Agreed, walked out in public shame.
At the very least it’s fun to think of this as a sort of tailgate party before the big event
You should’ve seen me 3 rock bottoms ago.
You are a delight!
NEW figures show that 61,226 people are currently in ICE detention — the highest number ever in US history. According to ICE data, 70% of these people have no criminal conviction.
I don’t have it in me tonight to self sooth. I’m not at a hopeful, comfortable place in my life. I can’t give anything to anyone else right now either. I have no patience right now.
Obviously.
She should be allowed to hunt him & take him out. She should get the support of a seal team to do so if she wants it. That should be a part of his sentence.
We could have had new art movements.
The painting must be of her climbing through that Capitol window she was breaking in through when she was shot.
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I love Galga!
Marksmanship requirements?
Tell us you came in the West End entrance without telling us…
Overloaded with guns & germs, where are we with steel?
& a good job as an ICE agent assaulting & trafficking people anonymously, hidden behind a mask.
CANada CAN do it!
Reading this, I just want a ham sandwich.
I hate it when people hog the 5 lb weights at the gym like c’mon Brenda I’m trying to get ripped here
On your forehead, upper right.
What is THAT bullshit? I didn’t put that big ass x advert there. How lame. Elon is so desperate he has to hijack replies on Blusky. Good luck buddy.
What am I looking at here? Is this an ID card? For a superhero? What does Uganda Man do? What are his special skills & abilities & assets? Why does the card just have X.com on it but no X info, no Personal X ID or whatever. Is X just a sponser of the card? What is happening???
I think we may need to replace all of the journalists shortly after taking out the GOP.
Saint Paul numba one city in world baby
It’s the little arms, with the waving around, & the face & the chubby looking rolls! How is it chubby?! It looks like a fat baby cell!
Fuck 'em up, Guv.
Can the DFL elected representatives stop doing selfish, reckless things in their personal lives please. Jesus Christ.
I bet they’ll still let you get extra gravy. Even if their logo was a big rainbow wagon pulled by scantily outfitted, ripped male cheerleaders riding huge, glittery oxen, they would probably still have the food your folks want to eat.
Home is not a place, it’s a time, and that’s why you can’t go home again.
I'm not sighing. This is just how I breathe now.
Terrorist gang of thugs.
Fence post I think, but keep trying!
At least he quit spray-painting his head. That was him right?
What was the joke?
In Texas, isn’t that what the 2nd amendment is for? To fight against tyrant & keep yourself safe & free?
The same could be said about playing piano or thatching roofs. New skills are hard to learn & practice is work.
He has a play-doh/Mr. Potato Head face.
All of the people bitching and moaning that Harris didn’t adequately address “working class issues” during her campaign now happily overlook that MAGA was really upset about the price of eggs then but now doesn’t give a shit, so maybe the problem was the misogyny and racism.
New— Nazis with giant swastika flags marched in downtown Indianapolis on Saturday with two police escorts. They shouted “white power” and said to the woman who took this video (reshared here with her permission) “fuck you, n***** bitch.” Police did not intervene. I cannot find local news coverage.
Checking up on his investment?
Have you tried laying on someone else’s stomach?
Sounds uncomfortable.
But it doesn’t make you peers, or equals. They are at a different, frankly much higher, more advanced level. Starting the bike life means you are a fresh, weak, blind baby tourist compared to them. Good luck. Hope it’s rewarding. It seems like it is.
Nah, nothing that can’t be ruined.
Yep, it’s all about human rights & it’s wrong on a deeper level than laws when a person’s human rights are violated. We should all be free to exercise physical, bodily autonomy; privately.
Well, for a long time in China, there were some pregnancies women had to terminate. They didn’t have the right to NOT terminate.
"If you live in Alaska, I need you to buy a Ukrainian flag and turn any area that Putin is going to be into a sea of Ukrainian flags - so many that, when Putin lands, all he's going to see is just yellow and blue."
That puppy! What kind?
Symmetry is the tell.
I’ll repost this every time I come across it. We all should.
And charged a tariff.
What a fun adventure! Congrats, glad you found it!
I don’t know my old Twitter sign-in info any more but I need more Clue Heywood in my life. Living off of the traces of Clue available here on Bluesky is not enough.
Ampersand?
Do Wangs.
0% damage? Oh I don’t know. That guy is going to get a bad Charley Horse in the middle of the night & never make the connection but that baby goat is performing a complicated martial arts move. It’s very impressive actually!
"We're all throwing dildos at women athletes to promote our memecoin" really puts a fine point on not just how sexist, mean and stupid so much of right now is, but also the grim degree to which we're just inundated with Stuff a 15-Year-Old Dipshit Would Think is Cool. A confederacy of Beavises.
In the medicinal storage system, the pills are protected by two separate yet equally important lid components: the top portion that needs firm downward pressure, and the bottom half that needs a counterclockwise twist. These are their stories.
those damned outdoor pigs can't keep getting away with this
Man, my tongue IS too big for my mouth & I haven’t smoked anything!
The way my niece would physically recoil in a cringe if we (her aunts) said the word “bra” out loud at Target. So of course, we bonded as sisters trying to create as much dialogue as possible about Bras & boobs & support as we could. “cup size” was always a winner. Ew to that guy.
You probably qualify for new knees somewhere?
It’s all under the fried shingle of chicken.
It’s all under the fried shingle of chicken.
Yeah! Or, or try… snuggling into my hands for cozy little nap where I can hold you.
Along those lines, Bjork. It would be like double dare.
I’m not arguing. I guess I just identify more as someone who often doesn’t do things in a linear, most efficient,”normal” way, but also hates feeling scrutinized or nitpicked from the outside. I get that as an aspiring elected she’s outside observers’ business. Question all you want. It is weird.
You’d be surprised by how many people don’t repeat after rinsing shampoo. They miss out on the payoff of shampooing. Y’know, the Herbal essences super foam happy ending?
Hey-ohhhh!
Dance Dance Revolution implies Dance Dance Authoritarian Regime
I used to push a bunch of tables together & put my puppy on them so he would stay put in my art studio. It was too high that he wouldn’t jump off, like a little island in the room. That’s the roof for Trump. Next up is a gigantic Johnny Jump-up. Like we’ve always dreamed of having.
I don’t love how we are now a country where it’s real iffy to fly.