When has that ever stopped them from breathlessly acting as the GOP's stenographer before?
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When has that ever stopped them from breathlessly acting as the GOP's stenographer before?
Gimme some semicolons and I'll throw in breadsticks and a side salad
Jeffries being lead to the gallows: "Voters need to ask themselves how these executions are going to do anything about the price of gas"
Dear Democratic Leaders, If you won’t stand up for trans people and their rights, you’re tellling me you won’t stand up for *anyone* or *any rights* the second they come under attack. You’re telling me you don’t stand for anything at all. Also, they’re *people*. Grow a spine or get out the way.
Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first? (Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
During the final years of his life, North Korean state media was only allowed to photograph Kim Il-Sung from the left, in order to hide the baseball-sized tumor on his neck from cameras. Not sure why I felt like mentioning that today.
It's going to be the weirdest thing watching every news network trying to sell "a nation in mourning" while Kool & the Gang's "Celebration" becomes the new national anthem.
People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
If what we hope will happen ever happens, we'll watch as many, many people in the world of politics, overnight, go on to pretend they were always against what preceded it. This era has been a highly effective acid test for character. Take notes now, so that you don't forget in the future.
You should write to your congressman or something
Schumer and Jeffries, on the way to the firing squad: "this execution is not being done in a bipartisan manner and I urge you to work with our Democratic colleagues to ensure fair representation in the rifleman corps"
oh yeah well your mom is an unconstitutional executive order
The reason you keep losing elections is because of crap like this. Voters don't WANT "compromise" or "bipartisanship" with Nazis and fascists
donald trump has dick-fall-off crotch rot but on his hand
I think people tend to forget there are always three sides to any Trump policy; 1. What he says he's going to do 2. What he'll actually try to do, which is invariably watered down and half-assed 3. What actually ends up happening, which usually is only superficially resemblant to #1
This kind of doomsaying is a form of preemptive surrender. Cut it out and focus on how we're going to fight the fascists instead of declaring that they've already won
Illinois Gov. Pritzker vows to pursue Trump officials who participate in an illegal National Guard deployment to Chicago: "If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me - not time or political circumstance - from making sure that you face justice under our constitutional rule of law."
"You're a parent. Explaining stuff to kids is YOUR JOB. Figure it out."
"The Republicans are going to win, so Democrats shouldn't try to win because if they do then Republicans might win"? This is why Democrats can't win.
B...b... but the NORMS!
Words/phrases Democrats should never use: * bipartisan * my Republican friends * real, valid, legitimate, serious, important (to describe issue raised by Republicans) * yea (when voting on Republican bills) * distraction (to describe bad thing Republicans did) * woke (in derogatory sense)
Jeffries being lead to the gallows by ICE goons: "Voters need to respect our judicial process and understand that these executions are a distraction from kitchen table issues on which the president polls so poorly"
The safety of the people of Illinois is always my top priority. There is no emergency that warrants the President of the United States federalizing the Illinois National Guard, deploying the National Guard from other states, or sending active duty military within our own borders.
The State of Illinois at this time has received no requests or outreach from the federal government asking if we need assistance, and we have made no requests for federal intervention.
putting aside the trans rights issues specifically (lol), I think part of what has me so frustrated with the Newsom thing is that Pritzker, Walz, and Zohran are putting on clinics for a popular, progressive politics and we’re wasting time talking about this used car salesman ass goblin.
The Democratic establishment has NEVER gotten over Obama having the audacity to win the nomination when it was Hillary's turn
But how are Bruce Harrell and his family supposed to profit off of THAT?!
That's just the pasteurized process cheese product in his veins forming a subdural deposit. Perfectly normal for the healthiest president in history
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He's a mess. Look at how gaunt his face has gotten and the sunken eyes. Baseball hat indoors because he hasn't done his hair. No tie because he can't breathe. Needs to sit down and can't keep his train of thought. No wonder he's talking about "going to heaven"
"I know that there are transgender children right now looking out at this world and wondering if anyone is going to stand up for them and for their simple right to exist. Well, I am. we are." -JB Pritzker youtu.be/WN1c6mCitIk?...
As if JD Vance talks to his children
This is what gives me hope that American democracy can survive - that Trump and his cronies are just too stupid and lazy to become the dictators they want to be
Chuck Schumer being lead to the gallows by masked goons as he shouts "These executions are a distraction from the kitchen table issues the president has low approval ratings on"
BRB, changing my wifi name to "Deep State Gang Stalking Center"
You misspelled "Illinois" there buddy
I wish for President Trump to fail
Chuck Schumer being lead to the gallows by masked thugs while shouting "These executions are a distraction from the president's low approval ratings"
I wish ill upon JK Rowling
If there were a primary today I'd vote for Pritzker in a heartbeat
pritzker is not perfect, but...I think progressives would be wise to start thinking seriously about getting behind him in a very thoroughgoing way. 1
Just so it’s clear, I too wish ill on JK Rowling. She has caused and continues to cause irreparable and tangible harm to fellow humans.
So say we all
it appears that @bsky.app have suspended the account of @jessiegender because a trans person saying "I wish ill on JK Rowling" is against the rules, so let me say with my loud cis voice that I too wish ill on all perpetrators of hate speech against trans people reinstate Jessie, this is ridiculous
He looks like he sells segregation door-to-door
I’m all in on @govpritzker.illinois.gov for president 2028
It was a person sharing a screenshot of Grok saying it was suspended because it said there was a genocide in Gaza - which even if it were the reason (it wasn't), Grok is not a reliable source because it has no awareness of its inner workings
Ah yes, famous US president Snideley Whiplash, who appears on US currency with no legible numbers or letters on it. Congrats on creating a realistic depiction of what the AI industry is doing to our economy, though
Once again reminding people AI can't tell you what happened, it can't think at all. This is funny but the way people are responding to it is going to low-key help with the normalization of these things as thinking agents. For all we know it made this up. AI doesn't become okay bc it makes you laugh
All getting ready for ideological combat and they enter the arena armed only with a MLP doll and a wookie mask
On the plus side, if Donald Trump is ever diagnosed with a serious but treatable disease, he'll just fire the doctor.
I'm doing my part!
"Could I be so out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong"
"Trump Shows Self-Confidence In Bold Move"
The only accurate reporting in these times would be, "The President responded to the question by rambling incoherently for 5 minutes and the rest of the media pretended like he gave an answer, filling in the blanks for him."
Is he even referring to a real incident, or is this just the dementia talking where he thinks it's still the '70s and roaming bands of teen gangs rule the streets like in a movie he saw once?
Children are not the property of their parents. He didn't consent to this. This is a bad take.
I remember this episode of Black Mirror
I don't like it either but if the corps aren't gonna let adults spend our money as we choose then the fake money might just be the solution
I think it's great the Presidential Fitness Test is being brought back, and I also think Trump needs to demonstrate he can pass it.
I read the headline as if "hot" were the adjective and "dog spill" were the noun, which gives it a whole other meaning
I hate to say it but if Mastercard is going to start being the Morality Police of what kind of media we're allowed to consume, there may actually be a valid use for cryptocurrency after all
This past week, the 79-year-old president announced he’s ended six wars (some that have been going on for centuries), asserted that windmills drive whales insane, called for Beyoncé to be prosecuted, claimed Obama committed treason and complained a convicted pedophile “stole” teenage girls from him.
Thanks, I hate CornDickPlane
B...b...but the NORMS!
Sundown, you better take care...
Inconceivable!
It keeps hallucinating that Chad Gable and El Grande Americano are tag team partners
if you put bill maher content on my timeline you owe me a personal apology
You've never heard of the Devo of Goverybeb?
I gotta say I didn't think underage GIRLS were the type Johnson would be interested in
It never existed. Stop falling for propaganda
Using wagyu beef for chili is a waste of good beef. Not that what they're serving is anywhere close to real wagyu anyway
If I only had a nickel for every time a chatbot told me to commit regicide
My parents 40 years ago: never get in a stranger's car The leaders of the US government: So I hitched a ride in a pedophiles plane, big deal
For the love of Christ STOP ANTHROPOMORPHIZING THE CHATBOT. It has no capacity for introspection. It can't "admit" to anything. All it does is string words together in an algorithmically pleasing manner
Thanks for paywalling this important information so that the people who need to see it won't be able to
As an SCP author from way back when I'm flattered that something I helped build played a part in a techbro losing his mind
As someone who wrote dozens of SCP articles and stories in 2012-2013 it would please me to no end to learn that I played a part in making a techbro lose his mind
I've seen ads in Seattle trying to get cops to move to West Virginia with the implication that "We'll let you beat up minorities as much as you want!"
Whoops Don't ya just love live TV?
i entered last week very skeptical about Epstein conspiracy theories and now I'm wondering if Trump personally walked into the jail and killed him
Saw Superman today and loved it. For some reason a movie with the message “even if your family are all fascists, that doesn’t mean you have to be one” particularly resonates with me.
Well, by "bachelor party" I mean that he spent the evening at Hooters drinking overpriced light beer until they cut him off because he called the waitress "mom"
I hope Roko's Basilisk turns out to be real so that it can spend eternity punishing you for saying something that dumb
There was definitely a "groom with ball and chain" ornament on his wedding cake and a "game over" theme at his bachelor party
He can barely keep his eyes open. Someone's been up all night worrying about the fake Epstein files that don't exist and which he isn't in
Stop calling everything a "distraction". We can pay attention to more than one thing at a time
Quit stalling and publish the tapes of Epstein talking about Trump
