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Was he hit by a Tesla? An Elon musk guided assassination attempt? I hope the doctors at four seasons landscaping and trauma response take good care of him.
My mitochondria twitched at that
If we could all only mentally manifest our desires….
If it’s nice do it twice.
Fuck PAYING for wwe. Sail the high seas with me!
Damn.
No lie, if this happens I will lose my shit. lol.
What do you expect from Andrew Elizabeth Cuomo.
Der Guten tag cuomo-flop.
Anything to distract from the Trump-Epstein list
The real question of the day is whether DOGE kept a copy of the Epstein files while they had root access to everything…
It’s good for the plants
Jinx
Yea that’s what’s up! Star Trek was prophetic.
BREAKING | An object may have just come to us from another solar system, scientists say
Sean Patrick Flannery has entered the chat
I will only accept Sean Patrick Flannery in this reboot of Indiana Jones.
What happens when that first hurricane hits and those tents blow away?
All fun and games until Pumkin shows up as the republican nominee.
Man I loved this show on discovery.
Like a patriots football
BREAKING: Shou Tucker joins and endorses Andrew Cuomi. Claims they will make a wonderful union. Together.
I want to call you a damn liar but I’ve done zero research into this discourse.
Anywhere that can invent deep fried Oreos is a-ok in my book
The White House lashed out at the creators of this ad for "fear-mongering". It must have really struck a nerve. Maybe they don't like being outed as fascists. You know what to do: SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE! #MAGAKidnappers
Lesbian farmers is a good first step. Gotta commit more. Lean into it. Trans doctors. Gay cops. Bisexual president. Let’s fucking do this.
Shiny!
Ah yes… the soldiers on the moon… but which soldiers? #ironsky. #IYKYK
Not a god damn thing. He’s a collaborator.
Because all the cool people have good taste.
I love football. Been a Liverpool fan since birth. And juventus in the other league.
This is the mood #letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched #filmsky #moviesky
Even my friend Alf knows they are of highest quality.
I wonder if Elon has a copy of the Epstein files when DoGe was snooping around… might be leverage for him to retain private control of spacex.
Yea. I heard a rumor she’s pregnant…
Don’t worry I understand. I myself grew frustrated with the women on the dating scene so I only lust after big throbbing cocks now.
Till all are one
I strongly suggest anyone who cares about science check out these climate scientists and their 100hr long livestream in response to funding cuts. Educational AND revolutionary. Let’s go! www.youtube.com/live/NMa7P6M... #science
Sticky toffee says it’s on the highway but hasn’t even left his apartment as yet.
I appreciate the chaos but would love an actual story around the Wyatt 6. Something. Anything. I already have merch man give me a reason to wear it more. #smackdown
R-truth is a goddamn national treasure
Excited for this!
Good morning, NYC. We have some very exciting news to share.
Hey!! Everyone reading this: If you care about Comic Book Creators, especially the aging older ones who've brought you all the great characters and stuff you love, PLEASE follow the @heroinitiative.bsky.social (That they only have 272 followers is shameful! Please help me get that number up!)
If you’ve never seen any then go with fma:brotherhood. Arguable the best of that bunch.
Warriors! Come out and play!
Facts
One millions percent agree.
Being kind and forgiving takes less energy than being an asshole. Except to other assholes, block those motherfuckers.
Where’s the website with pictures of all the ice agents with their face coverings and sunglasses? Seems like the mighty AI could be of good use here.
I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. Stop. Pope Pizza Balla??? Did family guy name this priest? This is amazing and he has my full support. Plus the Gaza thing.
Sounds like me on my drive to work every Monday facing the existential abyss. Maybe I’m a fox too.
Muscle women are the hottest. Do your thing.
So what DOES the fox say?
Slander. My copper is of the highest quality despite what you may have heard.
Damn. Kendrick locked his ass in that closet.
I want to acknowledge this statistic without “liking” it because I hate it and it’s scary.
They’ve finally caught truck-kun. Lock up the transdimensional transportation bastard for life.
Gary definitely sounds like he owns a pair of nunchucks so let’s fuckin go Gary!
I did nazi Fraulein Gretch coming.
Please highlight this story. ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago. kfor.com/news/local/w...
So the answer here seems to be to arm yourselves and if you see a kidnapping to become the “good guy with a gun”. Bet these kidnappings drop off real quick.
Yea. star trek envisioned a future where it got better. Star Wars knows it won’t.
Star Wars has always been truthier than Star Trek.
Why eat chicken when there’s so much long pig round?
Fuuuuuck this could have been our vice president! Why can’t we have nice things.
@torbooks.bsky.social just informed me The First Binding is part of a special editorial's best books sale they're doing where it's 2.99 on sale on all ebook retailers. Can I get some reshares/signal boosts? bookshop.org/p/books/the-... books2read.com/links/ubl/e/... Bookshop dot org--
Tomorrow, a certain online mega-retailer launches a book sale, just days before Indie Bookstore Day on 4/26. This is no coincidence; Bookstore Day is one of the largest revenue drivers for indies. Indies need our support to thrive & build community spaces for all...mega-retailers do not.
Congratulations to Iyo! Fantastic match. Mami looked amazing. Now onto drew “I prayed for this to happen” and priest. #wrestlemania
The reefer comes from the grave of Solomon. So it’s a literal blessed plant. Get baked with the full blessings of Jesus.
Many products sold in the U.S. are made in El Salvador. In response to the El Salvador president’s statements today, we’re calling for an immediate boycott of all Salvadoran-made goods. Please help by listing any products or brands made in El Salvador in the comments below.
Whoa whoa. Why is miss Cleo catching strays? call meh now! Iconic.
I really want every portrait going forward to be a copy of the one in Colorado. Let history see what he really looked like and judge him accurately.
Make sure you scream while running. Good for the lungs.
8. I’m hoggin the armrest and immediately reclining my seat alllll the way the fuck back.
I’ve never prayed to be on a jury before. “Luigi? Luigi who? That dude dont look like no Luigi to me.”
Bold of you to assume they won’t simply shut that museum down.
I remember you, I am the rebel with the ice cream machine. Nice to meet you again.
just an fyi most of my art is available as wallpapers !~ any support always means the world 💕 ko-fi.com/8pxl #pixelart
This is so niche that I love it. Now do the fallen Madonna
How many? Looks like three oh five.
I see your hippie love bug and raise you one badassatron.
speaking of which, this should be obvious but: do not donate to the democrats. do not donate to the party, do not donate to their politicians. until they do Anything At All, you do not give them a cent.
schumer needs to lose a primary
@schumer.senate.gov history will remember your cowardice. Literally we will write books about you. I’ll write the first one my goddam self.
Ok seriously. Schumer is up for reelection in 3 years. Time to figure out who’s going to primary him at a grassroots level. Alllll of them.
Fucking chuck. I need a New Democratic Party. This old guard is not ready for the show. Fuuuuck!! Fight back Goddamnit!!!
The only legal thing he’s done since being sworn in has been in his side gig as a Tesla pitch person on the White House lot. Pathetic, but legal.
Ok. Actual things you can do. April 1st. Florida. Vote Gay valimont to replace pedophile Matt Gaetz district. Vote Joshua Weil to replace sycophant Michael Walz district. Let’s swing the chamber.
We just need to buckle down and commit.
Love myself too much to willingly ingest that much hate on a Tuesday.
Someone walk with a Bluetooth speaker and blast the the Soviet anthem
Thank god for this clarification. I was about to be a menace to some retail workers.