snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social)
When it happens, it needs to be slow and painful. Sorry. Or not.
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When it happens, it needs to be slow and painful. Sorry. Or not.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social)
The war isn't over until the last leaf is picked up.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
The war isn't over until the last leaf is picked up.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
Got tears in my eyes β€οΈ
I Post Animal Vids... π (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted
Dogs are amazing! β€οΈππΎ #dog #dogday #bluesky
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't worry. You'll feel better about THAT when he pardons Ghislaine Maxwell.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social)
JD Vance just got thrown out of a window at the White House.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
You don't believe this??? β¬οΈ Somehow I don't think this is 'fake news'. You sure you're not delusional? edition.cnn.com/2025/06/14/u...
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump is going after his enemies. Judges, politicians and their families are being targeted and murdered. Don't you read the news, or are those 'fake murders'? And, oh, while we're at it... fuck you.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
Um.... are you living under a rock? Trump is going after his enemies. Judges, politicians and their families are being targeted and murdered. Honestly...
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
You're so right. Sometimes it takes something so bad to happen before you see the good in others. I know a lot of people in Cali seem to have 'I couldn't possibly vote for Newsom' disease, but find someone who is a better candidate to lead the United States.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social)
Oh my God, you've got to read this. It's MAGA Man syndrome.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
Fortune Tellers answer: EVERYBODY knows that!
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
Won't be long till she finds out the rumors aren't false.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
Weekend At Bernies.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
The National Guardners.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social)
It'd be good if JD could visit every day. Twice on Sundays.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyone could easily just swim around the end of that wall.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social)
I could just swim around the end of that wall. Easy as.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social)
Watch Hegseth. He's totally wondering why he has to stand there and agree with this horseshit. Bondi, she's trying desperately to find something he says that she can relate to, and then just decides, "fuck it, I love him unconditionally and the power makes me wet". www.youtube.com/shorts/pY06v...
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
But what do we call it? Liberation Day?
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social)
Does @governor.ca.gov Gavin Newsom approve the trolling posts and memes that go out every day? Here's the answer. www.youtube.com/shorts/p3jRl...
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social)
Some stills from a YT short. Video here: www.youtube.com/shorts/fHUHK...
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
how much longer?
Cheshire Cat ααα’, (@autismsupsoc.bsky.social) reposted
Bluesky right now ...
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
Not really worth seeking re-election if you're gonna fucking die, is it?
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social)
Worth a listen. www.youtube.com/shorts/-4N1i...
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
He said "more RED". That's fairer.
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
Garcia: We finally got word from the Epstein estate. They're going to be providing the actual Epstein book⦠the estate is actually going to actually now get us that book and a bunch of other documents that they have that's actually not been reported yet.
Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted
What if we established a tax-exempt Church of Democracy and sued the government for infringing on our religious freedoms when it does authoritarian stuff?
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
*infamous ??
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social)
The President who has unlimited power won't release the Epstein files. Think about that. π¨π¨π¨RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!π¨π¨π¨
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social)
π¨Step 1: Trump deploys troops to DC. π¨Step 2: Then he allows citizens in DC to carry arms. π¨Step 3: An angry citizen shoots at NG or military. π¨Step 4: Martial law is declared. π¨Step 5: Game over. www.youtube.com/shorts/rNzXO...
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social)
CA Republicans filed a lawsuit against the State's ballot initiative. The State Supreme Court, without even asking to hear from the State, could plainly see the suit was all Bullshit and dismissed it. lol www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdu1...
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
So let's rephrase that: "You're here, so that must mean you want to listen to my lies." I can't see it any other way.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social)
When people die (and they WILL die) as a result of Trump and RFK Jnr's policies, they won't just be Democrats. Republicans WILL DIE TOO. Try explaining the politics of that. www.youtube.com/shorts/RleW-...
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social)
They'll fake Trump's death and smuggle him to CCCP.
Hoodlum πΊπΈ (@nothoodlum.bsky.social) reposted
The chairman of the Surry County Board of Elections claimed that someone at Dairy Queen had put drugs in his granddaughtersβ ice cream. A video from the investigation revealed that he was the one who put the narcotics in it. After his arrest, he resigned. www.wral.com/news/local/s...
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
*** "...if they hadn't deported all the rakes". You're welcome.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
DANGER: Government warns against airports as the cause of overburdening and mitochondrial challenges. Did I get that right?
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social)
Of all the dirty old men Ghislaine Maxwell never saw in a bathrobe, Alan Deshowitz wore fewer bathrobes than anyone.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
Another mass shooting that guns weren't responsible for.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh c'mon. The line has quite clearly been drawn at a 12" sub. A plain old ham sandwich is still very much indictable.
Olga Nesterova (@onestpress.onestnetwork.com) reposted
Russians are sharing videos on Telegram of their military plants asking Ukrainians to bomb βem since they havenβt been paying salaries for over 2 months. π
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
Shoulda done this last week. Actually no, 2016 woulda been good.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not really a Taylor fan (too fucking old and more of a Blues guy), but I recognise talent, and Charlie has absolutely none.
Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted
Six months ago. I meant it. Do it now if you havenβt.
Olga Nesterova (@onestpress.onestnetwork.com) reposted
Pls someone dig up the Budapest Memorandum and point to the signatures.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
North Korea.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
Shouldn't these guys be anti-criming?
Krassensteins (@krassenstein.bsky.social) reposted
BREAKING: Abrego Garcia just renewed his bid for asylum. Keep fighting!
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
19, +37 inactive. (Whispers 'holy shit') Thanks for letting me know.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
He's serious when he says he could shoot someone on 5th Ave. Deadly fucking serious.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social)
@cnn.com: "The president has found some support in an unlikely place: the nationβs highest court." But then: "[SCOTUS] has been consistently siding with Trump... ... for months." Then Alina Habba chips in to say the job of lower courts is to respect the president. www.cnn.com/2025/08/25/p...
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, if he was on suicide watch, then it can't have been suicide, right?
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social)
You do understand THIS, right? www.youtube.com/shorts/FoS9w...
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social)
This is pretty good β¬οΈ 5 simple rules to unfuck Congress www.youtube.com/shorts/Xyb-a...
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
And the crime rates for black people will go up. Bigly.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reposted
The Trump administration will need to be overthrown. He ain't leavin', except in a coffin. Sorry, that's just the way it is.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social)
The Trump administration will need to be overthrown. He ain't leavin', except in a coffin. Sorry, that's just the way it is.
Pi-Qui Djinn Djinni (@pi-qui.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
#Epsteinfiles #trump #andrew #Clinton
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social)
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snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social)
Power protects itself. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YPU...
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social)
Tea, beans, whatever it is, it's spilt. @denisedwheeler.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/cweb...
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social)
"...and, thus, immediately forfeit their office" is my favorite bit.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
I can feel a 'clean hands doctrine' thingy about to show up.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social)
@denisedwheeler.bsky.social Did you see this? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Office of Mayor Michelle Wu ε³εΌ (@mayorwu.boston.gov) reposted
Last week, Boston received a letter from AG Bondi threatening to prosecute officials and withhold funds unless we cooperate with carrying out mass deportations. The US Attorney General asked for a response by today, so here it is: stop attacking our cities to hide your administrationβs failures.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
All of us 5 years ago.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
If that flag had a pussy he'd be grabbing it. And the stars on the flag let you do it.
Alvaro M. Bedoya (@bedoyausa.bsky.social) reposted
Dear journalists: The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her. Your words shape peopleβs reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social)
What about flying one upside down?
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
All these fucking placebos stand there surrounding him and they just have to be thinking either "God is great" as euphoria washes over them, or "My god he's such a fucking idiot, can't be long till his heart goes 'poooff' ".
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social)
A lot of people want a dictator, according to Dick Tater.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social)
Scott did this β¬οΈπ€£
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
FBI gonna be round at his house in the mornin'
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
This is what autocrats say and do. Some threats he intends to carry out, others are just meant to intimidate to produce a change in behavior caused by fear. Every day we move closer to autocracy. Who will be fearless & fight, who will ignore it and hide, & who will bend the knee?
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social)
Kamala was right about everything.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
One day soon. I'm a patient person. bsky.app/profile/snap...
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
bsky.app/profile/snap...
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social)
This doctor is giving Trump 6-8 months. Tops!! www.youtube.com/shorts/YcCoN...
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
Waiting for "Slavery was just a terrible accident"
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
No-one knows more about anything than Donald Fucking Trump. Included in that list is 'not taking responsibility for criminal acts'.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social)
I've got 27 tabs open in Chrome. Is that bad? Is it too many? Is it not enough? I have no fucking idea anymore. My brain hurts.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social)
How did I not know about Oblivia Coalmine more than 18 months ago? "Oh fracking hell!" this is glorious. I β€οΈ love Olivia Colman. www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeZw...
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social)
Make a movie mildly inappropriate: All the Presidentβs menstrual cycles.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social)
DC is crawling with militia because Big Balls is an asshole who's fee fees got hurt.
Pat Bagley (@bagleycartoons.bsky.social) reposted
The remake of the Cracker Barrel logo is further proof that RWers have been groomed to get white-hot enraged over NOTHING
Mark Zaid, Esq (@markzaidesq.bsky.social) reposted
While we wait for the release of all the Epstein files, why doesn't FBI Director Kash Patel tell us more about his grand jury testimony re: Mar-a-Lago? Did Trump verbally "declassify" all the records as claimed? BTW, we are suing under #FOIA for those records. www.nytimes.com/2025/01/30/u...
Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted
Humanity A system that rips fathers from their families in immigration court is not justice; itβs cruelty. People can only take so much before heartbreak turns into resistance.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
Just wondering if arresting everyone you dont like falls within even the most outer perimeter of what could be called presidential duties. And the 1A lawsuits. Hooboy.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social)
Dear Mr Bolton, Help save democracy first, THEN worry about your fucking ideology. Tell your friends too.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social)
Don't take your eye off the ball. And release the Epstein files.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't believe she really said that! She knows for a fact it's not THAT small?? HOW does she know that? Actually, no! I don't wanna know how she knows that.
snappyjack πΊπ¦π¨π¦ (@snappyjack.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh lordy, keep offending me.
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
No One is Above the Law* *Terms and conditions may apply. See DOJ for details.