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That’s why we’re rigging the elections!
Dad 💙 🇺🇸🇺🇦🏌️INDIANA! NEVER 🦇💩🤪 tRUMP!
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That’s why we’re rigging the elections!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
He did fillet a dog once!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Put in a urine barrier!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
In cleavage!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Diaper genie malfunction?
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Between naps?
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Not nugget!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Might want to look that up before the next town hall!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
The seven-second rule- "Place the back of your hand on the pavement for seven seconds. If you can't hold it there for the full seven seconds because the surface is too hot, then it's also too hot for your dog's paws".
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Can’t they stay and be wait staff?
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
No, your dog would be standing if you had not taken action!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it urine soluble?
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Is he appealing with his underwear on?
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably put it in crematorium mode!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Rockwell?
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you just making up words?
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s where Republicans are storing their balls!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
…..and then he tasted ball bronzer!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn, I took the under!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
MAGA careers are all going to die anyway!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Oooh marble coasters!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Accumulating brain worm 💩?
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
2 impeachments say otherwise!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Thin the Republican herd!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
More likely circus!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
5 days at memorial is a MUST watch!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
1-5 years delivery time.
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Soon his screwworm and brain worm are going to mate! Baby earworm?
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Can screwworms mate with brain worms. Asking for a friend.
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Don Quixote?
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Anal canal? Where action figures go to die.
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
What are they doing to brain worms?
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Like a flock of crows?
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Just name it after him already!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Deport them!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
🍊🤡☠️
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Like Trump 2028?
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
From the inside?
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Not in Georgia!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
To Narnia?
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s why he didn’t bother to name it.
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
But I have a speedo!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Purple is slimming!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
CVS style receipts!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
To apply his ball bronzer?
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe they should serve Bud Light?
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
There goes my help!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Radioactive?
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
*Cyberdinosaur?
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
With ivermectin suppositories on the side!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
North of the taint!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
My truck nuts say otherwise!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
In other words- those words!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump signed “Diddy” lube?
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
*referencing the color of a corpse.
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Humanity? He reportedly threw rocks at a baby as a five year old!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
What about a club (sandwich)?
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
I think the worm was fatally damaged by his brain!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s Oldscum!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Red hats only!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
He should get in line as soon as possible!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
2 birthdays?
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
My other best friend was hung!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Republican mascot?
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Or Meth. No more dental appointments!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Six states not to vacation in!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Biggly!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Mine has a tongue setting!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Rectangular wine containers are her legacy!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Mind numbingly FU€KING stupid!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
On city water?
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe the solar industry could bribe tRUMP with one billion dollars?
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Kinda like you and Melanoma?
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
The Supreme Court will!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Rapid unscheduled disassembly of diaper tape ?
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
IR8PUW?
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Mar-a-Lago?
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Same aromatic signature!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
It produced Russian semen!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
The understanding was Trump would swallow!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Where is Dagwood when you need him?
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Hard?
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Not fascists !
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
My son showers every 250 hours!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re dating an older man?
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
What?
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Who hasn’t tripped over it?
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
He won’t swallow anymore?
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Testicle humidity!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Now he’s addicted to ball bronzer!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
They already did!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Alaska for Wakanda?
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Give trump that template!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Does he keep his underwear on while eating pierogis?
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
At least she told God she was coming!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Now do another!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Epstein tapes ?
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
You make me shutter!
snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent
Cuckolding With a Brain Worm?