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@snarkey1.bsky.social

Dad 💙 🇺🇸🇺🇦🏌️INDIANA! NEVER 🦇💩🤪 tRUMP!

created November 12, 2024

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That’s why we’re rigging the elections!

2/9/2025, 8:27:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

He did fillet a dog once!

2/9/2025, 1:01:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Put in a urine barrier!

2/9/2025, 11:41:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

In cleavage!

1/9/2025, 4:39:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Diaper genie malfunction?

1/9/2025, 1:20:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Between naps?

31/8/2025, 7:23:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 8:03:34 PM | 838 204 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Not nugget!

31/8/2025, 6:51:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Might want to look that up before the next town hall!

31/8/2025, 6:29:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

The seven-second rule- "Place the back of your hand on the pavement for seven seconds. If you can't hold it there for the full seven seconds because the surface is too hot, then it's also too hot for your dog's paws".

31/8/2025, 6:27:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Can’t they stay and be wait staff?

31/8/2025, 6:23:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

No, your dog would be standing if you had not taken action!

31/8/2025, 5:58:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Is it urine soluble?

31/8/2025, 1:53:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Is he appealing with his underwear on?

31/8/2025, 1:33:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably put it in crematorium mode!

31/8/2025, 12:56:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Rockwell?

30/8/2025, 8:03:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you just making up words?

30/8/2025, 7:22:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s where Republicans are storing their balls!

30/8/2025, 6:35:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

…..and then he tasted ball bronzer!

30/8/2025, 6:02:35 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn, I took the under!

30/8/2025, 3:28:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

MAGA careers are all going to die anyway!

29/8/2025, 6:50:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Oooh marble coasters!

28/8/2025, 3:56:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Accumulating brain worm 💩?

28/8/2025, 3:53:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

2 impeachments say otherwise!

27/8/2025, 7:14:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Thin the Republican herd!

27/8/2025, 6:53:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

More likely circus!

27/8/2025, 4:49:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

5 days at memorial is a MUST watch!

27/8/2025, 4:02:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

1-5 years delivery time.

27/8/2025, 3:44:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Soon his screwworm and brain worm are going to mate! Baby earworm?

27/8/2025, 1:45:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Can screwworms mate with brain worms. Asking for a friend.

26/8/2025, 7:52:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Don Quixote?

26/8/2025, 6:02:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Anal canal? Where action figures go to die.

26/8/2025, 5:58:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

What are they doing to brain worms?

26/8/2025, 5:53:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Like a flock of crows?

26/8/2025, 5:36:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Just name it after him already!

26/8/2025, 5:31:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Deport them!

26/8/2025, 5:27:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

🍊🤡☠️

26/8/2025, 5:11:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Like Trump 2028?

26/8/2025, 4:54:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

From the inside?

26/8/2025, 4:44:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Not in Georgia!

26/8/2025, 4:42:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

To Narnia?

26/8/2025, 2:54:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s why he didn’t bother to name it.

26/8/2025, 2:14:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

But I have a speedo!

26/8/2025, 1:57:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Purple is slimming!

26/8/2025, 11:06:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

CVS style receipts!

25/8/2025, 5:20:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

To apply his ball bronzer?

25/8/2025, 1:31:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe they should serve Bud Light?

24/8/2025, 1:23:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

There goes my help!

24/8/2025, 2:22:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Radioactive?

23/8/2025, 7:32:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

*Cyberdinosaur?

23/8/2025, 10:15:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

With ivermectin suppositories on the side!

23/8/2025, 1:47:12 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

North of the taint!

23/8/2025, 12:48:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

My truck nuts say otherwise!

22/8/2025, 8:47:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

In other words- those words!

22/8/2025, 8:33:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump signed “Diddy” lube?

22/8/2025, 8:31:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

*referencing the color of a corpse.

20/8/2025, 6:01:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Humanity? He reportedly threw rocks at a baby as a five year old!

20/8/2025, 5:55:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

What about a club (sandwich)?

20/8/2025, 5:52:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

I think the worm was fatally damaged by his brain!

20/8/2025, 5:01:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s Oldscum!

20/8/2025, 4:32:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Red hats only!

20/8/2025, 12:32:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

He should get in line as soon as possible!

20/8/2025, 12:11:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

2 birthdays?

19/8/2025, 9:44:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

My other best friend was hung!

19/8/2025, 8:12:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Republican mascot?

19/8/2025, 8:03:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Or Meth. No more dental appointments!

19/8/2025, 7:53:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Six states not to vacation in!

19/8/2025, 7:51:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Biggly!

19/8/2025, 7:48:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Mine has a tongue setting!

19/8/2025, 7:30:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Rectangular wine containers are her legacy!

19/8/2025, 7:09:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Mind numbingly FU€KING stupid!

19/8/2025, 6:26:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

On city water?

19/8/2025, 6:23:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe the solar industry could bribe tRUMP with one billion dollars?

19/8/2025, 5:55:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Kinda like you and Melanoma?

19/8/2025, 1:52:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

The Supreme Court will!

19/8/2025, 1:24:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Rapid unscheduled disassembly of diaper tape ?

19/8/2025, 1:20:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

IR8PUW?

19/8/2025, 12:52:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Mar-a-Lago?

18/8/2025, 7:13:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Same aromatic signature!

18/8/2025, 3:00:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

It produced Russian semen!

16/8/2025, 12:13:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

The understanding was Trump would swallow!

16/8/2025, 12:11:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Where is Dagwood when you need him?

15/8/2025, 8:35:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Hard?

15/8/2025, 8:33:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Not fascists !

15/8/2025, 8:33:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

My son showers every 250 hours!

14/8/2025, 5:16:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re dating an older man?

14/8/2025, 10:54:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

What?

14/8/2025, 10:50:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Who hasn’t tripped over it?

14/8/2025, 10:21:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

He won’t swallow anymore?

14/8/2025, 3:40:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Testicle humidity!

11/8/2025, 12:26:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Now he’s addicted to ball bronzer!

10/8/2025, 7:12:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

They already did!

10/8/2025, 5:06:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Alaska for Wakanda?

10/8/2025, 11:19:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Give trump that template!

10/8/2025, 11:02:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Does he keep his underwear on while eating pierogis?

10/8/2025, 1:56:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

At least she told God she was coming!

9/8/2025, 9:01:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

Now do another!

9/8/2025, 1:20:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Epstein tapes ?

9/8/2025, 8:15:43 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture snarkey1.bsky.social (@snarkey1.bsky.social) reply parent

You make me shutter!

9/8/2025, 8:12:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cuckolding With a Brain Worm?

6/8/2025, 12:24:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view