Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social)
Their cover of "First We Take Manhattan," or "Nightswimming."
Yinzer in a strange 'Land. Archivist. Misanthrope. Problematic Capricorn. History nerd. Sentient pile of binders. Disabled (AuDHD & POTS). They/them/yunz. Enjoys garlic bread with @JasonSansArgonauts.bsky.social Living my best life on some other timeline.
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Their cover of "First We Take Manhattan," or "Nightswimming."
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I'm in Tusc Co. & find this so unsurprising. Been here 3½ years, and it's the weirdest place I've lived.
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@alt-text.bsky.social
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Welcome back!
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He is! For years in my house, he was "the cabbie from Wings."
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
I this this map may better place the Lower 48 for some people.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
Send the Kurgan to check.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
Sadly, no. It's for the MN victims. halfstaff.org
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
Shoresy, unless you hate hockey.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social)
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social)
Wait! Ncuti Gatwa is in "The Roses"?! Oh shit, I'm there!
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AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social)
Wildflowers
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow... that's a lot of retained fluid. He looks (more) horrible. IANA cardiologist, but the diuretics aren't working.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
You can do a brisket that way too. America's Test Kitchen has the whole procedure.
Hangman Page Apologist Jen (@swaggeroffools.bsky.social) reposted
As a reminder, here is the current rankings of top Bluesky nights: 1. Hogan dies and everyone had jokes 2. Mamdani bodies Cuomo in the primary 3. Kissinger finally dies
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
It is kind of weird that Jim-Dave has publicly reappeared in the past few days.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
A remake of an adaptation of an adaptation of a 1930 novel. What exactly is left to be said there?
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Evergreen.
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Vanity. Women want to think they're small... even when they aren't. No one wants to admit to a 40" waist & 26" inseam.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social)
Ah yes, the Elvis.™️
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No "Dogs Playing Poker"?
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
Pumpkin Escobar agrees.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
My vote is for ass herpes, but crabs are good too.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
Desperate measures for desperate times?
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
Love pic #4 if only because the 2 on the right have been open about having depression & ADHD, respectively.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social)
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring
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She knows & is biding her time.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
I was wondering if you were vying for "Most Likely to Be Chuck Tingle's Alt"
Scott Sandage (@scottsandage.bsky.social) reposted
Tis the season to make plans to reclaim and cherish your book-life balance! See my 10-step handout “How to Read a Book” @commonplacejrnl.bsky.social #skystorians #gradstudents #howtoreadabook #bibliophiles #selfcare commonplace.online/article/how-...
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
Your headline is missing a comma. It should read "...does not do patrols, as expected."
Jeff VanderMeer (@jeffvandermeer.bsky.social) reposted
Yeah, that's right... an MIT study shows 95 percent of generative AI products fail to provide any real value. No shit. Sloppers live in vain. Stop the slop.
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Had to fact-check this because it's too good to be true, and it's actually true. 🤯😄
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social)
Yup. Fantastic music & style.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh yeah, he completely sucks.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
This guy? images.app.goo.gl/2Ap6aeWJLvpa...
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social)
This is the way of my people.
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There won't be a D-cell or 9V to be found in the greater Philly area.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
Andrew Carnegie had no part in Homestead & knew nothing about the Pinkertons.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
The kindness. I was on the bus & the lady sitting next to me had a 2 piece that smelled amazing. I said so, & she immediately offered me the thigh. I thanked her & said that I couldn't, but asked where she got it.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social)
Was going to contribute to the in-laws' garage sale, but I priced everything way too high.
Oliver Darkshire (@deathbybadger.bsky.social) reposted
a university is not for generating profit, it provides cultural enrichment via weird little gremlin people who love visigoths or haikus, and very occasionally a scientist who figures out faster than light travel
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
I could crush a couple of those right now. RIP Emil.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social)
Lots of Primanti's in the replies, but true Pittsburghers know that the answer is whatever Rick Sebak recommends.
Rob Sheridan (@rob-sheridan.com) reposted
Thinking about the time we put a Blue Screen of Death into Nine Inch Nails' stage visuals for ONE FRAME in 2008 and it became an out-of-context meme that still makes the rounds today
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
Singles.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social)
I fell in love, & he's why I stay. Once he comes to his senses, I'll be back in PA.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
That video is so soothing. I could watch that all day.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
That politeness hides an anger that is unimaginable to most people in the US.
PghCons (@pghcons.bsky.social) reposted
Pittsburgh, PA: Manager of Matting and Framing, Carnegie Museum of Art jobs.dayforcehcm.com/en-US/car/CA...
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Drinkmate & fruit juices. Most of the time, I'm just pounding liters of plain fizzy water though.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
I've been told that Kimmel isn't the same misogynistic shit he was in the '90s, but I still won't watch him. It's the "Vice News" phenomenon: too steeped in misogyny & rape culture to ever regain respect or legitimacy from me.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
No rain expected until next Saturday. Safe travels.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
Had quite a few butterflies & a hummingbird in the overgrown beds so far.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social)
He won't meet with his rural constituents either, especially the Latino/a ones.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social)
Anywhere tropical.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social)
Tell so many more people to get fucked... and stop internalizing that shit.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social)
Nah, @fazzumen.bsky.social is much better friend than boyfriend. Besides, his wife is awesome.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
One of my favorite throwaway lines... of all time.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
The same thing he's done for the past 30 years... whatever VKM tells him to do.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social)
Welp, good thing my nibling got his top surgery at a UPMC hospital today. This is the fucking worst timeline.
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The 1st.
fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole.bsky.social) reposted
The rush I get from skipping the queue at the doctor's surgery to sign in using the screen thing that the boomers refuse to learn how to use is like no other.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social)
Age verification? I still have mp3 files I got from Napster over 28.8 dialup.
Brandy Schillace (@bschillace.brandyschillace.com) reposted
Hey! Stuff is bad. Be as weird as possible.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
...and some never previously conceived ones too.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank Jeebus, I was afraid.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
Awww Zack, really?
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
I vaguely remember that he owns a château. A freaking castle.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
@bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social Science, cuteness, & empathy.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
Hanging out with the in-laws (who are great humans) & hitting a restaurant TBD.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
For fuck's sake, why?!
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
May I recommend a couple loose braids or a satin bonnet?
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like how women's clothing is sized to me, but I see your point.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
It wasn't designed to be a hockey arena. Pittsburgh didn't even have a team when it was built.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
I once called Zone 3 because the light at Washington Blvd & Allegheny River Blvd was out during PM rush. The dispatcher told me to treat it like a stop sign & hung up. It took me 20 minutes to make that left.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
Not valid for air travel. Land & sea w/in N. America is ok.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social)
There's a Pennsic joke in there somewhere.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
Will also accept Ceaușescu's Xmas surprise.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
I will never complain about govt issue polo shirts at disaster sites again. Dude looks like he just got bounced from a country bar in the mid '90s for being too creepy... something previously thought to be impossible.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
"Cybrary"? Lordt, 1996 better come get their techbro.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social)
Alt text: a cart with a TV & VCR against a blue sky with clouds. Return to Oz Where the Red Fern Grows Several episodes of Nova Escape to Witch Mountain (original)
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
Wonder if this could be a collab w/ @allelitewrestling.com? 🤼 #WrestleSky
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
That's a Club Sub where I'm from. Drop some bacon on there as well.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
Scrolled up for the byline only to have my suspicions confirmed.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
I just know because about 20-30 years ago, I loved weird pseudoscience stories & read tons of them. Yes, I did watch The X-Files as a teen. 😄 Also yes, non-white cultures absolutely built their own structures & technologies.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
I've been trying to get a formal dx for POTS & hEDS. @clevelandclinic.bsky.social doctors keep telling me it's in my head. I guess that world-class care can make it to Abu Dhabi & London but not 100 mi south of Cleveland.
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@alt-text.bsky.social
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I've heard them called "Yoder Toters" here in Eastern Ohio.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like Velikovsky, tbh.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social)
Ended up becoming disabled not long after finishing. At 40, it was supposed to be a glorious 2nd Act in my life. Instead, I can't hold any job or even volunteer.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
The "Fight for Your Right to" Party. Apologies to the Beasties.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty sure a whole variety of plantains didn't get decimated by a fungus, leaving us with an inferior replacement. 😉 Yes, I know that Gros Michel bananas still can be obtained in *some* places.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you not receiving feline help with it?
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
Search history. I'm pretty dull.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
I miss 22-26 episode seasons.
Amelia Elizabeth, MLIS (@snonsumr.bsky.social) reply parent
They won't know if they don't try.