He is a knob. But that's too mild for him. I see others have also given you some other words and phrases that can be used for him, to which I humbly add: He is a hoofwanking bunglecunt.
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He is a knob. But that's too mild for him. I see others have also given you some other words and phrases that can be used for him, to which I humbly add: He is a hoofwanking bunglecunt.
Moskowitz: Do you think the Epstein list should come out? Farage: I have no opinion on it. Raskin: It’s been reported that he’s called for it to be released Moskowitz: I have it here. Do you agree with yourself?
That looks like a young version of my Poppy! 💜💜💜 She was 17, rescued her and a Lhasa Apso from Spain. Lhasa Apso went in 2017, aged about 9. Poppy carried on for 7 more years. Deaf and blind by the end, but still wagging her tail and loved life. Someone else who knows what love is like. 🥰🥰🥰
No. Cannot resist. Lost mine a few months ago, little Yorkie. 🥰🥰🥰💜💜💜
I'd love to be on the end of her cuddles, I love big dogs. 💜
That doggo is beautiful 🥰🥰🥰
The eyes say: Fluff you hooman, your ears will bleed shortly! 🤣🤣🥰🥰
Absolutely. Chow mein.
Takeaway! Got to be!
That feeling when someone is handing you your ass AND you realise you've shit yourself all at once. Couldn't happen to a more deserving twat. Thank you Rep. Raskin.
"I thought they were going to make me board the plane like they did with the other kids from the shelter, but they asked me for my name and told me I was not on the list." A terrifying declaration from an unaccompanied child nearly removed to Guatemala straight out of Schindler's List.
Nigel Farage looks uncomfortable as Jamie Raskin uses his opening statement to absolutely demolish him
For myriad reasons today, I feel the need to post this: youtu.be/VYEbQ8F3oXo?... NSFW, but definitely volume up when you do listen to it.
If it was a wheelchair accessible seat I would have gone! 🤣
The Yankees also invited the lad and the guy's family to New York for a game later in the season. Absolutely wonderful. 💜💜
The whole story behind that is great. The guy got an autographed jersey from a Blue Jays player. The kid was named after Derek Jeter, his favourite player is Aaron Judge (who hit the home run) and at batting practice the next day, Judge signed the ball and gave him a pair of batting gloves.
Your periodic reminder that mRNA vaccines are a scientific and public health game-changer. Those that have been approved have passed stringent efficacy and safety checks. They protect you and your child against potentially fatal diseases. You may, however, get a sore arm.
Brackets after Bull left unwritten obviously, as they speak for themselves.
So he's literally the chairman of Bull. Love it! 🤣🤣🤣
Starmer ravages Farage: "The honourable member for Clacton is not here... he's flown to America to badmouth and talkdown our country. And worse than that... he's gone there to lobby the Americans to impose sanctions. You cannot get more unpatriotic than that. It's a disgrace."
Reform UK’s Council Leader in Nottinghamshire has made quite a climb down. Turns out that he has just ‘banned himself from talking to @nottslive’, rather than all councillors. We call bullshit, he’s backed down.
Amid all the stuff about ‘dangerous London’ and ‘broken Britain’, new figures show the homicide rate in London is at a 10-year low. Killings dropped by 26% over the last year, from 78 to 58. No one under 25 was murdered during the school summer holidays.
Now what if somebody were to say the word: T...R....E...A...T? Not that anybody would dream of doing such a thing I'm sure...😈😈😈🤣🤣🤣
That's like me saying 'I was going to buy that lambo, but I've got my rent to go out this week, so maybe in a few months time.' Such shite, and now our attack has got about as many teeth as a newborn baby. 😩😩
If people haven't tried this yet, a large Yorkshire pudding is also the perfect vessel in which to seat a fry up. It replaces the toast almost perfectly and soaks up all the juices. One of my flights of fancy ideas that actually works well! 🤣🤣
Had one of those Urban Noodle Spicy Pho pots last night. Very tasty, but should really come with a warning for the after effects! 🤣🤣😩😩
Well since Fartage is the MP there, not really. 🤣🤣
Clacton? 🤣
Absolutely.
Agreed, especially with the amount I've had as a vulnerable person, I must be clinically completely buggered! 🤣🤣🤣
We have 2 in town that do them, it's a bit of a battle between them as to which is best! They both do sausage and bacon as well. Major self control needed!
Psst, you might also like a cheesy omelette. Cheese and eggies all in one! 😋😋😋
Pretty good. 😊 I submit my roast pork baguette with stuffing, gravy and crackling from the local bakers. 😋 😋
You should gets a eggie for ingenuity Pip!! 🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻
The Aussie press not holding back when it comes to its coverage of neo-Nazis.
Stop being Joey. Start being Phoebe.
WELL NOW, would you look at that? A massive GLOBAL study revealed COVID-19 vaccines utilizing mRNA technology PREVENTED OVER 2.5 MILLION deaths WORLDWIDE between 2020 and 2024. It reveals that vaccinations didn’t JUST protect against illness. They PRESERVED nearly 15 MILLION years of human life.
Not going well. I'd be asking for a refund.
They got rid of Antony, Sancho and Hojlund yesterday. Cost: £225m Recouped £21.6m and 2 loan fees. Magnificent bit of business that lads! 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️
Gary Potter and the (Just Eat) Order of the Gary. Gary's Day Out. Dear Gary Hansen. Gary Jones's Diary.
Won't riot about Water Companies, cost £16bn a year Won't riot about Banks, steal £82bn a year. Won't riot about Supermarkets, take £20bn a year, 4x in 3 years. Won't riot about Energy Companies, stealing £130bn a year. Will riot about Asylum Seekers, cost less than £3bn a year.
Okay, these spasms can fuck right off. Had meds, but they need to kick in now. 😩😩😩
Instant follow for that! 🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Ha! Sorry about that! 🤣🤣
Kimchi looks a little stressed. I don't know what's giving me that feeling, but something is...🤔🤔🤣🤣🥰🥰
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It's been hilarious, loved it! 🤣🤣🤣
Absolutely not, he's best friends with Rob MyDick. 🤣🤣🤣
WTF is Cuban on about? Like there were never any Bryant, Wade, Rose, James jerseys around? I'm a Brit, never lived in America, and even I know Cuban is talking directly out of his sphincter here. 🙄🙄🙄
No, not ignoring, always here if you need. 💜💜
Big support mate, here if you need to chat. 💜💜🫂🫂
Yes. They're called wankers, because that's all they'll be doing! 🤣🤣
Are you deporting the immigrants who will save your life? Or are you deporting Nigel Farage? RT if it's Farage
And as a bloke, I'm betting that even having built it, they still couldn't find the clit if they tried. Is it there? No. There? No. There? Oh just fuck off. No need to be rude, I'm only trying to help! Yes, you are very trying, that's the problem! 🤣🤣🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️
🤣🤣🤣🤣 WTAF is this?!?
Absolutely, not blaming her at all, just thinking of the atmosphere for you all at the table afterwards. I'd have wanted to either disappear, or watch with a smug grin on my face, depending on my feelings! 🤣🤣🤣
I'd have been 'who needs another drink, I'll go!' 😬😬😬
Oh holy fuck! I think I might have died of cringing so hard! 😬😬😬
Oh nothing, just the actual Prime Minister telling people they’re entirely correct to drive asylum seekers out of their communities
Maybe she was just feeling a good...erm...vibe...at that particular moment? 😬😬😬🤣🤣🤣
This is a lie on an absolutely colossal scale - the figures show that tariff revenue has increased by $20 billion/month - www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... would take over 30 years to reach $8 trillion at this rate
Agreed, it just really stings when I now see what has happened and continues to happen. 😩😩
🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Instant follow for that! Maybe it's all down to Babyxit.
Not just a hat rack, my friend! 🤣
Just don't start talking about tilt tables now. This could go down an entirely different road....🤣🤣🤔🤔
I love mutton, gorgeous flavour. 😋😋
I notice Brooksie got there before me. Disappointed. 😩😩
Did you spell it 'Disfarage'? I can see that being a common misspelling/misconception. 🤔🤔🤣🤣
Oh bollocks, you got there before me! I've just replied something similar! 🤣🤣🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️
Well then aren't you a tilt? 🤣🤣
Nah, if it was a free one, they wouldn't even give you that option. They'd just give it to you dry. 'And you'll be grateful for it, peasant!'
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But that probably would be the case with our rail companies 🤣🤣
Ugh, I'll pass thanks.
I don't like it, because I'm always hot, feels like an extra blanket! 🤣🥰
Well I know that, but I was being polite! 🤣🤣
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Brexit was sold as a way to get rid of immigrants. It was as a lie Now we are being asked the same again, to give up our rights to control immigration It was a con then, and it is a con now
I turn on my TV and a TV presenter is asking a Govt minister why they are talking about rolling out free childcare when the big issue is asylum hotels. This is objectively insane.
Indeed there is. Do I get a free one with a railcard, is that the deal? 🤣
As a bloke, I like to be a 1. However, I believe I have significant gorilla ancestry, and it is quite an undertaking to have a shave for me, so I'm more often than not a 6! 🤣🤣🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️
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There's definitely a knob involved, since I'm now in the conversation! 🤣🤣
I voted for them, believed they must be better than the ghouls we had. Now freely admit they are not, if anything they are worse. They seem to be prepping the table for even more disgusting people. They won't be getting my vote again, that's for sure. 😩😩😩
If you have an emergency phone you don't want someone to find out about, please be aware that this is happening soon.
Or a chicken railcard masala.
Massive support to your daughter! 💜💜👏🏻👏🏻💪🏻💪🏻🫂🫂
No. They are the first takeaway. Therefore leftovers are still allowed.
Two cute babies being too cute for words! 🥰🥰🥰
Yes, definitely have moments like this. Recently feeling I'm a failure for having some sort of seizures that we're trying to work out the cause of. I have absolutely zero control over these, yet sometimes still feel like it's my fault. Massive hugs to you, it's just brains being arseholes xx 💜🫂🥰
Yeah, I'm always accidentally buying a caravan at the end of a supermarket shop. 🤣🤣🤣
I'd pay it Bodhi, you beautiful boy. 🥰🥰💜💜
Hey! That's insulting! To slimy snakes. Gove is, in fact, a hoofwanking bunglecunt.
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Ha, I know the feeling! It was very not fun the other day. Had to have an ultrasound, couldn't eat after 8am, still in bed then. And oh, drink 2 litres before you come in. At 2pm. Yes, this is now extremely uncomfortable, can we get on with it?!? I'm now hungry, and bursting for a pee!
This is awful. 😩😩 Best wishes to you and your son for getting it back Joules, that's an absolutely awful thing to happen. Sending hugs. 💜💜🫂🫂
Thanks. 💜 Had a pee now, just annoying when I was almost ready to sleep, that the body then decides hahaha, fuck you! 🤣🤦🏼♂️
Hate that. Was comfy and relaxed. Then spasms hit. Then the inevitable need for a pee. Now neither comfy or relaxed. Grrr. 😩😩🤬🤬
I'd take looking like scoring at all atm!
As a Leeds fan, it's been painful.