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Just a regular old asshole

created November 16, 2024

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Drag out the remains and put him on trial anyway, if that's the case. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadaver...

3/9/2025, 12:31:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WFAN caller or alien from outer space trying to blend in?

31/8/2025, 6:24:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But more votes than Lincoln or FDR! /s

25/8/2025, 10:34:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We already have Special Military Operation. Only three days!

22/8/2025, 7:04:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was wondering what this was! Thank you for the info!

22/8/2025, 2:14:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Time to Focus on Hell.

21/8/2025, 2:38:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is illegal as shit, but...meh. Can't be arsed. Got a road trip planned in Clarence's RV.

14/8/2025, 8:02:50 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What did Chicago to do get under Cuomo's thin crust!?

9/8/2025, 9:55:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dare Cuomo or Adams to even know what the Q4 is.

9/8/2025, 9:51:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Okay, sure, but all those hipsters in brownstone Brooklyn are gonna squeal over Andrea Cuomo (b. 1901). You see, we here still in 2010 just found out they like vintage things. I am very hip to the youths.

9/8/2025, 9:49:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/8/2025, 2:45:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As the prophecy foretold.

Andrew Cuomo in military formal garb retreating to Staten Island to form the resistance to Zohran Mamdani's sweeping victory.
8/8/2025, 1:36:27 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tiffany.

6/8/2025, 11:04:09 PM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah but it begs the Real Question of *jerkoff motion*

6/8/2025, 10:58:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey, real journalism means don't ask questions or something. /s

6/8/2025, 10:54:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is There a Smart Way to Cede Power to Trump? No. -30-

6/8/2025, 12:22:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wonder if he's going to do a flip.

5/8/2025, 3:32:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Given what we've seen with Grok, what happens if during one of these interviews, the AI starts going off on a Nazi tangent?

4/8/2025, 8:34:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Simpsons: where they turned the state flag into Learn to Fart
4/8/2025, 8:30:33 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Finally, a campaign that speaks to me! Cuomo sucks, though.

4/8/2025, 8:03:14 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If?

4/8/2025, 1:16:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That forehead indentation.

4/8/2025, 12:45:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy shit. Whatever view you have, this is fucking ghoulish.

30/7/2025, 1:52:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's just how criminals do! Take the bus, steal your TV, then stand on the curb for 30-60 minutes with all the loot until the bus arrives! /s

30/7/2025, 1:19:56 PM | 60 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/7/2025, 1:21:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yesterday, I took the local all the way from Washington Heights to Brooklyn just to bask in it a little longer. That, and the C had seats.

29/7/2025, 2:41:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/7/2025, 2:27:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stop and frisk what, exactly? Until he opened fire, he was a conservative wet dream, strolling down the street with open carry.

29/7/2025, 1:52:23 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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You got a bag of burritos?

28/7/2025, 6:02:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Funny how this never gets mentioned whenever some mouthpiece waxes poetic about the heroic 1% paying all the taxes.

27/7/2025, 9:51:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/7/2025, 10:00:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My name is your name. Our name.

Communist Bugs Bunny Ours meme
25/7/2025, 11:30:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is no god but God and assbutt is their prophet

24/7/2025, 11:11:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are young people the future? The Manhattan Institute says no.

24/7/2025, 4:00:31 PM | 87 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sure, they're downwards mobile, but they're the real elites. *wank motion*

24/7/2025, 3:57:43 PM | 81 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/7/2025, 6:38:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, I'm just amused it replied to itself.

22/7/2025, 12:56:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did...did you just ask yourself to whatsapp you?? Cmon man

22/7/2025, 12:38:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You need a guy with connections for that.

Homer Simpson discovering the mob's milk factory producing rat milk for Springfielr Elementary.
22/7/2025, 12:13:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Masterful gambit, comrade.

21/7/2025, 3:06:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ralph Wiggum sending oh nos and anyways.
19/7/2025, 12:35:27 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah but...no Cuomos.

17/7/2025, 1:01:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great catch, I didn't check the byline. Okay, Nellie Bowles out here telling folks Mamdani is the wrong kind of person of color. Nellie Bowles, the millennial graduate of Columbia, which did not admit Mamdani. That was easy!

16/7/2025, 6:11:09 PM | 73 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bari Weiss out here trying to tell folks Mamdani is not the right kind of person of color. Bari Weiss, the millennial graduate of Columbia, which did not admit Mamdani.

16/7/2025, 5:54:48 PM | 102 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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And here I thought just noting three years in advance that not supporting one who tosses people aside to appease voters that will just go for the genuine hate article is a reasonable bare minimum. There's no reason to abide by this triangulation game when lives and livelihoods are at stake.

16/7/2025, 3:03:54 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And that's not all I can do!

16/7/2025, 2:02:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All clowns but no circus. I demand a refund.

15/7/2025, 5:53:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't I know it. My heritage includes people fleeing from lives of pogroms and the annihilation throughout the eastern front of World War 2, hoping for a life that sucked a little less, difficult as it might still be. Guess there's no room for that anymore.

15/7/2025, 12:40:09 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Spice implies some kind of ethnic food. Can't have that! /s

14/7/2025, 11:24:07 PM | 121 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/7/2025, 10:25:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who won the primary over Anthont Weiner, et al, I might add. (Weiner came in 4th.) apnews.com/article/anth...

13/7/2025, 4:53:32 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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First, the bears destroyed inferior toilet paper with their massive bear shits. Now, they're destroying marriages. What will they destroy next?

12/7/2025, 8:06:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, they get quoted but like the above from Trump, these should be at minimum career-killers. There should be no room for this from our officials, Democrats, Republicans, or otherwise. Elected or appointed. They're all our employees.

12/7/2025, 3:53:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't think that's true anymore for your generic Republican making such a comment these days. Look at the folks calling to strip citizenship from Zohran Mamdani or Ilhan Omar these days.

12/7/2025, 3:53:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why have diplomats when you can just accept bribery?

11/7/2025, 6:27:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really thought it added the alt text. Scene from Ugly Americans: pouring gasoline then tossing a lit cigarette.

11/7/2025, 6:27:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, I really need to spend all my days battling with real and digital phrenologists about everything from urban planning to foreign relations to cookie recipies.

11/7/2025, 6:24:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It isn't just the money, though they'll recoup a good amount if successful. It's about power. It's about the next Mamdani.

10/7/2025, 9:53:25 PM | 26 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Marxism is when there's a 2% increase in the marginal tax rate. /s

10/7/2025, 8:32:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's crap like this that makes me think I could have gone far as a grifting parody type. But I guess I have morals and shit.

10/7/2025, 5:43:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Marge Simpson:
10/7/2025, 3:02:23 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Life isn't always better at the top. The many hits to my head weave a tale of woe.

10/7/2025, 2:25:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Common platform of lolbertarian minded freaks to really know a lot about age of consent laws and how to lower them.

10/7/2025, 1:31:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's A Wonderful Grok

9/7/2025, 12:09:15 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Citizen Grok

9/7/2025, 12:08:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is utterly shameful, appalling, and disgraceful!

Mamdani's Use of Oxford Comma Raises Questions Amid No Record of Attendance
8/7/2025, 6:45:54 PM | 227 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just remember doing better, percentile-wise, on the ACT. I was also a shithead in high school and the grades showed. Yet, graduated magna cum laude with a Bachelor's. Tldr, who cares what I did at 17?

8/7/2025, 3:18:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They want any of his competitors up there. Easy enough to drumbeat the failures of Adams, Cuomo, and Sliwa when they were real grown-ass adults and, for the first two, in office.

7/7/2025, 5:13:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Two candidates putting up posters that both say
5/7/2025, 8:35:08 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Soto felt sorry for us, so he gave us a free out before the slam.

5/7/2025, 8:31:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is approaching birther levels of stupidity.

4/7/2025, 8:48:07 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Somehow, trolls on the other site can feel free to use it for Musk, but it breaks their minds when considering this nothingburger of a story here. Would be a fine idea for a history lesson beyond the old way of learning geography when the US bombs a place, though.

4/7/2025, 8:36:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, and? I'm not looking to dive into his history beyond noting a very famous individual of South Asian background elsewhere in British imperial realms. in connection to where the concept of someone seeing "African-American" on a form that was born in Africa was the applicant.

4/7/2025, 8:36:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just had to do this in NY and I would rather have taken an electric drill into my eyeball.

4/7/2025, 2:05:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did Socialist Zohran Mamdani mind-beam the slur into President Trump's mouth!? The answer will shock you! - NY Post

4/7/2025, 2:01:32 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Though not born there, I can think of another such person that spent significant time in Africa. We Americans are just so great at geography, history, etc.

Picture of Mahatma Gandhi.
4/7/2025, 1:59:43 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, but have you looked at this one NYC Mayor candidate's foreign policy?

4/7/2025, 12:45:55 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jaywalking is based, as the kids say. I'm going to vote for him harder!

4/7/2025, 12:05:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's always the goddamn merch with these fools.

3/7/2025, 1:03:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's always thinking a few steps ahead.

Hawley on camera running away from the Jan 6 coup attempt.
2/7/2025, 8:21:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That'd be really big news to Brad Lander.

2/7/2025, 4:01:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"REAL" Affordable Housing

2/7/2025, 2:14:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was reminiscing with a colleague about a poor classmate of mine way back when that misheard dot gov as dot com during a computer class learning to navigate the internet.

1/7/2025, 6:38:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Okay, but does it have that penny stretching machine? That's how we know America's great again. /s

1/7/2025, 6:03:49 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sure, folks that have had to overcome the Darien Gap, deserts, or makeshift rafts or just swimming from Cuba will just give up. Then again, he's betting on locking up the elderly and other people they don't like.

1/7/2025, 12:36:16 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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God forbid he do...his job. Like millions of us are doing today. No beaches.

30/6/2025, 11:03:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And then you have credits for all kinds of domestic deaths at the hands of police! Double score! /s, so much /s, I hate it here

30/6/2025, 8:41:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Teach, how the hell would I know what they're thinking? I'm in Cleveland. Also, I'm like 7."

30/6/2025, 7:48:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The city charter revision in '89 basically eliminated the BPs powers. The thought of trying to get anything done in NYC if the boroughs were truly their own counties with their own county execs and legislatures gives me hives. But we see this in metro areas elsewhere in the US.

30/6/2025, 6:28:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I find NYC fascinating, not just because it's my hometown. But each borough is also its own county. You'll mostly see this rendered in county-level functions, such as judiciary. And the boroughs were many different towns in years prior.

30/6/2025, 6:20:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When I grow up, I'm going to Pepe Meme University!

30/6/2025, 4:48:58 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cuomo expected to be coronated. Meanwhile, in my neighborhood, Mamdani volunteers pounded pavement. Anyone dismissing his victory as a tiktok only campaign is missing all the ground work.

30/6/2025, 4:48:05 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Right. Bezos certainly didn't get help from: America's internet American postal system American roads American air traffic control Governmental contracts for AWS Local tax advantages for building their distribution centers Among other things, I'm sure.

30/6/2025, 2:05:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chris Cuomo on News Nation, with the chyron reading
30/6/2025, 1:35:28 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too lazy to insert the free food poster. About as much effort as this skeet.

Literal coolest thing ever meme which would be free gyros with troll pointing at it saying
28/6/2025, 10:50:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Democratic leaders complaining to the manager.

27/6/2025, 11:09:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not with a....2% tax and creating an office to crack down on deed theft. Both items within his platform. Cuomo also supports a higher minimum wage in his platform. Nobody's calling him Stalin. Look, you can hate the ideas but calling everything the road to Communism is just not serious.

27/6/2025, 10:56:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How could we pass up the technological advance of our age: virtual legs?

27/6/2025, 8:43:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As a wack New Yorker, I welcome this method of skipping work.

27/6/2025, 5:09:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, I'm aware of the horrors of Communist regimes. Equating the platform of one mayoral candidate to that is a disservice to the victims in the Soviet Union and other countries.

27/6/2025, 3:50:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view