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Drag out the remains and put him on trial anyway, if that's the case. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadaver...
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Drag out the remains and put him on trial anyway, if that's the case. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadaver...
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WFAN caller or alien from outer space trying to blend in?
Some Asshole (@someasshole.bsky.social) reply parent
But more votes than Lincoln or FDR! /s
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We already have Special Military Operation. Only three days!
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I was wondering what this was! Thank you for the info!
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Time to Focus on Hell.
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This is illegal as shit, but...meh. Can't be arsed. Got a road trip planned in Clarence's RV.
Some Asshole (@someasshole.bsky.social) reply parent
What did Chicago to do get under Cuomo's thin crust!?
Some Asshole (@someasshole.bsky.social) reply parent
Dare Cuomo or Adams to even know what the Q4 is.
Some Asshole (@someasshole.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay, sure, but all those hipsters in brownstone Brooklyn are gonna squeal over Andrea Cuomo (b. 1901). You see, we here still in 2010 just found out they like vintage things. I am very hip to the youths.
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Tiffany.
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Yeah but it begs the Real Question of *jerkoff motion*
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Hey, real journalism means don't ask questions or something. /s
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Is There a Smart Way to Cede Power to Trump? No. -30-
Some Asshole (@someasshole.bsky.social) reply parent
Wonder if he's going to do a flip.
Some Asshole (@someasshole.bsky.social) reply parent
Given what we've seen with Grok, what happens if during one of these interviews, the AI starts going off on a Nazi tangent?
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Finally, a campaign that speaks to me! Cuomo sucks, though.
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If?
Some Asshole (@someasshole.bsky.social) reply parent
That forehead indentation.
Some Asshole (@someasshole.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy shit. Whatever view you have, this is fucking ghoulish.
Some Asshole (@someasshole.bsky.social) reply parent
That's just how criminals do! Take the bus, steal your TV, then stand on the curb for 30-60 minutes with all the loot until the bus arrives! /s
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Yesterday, I took the local all the way from Washington Heights to Brooklyn just to bask in it a little longer. That, and the C had seats.
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Stop and frisk what, exactly? Until he opened fire, he was a conservative wet dream, strolling down the street with open carry.
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You got a bag of burritos?
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Funny how this never gets mentioned whenever some mouthpiece waxes poetic about the heroic 1% paying all the taxes.
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There is no god but God and assbutt is their prophet
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Are young people the future? The Manhattan Institute says no.
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Sure, they're downwards mobile, but they're the real elites. *wank motion*
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Yeah, I'm just amused it replied to itself.
Some Asshole (@someasshole.bsky.social) reply parent
Did...did you just ask yourself to whatsapp you?? Cmon man
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Masterful gambit, comrade.
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Yeah but...no Cuomos.
Some Asshole (@someasshole.bsky.social) reply parent
Great catch, I didn't check the byline. Okay, Nellie Bowles out here telling folks Mamdani is the wrong kind of person of color. Nellie Bowles, the millennial graduate of Columbia, which did not admit Mamdani. That was easy!
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Bari Weiss out here trying to tell folks Mamdani is not the right kind of person of color. Bari Weiss, the millennial graduate of Columbia, which did not admit Mamdani.
Some Asshole (@someasshole.bsky.social) reply parent
And here I thought just noting three years in advance that not supporting one who tosses people aside to appease voters that will just go for the genuine hate article is a reasonable bare minimum. There's no reason to abide by this triangulation game when lives and livelihoods are at stake.
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And that's not all I can do!
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All clowns but no circus. I demand a refund.
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Don't I know it. My heritage includes people fleeing from lives of pogroms and the annihilation throughout the eastern front of World War 2, hoping for a life that sucked a little less, difficult as it might still be. Guess there's no room for that anymore.
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Spice implies some kind of ethnic food. Can't have that! /s
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Who won the primary over Anthont Weiner, et al, I might add. (Weiner came in 4th.) apnews.com/article/anth...
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First, the bears destroyed inferior toilet paper with their massive bear shits. Now, they're destroying marriages. What will they destroy next?
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Yes, they get quoted but like the above from Trump, these should be at minimum career-killers. There should be no room for this from our officials, Democrats, Republicans, or otherwise. Elected or appointed. They're all our employees.
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I don't think that's true anymore for your generic Republican making such a comment these days. Look at the folks calling to strip citizenship from Zohran Mamdani or Ilhan Omar these days.
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Why have diplomats when you can just accept bribery?
Some Asshole (@someasshole.bsky.social) reply parent
I really thought it added the alt text. Scene from Ugly Americans: pouring gasoline then tossing a lit cigarette.
Some Asshole (@someasshole.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I really need to spend all my days battling with real and digital phrenologists about everything from urban planning to foreign relations to cookie recipies.
Some Asshole (@someasshole.bsky.social) reply parent
It isn't just the money, though they'll recoup a good amount if successful. It's about power. It's about the next Mamdani.
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Marxism is when there's a 2% increase in the marginal tax rate. /s
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It's crap like this that makes me think I could have gone far as a grifting parody type. But I guess I have morals and shit.
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Life isn't always better at the top. The many hits to my head weave a tale of woe.
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Common platform of lolbertarian minded freaks to really know a lot about age of consent laws and how to lower them.
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It's A Wonderful Grok
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Citizen Grok
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This is utterly shameful, appalling, and disgraceful!
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I just remember doing better, percentile-wise, on the ACT. I was also a shithead in high school and the grades showed. Yet, graduated magna cum laude with a Bachelor's. Tldr, who cares what I did at 17?
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They want any of his competitors up there. Easy enough to drumbeat the failures of Adams, Cuomo, and Sliwa when they were real grown-ass adults and, for the first two, in office.
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Soto felt sorry for us, so he gave us a free out before the slam.
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This is approaching birther levels of stupidity.
Some Asshole (@someasshole.bsky.social) reply parent
Somehow, trolls on the other site can feel free to use it for Musk, but it breaks their minds when considering this nothingburger of a story here. Would be a fine idea for a history lesson beyond the old way of learning geography when the US bombs a place, though.
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Yes, and? I'm not looking to dive into his history beyond noting a very famous individual of South Asian background elsewhere in British imperial realms. in connection to where the concept of someone seeing "African-American" on a form that was born in Africa was the applicant.
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Just had to do this in NY and I would rather have taken an electric drill into my eyeball.
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Did Socialist Zohran Mamdani mind-beam the slur into President Trump's mouth!? The answer will shock you! - NY Post
Some Asshole (@someasshole.bsky.social) reply parent
Though not born there, I can think of another such person that spent significant time in Africa. We Americans are just so great at geography, history, etc.
Some Asshole (@someasshole.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, but have you looked at this one NYC Mayor candidate's foreign policy?
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Jaywalking is based, as the kids say. I'm going to vote for him harder!
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It's always the goddamn merch with these fools.
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That'd be really big news to Brad Lander.
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"REAL" Affordable Housing
Some Asshole (@someasshole.bsky.social) reply parent
I was reminiscing with a colleague about a poor classmate of mine way back when that misheard dot gov as dot com during a computer class learning to navigate the internet.
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Okay, but does it have that penny stretching machine? That's how we know America's great again. /s
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Sure, folks that have had to overcome the Darien Gap, deserts, or makeshift rafts or just swimming from Cuba will just give up. Then again, he's betting on locking up the elderly and other people they don't like.
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God forbid he do...his job. Like millions of us are doing today. No beaches.
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And then you have credits for all kinds of domestic deaths at the hands of police! Double score! /s, so much /s, I hate it here
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"Teach, how the hell would I know what they're thinking? I'm in Cleveland. Also, I'm like 7."
Some Asshole (@someasshole.bsky.social) reply parent
The city charter revision in '89 basically eliminated the BPs powers. The thought of trying to get anything done in NYC if the boroughs were truly their own counties with their own county execs and legislatures gives me hives. But we see this in metro areas elsewhere in the US.
Some Asshole (@someasshole.bsky.social) reply parent
I find NYC fascinating, not just because it's my hometown. But each borough is also its own county. You'll mostly see this rendered in county-level functions, such as judiciary. And the boroughs were many different towns in years prior.
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When I grow up, I'm going to Pepe Meme University!
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Cuomo expected to be coronated. Meanwhile, in my neighborhood, Mamdani volunteers pounded pavement. Anyone dismissing his victory as a tiktok only campaign is missing all the ground work.
Some Asshole (@someasshole.bsky.social) reply parent
Right. Bezos certainly didn't get help from: America's internet American postal system American roads American air traffic control Governmental contracts for AWS Local tax advantages for building their distribution centers Among other things, I'm sure.
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Too lazy to insert the free food poster. About as much effort as this skeet.
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Democratic leaders complaining to the manager.
Some Asshole (@someasshole.bsky.social) reply parent
Not with a....2% tax and creating an office to crack down on deed theft. Both items within his platform. Cuomo also supports a higher minimum wage in his platform. Nobody's calling him Stalin. Look, you can hate the ideas but calling everything the road to Communism is just not serious.
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How could we pass up the technological advance of our age: virtual legs?
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As a wack New Yorker, I welcome this method of skipping work.
Some Asshole (@someasshole.bsky.social) reply parent
No, I'm aware of the horrors of Communist regimes. Equating the platform of one mayoral candidate to that is a disservice to the victims in the Soviet Union and other countries.