I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all!
@soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social
Iowan living in Germany #Eisern At the bottom of a well. Living with OCD.
created July 24, 2023
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Kieryn Darkwater (@mxdarkwater.com) reposted
PSA: I am looking for work. I'm a community & event organizer with a ton of experience in volunteer organizing, communications, and building organizational infrastructure. I moonlight as a freelance journalist about Christian Nationalism, and have spent almost 20yrs building WordPress websites. HMU
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Wraffffff
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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To hide the rape/pregnancy, they likely homeschooled her; with no outside adults knowing about her or being able to check on her. Homeschooling needs better protections for kids.
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I started wondering how they hid the rape/pregnancy from the school, but she was likely homeschooled with no outside adults knowing about her or being able to check on her.
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Disgusting.
Johnnie Jae (@johnniejae.bsky.social) reposted
On September 1, 2025, we lost a true legend. Graham Greene, Oneida from Six Nations Reserve, walked on at the age of 73. Over the span of more than 175 acting credits, he gave us characters that were unforgettable, complex, and real. redpopnews.com/remembering-... #redpopnews
rm311.bsky.social (@rm311.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Why does everything with this administration have to be so weird? Can’t we get just one day!
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I've had an amazing example of how not to be a mil.
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I love how my mil downplays my cancer and recurrence risks. It's super awesome.
Big Bad Booty Daddy (@bamaslymm.blacksky.app) reposted
It don't matter how great you think your org is, if you ain't paying and making it the place somewhere people want to work, you org ain't that great.
Thomas Lecaque (@tlecaque.bsky.social) reposted
If you're willing to throw the trans population to the wolves you're willing to throw every other group that's not you to the wolves too, they just aren't howling loudly enough for them yet.
1. FC Union Berlin English (@fcunionen.bsky.social) reposted
Sunday sees our women's first ever Bundesliga game, at home against Nürnberg. Don't miss out on this opportunity, Unioner. Get your tickets NOW! tickets.union-zeughaus.de/unveu/venue/...
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Just 3 years of chemo pills. 😂😅🫠
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Yay!!!!
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Got my results from yeeting my ovaries. I had many many calcified cysts, but no cancer! Not in my tubes or the ovaries themselves. I'm ridiculously relieved.
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Oh God. I finally realized why I hate AI so much
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I did not expect violence this early in the day. I've barely had my coffee.
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In German! God bless. Congratulations again on the manager position, though! 🍻
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I'd guess the breadsticks are too sweet for her. All bread in the US is.
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It'll never be enough. 😩
Rebekah Weatherspoon (@rdotspoon.bsky.social) reposted
I can’t stand the “but teens are so loud and rowdy” opinions. Adult whites are easily the most unruly and rowdy people on earth. Teens are a delight compared to any white adult sports fan or overly confident white woman approaching a woman of color outside brunch.
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Teens are a delight!!!
it's Candy Love (@candylovely.bsky.social) reposted
Meet Candon Dahle, Why isn't he not in jail for life? Bingham County Idaho THIS CHILD RAPIST was sentence to 180 days in jail for raping a 7 year old girl for 5 years, part of the plea deal was that he would not have to register as a sex offender. WOW: (white privilege )
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American English. 😂
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It was a card
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Oh you will.
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I played cards against humanity with a bunch of Germans last night, and had to explain what a lamprey was, and how one coming up one's toilet and attaching itself to one's taint was bad. (Also what a taint was)
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I will watch any movie with that moment.
Sinner Representative (@irepresentsinners.bsky.social) reposted
Latinas WILL show up 🙂↕️
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Taylor, get them. Sue them into the ground. Take over FB.
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We can reasonably compare them to both.
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White bitches for Kamala are at the ready.
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Don't give me hope!!!
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You rang?
Laura Belin (@laurarbelin.bsky.social) reposted
Hearing some confusion about today's news, so to be clear: there are no indications Senator Joni Ernst is stepping down next week. Supposedly she plans to announce next week that she won't seek a third term in 2026. Very different. www.cbsnews.com/news/joni-er...
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Sending love. When an estranged person dies, it's a different kind of grief. Take care of you today. 🥰
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2023 is holding up
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It's so cute!!!!
Specialist_K (@thevaliantone.bsky.social) reposted
I must be doing exactly the wrong things to attract any kind of engagement at all on this app. Feeling real quiet lately… So here’s a few pics of a praying mantis I found my my backyard! #PrayingMantis #Garden
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Sending big hugs, Bev. I completely understand this.
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100% that too. It's a consumer safety issue. It's so many things.
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Well this is fucked. How about looking at right-wing radicalization of young people online? Oh, you want that? Thought so.
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The elected governor thinks he's not a politician?!?
UnicornsRockUK (@unicornsrockuk.bsky.social) reposted
America: "This demographic is to blame for our mass shootings. No, it's that demographic, no, it's 'them'...." Rest of World: "IT'S YOUR GUN LAWS - OR LACK THEREOF!"
derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
There's a real disconnect between the heroic image that industries prop up for marketing purposes and the sad reality of their consumers. Kyoichi Tsuzuki's book "Happy Victims" shows the real lives of people who buy high-end designer clothes. I see a similar issue with guns.
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Basically, everyone is eligible.
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Ya gotta love a wholesome himbo.
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We're absolutely privileged to have been able to move. I struggle to reconcile that with the heartbreak and anxiety everyone back home holds.
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Yummmmmm!!!
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Awesome job everyone! I'm sure this won't impact Iowa at all!
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Every school shooting in the US, I think of when we moved to Germany and our kids were suspicious because their schools didn't buzz people into the building, and the office was off on the 2nd floor somewhere. Fuck everyone involved with the overabundance of guns.
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I am so so so sorry. 💔💔💔
Cheryl Lynn Eaton (@cheryllynneaton.bsky.social) reposted
The presidential candidate who runs on the slogan "THERE WILL BE TRIALS!" has my vote.
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I'm planning a trip to Spain this winter. I can't wait!
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Fuck you, Gowdy. They should be with their families and alive. Why isn't this reasoning enough for them when it comes to abortion?
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😂 They sell nugget ice in a bag at our Rewe, it just feels extravagant to buy it so I haven't yet.
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Came here to say this. Putting it on my tbr!
Dex Anderson (@dexanderson.com) reposted
I cannot donate because I am on PrEP but if you have friends who are eligible, tell them.
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I miss ice.
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Congratulations!
Dex Anderson (@dexanderson.com) reposted
Some Minneapolis parents are receiving the worst news they could ever imagine today and my heart is with every single one of them in their grief.
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Holy shit that is terrible. Why would anyone want that for their child?!?
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America is a gun. 💔💔💔 -Brian Bilston
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Yes, all the years we were shunned for saying "Happy Labor Day."
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I know someone in Iowa who still makes those. 😂 "Fueled By Caffiene" is her business.
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Oh that sounds delicious.
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😂😂😂🍻
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🤮 I got one for my daughter last year when we had a special #BasicWhiteBitch day together, and it was disgusting. Chemical time bomb. Idk how I used to drink them in the US.
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I'll exterminate them with my mouth. 😂
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In other news, Pumpkins Have Appeared at Local Pumpkin Stand.
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Nope, just in the package. 😭😂
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Aww 🥰
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Christmas Cookies Sighted at Local Bavarian Rewe. STAY TUNED.
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They look like the Beagle Boys with those ridiculous glasses on.
Indige Tea 🦬🧡 (@colouredwilde.bsky.social) reposted
It really pisses me off that everyone's ancestors worked really hard to figure and solve the problem of 'meeting basic needs' and then some greedy motherfuckers said, "hm, actually everyone should suffer so I can have dominion over everything".
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This makes me feel pitchforks. The transcripts are horrific.
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Take all his money. Take the company. Take everything he has and more.
Denise Oliver-Velez (@deniseoliver-velez.bsky.social) reposted
Black Kos: Black women are under attack by the Racist in Chief Standin’ up for my Sisters. Commentary by Black Kos Editor Denise Oliver-Velez www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
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Had my 5th surgery in 5 months today. Luckily, it was just a skin mole removal. 😂 Fingers crossed, it's not cancerous! #FuckCancer
BasicAFBayAreaBlackGuy find me on Onlydads™️ (@basicafbayblackguy.bsky.social) reposted
Picking up trash, police calling was something we did like every day. The Guard picking up trash is the most normal part of them being deployed to DC actually
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I didn't know! Thanks for the context.
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I think I heard it in a movie, but I've never said it. Signed, Midwestern middleager.
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What is a legal assault?
Felipe De La Hoz (@felipedlh.bsky.social) reposted
I hope the damages are unmanageable. I hope OpenAI collapses under the weight of the liabilities and Altman is left destitute. I hope it serves as a warning to the others
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I'm glad I saw this. My 6 month is coming up and I wrote the oncologist for an appointment.
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Oh no! I hope it goes well and you heal quickly.
These Shells Are Made for Walking 🇺🇦🟦 (@stayscathed.bsky.social) reposted
I dare my fellow whites to watch *just the trailer* of the new Netflix doc “Katrina -Come Hell or High Water” and then try to come back here saying that the current iteration of this country is something new & not the America you know.
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I bet 3€ he comes at 17.
Blog for Iowa (@blogforiowa.bsky.social) reposted
#iowa
Winifred "Goody" Burton (@authorwinifred.blacksky.app) reposted
Every reframing, from "they won't admit to being wrong" to "they don't want to occupy the city but it's their job," is a white person telling you how much empathy they have for people who'd at minimum kidnap and disappear you in the middle of the night for money. Take note.
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😭 that's awful
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I saw something on FB about Katrina, but not that it was the anniversary.
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Idk how people can see this and not understand that the cops are the ones who bring violence.
Quiara (they/them) (@quiara.net) reposted
Morning bump. I’m so grateful. Thank you for helping me.
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Taking an hour to go one stop. <<<<<< I am simultaneously an sbahn supporter and hater.
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I just love it when the sbahn is sbahning. It's so awesome to all get off the train in a parade of hundreds & walk under the tracks like a line of lemmings to get to another platform. Then, cramming into the first car so the driver locks all the cars even though there are empty seats further down.
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And that she wanted to hurt non-republicans and is totally cool with hurting them. That's the only reason to say something like that.