Rattled pack of flag-shagging bastards
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Rattled pack of flag-shagging bastards
Everyone fucking hates you lmaooo
"A: The UK media Struggle Sessions will begin at stadiums across the country presently. Do not attempt to flee."
He's done untold damage to us 'Head Too Fucking Big For Hats' guys I can't wait until he's gone
A language in which passion flows like silk
I think he should just keep up his current lifestyle and habits. Maybe take up smoking. Add more heavy cream to the next carbonara. Drink a bottle of vermouth. Get into solvents. And never stop posting, even when the corners of his vision start to look like walking backwards down a dark corridoor.
I don't see how a country that does lifetime political appointments can say it's post-monarchy.
Damn I have something to vote for now, that's an unfamiliar feeling
The spectre of consequence is enough to make his miserable little heart implode. It's nice to know we'll never see an elderly glinner
He's also arrogant enough to assume that creating a few alts is bulletproof opsec. Will be very funny when the courts say "Yeah we know those are you."
It would be very funny if being kicked off Twitter was what pushed Graham - having already torched his legacy and his family life - to Do It.
Cornish is sort of metal, too
He's licking-the-floor desperate for the approval of the imaginary people he hates
When I get Indian food the first thing I eat is usually spinach & potato curry wrapped in a garlic naan like a burrito. Strong last meal contender, that.
Love to see people trying Indian food for the first time but it's always the damn butter chicken
Remembering the "If tacos Don't Fit In to your medieval-Europe-looking fantasy campaign then you better get rid of the potatos too" discourse
He's made it abdundantly clear that he has zero concern for the fact that anyone named Starmer is going to be spat on in the street for six generations.
post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September
They should have Dresdened the entire country when they had the chance
Not voting for another party of bigots
Rudy flying a Cessna out into the Atlantic, finally ready to release the power of the nuke he swallowed on 9/11. It could have been so much worse
We don't get to enjoy many things these days and in that environment it's hard to dampen the savage glee of watching a monster collapse
chiitan is the hero our era needs
Tangentially Unrelated: another banger associated with sci-fi franchises that DID NOT DESERVE THEM youtu.be/LfmrHTdXgK4?...
Iron Maiden wrote the best Dune song ever but Frank Herbert was a dick so it couldn't be named 'Dune'. So it's not without sci-fi/fantasy precedent lol www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Aa2...
You can forge a diamond from applied bullying but it's deeply unethical research
The Townsend
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4THL...
I hope the little one gets well soon x
We should resurrect RFK and then shoot him again to upset his fuckass son
No I would not agree, the motivations are the same
No one feels more oppressed than a christer whose faith is shared by those controlling the most powerful military in history
If they really wanted the dumplings they'd wait until 3am when I'm ready for dinner
Whisky shits smell like aniseed, it's weird.
He's so bitter that the kids never found the graphic-tee weed lord cynic cool or interesting
It's wrong that you're paid to either lie or be stupid.
Because Johnson acted as expected and Starmer was elected to be different, and then wasn't different at all.
Aquafaba whiskey sour
camps
I had a religious vision after three days of feverish coughing and it was so weird going back to work afterwards.
Getting ninja sword flying tomahawk beheaded in the princess of wales conservatory
Ahh hell yeah this was the "whelp I came to and found out my fiancé called off the wedding over something I did while tripping. gonna order some more now"
They want to burn people alive and you think we're being uncivil?
Get that egg salad out his mouth!
Plausible Life-Insurance Newlife Cashout Package
pouring something into a glass *bad southern drawl* "they say it's sweet, like a texas cantaloupe,"
ah right so the plan is to ride this out until he gets a permanent suite at Leo's bullshit hotel
How is he still making money? I have no idea about his current fanbase or how much of his viewership is just carcrash stuff and I doubt those fucking shit hoodies are still selling
rip dees
Adam fought a Clinton and lived. Torres arrogance knows no bounds.
Fucking death cult
Fetterman is always fighting the urge to look to the nearest window, where that wolf only he can see is always watching him
Aydono T she's like a kraut or somethin?
Canola oil and plant milks cause school shootings Jesse Watters all "If I'm in that cafeteria, and some [slur] across from me has an oat latte? It's not a hate-crime when we all hate them!" And then he does that "the void screams within me and my only comfort is the ruination of millions" smirk.
I feel like it's ruder to tell someone they'll be tortured and punished in fire for all eternity than to drop a few fun cusses here and there
Why did you slip into a bad country music bridge at the end there
It's annoying watching the most gullible pack of bright eyed Dem losers imaginable all individually decide that they are savvy analysts with more foresight than anyone else. And this revelation came to them because they saw an all-caps tweet written by a staffer.
You aren't even getting paid to shill, you think this is some kind of campaign volunteer work or something you wretch
"Skeuomorphism's for babies, I don't need my UI to pretend it's a physical desktop. Now, to program the computer to tell me it loves me."
The original 'space trucker' Gordon Freeman design made a lot more sense. Just pushin the big old carta some kinda crystals or somethin into da laser for these science idiots
ANYWAY let's get some more stars up on that wall!
He's the rising star of the centre-left intellectual discussion forum circuit
Traditional pogrom at the local with our friends and neighbours
He got so much energy from when Chelsea Clinton did that to him
I'm gO-ing to cRAcker *BAArrel* with my *IN-terrrn*
Immediately scrolled for this lmao
And they call us sensitive
It's great how upset he gets at the mere existence of the Socialist Sopranos Memes account.
Just absolutely horrifying. All the means in the world but this particular dog is inconvenient so the state will arrange its extermination Because a simple life of physical/behavioural nourishment and care from enthusiastic dog-loving workers is an unreasonable thing to expect? Just kill it? Christ
They kill dogs less than a fucking year old? I did the whole Oath of Not Eating/Wearing Dudes but I'm still surprised sometimes by the abject cruelty. That's literally a fucking child in the OP with every prospect and potential of adapting to a nourishing social existence.
Sweet Kelley got her death sentence today @nycacc.bsky.social SHE IS 9MONTHS OLD FFS! SHE IS A BABY! Please repost her!! #Dogsofbluesky
Listening to music while playing RDR2 and this starts playing the moment I rob a townsperson and some stupid bastard decides he saw it happen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=27LL...
Thing is all three of those require ventilation ducts that any plucky band of survivors might use as an extremely direct form of leverage
It's not good it's just pie filling flavours and it doesn't deserve the cultural pedestal it occupies. Tear it down it's just fucking pie flavoured it's not 'pumpkin' in any sense. Everyone knows that pumpkin is best battered panko-breadcrumbed and smothered in rich savoury Katsu sauce with rice.
It sucks to talk about one campaign in light of another, but. Pritzker's persona of "Rich Motherfucker Ready And Willing To *Hurt Those Who Wish Your Harm*" Is SO MUCH more impactful than Newsom's "'Haha gelled-back-I-fuck-teens' I despise the homeless & hate the trans I'm Very Serious" horseshit.
Cannabinoids will ease the looming sense of finality, truly
Damn, I'm jealous Tarantulas occupy the 'clearly gorgeous and brilliant but pathologically terrifying' sphere for me. Bulbous shiny guys like the Widows are fine. I wish I could understand it! To me the issue is How It Moves, I think. I plinky spindly guy? Eh. A ponderous Brazillian Wanderer? Augh.
I will assume Will Smith is at least OT VI until he makes a disclosure
Learning about the 'no veins, all organs suspended in a blood-bath!' aspect of their bodies was a real turning point for me. It's frustrating that spiders force me to acknowledge the very powerful Disney aspect of my brain. A jumping spider is fine; big front-facing eyes, a sort of face. It's cute!
I'm not American but if I was a New York City guy with a vast amount of money I would be falling over my own dick to make World City No.1 as brilliant for everyone else as it was for me
"Why would we wealthy people want to enrich the community we live in, the community that has helped us enrich ourselves and also contains amenities and pleasures that we would like to continue enjoying?" It's such a strange question, every time it is asked
I did an unexpected two years in The Country and a couple big Wolf Spiders in your bedroom that you simply have to Deal With nonviolently as the vegan boyfriend will forge you into a guy you didn't know you could be
I hate walking through an active web because augh augh my phobias and also Oh No your home I am so sorry you worked so hard on that
Something about his face where your brain doesn't want to record it so every time you see his predator visage it's sort of horribly new
I respect the reader enough to assume they are already aware of Contrapoints' 'Nazi Bar addict / still on Twitter' post made some time ago. If people need to be walked through a reference I'll still be here when they have the required backstory.
I feel like doing more than one "oh wow gosh what's this no one [everyone] told me about this" should get you blackballed from these industries He shouldn't continue to get paid to not know about stuff
Watching Homestuck get a big reboot this year and feeling kinda bitter about it
Whole buncha people quietly logging into their Habbo accounts after 22 years to take that Staind poster down
It's metaphor and yes as I'm fully aware of the context of the reference she's making.
Quite of a lot of never-been-punched-in-the-face-before columnists are going to find the coming years sobering
now this is posting
Remember when he became Rastafarian and then got immediately shunned and condemned for selling themed sneakers. And IIRC he used Nate Dogg's death to make his 'conversion' seem more authentic.
The 80s definitely sucked because I happened then
Resurrecting Baudrillard just so he can learn that in the 2020s they made a 1980's-looking robot call itself Real. I want to hear the French sounds he makes at that revelation.
Dem Troll Campaign (principled, warm and energetic)
"Uh oh lads we might have lost control of this eh"
Three names but no brains
Nothing wuss about anything you're going through, I'm really sorry
Obama wasn't even grey yet