One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here.
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Getting paid hundreds of times the salary of an average employee to drop in and fuck around for a year? Nice work if you can get it.
The Shape of Gary
I wonder what percentage of them know the chances of survival if they get rabies from their dog and don't realize it fast and get vaccinated themselves
I had no idea who this was until just now, but I'm an elder millennial whose online video consumption is mostly related to horticulture and guitar pedal demos, so I don't know, probably.
It seems like major traumatic events always break some formerly reasonable brains. It happened with 9/11 and now again with COVID. I used to like Nate quite a bit, but the pandemic changed him from a smart statistics guy with some trollish tendencies into a nonstop bad take pundit.
I'm really not a fireworks guy, but now I feel like maybe I should buy a few just to have them on hand when the time's right
So, like... embalming, or... ?
nobody has seen the president in three days [burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
Subway execs must be giddy that "Sandwich Guy" now brings to mind something other than Jared's uncomfortable grin
Elite levels of misanthropy to watch this and have the takeaway be "all of these people are bad"
It's certainly an evocative image
Dammit what now
Looking forward to Walgreens' upcoming bankruptcy
I've seen videos of Oktoberfest where they seem jovial as hell. Results may vary when beer is unavailable, though.
Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor
Enough is enough. The health of the country is in danger. Read our resignation letters: insidemedicine.substack.com/p/breaking-n...
I definitely would lie, but "physical inactivity" is a qualifying condition, so... deception won't be necessary
Nothing gayer than having sex with women just for the fun of it. True manly heterosexuals only go near a vagina when they want to produce a child.
That's how I feel every time I check back in to see how the lemon party is going
wtf is this nonsense? He thinks he can understand kid’s “mitochondrial challenges” just by looking at them? This is an insane person.
We're going to be very lucky if no serious diseases or natural disasters come to wreck our shit at some point over the next few years
I'm pretty sure there's a more controversial thing he could say...
“I am not able to serve in this role any longer because of the ongoing weaponization of public health,” wrote Demetre Daskalakis, director of the National Center for Immunization and Respiratory Diseases.
I know they've all read The Tipping Point
I'm pretty much on bluesky and reddit all day, so... seems accurate
"Honestly, compared to Jesus' love, the affection those parents had for their kids (again, R.I.P., deepest condolences) seems pretty inconsequential and pointless."
Hey, dark money groups, my DMs are open...
I'd love to see charts of media coverage of crime, public perception of crime, and actual number of crimes. Maybe I'm wrong, but my guess is that the first two are going to be pretty closely correlated and not have all that much to do with the third.
We all await the emergence of Mr. Autumn Man
If you can't buy your way out of a zoning problem, you're not THAT rich
Politicians in robes. They desperately want us to believe otherwise, but that's what they are.
National Guard soldiers called into service for President Trump's law enforcement surge in D.C. have been assigned to spread mulch at federal monuments. Normally the Park Service does that, but the administration laid off the workers. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Oh cool, Evilmart is my favorite place to shop for diabolical goods
Wait, so their own story is that they bombed a hospital because they wanted to blow up a camera?
"Keep bringing in more cops! Until they blot out the sun!"
Don't give up hope
SCOTUS also seems to have scared a lot of media from plainly saying when his orders are illegal, because there's no way to predict whether what's unconstitutional now will turn out to be just fine in a few weeks.
It's never going to be a crowd-pleasing sentiment to express, but one of the great things about America is that we can say "fuck this country" if we want, and that right is worth defending.
Regardless of the person, it's nuts to demand everyone line up behind one potential candidate several years before the primaries even start.
I guess "woke" just means "new and different" now? If Coca-Cola changed their formula today, it wouldn't be "New Coke", they'd call it "Woke Coke"
It's a couple points less than Trump's margin of victory there the same year. Obviously not saying she's a goner by any means, but I'm willing to believe she may be shakier ground now than she was then
She only won by about 6% in 2020, so a close race makes sense if we assume 2026 is going to do its midterm thing and be a good year for Dems generally
Shit, the city's gonna be a fuckin mess if Zohran makes the cops stop shooting all the geese
Does a strong dissent ever accomplish anything? I've seen the "wow, check out this blistering takedown of the majority, hell yeah!" posts and the responses of "who cares, we lost and only an idiot would think that Sotomayor being extra pissed about it makes any difference." Who's right?
I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding
It was just so exciting to meet Jared!
Whenever someone says the words "It's been" my mind is flooded with images of color-saturated Canadians re-enacting a scene from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
"We're all a little surprised that Pornhub outbid Pepsi, but here we are"
Wow, I had no idea that was the same actress
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Yeah, to be clear, I totally agree.
We weren't TRYING to exterminate them, they just got in our way. Totally different.
Are these just for me, or can I afflict other people with super fast aging or bullet-attraction?
I got a Community notification for this?
What if Shaggy and Scooby pass by the new logo while running from a spook? They'd have nowhere to hide!
"I have watched with dismay and increasing horror as my nephew, an educated man who is well aware of his heritage, has become the architect of immigration policies that repudiate the very foundation of our family’s life in this country." www.politico.com/magazine/sto...
"Maybe bad things are actually good things because voters will say 'hey, that's bad'"
One very depressing moment for me was when my wife and I brought this up to her parents as an example of clearly deranged shit that no one could support and her dad said "well they probably do eat cats!" It's sad watching older relatives get sucked into right wing conspiratorial thinking.
They see a bad moon rising
Not to question or criticize yours or anyone else's choices with their money, to be clear. That's just what I tell myself to cope and stay the course.
Trump doing wild economic sabotage shit has repeatedly made me want to sell everything and hold it all in cash, but at some point I accepted that the stock market is so irrational that all I could really do was fuck up by trying to time the dips, even when it seems like there's a very good reason.
What was the point of the Dems leaving the state if they were just going to come back after a couple weeks and let this happen? I'm genuinely just confused by the whole thing
"He has always demanded the highest ethical and legal standards..."
I saw that Mike and Van Dyke Parks took a photo together there and figured that meant Mike had behaved. Guess not...
I think the idea is that if someone proves themselves to be a bad faith bullshitter intending to mislead the public, that should be the end of their tv appearances, op-eds, etc. More of a "societal pressure" thing than centralized censorship, though. Has to be a choice by every media source.
My Source News Opinion World sounds like a really unpleasant theme park
This has to be wrong. I mean, I looked at a map and I see that it's true, but it shouldn't be.
I'm sure they'll basically never use it, but the full name reads like a phrase they translated into Korean and then back to English or something
I'd even be fairly receptive to a "just get behind the most realistic candidate who's NOT a genuine threat to the continued existence of the country" message in like June 2028, but it's still so fucking early. Demanding everyone line up behind one primary candidate 2-3 years in advance is nuts.
Schindler's List isn't a very interesting pick because it's kind of the Big Obvious Holocaust Movie, but it is really good and genuinely entertaining in a non-homework-y way, which I think surprises some people.
One thing I know for sure is that if *I* called the cops and said “some guy just threw a sandwich at me” they would consider me to be a huge baby and think I was wasting their time.
Honestly, Clippy doesn't seem so bad in retrospect compared to AI intruding into everything now. It just wanted to help us write a letter.
TIL Upworthy still exists
Seems like they assumed that any executive would operate in good faith and not just declare pretextual emergencies to let them ignore the law (or that the courts would stop them if they did). Whoops!
US Park Police now doing traffic stops in DC, and charged at me with a baton for filming closer than they liked
She needs pierogies that badly right now?
If something like that comes to pass, it could be helpful that so many Democrats are accustomed to voting by mail now. Intimidation at the polls is still terrible, but we could at least make a push to ensure a large percentage of their targets won't be there on election day
Dads want discs!
