Damn. I wish I lived in Maine so I could vote for him.
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Damn. I wish I lived in Maine so I could vote for him.
For people without X accounts. I finally found a way to read the stroke theory and honestly, it's delicious. nitter.poast.org/adamscochran...
A "rose garden" with no roses. SMDH
In Moria, in Khazad-dum
If I lied with my whole ass like this to my 1 million twitter followers I would be fired and I would deserve it.
People forget the largest minority group is the disabled community and they are the only minority group that you can unexpectedly become apart of.
I reiterate that immigrants should NOT go to immigration court. They can comply by setting up a Zoom meeting. Call 888-462-5211 for help completing and submitting a Motion to Change Hearing Format form. Please pass on this information!
I envision dancing through the streets like 500 Days of Summer
Definitely DON'T mail drugs (unless you're not worried about being charged with trafficking). All the rest, yes.
“Over the past 20 years, Paris has undergone a major physical transformation, trading automotive arteries for bike lanes, adding green spaces and eliminating 50,000 parking spaces. Part of the payoff has been invisible — in the air itself.” Leadership, strategy, real action, common sense. #Paris
Republicans already have a supermajority in Missouri; there is no justification to do this on the state level. This is pure performative Trump ass kissing by Kehoe.
ROAD TRIP!
I'll listen to Cake's version instead.
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
A guy who looks like renaissance fair leather mug with eyes is the last person who should be diagnosing people based on their looks.
If that's so great, I invite Trey Gowdy to get himself to Jesus as quickly as possible.
If they’re only a dollar, I’d buy 30 of them and smuggle them home for the next X number of meals. I mean, they’re not watching to make sure they get eaten today, right?
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
Happy #InternationalDogDay! My beagle boys are doing what they do best: relaxing!
You know for someone who’s totally not a pedophile according to a convicted pedophile and human trafficker Trump sure does hang out with a lot of pedophiles
Hakeem Jeffries, standing in front of a wall: “These so-called ‘military death squads’ and ‘Trump Tribunals’ are just a distraction from
My name is Josh Turek. I'm a two-time Paralympic gold medalist. I'm a proud State Legislator from Council Bluffs who represents the reddest seat held by a Democrat in Iowa. And I'm the guy who's going to beat Joni Ernst. Repost this, give us a follow, and let’s win together.
I agree. Going by their current behavior, it’s dangerous for republicans to assume they won’t alienate a significant portion of their base. Maybe they already have.
This is the greatest video I have ever seen. Sound up.
Two of the most impossibly beautiful people in the history of the world.
The offspring of JD Vance and a futon
High as a kite?
A photo you took that brings you inner peace
OMG I hate this place even more now. Little people wrestling? JFC... Why, Knoxville? Why?
If you aren’t uncomfortable learning our country’s history, you are learning propaganda.
Fixed
Hope this guy went on to have a good life.
Feel free - I stole it too!
He'll never touch you, Terry - you're dirt.
There is a non-zero % chance that this is another set up, with someone "firing" at him, and "missing" again, so he can use that as an excuse to call for full martial law.
JD, have you considered that you deserve to be yelled at? Maybe you should stop using your family as human shields so anyone, crazy or not, can yell at you and avoid the kids?
Just now…
🎶 One of these things is not like the others... 🎶 🎶 One of these things just doesn't belong... 🎶
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP #TRUMP
We're now entering the airing of grievances section of the press conference. Shut your pie-hole, you orange shit gibbon.
With so much going on it's easy to miss important news. John Durham buried exonerating faked emails in a 29 page classified annex to his report that insinuated the opposite. Being convicted of a crime based on faked evidence is a very Russian thing. Gift link www.nytimes.com/2025/07/31/u...
Some useful advice fromt he the ACLU.
Turn off AI in search results. I just did this in Chrome and it works. tenbluelinks.org#chrome-windows
Rt to save your own sanity and like 800000 gallons of water, 3 redlined neighborhoods' air quality and a thousand baby seals
This really made me laugh. I am 60+ years old and until this year, had never heard the term "corn sweat." Now the local (StL) TV weather people can't go five minutes without bringing it up.
Why would anyone, let alone a teacher who'd take about a 40% pay cut, willingly go to Oklahoma?
YT channel with English subtitles if you're interested youtu.be/KRtyMCeDw8o?...
A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!
"Nice to see you alive"? Does Vlad know something we don't?
Good morning
I hope you will show us once it's complete!
Every time this guy is trotted out in front of the cameras I get low-rent Joe Cabot from Reservoir Dogs vibes. "You're Mr. Pink!"
Or maybe he’s worried that it won’t. 😉
With that face and those ears, how could anyone ever tell him no?
Hope her job doesn’t involve high windows.
They need to watch Bullets Over Broadway.
Oh, I don't know. Hard to Kill with Steven Seagal is right up there. It's the funniest movie I've ever seen and it's not a comedy. I tried to explain to a friend why it's so bad and I couldn't even finish because I became hysterical with laughter. (PS: I LOATHE Steven Seagal)
St. Louis MO = toasted ravioli
It must be extra hot right now because my eyes are sweating.
Could we at least start with Ted Cruz?
I've noticed that trend among reality shows. Contestants are either already well known (that you, CBS?) or chosen for shock/drama. They play to the camera. I prefer the Great British Baking Show model: just regular people, nothing that gives contestants power over others, etc. It's a kinder show.
I like Taras Kulukov (aka CrazyRussianHacker) who tests gadgets and products like the ones from As Seen on TV. He has a really pleasant and cheerful personality. He's been doing it for years, but his "Fastest Way to Dry Your Dog" is my favorite: youtu.be/ebvKQ5-rTLU?...
Only liberals and extremists do that? Michelle Obama would like a word....
#ProudBlue Everything this man is saying is spot on. When are we going to get mad enough? I know I’m raging inside. We all need to band together & physically remove this regime. They are killing our democracy Video in two parts due to length. Link to video: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8kgkJBu/
www.thedailybeast.com/millionaire-...
When were any cars bombed recently in St Louis? Yes, they were set on fire, but there was no freaking bomb! Hyperbole much, Chris?
Who wants to volunteer to contract bubonic plague and then go cough in his face?
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Doof on a roof
Warren should have pointed out that her state, Massachusetts, raised taxes on millionaires not by 2% like Mamdani wants, but by 4%. The result? Massachusetts saw a 39% INCREASE in millionaires, a drop in poverty, & a growing economy. Stop trusting billionaires. Start taxing them outta existence.
🧵This is the official transcript of the videotaped deposition of Ghislaine Maxwell. This is the deposition that Maxwell fought to hide. Held at the law offices of Boies, Schiller & Flexer, on April 22, 2016 in NYC The transcript is more than 400 pages long, 7 hours of depositions held over 2 days
Tainted Pierogies is my band name!
Speaking of not working, Mike Johnson just shut down the House for 2 months to block the release of names of pedophiles, but taxpayers are still paying his salary ($224K/yr), 73% of all his & his family’s healthcare expenses, $79/day food stipend, & up to $34K per yr for things like travel & housing
Post at the front of your business No Access to ICE door/window sign @ufw.bsky.social
‘1984’ is upon us
Trump's actually being generous by calling him second-tier.
Me when someone slips raw cucumber into my salad.
Thanks, fans.
If that's true, it's only because he didn't NEED to go to the island. He had his own rape compound in Florida.
Maybe it's the angle, but is Lydon trying to look like Tintin?
If I were a "precog" from Minority Report, this guy would be #1 on my radar.
Heroes don’t always wear capes
Don’t be fooled by Tulsi Gabbard/Kash Patel’s attempts to resuscitate claims about the Steele Dossier. Hard facts about how it was used, endorsed by Senate Republicans, in this excellent thread 👇🏼
Why are so many Republicans pedophiles? Could it be that their whole worldview is based around domination and humiliation and that their sexual practices often derive from that impulse?
Holy smokes South Park went scorched earth on Trump for their season 27 premiere….Paramount is gonna love this after giving Trey Parker and Matt Stone a cool $1.5B streaming deal….🤣💀
At the same time Mike Johnson was telling the media that he had to adjourn Congress to avoid a vote on Epstein because Trump was working on getting the grand jury transcripts released, DOJ was telling the court that there is no legal basis to release the grand jury transcripts.
Super pervy Mr Microphone vibes
Imagine that. *link included #BrandonScott #Baltimore
