[The Monkey's Paw flips you off] Coming soon, The McCarthy Reports with Jenny McCarthy.
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[The Monkey's Paw flips you off] Coming soon, The McCarthy Reports with Jenny McCarthy.
I can't wait for the Gaza fuckwits to get their FAFO moment. They bent over for Putin AND Netanyahu just to Own the Shitlibs. bsky.app/profile/crit...
Moron TrumPedo is neurologically wired to cheat everyone, even his own stormtroopers. This should end well.
A short list of things Chicago Should NOT Do 🤘 Chicago should NOT organize a truck convoy, blocking all the bridges entering the city They should NOT park city plows and industrial machinery on HWY entrance and exit ramps They should NOT use city busses to block side streets They should NOT
Black (Ops) Swan.
Lazy Susan. Always spinning, while never actually changing her real position.
He's literally melting.
DO NOT GO if you're a clown! bsky.app/profile/rive...
Bentdick Elonold just wants more women to breed like alien abductees for his Boys From Bro-zil fetish.
Good luck getting any service from the Casino's staff with The Cheese Touch.
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Unleash the Italian Beef.
The Medal of Freedom is worthless after Limblob and Nosferudy.
Let the fur fly!
He also shorted ICEtapo thugs trying to get funding for college. How many dictators get far in life screwing over their own stormtroopers? 🤔
Call it "The Fur and the Furious".
How long before autocrat style body doubles?
Fort Stolichnaya.
He's probably got a body double for public appearances, just like the autocrats he simps for.
Finance | Plague Cart Startups Set Up Crowdfunding Pages
Often, but never where they would make grammatical sense.
If this was Biden, legacy media from Jake Tapper on down would have gone apeshit about dementia.
Wah Wah Wahhhhhhhhh...
Analysis | Donald Trump is planning on deporting Palestinians to El Salvador because Kamala Harris did not pledge to abolish Israel.
She spends every chance she gets with Bentdick Elonold to avoid having to see that.
Make sure the bullets are consecrated first.
India under Hindu supremacist Modi hardly qualifies as a friend.
Something something thoughts and prayers something something mental illness. No specific details about the people involved but the insinuations are trying to scream this day and age. youtu.be/urPdG3GVon4?...
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Gotta love single issue leftwits. bsky.app/profile/spik...
Don't forget free Melanoma porn kn Russian state TV.
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Cankles McTACO sure stopped the genocide in record time- oh wait, he cheered on NuttyYahoo openly occupying Gaza instead.
Tiffany knows he wanted her aborted.
Probably using at least one body double if his autocrat simping suggests anything. Hard to photoshop a decaying prune onto Schwarzenegger's torso.
From Dr. Mengele to Dr. Pepper...
Yet Moron TrumPedo being explicitly declared a Putin compromised national security threat meant absolutely nothing to too many people in 2024...
Establishment Dems are content being straw opposition to the GOP and Trump the way Putin allows jobber parties to exist and "run" against him in elections. Corporate media is owned by billionaires who butter up Trump for endless tax breaks, as if they don't evade those already.
Please share so that she can be identified and arrested.
The cartel gang members were given a red carpet reception. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
There's a problem with you if you gave a pass to a lifelong con artist and serial child rapist, one that experts declared a mentally decaying and incompetent Putin asset who endangers national security just because his opponent is a woman and you held her to a puritanical standard she can't meet.
Wonderful. This just in from little Amy, 7, who has entered our Little Flyer’s Lego competition. She writes, ‘mummy helping daddy find his contact lens I hope I win!’ Smashing Amy, very best of luck!
Mommy sure knows how to improve Daddy's focus and vision!
And they're also leaving out that this transgender shooter was hardcore MAGA, just like the El Paso Wal Mart shooter.
Class Action Lawsuit please.
Trump so far is the only one who has to have his head drawn on muscular bodies.
Same story as the incel who shot up the Wally World down in El Paso.
Might be the first Kennedy shooting in over a generation.
He would have hit on Typhoid Mary.
Anna-Nicole's just pissy that her wealthy Pawpaw hasn't kicked the bucket yet.
Surviving years of shooting up heroin, drinking raw milk, swimming in shit and getting brain worm without dying went to his head and he thinks he's ubermensch.
That worthless piece of shit needs to buried wearing a hot dog suit.
Beef Tallow and Raw Milk for Donnie.
Thank goodness!
Good thing the Park doesn't have automated security... right?
Bonus points for Lindseyrace.
Or polonium in his next K1 fix? Special K1 you might call it.
It would serve Elongated Muskrat right if his fear of being assassinated ends up fulfilled by one of his own bodyguards courtesy of Putin. The only way to top that is if Lil' Human Shield ends up killing him directly.
Convenient abortions for Mee, Bleeding out in hospital parking lots for Thee.
Moron TrumPedo wanted Tiffany aborted until Marla Maples set an ultimatum.
Oh wait... there's no more FEMA.
After some MAGAts plotted to make her the star of a Vanilla ISIS execution video she suddenly started kissing loaded diaper. Clearly this is Whitmer trying for damage control.
And the people most responsible for this have the least regret or remorse.
"Winter is coming."
Sponsored by Raw Milk.
When even El Jeffe called him a man without scruplee that's a Soviet Red flag. He probably expected Il Dunce to put a whack on him to save his own diapered ass.
Also need to bitchslap everyone who exemplified Murc's Law to try washing their hands of enabling Il Dunce. "Trump is a dementing serial rapist and con artist who happens to be Putin's bitch since 1987 and wrecked the U.S. the last time he's President? Fuck that, Own the Shitlibs!"
Hopefully his famous last word in office like "We all die eventually."
Conservatives plan on outbreeding progressives by raping and impregnating underaged girls.
"If I can shoot heroin, drink raw milk and swim in shit without getting sick or dead so can everyone else!"
The same 9th Circuit that kept bitchslapping Aileen Cannon like a ho. Good.
"I'm not only the President of Pedo Club For Men, I'm also a client!"
Wouldn't shock me if the ICEtapo is also into child trafficking.
Online Gaza actvists would throw parties if a MAGAt gunned her down.
A woman who bragged about castrating pigs ends up licking Trump's balls and sees that her career is going to die anyways. Good riddance.
It was going to die anyway.
Good Old Lazy Susan Collins. Keeps spinning and spinning while never actually changing her position.
The best duo since alcohol and energy drinks!
She bragged about castrating pigs only to end up licking Trump's balls. How fitting.
The louder someone yells that they are Christian, the less Christian they really are. Be Jimmy Carter, not Jimmy Swaggert.
Republicans: "It's not guns, it's mental health." Also Republicans: [Blocks gun regulation bills and cuts spending on mental health care.]
Republicans: "It's not guns, it's mental health." Also Republicans: [Blocks gun regulation bills and cuts spending on mental health care.]
No doubt Gaza activists are hoping someone "delivers justice" to Holocaust Harris.
Won't be long before Helter Skelter Patel orders the investigation ended.
A woman with a dangerous or terminal pregnancy in a red state can shoot herself in the belly and claim she was Standing Her Ground against an imminent threat to her life.
Opinion | We were told Trump is an incompetent malignant narcissist owned by Putin and Netanyahu with his first term as proof, but Kamala Harris should have sworn to abolish Israel so I MIGHT have decided to vote for her.
For God's sake, don't make him a furniture inspector.
Act Like a Zombie, Get Capped Like a Zombie.
One thing the world will thankfully never hear: A screaming orgasm from Lazy Susan Collins.
Act like a zombie, get capped like a zombie.
The stench of alcohol points to Kegsbreath.
History rhymes.
To get them help, or to avoid them because they've gone feral?
By then he'll have to watch it from a monitor in bed assuming he manages to survive.
The only children Moron TrumPedo would want to protect are the girls who look like teenage Ivanka.
Hamburger Hill With Large Fries and Coke.
@theonion.com immortalizes that fact the only way they could.
Remember, it's only tyranny when the Democrats are in charge.
I smell whiskey in the air.