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If Biden went missing, Fox News would have coverage non stop and print up a bunch of milk labels.
I grew up in a middle of nowhere town, leaving felt like liberation. My sister still lives there and my husband always wonders what people do there. Uh drink and cook meth?
I believe tillerson called him a fucking moron.
The state police press release is more realistic? www.nhsp.dos.nh.gov/news-and-med...
I live in NH, this is even bonkers by NH standards. But they also classified car accidents as motor vehicle records, so you can't even pull the police report in a lot of places.
If the prices on stuffed animals at Disney world right now are any indicator of the impact of tariffs, Christmas is going to be stupid expensive.
Oooo what tech? You buy fun computers!
Probably. Practically every playbill in the 1990s and later had an actor with Law and Order in their credits. Dick Wolf once joked if they didn't have it, it's because they were new to the city or weren't very good.
If the opposite works, because Elvis is totally doing all those Vegas weddings, I don't see why this wouldn't work
If I didn't need my steel hamster wheel of death, I would gladly get rid of it. The suburb has to be one of the worst American inventions. Yes you can have your own grass, but you'll need a car to get everywhere and spend your Saturday in a car buying food and stuff 😵💫
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People really don't understand that they can just hit the follow button 🤦♀️.
That's a weird assortment of states.
I'm pretty sure it was also in the headline of the morning shots in @thebulwark.com the other day.
Isn't that like project insight from the marvel movies?
Uhhhh JD, you might want to check with the last guy who had your job working for your boss 🫠
It's been a long time since catechism but I remember something about God giving us free will to use in addition to prayer? But maybe I'm just making that up
But they can put debris in the gulf of Mexico
On the other side of this, immigration judges won't be executive branch employees.
Does he even know what the mitochondria is?
He hates firing people (despite his persona). Didn't he make John Kelly do the dirty work most of the time?
My plan has always been no limits on unskilled visas. You want to come here and do the terrible work that is necessary and nobody wants, have at it. Bring your family. Stay here for a few years, stay out of trouble, congratulations you're now all legal permanent residents.
I'm beginning to think that not having cable during the Obama administration saved Fox News from cooking my brain.
I certainly love the optics of the nations capital looking like an occupied city. I can't imagine the people who live there are thrilled
It's been a while since I went to Union station, but unless an earthquake happened, I don't see how this is possible.
If you tried to explain a New England Republican to someone under 30, they would look at you funny.
Wait I was promised no more wars. WASN'T I? 🤦♀️
When I signed up for HuluTV I had to call and get my location on my living room TV fixed. For some reason Hulu thought that TV was in Western Massachusetts and I couldn't get my southern NH/Boston stations.
Coming back from vacation these days is a hard crash into reality... Like what happened since I was last online over a week ago could fill three textbooks
I will vote for whichever candidate promises to hunt these goons down until the end of time.
He was just delivering a sandwich to the chest, we've all done that
I see those are words but lordy they don't convey the message
We had a police siege in my suburban town (I think the guy threatened his family and ended up killing himself). Out of "respect" there was just the one press release. I lived in Brooklyn while in grad school, I never saw anything so bonkers.
I think I saw elsewhere that he was detained by CBP. On the other side of this, we really need to change their jurisdictional boundaries.
But if we call them communists, what can they call Zohran? /Sarcasm
I remember meeting this homeless guy who was arrested for theft of services. He had patched in a camp light to a street light or something? It was something beyond stupid because his only real "crime" was being unsheltered.
there's "crime" everywhere because there are people everywhere but it's not like people are getting mugged multiple times daily at the national mall. Which is what Fox News makes you think
Rebellions are built on hope.
Are they hoping we don't notice a bunch of unemployed neighbors and jobless college grads?
I don't think anyone should have to but I'm super crazy that way.
I think the code he cited limits him to 48 hours, after then it's worth making a stink.
But it has to be better than reconstruction (we should be blowing stuff up on surrender at Appomattox day).
Sane women everywhere: I don't care who uses what bathroom JUST DON'T LEAVE PEE ON THE SEAT!
This looks like a spam text.
Isn't that what basically ends up to the people in wall-e?
He totally crash landed on that farm as a baby and never had papers!
I live in a town of 25k that has a bunch of hotels, obviously they are drug magnets so the police need tanks. Because people think this town still only has 8k people in it.... Because it's still 1970.
Or new England...
I'm pretty sure youths drive ATVs in the suburbs, but those ones are white so I guess it's ok 🤷♀️
Eat pavement?
Also they do that all the time in the suburbs? Or in the woods of the suburbs... It's annoying but not terrifying
We're going to have to survive on anecdata 🫠
Can't have him seeing the unwashed masses while going from his golden palace to his golden golf course
Maybe she's the smart one, can't be charged with war crimes on the other side if you're just state TV
I imagine domestic violence rates would drop by a ton (am I stereotyping, perhaps)
The president is currently treating the capital of the country like an occupied city. I'll deal with whatever excesses are on the left.
Unfortunately CBP can operate so many miles from the ocean... We really need to fix their jurisdiction on the other side of this
I'm pretty sure anything fried is unhealthy 🤦♀️. The cardiologists are going to be busy when all is said and done.
Did they move Ukraine?
I wonder if there was background on Alaska on Fox News or something like that 😂
Next up he'll rant about that idiot Seward and how he has to go fix his mistakes or something.
So many bad jokes to be made here. So many....
Did we give Alaska back?
BBC International Editor Jeremy Bowen has confirmed that the entire Al Jazeera team in Gaza City has been killed.
I think the MDs/PhDs can find places to land, it's the rest of the research infrastructure. Study coordinators, regulatory coordinators (me), project managers. At least I'm not in grants management 😬
I was told research jobs would always be there (spoiler, without federal funding, there is *no* research). I love being mid career and stuck in a field that might not exist in a few years
If coed sports are dangerous why is every beer league team I ever played on co-ed? Getting a soccer ball in the head hurts no matter who kicks it. It's BS to say they are concerned about women's safety in sports...
Is it too much to ask that the secretary of HHS pass 7th grade biology?
It's been a while since I took European History, but I'm not sure Dresden is a good thing 🤷♀️
And they don't let you drink boxed wine in the office.... Usually
Can we go back to when we all yelled at/shunned North Carolina for their bathroom bill? Like what happened in the past decade?
Does he realize the confederates were the bad guys? 🤔
Also update the judiciary act of 1869 while we're at it. We don't have 9 circuits anymore!
Maybe drizz can release the Epstein files on his way out the door.
It's going to be bad when everything crashes, isn't it?
I'd be pretty pissed if I was sentenced to a minimum security prison which was upgraded to medium because some sex trafficker is getting special treatment.
He jammed out with Willie nelson and named his dog Lady Bird. Also HE'S A NICE PERSON WHO THINKS YOU SHOULD BE NICE TO PEOPLE. And I don't think he likes draft dodgers or obscene displays of wealth. I don't know why I'm so invested in this!
It also didn't end well for the Romanovs 😂🤦♀️😬
We should totally believe the woman the US government charged with perjury 🙃
It didn't end too well for the Romanovs 😬
I thought we were taught in elementary school, we don't have to be friends with jerks.
It's apparently challenging to just hit the follow button?
The kicker for me is always that they commissioned an autopsy to explain why people like me didn't vote for Romney... And then 4 years later went nah we won't listen to that.
My brain hurts looking at those words.
I've enjoyed it so far. I'm only 2 episodes in but it's comfortable, like that old pair of jeans that fits just right. Also "it's nice to be nice" might be my favorite line of dialogue ever.
I think you need to go legit and work for @theonion.com
If you're poor enough to qualify for food stamps, I don't care if you buy Oreos. Being poor sucks and if Oreos bring your kid (or you) joy, I literally do not care. We had a farmer's market that used to double the value of food stamps, but they lost the federal grant.
Just what I want, a cyber truck shaped storage dish 😂
Lando should never have signed that deal with the empire. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THEY WOULD KEEP ALTERING IT
If he really wanted to, he could just dig up the old pool. Conveniently, no more press briefings 🤷♀️
I'm so confused I thought banks were conservatives best friends 🤦♀️
My Democratic rep did one on Facebook because he's a chicken.
A brown bear in charge of the army would eat the SecDef, so.... Might be an upgrade
I don't think Hank Hill would have voted for Trump. He just wants to sell his propane and be nice to people.
I went into that thread and oh boy, my brain hurts for you now 😵💫
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess I'll rant on X and sue people 😂
We could just build more houses and apartments. Fix the supply side of the equation 😵💫.
And I mean people, not "you"