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Squiggley Sam

@squiggleysam.bsky.social

Non human living in a more than human world.

created May 2, 2025

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Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Let their homes go back to the sea. I don’t know why they should be protected

2/9/2025, 5:47:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Will he even turn up?

2/9/2025, 5:21:27 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Why are they always so butt ugly he looks like 25 going on 60

2/9/2025, 12:54:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah spotted cheating at gold apparently

31/8/2025, 8:15:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

The cat knew

31/8/2025, 8:09:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Thousands?

31/8/2025, 8:01:44 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s the same with artists and spotify

31/8/2025, 7:16:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

In their view if you are white you are never an immigrant, no matter where you are on the planet

31/8/2025, 6:13:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Did they sign up to be used as force against their own people? I’m sure many are glad to have something better to do than harass their fellow citizens

31/8/2025, 6:00:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

He is also the product of an assassinated father and uncle. I mean that’s gotta have some effect? I’m not excusing the guy but that’s some serious childhood trauma.

31/8/2025, 5:58:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow I’ve heard bigger cheers at a school assembly

31/8/2025, 5:02:59 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Freeedum!

30/8/2025, 3:22:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Victims? Who are the victims of shop lifting? Corporations? They are bigger criminals than any person that shoplifts. You very much sound like you are coming from a position of privilege

29/8/2025, 10:39:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Poverty will never be eliminated but most know helping people and giving them a leg up makes a big difference in crime stats. U want to say a mum that shoplifts food, nappies or formula should go to jail? Think about it!!

29/8/2025, 5:31:51 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

The London youth riots happened 6 months after the Tory government cut funding to most youth programs and free summer universities for at risk kids. Hundreds of young people ended up with criminal records some for just stealing a bottle of water during the trouble. Years of good work down the drain

29/8/2025, 5:29:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Katter talks a lot about how scared he was (and rightfully so) of JBP during qld’s dark times and how he wished he had the courage to stand up but was concerned for his life. Maybe he should think back to those times and use it for an attitude change.

29/8/2025, 4:59:09 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Please don’t compare taco tits to a vagina. Very unfair on vaginas

29/8/2025, 1:53:27 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Prayer works? Where is the proof because kids are still being shot up

29/8/2025, 1:52:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

He won’t be alive for the next election

29/8/2025, 12:59:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

One of my fav albums

29/8/2025, 12:58:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Go veg!

28/8/2025, 5:43:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Bondi cigar more like it

28/8/2025, 3:53:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t forget dole bludging

28/8/2025, 1:41:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Hmmm debatable

28/8/2025, 1:24:08 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

And tax havens

28/8/2025, 1:13:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Dumbest most violent country in the history of the world.

28/8/2025, 12:58:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

They going to invest this profit back into the company, their staff, their service? Pay back the government the money handed over during covid? No?

28/8/2025, 12:11:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

It took decades to ban mining of and use of asbestos even though it was pretty clear that it was lethal. The government spends millions on cleaning up and compensation because it was more concerned with the economic implications of ending the industry. Why do we just keep repeating these mistakes!

28/8/2025, 12:08:02 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Love how many of these so called sovereign citizens are mooching off the government. Total hypocrites

27/8/2025, 11:58:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Hopefully they take her existing shitty reputation into account when they award the damages.

27/8/2025, 6:52:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s anything meta is my guess.

26/8/2025, 11:50:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s in the country at the moment too. I’m no fan but he’d be a great choice

26/8/2025, 11:49:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

My dog is dumb as, but he’s a pug. ❤️

26/8/2025, 11:47:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social)

A mug of blossoms!

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26/8/2025, 10:59:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Purplepingers ☭ (@purplepingers.bsky.social) reposted

Targeting a hospital and then minutes later targeting the rescue team providing assistance to the people they just bombed is a level of evil I didn’t think was imaginable

26/8/2025, 10:30:25 AM | 291 64 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

If I see you I’m gunna butt kick you

26/8/2025, 5:03:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Apparently he is holding a woman and children hostage.

26/8/2025, 5:52:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

And Australia I think

26/8/2025, 3:22:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Are those critics perhaps residents of the eastern suburbs?

26/8/2025, 3:08:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Russia had not been communist for decades. They are a christofascist dictator state.

26/8/2025, 2:07:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

I had no idea the daily micro stresses I was going through until I finally got my own place after renting for 25 yrs.

26/8/2025, 12:52:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s not wellness if you have to spend anytime at all in the company of these people.

25/8/2025, 11:46:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Why? You have constitutional amendments around people being able to arm themselves against a hostile government. It shouldn’t be a surprise at all.

25/8/2025, 10:47:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

He didn’t do shit and he led zero instructions. The guy can’t read and just follows along like an obedient dictator

25/8/2025, 10:12:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s a Tuesday here in Sydney

25/8/2025, 8:19:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

True

25/8/2025, 7:17:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump isn’t his master not even close. Bigger more powerful people are pulling his strings. Lucky he lacks charisma, is a bit too pathetic and lacks originality to stand out on his own

25/8/2025, 11:22:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s a chinless coward

25/8/2025, 4:39:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

So super smart. Dems better get on board this progressive train or be damned to fascism!

25/8/2025, 3:28:30 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

No

24/8/2025, 6:16:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

You ever been to the western suburbs of Sydney?

24/8/2025, 6:15:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

The mullet has been acceptable hair in the sapphic world for decades. I believe they have kept it alive for teenage boys and footballers to co-opt and ruin society. It’s all part of a lesbian grand plan

24/8/2025, 6:14:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

The bowl is scary.

24/8/2025, 6:07:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Fantastic news!

24/8/2025, 7:17:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s a bold strategy Cotton

24/8/2025, 2:41:51 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve seen dog agility course for chihuahuas more challenging than that 😂

24/8/2025, 12:49:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Man city has never recovered after loosing De Bruyne. He was the only player that kept the team working and honest. The rest are all frat boys.

23/8/2025, 11:23:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Doing the lords work

23/8/2025, 10:50:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

We absolutely should but it’s never gunna happen. I really hope I’m proved wrong.

23/8/2025, 11:47:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

It would cost profit

22/8/2025, 9:30:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Rather than just fixing the problem by removing profit from the sector and employing more permanent staff let’s just put cameras in. Unbelievable

22/8/2025, 9:29:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t know what this means but someone sounds like they playing games.

22/8/2025, 9:25:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

If they leave they’ll just leave the whole place there to rot.

22/8/2025, 5:34:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

They need to make the white guy look like Gavin newsom.

22/8/2025, 5:29:45 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Aren’t we all!

22/8/2025, 5:26:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Touché!

22/8/2025, 4:37:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re not thinking like a privileged white misogynist like he is. He leads a deluded life where women are nothing but lying whores and he is willing to do anything to prove them wrong. He thinks he has the protection of other privileged white misogynists, but he is well past his usefulness.

22/8/2025, 4:35:34 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Because Bruce Lerhmann is never in the wrong. From his own POV.

22/8/2025, 4:27:14 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh but CEO’s work so hard and so much more than the average worker and take full responsibility when the 💩 hits the fan!

22/8/2025, 12:39:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Bonus two for one!

21/8/2025, 11:19:32 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Juicy

21/8/2025, 4:52:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is why I’m happy not being a cicada

20/8/2025, 5:21:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Toot toot!

20/8/2025, 5:17:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Why? It’s been in a slow death roll for decades

20/8/2025, 5:15:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

And bombing the shit out of the rest of the world

20/8/2025, 2:37:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

First an iPad then jail shocking turn of events.

20/8/2025, 2:34:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

I played call of duty once does that make me a war hero too?

19/8/2025, 11:24:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social)

2 women murdered in two days

19/8/2025, 1:16:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Be good if u could claw it back from Joyce’s many years of millions in bonuses. This is his fault and he just walks away with the loot.

18/8/2025, 3:07:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

I heard a podcaster call him cankles mc taco tits the other day

16/8/2025, 10:58:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone make that trophy!

16/8/2025, 10:57:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They could have stopped it at nomination

16/8/2025, 10:56:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s sunny!

16/8/2025, 10:55:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Utter cowards and greedy pigs

16/8/2025, 11:31:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

He looks brain dead

16/8/2025, 8:44:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey looks like a drunken uncle staring at his neice’s tits

16/8/2025, 8:39:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks

15/8/2025, 9:40:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve never been to Alaska but I met a bunch in Mexico they preferred being called Canadian over being called American.

15/8/2025, 9:39:37 PM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolute bell ends

15/8/2025, 7:31:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

No that’s why I asked.

15/8/2025, 12:26:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Republican Jesus ain’t blonde enough

15/8/2025, 12:21:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

If he’s a nature nut he’s a keeper!

15/8/2025, 12:20:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture God (@thegodpodcast.com) reposted

Thou shalt not complain about crime in D.C. when you’re a convicted felon who incited a violent mob to attack Congress with the goal of hanging your own vice-president. Oh also, thou shalt not complain about crime when you just transferred a convicted pedophile to a luxury resort prison.

13/8/2025, 1:34:25 AM | 3888 1105 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

What ‘side’ are you referring to?

12/8/2025, 8:50:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

Because baby Jesus tells em it’s bad

12/8/2025, 8:47:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope you can get on a list and get knees sorted soon.

12/8/2025, 5:22:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s just shit. I’m so over so much of the health budget going towards retired boomers who do nothing but whinge about waiting lists and the Medicare they receive when they get a gold plated service. When younger people don’t get the health care we need we can’t work and afford to live.

12/8/2025, 5:21:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

I had to draw down to get knee replacements at 45. Medicare Surgeons refused to do it because apparently I was too young even though I could barely walk. After I forked out 20k the surgeon said I had 80 yr old knees in a 40 yr old body. Absolute joke

12/8/2025, 4:41:58 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squiggley Sam (@squiggleysam.bsky.social) reply parent

JFC

12/8/2025, 4:33:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They don’t care

12/8/2025, 1:31:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view