Jeffrey
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WW2 Airborne enthusiast, Person Dad, Cat Dad,
created September 9, 2023
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This stuff keeps happening because their is no other profession that has zero consequences for bad actions like the legal profession. And I know this because 100% of people on this site who are lawyers always think a sternly asked question or statement is the worst thing imaginable. Real jobs=fired.
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The day he goes will be the closest Habberman has ever gotten to having to get a job in her life.
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This guy does some amazing work in regards to WW2 bombers. His ability at storytelling the action of specific bombers, their crews, and their fate are superb. youtu.be/47RWBcHqxM0?...
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What worries me most about these RFK shit show and the downstream effects at the CDC isn't as much the loss of qualified doctors. Which is terrible. But the CDC has some really nasty things in their possession that could devastate a huge portion of the world's population. How safe is that now?
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Foreigner voice. 🎵I want to know who did this. I want you to show me.🎵
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This is the type of image that always pops in my head when the topic of children free zones comes up. Anyplace that has adults and children together simultaneously, the worst people there will always be adults.
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Which brings up a good question. Who is this administration's Beppo Schmid?
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The amount of Gross Gas his body will release.
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Swin will deported to Naples, Italy henceforth due to its high level of organized crime.
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Can drop a bomb in a mayonnaise jar from 1488 feet.
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We had Jane's Addiction, Lollapalooza, and Porno for Pyros nearly simultaneously. That's entirely too much Perry Farrell for one generation.
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And the millions of dead bodies.
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Darth, what would be the perfect potato dish to celebrate that occasion?
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Agree on all this. The republican court is waging a judicial coup on the United States by rewriting the Constitution to give powers that don't exist to one man who himself is ineligible to be president.
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Also, there's a guy on YouTube who does cool videos going through the films of shipwrecks named Skynea History. Has a good one on the debris field of the Hornet.
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Yeah. That's a war grave.
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If Jeffries eyes were a person, they'd be Lennie from Of Mice and Men.
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If nothing else, what this administration tells us is that both Republicans and Libertarians only ever believed that they themselves should never pay taxes and they should be allowed to have sex with children.
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Very brave of the guy who owns a car company trying to get to Mars because, as we all know, the man from Mars is eating cars.
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It turns out that Stainds Aaron Lewis had been listening to Cheech Marins Born in East LA during a 20-year meth bender.
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If they're making everything from scratch, they're in way more debt than $30 grand. That's nothing for a steady restaurant to have as far as debt goes
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If you don't make sure your poultry livestock is housed, you may have to Snuff the Rooster.
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Never before, have so few, waved so little, for so, um, few.
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He's a city version of Boss Hogg. There's always been those guys running small towns.
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The most negotiating that took place at the end of the war was Hitler debating a bullet to the brain or just a cyanide capsule.
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There is nothing a Reagan voter can ever say to me that I'll remotely listen to.
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My son loves them. But he gets them all cheese and coated in sugar.
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I know the common thought is he'll have to be buried somewhere protestors can't defame his grave, but I think the odds are greater his weirdo fans dig him up to steal his corpse.
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We're putting an embargo on all acai bowls until we figure out what the hells going on in California. (Not sure if people still eat acai bowls)
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Not sure it's ideal that we hold children to much more vigorous standards than every adult in this country.
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We're 3 weeks away from Trump directing the Justice Department to investigate if Trix cereal really is just for kids.
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Also, she's a convicted sexual predator of children. There doesn't exist an inappropriate setting to her.
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Im 52 years old, and I've gone my whole life, not listening to anything some white guy named Connor said, and I'm not about to start now.
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Two weeks from now, some FedX driver is going to be at X Headquarters after Musk sexual harasses his chat bot, saying, "Look, all I know is I'm supposed to deliver this horse to someone named Grok."
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The Villages will be hit hard when on election day all the residents are in the ER being treated for chlamydia.
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While back when I was a chef, pastry was big into putting shit into small cups and doing coatings like this, although not the whole dish. I wouldn't allow it in my kitchen. Someone has to wash those things, and it's not the creator of the dish.
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If you haven't seen it already, check out their concert video, Tour Film. Filmed in several stops on their Green tour. Although it doesn't cover any material post Green Album, it showcases all their early works when the band was at, in my opinion, their peak.
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Quick question. Are they chop-suey sandwich juice resistant?
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Im just glad they do the job to serve and protect and in no way abuse their power and terrorize the citizens.
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There will not be one washed ass in the whole community.
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Saw a cop at my grocery the other day who was half parked on the curb, in a fire lane, got in his car and sped through the parking lot, then ran through a stop sign. Four laws broken before he got back onto the street. My community is safer because of him I guess.
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There is an abusers perspective that has seeped into journalism with the onset of Trump, and it really needs to disappear. The media likes to frame things that if the attacked had done differently, then things would bo ok. Here, like you say, its the attacked who is the aggressor.
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There was so much cocaine snorted by me that my closest friends all came by my place to just chat, and at no way was it an intervention.
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I feel bad for the generations who will never know the bliss of living in a world without douchebag meme creators.
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I thought for a second it was the dude from The State.
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I imagine the feelings of lots of PTO vets are similar to Russian vets in regards to Germans. Theirs was a war of hatred that I don't think was true of most of the Western Front vets.
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A very good essay. Many times in war, there are no choices but bad choices. And how the 2 adversaries were able to let the past be forgiven and forge a friendship is something I would hope to be able to do but don't know if I could.
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As an American looking on, and whose country is the pinnacle of shit sandwhichism, i think the only thing that will get Britain to get back to any national healing is to have the Luftwaffe commence bombings of London again.
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That picture made me immediately think of this.
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Just curious. Has your country ever, let's say, gone into other countries uninvited? And maybe, let's say, stripped those countries of their resources? And maybe, let's say, subjugated them with less than human rights?
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Sooner or later, and they're nearly there, they are going to realize that the courts have no enforcement mechanism.
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I'd say the moment American conservatives fully embraced pedophilia and stole the main plank of American libertarians.
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I'm not sure about where you live, but in America, where 90% of cars are the size of a King Tiger tank, it's so frustrating. Backing out is always a gamble if you'll be plowed into.
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You could replace that childs name with a Jewish name, and that post is indistinguishable from a holocaust denial statement.
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Your account could be called, Homage to Fromage.
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Fucker looks like Katl Childers 30 years after Sling Blade.
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This comic wrote a joke about The Smashing Bumpkins on Bluesky that users described as, "Meh." Who is Andy Richter?
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And in the circumstances when their work does intersect with cops, it's telling them to eat shit because FBI has jurisdiction. Now they're the shit eaters too.
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I think it's best to look at Trump as mentally developing no further than a 7 year old. His instinct to lie is that of a child whose parents have proven there are no repercussions for telling the lie. It's also why his habit of giving dumb nicknames comes off naturally. It's the instinct of a child.
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I'm pretty poor, but I would give 1 thousand dollars to watch Trump try and swim 2 laps in an Olympic sized pool.
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Riley Gaines, who from childhood dedicated her life to competitive swimming and me, who swums maybe 2 times a year,had the exact same odds of making the US Olympic swimming teams. 0%, and that is what makes America so awesome.
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If a company run by some ex Vet doesn't have a line of tactical dildos out by next week ill be so disappointed in America.
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So, does the US government not have the technology to bring a portable secure printer on these little trips?
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I hope she develops an allergy to both beans and toast.
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I love how no journalist has ever looked into this "deal making" claim and gone back through Trumps life and discovered the obvious fact there is no proof of any deal making. Paying money to put your name on a building is as much about deal making is me giving Taco Bell money for a chalupa.
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One thing that's clear to me is that elite journalists don't give a shit about anyone or anything that doesn't affect them directly. And this is why they're sympathetic to conservatives. It's the same belief system.
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American conservatives have the mindset of abusers. There's never enough you can give them.
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The entire Vietnam War era replaced by an exhibit of women who were very nasty to Mr. Trump in 1970s era Manhattan discos.
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This is the plane that hit her rudder and sealed her doom. That mighty Nazi ship bested by this. You love to see it.
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Has any journalist asked Terry Crews how he feels about Trump modeling his presidency after his character in Idiocracy?
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The photo op with Trump was cut short because Mr. Antonio had to get back and make sure the 3:10 to Yuma was arriving on time.
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Like my first week, here was following a cat page that was 75% guys dongs for some reason, and mayonnaise was genocidal.
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MFer thinks he lived on the set of the opening scene to Predator 2.
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It's sad that in America today, if you launched a PC with a fleshlight built into it, there would be a market for it.
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Agree. However, due to his many collaborations with Pearl Jam, instead of saying he "evened out" would have said the 90s were more of an "Even Flow." I'll see myself out.
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Man. When I was a kid living in the Eastern time zone and would watch the 4 pm game on Sundays,I would get so jealous of kids in California because they still had 3 more hours of the weekend than I did.
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We have a trolley car in ours you can eat in.
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They forgot my pico de gallo.
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Has any restaurant made his pizzadilla idea from Brooklyn 99 yet? And if not, why not?
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If pee is stored in the balls, what does the bladder still represent?
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My son is 12 years old and has an aunt and uncle on my side of the family he'll never meet because they're Republicans and garbage human beings.
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Sympathies to all I Phone people who definitely aren't cult like in their adoration of Apple today.
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An average man before the smoking ban.
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Swin quickly rises in the ranks and renames the organization Italian Criminal Enterprises. Fulfilling a lifelong dream.
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There are still journalists at national papers who say headlines don't matter, and @defector.com saying, Fuck That.
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Would you try this Brooklyn ice cream made to taste like the candle Gwyneth Paltrow made to smell like her vagina?
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So this guy's whole arc is basically he was more on the lefts side when he saw Bill Clinton doing shady sex shit and having that tolerated and then switched to Maga when Republicans endorsed rape.
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Balls haven't taken a beating that hard since Mr. Belvedere sat on his.
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They don't know quite what to do when Dems immediately respond to their shenanigans with direct threats of responding in kind.
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My street has tons of walkers who come down it every day. About 3 weeks ago, the house across the street, which had a hoarder in it for 65 years, started being flipped after he died. So tons of dumpsters coming and going. It's funny because not 1 woman has stopped at the dumpsters but every dude has
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The one that jumped out to me is concierge. That job is the ability to acquire shit that's not easy to acquire for special guests. No way you can replace that with AI. On top of pretty much the whole list.