SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social)
One will fall to bottle One will fall to the spike One will fall to the devil One will fall out of spite
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Cosmic Marvel (@dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social) reposted
Graham Greene has sadly passed away at the age of 73. He played Skully in ‘Echo’
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
Something we not seeing on the main stream media that is probably hitting them hard in Maine..Canadians avoiding the state like it has the plague..tourism and business sharply down and not likely to return until maga and tRump is either restrained out of office
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
Swedish chef..got no pic somebody help me out
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social)
I wouldnt get too worked up over Rudy getting a medal of freedom..once Rush got one it kinda turned it into something you can get out of an old box of cereal
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
What is Naomi wearing?
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
CVS sux anyway...
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
Sweet, just turned it on
DiscussingFilm (@discussingfilm.net) reposted
The treadmill screening of ‘THE LONG WALK’ took place, where every person had to walk on a treadmill faster than 3MPH for the whole movie. If they stopped, they were escorted out of the theater.
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
Park around the corner wear mask take off or obscure tag drive over with different color cans of paint drop out windows go to nearby car wash fix tag drive away
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
Well the ships approaching Venezuela seem like a give away..4000 marines
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
Knowing you are drunk and not caring are two different things..drunks don't care after a certain point
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe cuz the average IQ of blue sky users is about 25 points higher than on X..I dunno just a thought
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social)
So never then since its going to go on forever with out help now..yall gonna wait till putin attacks another country before you get involved?..baffling
Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted
Dave Matthews band - Trump and everybody in his White House can kiss my ass!
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social)
Terrible to think shooting at everything is your response to something like this and how many kids getting shot does it take to get kids to realize its a stupid game
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
Worse than that..he doesn't care
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
He’s providing them with valuable mulching experience though.
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
Umm who is migrating to Russia these days? Besides pone really stupid magats
✨💖Jessicat💖✨ (@alittlemorewicked.bsky.social) reposted
Imagine having a life legacy so wretched that when you clear your appearance schedule to take a three day weekend millions of people excitedly anticipate news of your death.
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep big macho tough guy sherrif beat up and killed his wife and probably abused people in his custody and who knows how many he may have killed..back in those days in that area it was easy
Alex Steed (@alexsteed.bsky.social) reposted
Of course the guy who turned his wife's murder into copaganda killed his wife.
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social)
Labkford is not a dr. Ask a fucking dr. There are 4 in the party of pedophiles that can be asked..
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
I cant imagine how high the price of cocaine is gonna be after all this really gets going..course Don Jr muskrat and that crowd dont care cuz they can afford it no matter what..
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social)
Now it the EUs fault..maybe the EU will realize that they are dealing with an idiot insane person
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
Escape from New York and Big Trouble in Little China
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow
Fubar (@fubar-427.bsky.social) reposted
youtu.be/skl8PwTFVFQ?...
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
Well given that no reputable contractor will work for you, even in the white house, im not surprised...nice you got more concerned for this bullshit than Ukraine..Hurry up and die scum king
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
So good
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
That cat is like...whhhaaaaat are u talking about..
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
Undersold himself imo..he could get twice that by the time he's off the air
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social)
Who woulda thunk an actual spy would clash with a duplicitous attention whore willing to sell out her country for favor with tRump
KWilde (@flowerchildob1.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
If we all only had the courage to buy some tariffed Chinese-made flags and burn them in our yards and make videos of it to upload by the millions. Wearing masks like ICE, of course, so we don't "get doxxed"...
Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted
Oh so he's not being charged with flag burning and won't be going away for a year? How embarrassing for Donald!
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social)
This is what tRump and maga have done to us..good people with empathy, wishing a father grandfather husband and brother would die..and im totally ok with that because he is such a scumbag and drag on the progress of tge human race..die mfkr die!!!
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
Capitan roundabout is cold
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
If they dont shut down the govt there will be a mass up rising against democrat leadership..shutting down the evil regime that is doing nothing but harming most Americans will be a political winner and free up govt employees to help protest
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
Drive by and dump paint on it
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SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social)
One of these days some dumb b**** is going to do that and going to get the s*** beat out of her
Aaron Reichlin-Melnick (@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social) reposted
Okay, my 101-year-old grandfather is really enjoying the responses he’s gotten here, so I’ve finally convinced him to let me share something he’s been working on for years; a series of sculptures he calls “Trumpinnochios.” Here’s one of his best. I’ll share a few more in this thread.
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
Randy not name randy job!!
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly!! It's time to get busy and prove we can play the game without rules like they do.
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah but they keep you from burning your fingers so there's that
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social)
Blue states should get on the ball before its to late..Colorado Oregon Illinois Massachusetts Washington New Mexico..New York has a law in the way and would have a harder time but should try anyway
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
You mean like texting top secret classified information to a reporter during a military operation or outing an undercover CIA agent ..that kind of national security threat?
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
probably wants to plead guilty and buy a pardon
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
Always..and if im gone for more than a couple of hours my cat lectures me about now bad an owner i am for several minutes when I return
Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted
What if we established a tax-exempt Church of Democracy and sued the government for infringing on our religious freedoms when it does authoritarian stuff?
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social)
Oh my
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social)
They know what the future holds and not even going to try..cant wait to see what nut job maga tries to run for this seat cuz no sane conservative will
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
Pray to who?..specifics matter..hail satan
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social)
Bwahahaha that should be our goal in life to protect ourselves from a sky net situation..constantly fucking with any AI that is completely unnecessary
josh houtz (@takeittothehoutz.bsky.social) reposted
I just saw someone refer to rfk jr as microwaved mel gibson & i can’t unsee it.
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social)
Step in the right direction..Hurry up and start using them
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
She wont be the last one to bail..plus im pretty sure some of the military and intelligence people that keep getting screwed have secrets about her that may come to light
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently its a group of cyber terrorist that will do it for a small fee
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
I wear flip flops my cat likes to plop down facing away..butthole on my big toe
ETX Gov🏴☠️ (@etxgov.bsky.social) reposted
As president, I promise on Day 1 to have an air tanker drop a full load of piss on Ashli Babbit's grave.
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
Don’t look away
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
Who knows..hard to believe the parents had no idea serious mental problems and obsession with guns and mass murderers just seems hard to swallow ..willful ignorance or religious zealots "praying for help"
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social)
So Kash Patel calla this an act of domestic terrorism but the shooting of 4 democrats that were on a list of 70+ other democrats was not..you are evil and you will hang for your crimes
Pat (@pat112.bsky.social) reposted
Ashli Babbitt who stormed the Capitol on Jan 6 and was killed is offered full military funeral honors Any honourable person would quit the corrupt US military and burn their uniform, as would honourable Vets . #Uspoli #Cdnpoli
Black Aziz Anansi (@blackazizanansi.blacksky.app) reposted
Share this tweet if you are down for a national walkout.
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social)
Oh no not outrage..thats exactly what putin wants..nothing but more words
Aaron Parnas (@aaronparnas.bsky.social) reposted
BREAKING: Mexico has suspended shipments to the United States because of tariffs, Tulsi Gabbard accidentally exposes identity of CIA officer, U.S. Air Force grants military funeral honors to Ashli Babbitt, and more. The news you missed. Subscribe to support. open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
That he said it is not the shocking part..that it didn't matter is.
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social)
Good one,eh?
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social)
The last paragraph in this article says they wish politicians would stay out of the rebranding discussion because it'll lead to more problems well you dumbasses you shouldn't have caved to the f****** pressure because you just opened the door for it to continue
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social)
Portugal speaks up
enrich12 (@enrich12.bsky.social) reposted
Thank you to the good children that laid down their lives for the ability of gun owners to keep their precious weapons. #NRA
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
Who doesn't have mood disorders theses days? Does an unrelenting rage and uncharacteristic desire to spray cat urine in they faces of 37% of the country count?
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
You would think retired CIA agents would be screaming about this..active ones wont for obvious reasons..but you just know they have secrets that could really damage the maga brand..i know I know but one can dream
BluesterB (@bluesterb.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
As a Mississippian whose governor sent troops to DC to pick up trash and is corrupt as hell and complicit in stealing money from the poorest of our citizens..I wouldnt hold your breath..the murder rate in Jackson is mostly poc..they dont care
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
Amen sister
Mark Joseph Stern (@mjsdc.bsky.social) reposted
🚨ICE agents are racially profiling and arresting Hispanic drivers in the DC area today, targeting work vehicles like trucks and vans. A friend who was targeted sent me video today. Here’s a picture that shows one of two agents before he pulled on his mask. Unmarked black Ford truck, plate: NTV9211.
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
He also had kill DJT on a magazine clearly going for maximum impact
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
Obviously putin is convinced the EU are a bunch of pussies and the US is under his thumb thanks to tRump and the complicit GOP..NATO has been sidelined thanks to the group of pedophiles
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social)
Dr's better get together and speak up in outrage and in mass about this lunatic
Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted
Yes, it should. However, that would require an effective mainstream media in America — which we don’t currently have.
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social)
She was a fucking meth head shot legally by a cop defending the safety of the Vice president..I hope her ceremony is protested..Air Force veterans everywhere should speak out in protest
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social)
Meanwhile with the every city in LA riddled with crime he sent his National gaurd troops to DC to pick up trash and dodge sandwiches..possibly the worst governor in the country
SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance (@stanzman.bsky.social) reply parent
Universities? How bout the heritage foundation or some other evil institution..oh yeah they probably the ones doing it..oh well