Desperate times call for desperate actors.
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Desperate times call for desperate actors.
L. Ron did okay... low probability of success, but pretty lucrative if successful.
Why now?
So if my business model is "stealing food from supermarkets," when I get caught, I should just claim that "incarceration will destroy my business" and they'll let me continue? I don't think so. Theft is theft.
Somebody let the crackers out of the barrel, and now I wish they were monkeys instead.
Crackers with barrels?
Communism is classless, which I'm fairly certain we're never going to go to (oligarchy and communism cannot coexist). But it's definitely socialism, straight out of ol' Karl's playbook. Donald Trump -- Marxist. But it's okay with his base 'cause he hates the same people they do?
vs. anti-vax, roadkill-hoarding shithead with a dead worm in his brain.
"not talking" should also be on the table.
And brown people commit way fewer crimes per capita than orange people.
Might need to be a recurring treatment.
Happy Independence Day, Ukraine! May you soon be free of the Putin-pox!
Under the sand trap at Trump's Bedminster golf course.
LOOK I SAID I'M SORRY! I didn't recognize you. Maybe we can do better in the next life.
Alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol.
Kmart isn't opening stores in any of the former-Confederate states. (Or anywhere else... see how easy that was?)
But we're pretty sure who he's doing (although still not why), and that explains the MTG post.
United States Constitution, Article I, Section 9, Clause 2: The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion the public Safety may require it. Pretty sure she's neither Rebellion nor Invasion nor a threat to public Safety.
Missing from this photo: Wayland Flowers
To be fair, that's just one item on a very long list of things Trump has no clue about.
Something wrong with her hearing... it ain't _thank_ you that they're saying...
I'll take "Shit That Never Happened" for $400, please, Alex...
Don't kid yourself. He was always Putin's bitch. The clown part is his side hustle.
Looks like we're gonna need a bigger Jolly Rancher.
So is your bike. And so is the beach.
Diddlin' Don's in Alaska today; should be safe to come out.
discovered the Immortal Noodles
"I don't tan, I stoke."
Ah, Rex, the only thing that distracts from your handsomeness is your stunning intellect.
No wonder Melania won't hold his hand.
Just imagine how much it'd suck if she were sober.
I guess that depends on whether they take the "RINO" label as dismissive closure, or just the beginning of a lasting, festering resentment (and as it is MAGA we're talking about here, I'll bet it isn't the first one).
They can still be both... hand tools or power tools?
A golden ballroom is more important than... Nope. I got nothin'.
Texas -- The One-Star State
Think he'll chicken out? Again?
Different when it's other people's money...
What, he stayed on the plane? I find Bill Clinton's "...but I didn't inhale" to be far more credible.
Chuck Todd is a demented fool who is hurting journalism.
OMG, it's finally happened! Traditional Wisconsin billboards advertise any _three_ of: cheese, adult toys, fireworks, and souvenirs. The line between them is blurring, or possibly erased.
What, Ewoks again?
Gobby Don, the Great Orange Whale
Where Everybody Knows Your Name ("Cheers" theme) Hawaii 5-0 The Wild Wild West
Happy Birthday to @jonb-2149.bsky.social for those who celebrate. 76, I believe, if you're keeping score.
I go with, "I'm experiencing a problem, and hoping you can help me with it." Or words to that effect. The usual response is on the order of, "Certainly! Let's see what we can do!"
Other times, you pour them into a bowl and eat them with a spoon.
Garnished with glass and bleach.
Benny Bell will live forever.
Briefly wondered if maybe this is 3D chess... that it's Bill Clinton implicated and not TCF... doesn't fly, though; Democrats would gleefully watch a bus go back and forth repeatedly over Clinton if he were the pedophile.
重層のくも #art #photo #photography #sky #sunset #clouds #EastCoastKin ©️skinskin
If TCF is enjoying some sort of supernatural protection, it ain't from God, that's for sure.
GROJ: Get Rid Of Junk sale. Not the misspelling it seems to be. I thought everyone knew this.
I like it when humans aren't destroying stuff.
Same.
If we're going for "supernatural intervention", my money's on a force other than "God"... maybe Satan's backing Trump? That would explain so much...
Snort laugh. We need humor
"The Late Show with Stephen Colbert will air a new episode on Thursday, July 10, 2025, with guests Clarissa Ward and Michael C. Hall. The episode is an original airing, not a repeat. It was originally broadcast on June 25, 2025" Okay, I feel a little less threatened by AI.
Trump: Just wait until you see what I do to agriculture!
According to your detractors, you've had WMV so many times, it's either chronic or you should be immune by now.
Bluesky is somewhat asshole-resistant, so adoption may be slower (but vastly better).
Because the term"coprophagous annelid" would just go in one ear and out the other (and so would a coprophagous annelid, come to think of it).
Just wrote a perl function named "atomic" and the syntax amuses me.
To parody a former network slogan, "CBS Caves."
Wait, didn't his current wife get in on some false pretenses? I suppose tossing her out that way avoids the pre-nup...
Intentional Constitutional Evisceration
Oh c'mon, now; his obsession with his press coverage is not the reason he can't function. Doesn't help, but I'd guess it has more to do with a high BAC, or maybe a little bit of withdrawal.
I have a tendency, from time to time, to say stupid things. Not particularly of a racial/sexual nature, but stupid nonetheless. I wish not to be found out, so sometimes I choose to remain silent.
Wouldn't you just love it if to counter any airborne threats, anti-aircraft missile systems are installed near the facilities he frequents, and one day, due to transponder failure, he gets shot down by an actual Patriot (missile)?
Welcome to DHS -- the Department of Homeschooled Security.
There is a Russian *tool* in the White House. The mole is just there to report back on said tool.
There WAS a deal; Trump tore it up. And then acted surprised that Iran didn't want to waste time on another document Trump could just trash at will? Vile.
Maybe not an earnest answer: because they're too fugly to go out in public otherwise.
Your concern is greatly appreciated (and extremely warranted). My country is not well. Always good to have a friend looking out for us.
We get it (lots of us, anyway). Sorry that it has to be this way. Stay safe, 🇨🇦!
So he's going to apply a model trained on... well, basically crap, to "fix" the crap so it is somehow crap no longer, and then retrain the model on the new, re-crappified crap. Sounds like a tremendous waste of energy.
Varmint.
With a little luck and a bit more cholesterol, maybe his next parade will be lead by a hearse?
This was early; it got denser quickly. #NoKings #Naperville
I guess I never realized that the Village People is now a girl band.
Too much, d'you think?
There can't be that much left to gather there, can there? Just wondering, really, what's left in that despotic abyss...
Some grade-A level trolling, there, Peter.
Yup.
Good Night 🌊 #Photography #PNW #sunsets #Ocean
With much respect -- and McMahon IS a tuber -- someone should look up the word "allude"; it is not a replacement for "elude".
Taco dude's a bit transgenic himself; pretty sure there's poultry DNA in there somewhere.
Either that, or he's just a putz who peaked some time ago.
A certain convicted felon claimed that if Hillary Clinton won the election,there'd be a taco truck on every corner. This TACO thing feels like an acid-induced closure to the prophecy.
But which got laid first?
Honestly, wouldn't you be surprised if it didn't?
[movie trailer voiceover voice]: "Donald Trump and J.D.Vance ARE.... too weak."
Now where's my damn Slinky?
