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Maybe the stroke theory is correct and it cooked his brain in a slightly different way than usual and the posts are real
I wanna fuck you like a stingray! (Ohh-waa ohh-waa) I wanna fuck you like a mantaray! (EEE EEE) I wanna fuck you like a jellyfish! (euggghhhhgggg)
I once spent an evening entertaining/annoying friends with this one and begged @daltondeschain.com to record it on the old site but I don't think he ever did it
I love how the most haunting image of the grim reaper is from a Monty Python movie
Looks like Eric's never gonna get that hug huh
"Gemini huh? So your parents were Democrats"
JD Vance's nipples haven't been this hard since he got the phonecall from Ron Howard
refreshing the tl
PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS FALLEN DOWN THE STAIRS AT THE MET GALA
BBC news reporting that president trump is being moved to Balmoral Castle
A second president trump has died
Please please please please please please please please
Got the all-time great queued up and ready to go youtu.be/DsoCe7C4Kmk?...
I mean if other metro area municipalities wanna upzone a huge area for mixed use live/work space around skytrain in order to attract commerce, foster a vibrant community, and increase their tax base, then they are absolutely free to do so.
Ann Selzer was right she just got the year wrong
I gotta point out that honey is literally sugar but I guess we can't expect the MAHA gang to know that
One thing I know about Holmes is that he loves being roasted, absolutely his favorite thing. So yeah probably in on it
It just plays reruns of Mr. Bean
Pete Holmes? When does he talk about Pete Holmes?
a WOMAN, a plan, a canal. Panamowa #FeministPalindromes
Even Europe's most car-centric American-style urban areas have the common courtesy to have arterials with roundabouts, raised crosswalks, and separated bike lanes.
Every girl's crazy 'bout B♭-dressed man
Never send to know for whom the bobo honks; it honks for thee
New game show and only other thing to reference honkin on bobo in about 20 years youtu.be/5VI7qgpQmws?...
Did you also just watch So You Want to Win a Penis Pump?
Carney's platform was the first I've seen in a long time at the federal level that had a clear vision and he rescued the party and won the election in a colossal reversal of fortunes
Yes, exactly. High waist was once casual wear for common folk, laborers, poor kids. Now it is seen as chic by the fashion-conscious and ignored by everyone else. The next cycle would be for it to catch on with the unwashed masses while being rejected by the fashionistas as passé.
Personally, I can't think of a better Canadian small town in which to stage the beginning of WWIII. It's got Sasquatch AND Rambo, we're sure to win!
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What I've gleaned from this thread is derek guy likes high rise pants What I've gleaned from my whole life as a non-fashion guy is "high rise pants make you look like a grandpa" This generational reactionaryism is not discussed as a factor but I think it's a major one
Starts slow and gets worse imo. First season feels like Coen bros fanfic with none of the magic. I use it as an example of bad writing!
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And then to ask for things that don't get lost? You could just buy an AirTag lmao Neil Young you weird loser
And instead of Gotham he lives in Logan Square
And yet most of the people who throw that rhetoric around live in 100,000+ population suburbs/exurbs.
Imo the most important stuff got codified. If Obergefell is overturned, you might have to go to a different state to get married. But the law says SSM must be recognized and respected everywhere, including the legal benefits that come with other marriages.
Congress did codify gay marriage. They did so not long after Roe v Wade was overturned, anticipating Obergefell would be next.
I agree, but Moffatt's central claim is that people on the left haven't considered market concentration when they call to ban REITs etc. But the one paper he has cited specifically does so!
Reading through this report, it's pretty clear August is squarely in the "almost everything should be social housing or owner-occupied" camp. Also, they explicitly call for strong anti-trust rules against rental owners. That contradicts your original characterization. Do you have any other example?
Using "future election credibility" as part of the calculus kind of falls apart when the other guy was credibly pledging to do away with future elections altogether.
If this isn't a strawman, name names! Where is this political faction advocating to ban mom-and-pops, REITs, foreign owners, while also being lassez-faire when it comes to corporate power?
...in a non-dysfunctional housing market it's generally better fiscally speaking for people to rent instead of buy. If you take what you save on not paying mortgage/insurance/upkeep and invest it into an index fund, you generally come out ahead. The stock market outperforms real estate!
You keep accusing the rental market of leading to oligarchy and concentration of wealth but rentals are, right now, in reality, owned by a diverse and competitive array of owners, and absent the supply shortage this competition would be pushing rents downwards. As for middle class wealth-building,
(I also hear those calls from lay people who are simply misinformed about the causes of the housing crisis and not for any particular ideological reason, especially the calls for a foreign investor ban)
Not from the "more people should rent" camp. I think you're conflating two groups on the left: 1) hard left: everything should be social housing or owner-occupied; renting is exploitative 2) market left: renting is a good choice for many and should be abundant I hear those calls from 1 but not 2
I don't know anyone of the pro-renter persuasion who doesn't want a large, diverse, competitive field of owners, whether that be REITs, mom-and-pops, co-ops, or (many) corporations.
This is where your post turns into a total strawman which conflates a bunch of different people with different positions. I really don't think there's anyone anti-REIT and anti-mom-and-pop but somehow pro-corporate oligopoly!
Block the BC government account? Does this person think the government only uses social media for clout?
you got it boss
"Home" is literally a foundational pillar of stomp clap hey. Just because they're smelly hippies doesn't mean it's not the same genre. Also I'm issuing you a yellow card for saying they have anything to do with folk punk.
We need them to know Woke Roko's Basilisk will get them if they don't resist Trump now. Woko's Basilisk
get the mayor a polaroid and a pen
We need them to know Woke Roko's Basilisk will get them if they don't resist Trump now. Woko's Basilisk
?? Every single public hearing is the same six NIMBY grievances over and over. Is Mayor Richard Stewart the guy from Memento?
yes traditionally Kennedys are assigned Senator at birth (ASAB) but later transition to 'guy who dies young'
That was his dad. Jr. has never been elected anything.
You might even say that half of Trump's supporters could be categorized as a basket of deplorables!
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This is one of the best ones and also I know someone irl who has it for real
BAKE SALE GENE WEEN BRAN MUFF BARB LEFT ROLY POLY GOSH DARN HANK HILL DIET COKE CHOC MILK MALT BALL NICE LAWN SEPT BABY
Biden all but eliminated drone warfare during his term. I wonder why we never heard about that, or of Trump's massive escalation of drone strikes against civilians 🤔🤔🤔🤔
Throw speed limiters in there while we're at it
When I took the train to Seattle last year I arrived like 20 min. early, filled out the little card, and boarded quickly. Then we stopped for only a few mins for the CBP. It was a million times better than the bus, which we had to leave and go through an entire airport-style security system (1hr+)
A lot of car people do, but unfortunately they *like* that their huge truck is dangerous to others. For many that's the whole point!
Probably like a billion dollars up front, another half billion per year for operations/services. Which is a lot but likely less than the cost of policing, hospitalizing, loss of business/tourism, etc. that we currently expend on the same people.
This dude's just full of jokes about pigs and pens
Georgia LEGO'keeffe
love you Maria
Usually it's the Democrats who die and Republicans who go to jail so this is a refreshing change of pace
There's a canadian polka artist who did a scottish folk song in collaboration with a traditional Sudanese musician. That particular track appears to be erased from the internet, but there are some other live clips of the two around youtu.be/Qgw2HHfXJpc?...
This crack is really moreish
This may be a little forthright for me to say, but I think President Donald Trump is a child raping pedophile.
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The law also says you can't talk during the last two weeks of the semester, nor can you use a device to amplify sound during school hours. So they've banned music too
By the text of the law, they would be. It is both plainly unconstitutional and so poorly written that it is accidentally even more insane than they intended
This one shocked me. The SkyTrain is a much better service and way more people use it!
What's annoying is Conan O'Brien did the exact same bit - traveling to Paris just to get one baguette - in 1996, and it has less than 1M views youtu.be/EQQlwhg9UOA?...
They successfully marketed a manhattan RE developer, hollywood fixture, and guy who made his name synonymous with elite wealth as the man who'd stand up for the little guy and fight the costal elites. It didn't matter how many gold-plated sky palaces he had cuz the news didn't cover it as a negative
Paul Malmström has been carrying us all since 2012's Queen of the Wave
"Let them NOT eat cake" -Marie Can'toinette
Maybe I'm just a moron but does everyone else really know the difference between these 4 different types of salmon? Couldn't the bracket just have one "salmon" and make room for like, I dunno, sturgeon?
I like how they're setting it up to disappoint you with Ringo. But no, it is Paul who's going on tour. Reverse clickbait, very rare to see!
I pray this is the first and last time these two references collide
Lots of things have been accidentally contaminated with mercury. I didn't see "your high school's shop class several times" on there!
This game is so much better Game #512 Shortest path: 7 (Avg. 7) Total words: 7 (Avg. 7) 🟦🟦🟪🟪🟪🟪🟥 | 🔥 1
Failed this one entirely, because apparently mark->point->exclamation wasn't good enough
How is toothpaste related to mercury? lol I've played a few rounds of this and I still don't get it
I'm not a violent person but if I saw an ICE agent drying out on the sidewalk after a rain storm, I would not gently pick them up and place them in the grass. Folks, I wouldn't pick them up at all
To be fair, these emails show he was against the dictator stuff, but enchanted by the idea that black people are genetically stupid and that we should beat children more
Iirc it was because he just didn't want the NYT to turn him into a national figure, which I sympathize with, but imo that's just a risk that comes with writing a highly influential blog followed by some of the most powerful people on earth
I sometimes tried to push back against either Scott or his readers in that comment section. But it was always a rough time. That place really is a magnet for the world's most highly educated fuckin psychos.
To be fair, one GOP killed their attempt at repealing Obamacare. In fact they basically didn't pass anything at all in Trump's first term. The difference now under Trump 2.0 is the credible threat of "I will literally murder you if you don't vote for this"
Another genius unappreciated for being ahead of his time
Needless to say if the democrats had masked goons kidnap law-abiding Christians fleeing religious persecution and send them away to be tortured and killed they'd scream until they vomit blood and pus comes out their eyes Alas
what do you mean 'normal tools'?
iirc Norm himself in his later years said jokes like this were wrong and he doesn't do them any more
Calgary hasn't had a Muslim mayor since 2021 lol
🚨TAFFY ALERT🚨
This is from an Abundance thread where I finally convinced this self-described "empath" that I am not literally Ronald Reagan and in fact we substantively agree on many things. I don't think they realize this extreme hostility is never going to yield political success.
