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I wouldnāt visit Florida if they raised Leonardo Da Vinci from the dead and had him paint the entire state as The Last Supper.
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I wouldnāt visit Florida if they raised Leonardo Da Vinci from the dead and had him paint the entire state as The Last Supper.
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10/18/25 www.nokings.org
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Like Zoolander!
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New York does not miss. The bleach did it for me. š
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
FFS
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. 64 years ago. š
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Me, too.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Who wants to tell him?
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, well, we just have a huskyā¦
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
And as I recall, it didnāt end well.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Ya know, I have two of those now. They no longer cost 77Ā¢. And Iām not cool. Iām just a nerd.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
He IS the mental health crisis in America.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Chalk art? Geez, heās gonna have to arrest half the 6-year-olds on Long Island!
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. Good luck with the stripped down Y. š
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
When she said that, my jaw dropped, and I wanted an explanation. But she never mentioned it again. She may have been right, but she dropped the ball.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Peanut butter is good too. That was my kidsā option when they didnāt like what I was cooking. Even a 5 year old can smear PB on bread.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
I was hoping the same thingā¦but nothing surprises me anymore.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe RFKJr can come up with a special treatment for his āvenous insufficiency.ā
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Use a globe.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Iām sure Vance will pray for them.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Bet heās gonna do a heckuva job.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Thatās nice, but how are his mitochondria?
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
So true.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Your Congress at work.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Will an outdated med school text work? Because weāve known about mitochondria since before I went to med school.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
No. Come back tomorrow.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah, no Civil War. This time, we let them secede.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Where is this? Looks like Hempstead Lake State Park.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Good idea. Blame the victim.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
And donāt forget the part where you realize you donāt have that ingredient after all, and you have to stop everything and run to the supermarket. Take that, Tom Colicchio!
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
I can no longer tell.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Please tell me this is fake.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Iām worried theyāre gonna Dave him.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Oooh! I LOVE dog agility training!
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Well I am shocked. Shocked.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
I agree with you. I think itās just a matter of time. When people realize that their hard work doesnāt earn them enough to feed their families, and when people start to think, āWhy should I pay my taxes and obey the law when THEY donāt?ā
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
āThe revolution will be live.ā
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Itās not unfortunate. The last line of that song is āThe revolution will be live.ā I certainly hope so.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Thereās a difference between imitation and parody. Since youāre not a fan of Newsome and his methods, what would you suggest as an approach? And who would you like to see at the forefront?
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Seriously. Just get a globe.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Interesting you picked a Canadian!
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Itās OK. Plague is treatable these days. I mean, at least it was when we had a CDC.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
I probably would have stopped at ācondensesā.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
No, itās because Trump is a child r@pist, convicted felon, racist, misogynist, fascist, narcissistic sociopathic, lying dictator who associates with the lowest of the low, and Newsome isnāt. The medium hardly matters at this point.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuhgeddaboudit! Psychopaths cannot be cured.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Attempting?
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
May he not make it to 90.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Boo hoo
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Dogs are funny like that. My dog has a frenemy two doors down that sits out on the front porch all winter. A huskie, so she has been indoors all summer. But my dog still has to look for trouble every time we pass that house.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Just saw it today. It was great. Chris Lloyd was great. I mean, it was basically the same movie as the first oneā¦
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Check back later.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
2 whores.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Wonder what else he ogles. Any guesses?
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
No. Iām just happy when someone answers the phone.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Donāt forget the donāt go to the light!
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely. Newsday just reported a 43% increase in shootings in Suffolk County from 2024 to 2025: it increased from 17 to 23 shootings in a county of 1.5 million.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
This is kind of beside the point, but Iāve see more original menus at Long Island Bar Mitzvahs.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Shhhā¦donāt tell anybody! Now youāre just gonna get trolled. I donāt talk to anybody about what I eatā¦and donāt eatā¦
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
My so called representatives were not. One of them is Chuck Schumer. But he did make a VERY STRONG STATEMENT. Next, heāll write a STRONGLY WORDED LETTER.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely! I called my so called representatives yesterday and told them exactly that.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Look, in all fairness, Schumer did make a *very strong statement.* He actually dropped an F bomb. Keep it up and heāll write a very strong letter.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
He a real sociopath.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
I was there last week. It was nice, clean, friendly, safe. And now Iām annoyed. My family lives there. I just called all of my so called Representatives to tell them to get the Orange Führer to call off his Imperial Guard.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Itās for his pedo parties.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Waitā¦thatās NOT how Iām supposed to dress!?! š³
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, that got me, too. If Charlie doesnāt like diversity, then Charlie doesnāt belong in NYC.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
So Schumer thinks that if Congress doesnāt approve it, he wonāt do it anyway? Thatās so cute.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Noš”Check back tomorrow.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
An actual FAA would help, too.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Thatās great. Then we get to buy American rare earth minerals from Russia.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
She needs to use a NON-chlorine bleach.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Assault with a deadly pastrami.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
In all fairness, it *is* a book for dummies.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Letās see if Zeldin still standsā¦
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Doesnāt look like she has much of a background in African Americanism, either.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV. There, now I aced it, too. Letās see his fat ass pass the Presidential Fitness Test.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
I was there last week. Itās clean and safe. The day I left, he called in the troops. The only bloodthirsty criminals are in the White House.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Thatās also why heās hiding Obamaās portrait. That REALLY makes him look bad!
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
I just got back from DC. Itās clean and safe. But I understand why Rick Scott would feel unwanted.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
I could have done that, but instead, I wrote angry letters to the editor, and called my so-called representatives. Iām totally not chill. š”
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
I fail to understand why anyone would be concerned about what someone else eats!
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
I just came back from DC. It is clean, beautiful, and safe. And the only bloodthirsty criminals are him and the Republicans.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Obama will never runāsheās too smart.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Youāre a very lucky Mom, because those texts are never going to end. Trust me, theyāre even more hilarious when theyāre adults!
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, Iāve experienced that. Many times.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Thatās what CBD oil is for.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Seems to me that if you rely on ChatGPT for health advice, then you already have a psychiatric illness.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
He wants to make sure his Shitler Youth are fit.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
I understand Dean Kane is joining, which means they must have dropped the fitness requirement, too.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
And if he grew up poor, heād have been beaten to death for being an a$$hole.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, heās no āamateur.ā
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Shut up, Ryan!
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Not exactly true. The NYT has had many articles about Trump, Epstein, Maxwell, involvement of the Justice Dept, a cover up, possible pardon, etc, in the past few weeks. Nearly every day. I canāt speak about WAPO. I cancelled that subscription when Bezos killed the Harris endorsement.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
HA! He should pay them $15K to come here!
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Letās feed the Epstein predators to the predators.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
ā.. āIāve never seen this rapid of a decline in such a short period of time,ā he said.ā Sure you have. The United States of America.
Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, in all fairness, she refrained from vomiting on your bed.