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Daryl Altman

@stillagoddess.bsky.social

šŸ’™šŸ’™Never give up, never surrenderšŸ’™šŸ’™

created November 16, 2024

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Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

I wouldn’t visit Florida if they raised Leonardo Da Vinci from the dead and had him paint the entire state as The Last Supper.

3/9/2025, 12:26:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

10/18/25 www.nokings.org

3/9/2025, 2:24:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Like Zoolander!

3/9/2025, 1:50:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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New York does not miss. The bleach did it for me. 😭

2/9/2025, 11:57:30 AM | 29767 7469 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

FFS

3/9/2025, 12:07:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah. 64 years ago. šŸ™„

2/9/2025, 2:19:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Me, too.

1/9/2025, 9:31:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Who wants to tell him?

1/9/2025, 6:48:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, well, we just have a husky…

1/9/2025, 4:11:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

And as I recall, it didn’t end well.

31/8/2025, 7:49:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Ya know, I have two of those now. They no longer cost 77Ā¢. And I’m not cool. I’m just a nerd.

31/8/2025, 7:46:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

He IS the mental health crisis in America.

31/8/2025, 7:40:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Chalk art? Geez, he’s gonna have to arrest half the 6-year-olds on Long Island!

31/8/2025, 12:17:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah. Good luck with the stripped down Y. šŸ™„

31/8/2025, 12:15:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

When she said that, my jaw dropped, and I wanted an explanation. But she never mentioned it again. She may have been right, but she dropped the ball.

31/8/2025, 12:13:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Peanut butter is good too. That was my kids’ option when they didn’t like what I was cooking. Even a 5 year old can smear PB on bread.

31/8/2025, 3:15:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

I was hoping the same thing…but nothing surprises me anymore.

31/8/2025, 3:11:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe RFKJr can come up with a special treatment for his ā€œvenous insufficiency.ā€

30/8/2025, 8:34:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Use a globe.

30/8/2025, 8:30:27 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m sure Vance will pray for them.

30/8/2025, 3:55:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Bet he’s gonna do a heckuva job.

30/8/2025, 3:39:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s nice, but how are his mitochondria?

30/8/2025, 3:36:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

So true.

29/8/2025, 8:00:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Your Congress at work.

29/8/2025, 7:56:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Will an outdated med school text work? Because we’ve known about mitochondria since before I went to med school.

28/8/2025, 10:46:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

No. Come back tomorrow.

27/8/2025, 4:54:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah, no Civil War. This time, we let them secede.

27/8/2025, 4:40:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Where is this? Looks like Hempstead Lake State Park.

25/8/2025, 9:49:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Good idea. Blame the victim.

25/8/2025, 9:32:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

And don’t forget the part where you realize you don’t have that ingredient after all, and you have to stop everything and run to the supermarket. Take that, Tom Colicchio!

25/8/2025, 2:05:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

I can no longer tell.

25/8/2025, 1:33:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Please tell me this is fake.

25/8/2025, 1:13:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m worried they’re gonna Dave him.

23/8/2025, 11:06:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Oooh! I LOVE dog agility training!

23/8/2025, 8:18:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Well I am shocked. Shocked.

23/8/2025, 8:16:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

I agree with you. I think it’s just a matter of time. When people realize that their hard work doesn’t earn them enough to feed their families, and when people start to think, ā€œWhy should I pay my taxes and obey the law when THEY don’t?ā€

23/8/2025, 1:14:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

ā€œThe revolution will be live.ā€

23/8/2025, 1:09:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s not unfortunate. The last line of that song is ā€œThe revolution will be live.ā€ I certainly hope so.

23/8/2025, 1:07:10 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s a difference between imitation and parody. Since you’re not a fan of Newsome and his methods, what would you suggest as an approach? And who would you like to see at the forefront?

22/8/2025, 12:14:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Seriously. Just get a globe.

22/8/2025, 12:08:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Interesting you picked a Canadian!

21/8/2025, 2:10:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s OK. Plague is treatable these days. I mean, at least it was when we had a CDC.

21/8/2025, 2:08:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

I probably would have stopped at ā€œcondensesā€.

21/8/2025, 2:05:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

No, it’s because Trump is a child r@pist, convicted felon, racist, misogynist, fascist, narcissistic sociopathic, lying dictator who associates with the lowest of the low, and Newsome isn’t. The medium hardly matters at this point.

21/8/2025, 2:03:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuhgeddaboudit! Psychopaths cannot be cured.

21/8/2025, 1:53:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Attempting?

21/8/2025, 1:17:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

May he not make it to 90.

21/8/2025, 12:36:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Boo hoo

19/8/2025, 4:15:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Dogs are funny like that. My dog has a frenemy two doors down that sits out on the front porch all winter. A huskie, so she has been indoors all summer. But my dog still has to look for trouble every time we pass that house.

18/8/2025, 2:29:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Just saw it today. It was great. Chris Lloyd was great. I mean, it was basically the same movie as the first one…

18/8/2025, 2:23:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Check back later.

18/8/2025, 2:12:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

2 whores.

17/8/2025, 8:51:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Wonder what else he ogles. Any guesses?

17/8/2025, 8:02:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

No. I’m just happy when someone answers the phone.

17/8/2025, 6:51:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t forget the don’t go to the light!

17/8/2025, 4:20:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolutely. Newsday just reported a 43% increase in shootings in Suffolk County from 2024 to 2025: it increased from 17 to 23 shootings in a county of 1.5 million.

17/8/2025, 4:12:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

This is kind of beside the point, but I’ve see more original menus at Long Island Bar Mitzvahs.

17/8/2025, 4:06:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Shhh…don’t tell anybody! Now you’re just gonna get trolled. I don’t talk to anybody about what I eat…and don’t eat…

17/8/2025, 3:59:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

My so called representatives were not. One of them is Chuck Schumer. But he did make a VERY STRONG STATEMENT. Next, he’ll write a STRONGLY WORDED LETTER.

17/8/2025, 3:54:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolutely! I called my so called representatives yesterday and told them exactly that.

17/8/2025, 3:49:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Look, in all fairness, Schumer did make a *very strong statement.* He actually dropped an F bomb. Keep it up and he’ll write a very strong letter.

15/8/2025, 8:05:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

He a real sociopath.

15/8/2025, 8:02:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

I was there last week. It was nice, clean, friendly, safe. And now I’m annoyed. My family lives there. I just called all of my so called Representatives to tell them to get the Orange Führer to call off his Imperial Guard.

15/8/2025, 7:59:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s for his pedo parties.

15/8/2025, 3:04:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait…that’s NOT how I’m supposed to dress!?! 😳

15/8/2025, 2:56:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, that got me, too. If Charlie doesn’t like diversity, then Charlie doesn’t belong in NYC.

15/8/2025, 2:40:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

So Schumer thinks that if Congress doesn’t approve it, he won’t do it anyway? That’s so cute.

14/8/2025, 10:27:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

No😔Check back tomorrow.

14/8/2025, 10:19:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

An actual FAA would help, too.

14/8/2025, 2:47:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s great. Then we get to buy American rare earth minerals from Russia.

14/8/2025, 2:18:38 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

She needs to use a NON-chlorine bleach.

14/8/2025, 2:16:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Assault with a deadly pastrami.

14/8/2025, 2:04:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

In all fairness, it *is* a book for dummies.

14/8/2025, 12:54:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Let’s see if Zeldin still stands…

14/8/2025, 12:52:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Doesn’t look like she has much of a background in African Americanism, either.

14/8/2025, 12:10:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV. There, now I aced it, too. Let’s see his fat ass pass the Presidential Fitness Test.

14/8/2025, 12:03:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

I was there last week. It’s clean and safe. The day I left, he called in the troops. The only bloodthirsty criminals are in the White House.

13/8/2025, 11:55:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s also why he’s hiding Obama’s portrait. That REALLY makes him look bad!

12/8/2025, 12:14:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

I just got back from DC. It’s clean and safe. But I understand why Rick Scott would feel unwanted.

11/8/2025, 11:57:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

I could have done that, but instead, I wrote angry letters to the editor, and called my so-called representatives. I’m totally not chill. 😔

11/8/2025, 10:53:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

I fail to understand why anyone would be concerned about what someone else eats!

11/8/2025, 10:47:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

I just came back from DC. It is clean, beautiful, and safe. And the only bloodthirsty criminals are him and the Republicans.

11/8/2025, 10:02:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Obama will never run—she’s too smart.

11/8/2025, 1:33:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

I want your pretzel.

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9/8/2025, 10:54:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re a very lucky Mom, because those texts are never going to end. Trust me, they’re even more hilarious when they’re adults!

9/8/2025, 1:26:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, I’ve experienced that. Many times.

8/8/2025, 11:22:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s what CBD oil is for.

8/8/2025, 7:20:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Seems to me that if you rely on ChatGPT for health advice, then you already have a psychiatric illness.

8/8/2025, 5:29:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

He wants to make sure his Shitler Youth are fit.

8/8/2025, 11:39:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

I understand Dean Kane is joining, which means they must have dropped the fitness requirement, too.

8/8/2025, 1:21:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

And if he grew up poor, he’d have been beaten to death for being an a$$hole.

7/8/2025, 4:36:31 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, he’s no ā€œamateur.ā€

7/8/2025, 4:32:25 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry.

7/8/2025, 4:32:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Shut up, Ryan!

7/8/2025, 2:01:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Not exactly true. The NYT has had many articles about Trump, Epstein, Maxwell, involvement of the Justice Dept, a cover up, possible pardon, etc, in the past few weeks. Nearly every day. I can’t speak about WAPO. I cancelled that subscription when Bezos killed the Harris endorsement.

6/8/2025, 11:14:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chris Christie fell out of his beach chair.

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6/8/2025, 2:36:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

HA! He should pay them $15K to come here!

6/8/2025, 12:59:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Let’s feed the Epstein predators to the predators.

6/8/2025, 12:10:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

ā€œ.. ā€˜I’ve never seen this rapid of a decline in such a short period of time,’ he said.ā€ Sure you have. The United States of America.

4/8/2025, 11:31:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Altman (@stillagoddess.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, in all fairness, she refrained from vomiting on your bed.

4/8/2025, 10:44:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view