Do you have a Dremel? Those fuckers are rock hard.
Kitty Mom. Pockets advocate. Callipygian. Mostly Finnish. Probably high. Loves feeding people. Makes french toast out of leftover apple fritters. Proponent of homemade bacon. The cat's favorite chew toy. Reese's peanut butter cups taste like ass.
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Do you have a Dremel? Those fuckers are rock hard.
"have been" π
We had a drought here in California, but Trump came, opened the valve, and now we have more water than we know what to do with, and there has been no wild fires this year!
Water, schmater. It falls out of the sky, right?
My friend had the same situation in her house, but it was a smoke alarm that needed the battery replaced. π¬
Well, this isn't good. Also, did this guy make an entire suit out of grey sweatpants? www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOdO...
"In America, the impossible is what we all do best." Q - Like medical care for all? A -No, that's entirely possible, we don't do that.
Gorgeous!
Also - I want some of that! Yummy!
Do those plums have dark purple flesh? We had a plum tree when I was growing up, and I've never been able to find plums like those again, they were soooo good.
oooooh! That sounds amazing!
I can imagine!
Cute little white kitty-sox! π
I'm here for you, baby. π
You need popcorn. π
I thought that basket was flipping me off.
I have a bunch of old jars that my grandma collected buttons in. I'm still trying to figure out what to do with the buttons, but the jars I've put to good use. I still have a giant, fluted Vaseline glass cookie jar that I want to use for something special. I just don't know what!
Fuck. Why am I so overly literal sometimes? Is that why I never got racist jokes when I was a kid?
Which museum? Are you in Oakland? If so, you might want to check out Heinold's First and Last Chance Saloon, where he did some of his writing. The bar sank during the big quake of 1906, and they just kept it that way. (Sorry if you already know about this.)
Sounds good! Definitely post pics, I love stuff that's a more "one-off" kind of thing.
Dying on Snark. What a way to go.
That dress was home-sewn. And fabulous.
Educating the populace, providing housing, clothing, food, and medical care - would reduce crime and make all of our neighborhoods safe and better in every way. Sounds like a damn fine return on a small investment.
I don't know what your style is, but Ikea has some cute stuff. www.ikea.com/us/en/p/saxb...
If I ordered 300 salted caramel chocolate truffles for myself, would that be... masturbatory?
Yes, Trump is a weak, mean ignoramus, and Stephen Miller is a cruel, imperious fuckhead, but Mike Johnson scares the shit out of me. He acts all "milquetoast, hesitant marshmallow," just like Bush the Elder, but he's a fucking vicious, bloodthirsty vampire, make no mistake.
Oh, no! π’
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW6q...
It's like I can hear the angels singing. This is beautiful.
Ooooooh! Sounds good.
I am intrigued by the name "Lucky Tiki." Tell me more?
I was an excellent waitress and always had the highest tips. Because I learned at a very young age how to please everyone but myself. Not being a natural born servant can be a really good thing. β€οΈ
I just wish I was around to accept Emperor Norton's fake bank notes. I'd have given him whatever he wanted.
My passion was cooking, but I immediately found out I hate the restaurant business. Not shown is a wonderful girl across the street who is studying to be a 911 dispatcher just like her mom. SUCH a stressful job, but so important. The caring these kids show gives me hope for the future.
Good lord. How did she survive?
If most mass killings were done by women, we wouldn't be allowed to drive, vote, teach children, hold office, prepare food, invest money, preach in churches, manage people....
@presentcorrect.bsky.social, she mentions you. I'll let you guess where... π www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlrX...
We have a guy studying to be a fireman, another studying to be an air traffic controller, one who hasn't decided yet, a champion swimmer who wants to become a veterinarian, one who wants to be writer, a budding baker, and a little guy who has so many talents but is only in 5th grade. β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
Arrrrrr!
YES. I have an herb garden, and that sounds perfect.
And once again, I've hijacked your skeet and turned it into a thread about me and mine. What I really wanted to say was that tart looks amazing and I want to bite it. π
Even the kids are great. They make chalk art in our driveway, and paint rocks to go in my garden, and now they're beginning to drive and will take me to my doctor's appointments. They're so sweet.
Mmm.... goat cheese!
I have the best neighbors. We shut the block down every July 4th for a big party. One year, while my sister was visiting, she made a bunch of fantastic chicken tacos, and I bought a bunch of cheap tiaras, and we had a "tacos and tiaras" party.
This looks like something I should make for me and the neighbor ladies to enjoy with a nice glass of wine. β€οΈ
Dear god, that looks good.
Does Trump even know he's still around?
GORKA SIGHTING!
Well, there's a surprise.
Seems Trump's death is the only thing that could knock the Epstein shit out of the bluesky discourse.
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May I add a few songs to your jukebox? www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Jm7...
That's a terrible way to refer to Usha.
At Union Station, veterans play a speech from General Mark Milley warning soldiers of the threat that President Trump poses.
Holy fuck.
He can read a room, but he can't read a security briefing. Even when they make it a picture book.
I swear there's a market for simple, basic vehicles with analog gauges and a dearth of electronics. Cheaper, easy to repair. I miss my Valiant. I'm not even all that handy, but I was able to replace the speedometer cable myself. Now you have to scrap an entire car because some chip went haywire.
Oh, is rape bad? I have some news about your boss, Kristi.
Did we all just get Rick-rolled?
Wheeeen theee Bird in your room represents all your gloom NevermorΓ© When you're trying to grieve but that corvid won't leave NevermorΓ© It will rap Tippy tippy tap Tippy tippy tap Waking you from naps aaand Your dream-a Then will fly Never tell you why Even if you cry Landing on your sideboard Athena
I want a Hi-Lux.
ohmygodohmygodohmygod
This theory checks out.
Ack. I don't know why, but I hate it. I needed a little antidote, here's one for anyone else who wants it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmD0...
It's weirdly big. Are they trying to cover some device, an implant of some kind?
What happens when everything is reliant on AI and someone sabotages the data centers?
Yeah, I think I'd rather risk my diagnosis on the one who knows how many fingers I have.
My favorite brother was a big fan, and I grew up thinking he was the man on the (US) penny. β€οΈπ₯²
It's-Its will do that to you.
Why don't we make beautiful things any more?
I'm glad you're there with Pop-Pop. β€οΈ
We sang it in school. This was one of my favorites, except for the tarantula part.
For all my kitty friends today. #NanaPhone #Catsofbluesky www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5dp...
He'd be at least as evil, but more stable. You wouldn't see weird tariff prices jumping about, but you'd still see all the money going to the rich.
Why don't we make beautiful things any more?
I have the three-volume set, each book has two columns. It's just fantastic.
Is the "steel cart" a wheelbarrow?
I can
I'm in CA, and I can't get a booster for love or money.
I think they protect him from finding this stuff out. I'll bet he hasn't seen the latest season of South Park, he'd lose his shit.
Bluesky right now ...
What a complete and utter asshole. His wife can go fuck herself, too.
Very cool! I've only seen them while tide pooling. Where did you snorkel?
You can't expect corporations to be responsible for the damage they do, that would cut into their profits.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FRQ...
Have you read Walter M Miller Jr's "A Canticle For Leibowitz?" One of my favorite novels. And a bit apropos for our time, in ways.
i was just making pottery and i felt donald trump's tiny hands on mine. probably nothing
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I'll bet his booty could be described mathematically.
YES
Oh, great.
How much you wanna bet that the price increases stick around, though?
Has he lost even more hair lately? The last time I saw him blathering, his comb-over was even weirder than normal.
