Who wants to tell the white bread milquetoast wacko that Sourdough bread has been around since ancient Egyptian times before yeast was invented! FOR FCUK SAKE! Don't like the bread? DON'T FCUKING BUY IT!
Proud member of ANTIFAAAAAAAAAAAAA because fascism is WRONG AF! Threads is dead to me...Zuckie has lost his spine and his damn mind. ♥️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️🌈🌊🌊🌊
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Who wants to tell the white bread milquetoast wacko that Sourdough bread has been around since ancient Egyptian times before yeast was invented! FOR FCUK SAKE! Don't like the bread? DON'T FCUKING BUY IT!
That look screams TREATS OR TURMOIL MUNCHIES OR MAYHAM BEGGIN' STRIPS OR BEDLAM CHOOSE WISELY OR I WILL FCUK YOU UP
Here's a few words I learned from watching British TV..... Farage is a total BELLEND, a PLONKER, a TOSSER and a NUTTER! Did I use those words correctly? In the US, we just call him a fcuking ass_hole and a lying POS!
Ladies, the invention you’ve all been waiting for is finally here!
ABSOLUTELY! I would add those ripoff resort fees which are OUTRAGEOUS. I lived there for 13 years and got out right around the time the parking fees started up. I have not been back since and I never will go back.
Ole FLUFFER NUTTER always out there helping the people one hand at a time!
Oh HONEY... Wake up and smell the FCUKING BULLSHYT. Have you been living under a rock for the last 10 years? Ole covid farts aka Rudy Colludy is a lying sack of SHITE!
🙃 #GavinNewsom #EpsteinFiles
It's time for the pearl-clutching, lying beeotch to be WORRIED and CONCERNED.
His movement is hypnotic. SO COOL
Something about someone going fuckety-bye FOREVER?! I do hope you get use that very soon. 🤞🤞🤞
Ugly bag of putrid puss, stinky shite and rancid rot.
ALL DAY LONG!
MUST WATCH! This was PERFECTION.
Someone used the phrase BUTT SNORKELERS to describe the pathetic asshats at that meeting and I have now stolen that hilarious description!
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TERRIBLE food. The last time I ate there was back in '02 while driving cross-country in a Penske truck to move out west. It was convenient to the motel and the only "decent" thing within walking distance. It was NASTY then but at least not overpriced. Now it's just a nasty, OVERPRICED magafest.
But...but *you're* the mayor right now
Oh look....she just went live on TikTok...
OHHHHHH......they have "NEWSOM DERANGEMENT SYNDROME"!!! The fragile little needy baby greedy baby whiny beeotch snowflakes have ZERO coping skills and ZERO self-awareness. PATHETIC and SAD
US here.....we TOTALLY feel you and what you are experiencing. DUMBFUCKISTAN is here and the orange shitgibbon aka herr shitler and 70 million of his dumbass koolaid-sipping worshippers are doing the same fcuking thing.
SAME! 🙌🙌🙌👏👏👏
Do you obsess about the following? — A gay couple kissing on the street. — The genitals of a stranger using a public toilet. — Having to use “they” as a pronoun. Then you should find a good therapist to discuss your insecurities and stop projecting them onto LGBT people. Ta.
Mapquest social media account is today's hero!
Ugh... NUTLICK is at it again. He is so fcuking full of shite.
🤣🤣🤣 Inject this directly into my veins!
Dark Gavin is, y favorite Gavin!
Can't wait to see Zelenskyy and the other leaders of the free world in DC tomorrow! Herr Shitler and his evil minions won't be able to pull that awful SHITE they pulled last time. That was DISGUSTING.
Abso-FCUKING-lutely FANTASTIC!
Tough choice, NYC! (From @waltermasterson.bsky.social )
If Putler is to be believed (he lies like people breathe), herr shitler requested that meeting. Now THAT I can believe!
His social media team is fcuking KILLING IT. BRILLIANT. Expert-level trolling. THIS IS THE WAY.
This stuff from Newsom and his team is GOLD! NEXT-LEVEL TROLLING.... PERFECTION!
Either crapper is in pain because Rep Crockett is firing off truth bombs or he has massive gas and needs to break wind. Either way, that asshat pisses me TF off!
THIS IS THE WAY. 🙌🙌👏👏
I wonder when that other no-talent, former TV hack, useless magaty asshat kevin sorbo will join i.c.e. aka the gestapo. Maybe puppy-killer knome will have a "reality" show... WHO WANTS TO BE A NAZZI DEPORTER?
South Park is 2 for 2 this season.....hilarious and BRILLIANT!
He was a despicable POS. The bull is my hero!
This is Horus. He got a lot of attention on a recent flight in Mexico. Clearly the other passengers have never flown with someone so handsome. 14/10 we're told he was very well behaved (TT: denniabuendagalvn, paulinagtza_, cheetahbash, cristianjbetancourt)
GIVE TIEDRICH CREDIT!! Don't lift his material. WTF???
It's EUGENICS which is some sick shite: the study of how to arrange reproduction within a human population to increase the occurrence of heritable characteristics regarded as desirable. It has been discredited as unscientific and is racially biased. Nazzis used it to justify atrocities. Nuf said.
I live in the US (saying I'm an american these days is deeply humiliating and embarrassing)..... I agree 100%. These HUGE trucks are hideous and some of the drivers are complete asshats. Don't even get me started on the douchenozzles that drive the HIDEOUS cyberdumptrucks.
GOOD. You fcuk with the bull, you get the horns. KARMA can be such a delicious BEEOTCH!
Since EVERYTHING that makes the FL GQP look bad is vastly under-reported, it's probably at least 20,000.
38 million folks on @bsky.app!
SAME....ole tiny hands aka DUMMKOPF VON SHITZENPANTS can't even operate a freakin umbrella. Imagine him picking produce in that stupid ole crappy suit and that ridiculous red tie. He would order his minions to do it and OF COURSE then take all the credit. He picked BILLIONS and BILLIONS bigly! 🤮🤮
A very special message for the lying beeotch: No one cares what you look like or what you paid to look like that. You get treated like shite because.... YOU ARE A FCUKING RACIST NAZZI. Got it now, EVA BRAUN BARBIE?
Keep telling yourself that 'she's no better'.....whatever delusional and RIDICULOUS thought lets you sleep at night. UGH.....fcuking closet magats are the WORST. Just admit who and what you are.
SOMEONE got their big ole bladder pad in a bunch this morning! IT hates being exposed for the dumbfuck IT knows IT is. Powell made ole skidmark look like the demented nutcase IT really is and it was GLORIOUS!
Typical arrogant rich asshat....incapable of taking any personal responsibility for his fcuked up behavior so of course he files a frivolous lawsuit. I bet the reason has to do with his coming divorce . He thinks he can say I DID NOT HAVE EXTRA-MARITAL AFFAIRS. I SUED BECAUSE IT WASN'T TRUE!
This airs at 8 am EDT tomorrow at aljazeera.com/live and then will be repayable at some point at www.aljazeera.com/program/head.... It’ll be better than anything you usually watch in the morning, I’m sure. @mehdirhasan.bsky.social was terrific.
Can relate... I have seen eagles and falcons hanging on the fence in my backyard many times.. And armadilos moving in pairs across the lawn at night. Not to mention wasps, gators and crocs. Indoors... ALWAYS INDOORS.
This is one sick fcuker. I suspect he may go down in flames... in California! I thought for sure he'd be running in some shithole magat state.. but nope!
99 (record high), feels like 115. It's crazy hot, humid and GROTESQUE. Only the lizards and gators like this inferno! 🦎🐊
Someone pull out the faintin' couch.... Lady G is goin' down!
😂😂😂 And THAT gets a follow!
Throw in some peanut butter and I'd give it a go!
Top sirloin steak and bacon, a jelly omelet (had to Google that) , milk toast (ditto) and a chocolate drink! Then I sleep for 2 days from the food coma. 😂😂
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Adam speaks TRUTH.....must watch:
NAILED IT! 👏👏👏
I just watched it... FCUKING HILARIOUS! And that PSA at the end? PERFECTION!
Canada calls us the meth lab in the basement.... NO LIE DETECTED
I LOVE this for Bigboot Bolsonaro aka the Bloviating Buffoon!
Check out their Bin Laden episode for actual Looney Tunes references (and small dicks)! S5/Ep9 'Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants'. It was absolute perfection!
BLOCKED AND REPORTED
Completely fucked up... we're all watching and waiting for it
FCUKING AMEN
70 million people knew what was at stake in 2024 but they couldn't be bothered to vote. I fully expect them to do the same fcuking thing in the midterms.
I usually go with BEOTCH to avoid such issues. Permit me to use it in a sentence... THAT LUNATIC DRUMPF IS ONE CRAZYASS BEEOTCH. Hope that helps. 😂😂😂
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If you're guilty, you should be punished.. no matter who you are! WHY TF IS THAT SO HARD FOR THE FCUKING MAGAT CULT?!
BRILLIANT!
🤣 Wait for the inevitable 'leftist, communist, marxist, activist judge' BULLSHIT from the mountain of magaty morons. KARMA IS SUCH A DELICIOUS BEEOTCH!
How to tell the world you've fcuked a coworker without actually typing the words.
Cool
It still blows my mind that I flew from NYC to Tokyo and then on to Bangkok in less than 24 hours. On the way back, I took off Saturday night and was back home on Sunday (13 hr time difference)!
I'm sure cnn's resident presidential mental health expert...the purely "objective" and never biased little jakie taps ...is gonna jump on that and write a book about the coverup to hide drumpf's mental decline... isn't that right, @jaketapperset.bsky.social ??? But wait..he needs a spine so....NO.
Ugh... we don't want that racist trash down here in FL.... THIS SHITHOLE IS FCUKED UP ENOUGH ALREADY! 😂😂
Respect other people's opinions. Don't be a d*ck. And BTW... He had ZERO expectation of privacy. He was in a stadium! This is NOT doxing. Admit when you're wrong...its called personal growth. Give it a shot.
Check out the statement he released. He basically said SHAME ON ALL OF YOU FOR DOING THIS. NOW STFU AND LEAVE ME TF ALONE. It drips of entitlement and narcissism. Too bad, buddy. YOU PLAYED, NOW YOU PAY.
Amazon has them and they are DELICIOUS!
Excellent hang time! Probably had a bumpy ride as it passed through the clouds! 🐇🐇🐇☁️☁️☁️😂😂😂
I feel "seen"! 😂😂😂
from today’s post, on our racist president's condescending shock at learning that a black man speaks English — please read the whole thing, thanks! link is here: bit.ly/44nDJDJ (and as always, there's a longer excerpt in the alt text)
OMG 😂😂😂😂😂
Fcuking TRUTH! 👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌
Fcuking FETTERSCAM is a useless piece of trash.
ALWAYS! And Lula had a great response. He basically said RANT ALL YOU WANT, CACA CRAZYPANTS..... WE DONT GIVE A FLYING FCUK. WE FOLLOW THE LAW... NOT SOME RAVING LUNATIC WANNABE DICKtator.
OK I'll do what you say....I will BLOCK the arrogant douchebag MD.
Screw him and his racism. Too bad, so sad. Imagine being so ignorant that you think mass deportations won't effect YOU because you voted for Herr shitler. He deserves EVERYTHING coming his way.
This little mole on the ass of society needs to be fcuking rotting in prison!
I lived through the Ed Koch era.... Love him or hate him, he was quintessential New York! Such a character.
Exactly. Adams is despised and Sliwa? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 NO
