Fourth in the Division? Likely.
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Fourth in the Division? Likely.
“So my people have me on this diet… I’m losing weight, but christ it’s hard!”
God, I’ve never wished more for a fast acting disease to spread.
“I’ll take Presidents and the Bubonic Plague for $1000, Ken.”
Uhh… subtle title change. Dead President
Yes. Hoping for headlines that start with, ‘Massive Coronary Event.’
Methinks, someone needs to go back and reread his history books… like, from the beginning of time.
Good luck with that. Horrible legal issues aside, the guy was terrible before the charges. Has he somehow gotten younger?
Weighted blanket? What is she? Some kinda’ Mamsy-pamsy, righty? Snowflake, indeed…
Does not compute! Does not compute! Bloop! Blap!
I thought he was a Las Vegas private eye that lived out by Circus Circus.
“One if by land, two if by… Holy schnikes! Kids, look away! Look away!”
This reminds me of another group of white nationalists who were given extraordinary power without consequences. They didn’t have a fancy acronym. They were just called Gestapo.
Now, I wonder who he could possibly be talking about?
Don’t we all want to forget our kids when we go out? I mean, what are we paying these snot-nosed babysitters for? “Here. They’re yours for the next four hours. Don’t you dare call me unless there’s bone, blood or bile!”
More like, “Honee! Sweetheart, Baby! You’re doin’ me wrong. I wouldn’t ever do that to you. C’mon!”
Hey, patriots? Guess what? You can love it… and leave it, too. It can’t follow you around like some jealous mistress, dummy!
I think after podcast host, its someone who introduces an author on a book tour.
Scott, Honey… Sweetheart.
Don't fall for it. Epstein! Epstein! Epstein!
Merchant Mariner: “We gotta’ think outside the docks!”
Methinks his heart is as black as the dye he puts in his hair.
I'll save you the bother. All of this is lame bullshit.
Lin-Manuel Miranda got it wrong. Aaron Burr should've been the hero.
Yes. Yes, he was.
The worm has clearly made it's way to the frontal cortex of his brain.
I asked my good friend Gene what he thought of the Jeans/Genes backlash, and... well, his actual name is Eugene, not Gene, but you get the id... waitaminute! Eugene. Eugenics! My God, Gene! I think you're a Nazi!
“Hey Asher! Quick, there’s a dog beside you! Get your rifle out and kill it!”
This isn’t surprising. He made his choices long ago. His career has been over for a while now.
Goodnight Moon… Goodnight Fork… Goodnight American Eagle, dork! Goodnight Tabby… Goodnight Beagle… Goodnight forever… American Eagle.
Sydney Sweeney, who as of a few weeks ago was experiencing a career trajectory that would envy many in the entertainment industry, has decided to to appear in a racist, if not a eugenics supporting ad campaign. Who in her publicity team thought that was a good idea, in left-leaning Hollywood?
Sydney Sweeney, who as of a few weeks ago was experiencing a career trajectory that would envy many in the entertainment industry, has decided to to appear in a racist, if not a eugenics supporting ad campaign. Who in her publicity team thought that was a good idea, in left-leaning Hollywood?
I like how someone quickly scrutinized the sign and added, ‘In the.’
Ditto.
Thought FF was dull with wooden acting. More Mole Man please.
Hah… 5-year-old’s are so stupid.
Bravo. Other states take notice.
Original architect James Hoban, is rolling in his grave.
She’s a woman? I always thought she was one of the lizard people.
Mistakachewan? Smoky.
Y’all realize the heat levels are lost on them, right? I mean, it’s hot in Hell.
Believe me, Trump doesn’t know even the most basic geography. If you say it it quickly, Ohio can definitely be Japanese.
Not if MAGA has its way. Don’t they credit modern science and medicine as being no more than witchcraft? “Leeches! We need more leeches, here!”
Double! Double! 💵
Next? Trump buttplugs. Make America’s Butts Great Again!
You’re not the only one. It’s the tariffs.
“Dude, I’ve never felt this sluggish before. It’s like, I can’t finish my sets.” Turns to see his training partner passed out, on the shoulder press machine.
Wow. Another article from the WP that criticizes the Trump administration. Donny’s not going to be happy.
You dare to mention the Constitution when you constantly sneer and defy it every turn, and then invoke it when it suits your needs? Pathetic people you are. History will not be kind to you.
“Meet the new boss… same as the old boss.”
Me like.
She has no idea how fascism works. Just wait until someone decides her hair isn’t blonde enough, or her eyes not blue enough.
‘Merica: God, guns and NASCAR… not necessarily in that order.
Great. Like Marvel and DC coming together to make ‘Clark Parker, the Spectacular Super-Spider-Man.’
…and yet, had a ton of Clinton and Lewinsky jokes back in the day. Frankly, I’m surprised he could fit this interview in after burning half his face off and somersaulting down an embankment. What’s next? Being backed over by his own Model T roadster?
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Frankly, I’m surprised the Washington Post allowed this story to be printed.
I think this is what they call on the range, ‘All hat.’
Amen… I mean, yes that’s right.
Let me guess… is it e=mc2? Or is it, you work for a convicted sex criminal-cunt?
“This just in! We go live to the Gates of Hell. President Nixon, how are you?” “Fuck, I’m hot, Goddammit! How do you think I am? It’s fucking 2000° in here! “I understand you have a message for current President Trump?” “Yes. I’d like to say that he’s a CUNT! He’s a cunt and I’m not a crook!”
Barely. You’d think with burning off half his face and somersaulting down an embankment, the third time’s the charm for him.
Thank god he still has his Tonight Show money to fall back on.
“Hi… uh, excuse me. Yeah, it’s me in the back. Uhm… I just wanted to say, I didn’t support him. Ahem… that’s all. Thank you.”
He is alive right? I mean, he’s either a zombie or someone’s operating him like a makeshift hand puppet with their hand up his ass.
Points for Inshannity.
Hopefully soon, the sign will read: Trump was a Cunt.
Is this the same Janey Godley who did the famous ‘Bears Crossing Road’ video?
You ever notice that they have interchangeable velcro badge designations? Some say POLICE, some say DEA, etc. I thought ICE was their own agency. It seems as though they (whoever ‘they’ are) just grab random patches out of the badge bowl as they head out of the office.
Do you think a lingering injury has ruined Pettersson’s career? Remember ’Do Your Dekes?’ That seems to be a thing of the past with him.
Don’t forget the Hollywood elite!
…and probably only about 20 raisinets in that box!
When Hulk Hogan was telling kids to, “Say your prayers and take your vitamins,” we now know he was talking about Nandrolone and Stanozolol, right?
Beale, you say? Or ten feet offa’ Beale?
More deflections from a clearly stressed President. Look for more of this, including orchestrated military actions to draw the media’s attention away from the Epstein files.
With the passage of Ozzy, the window to my youth turns ever more opaque and closes so slightly more.
So, we’re calling Hershey, chocolate now? Is that where we’re at?
I’ll see your ‘Buddy’ and raise you a ‘Pal,’ Mister!
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but… AARGHH!!! Stop hitting me with that stick, you little fucker!!
Ahhh… a TikToks.
‘a’ good news?
As curmudgeonly old fucks go, he looks to fit the bill.
Christ, this reminds me of all the truck stop diners my parents would stop at when I was a kid in the 70’s. Brings a tear to my eye.
🎶 You can dance if you want to… Or look down to your phone, or off to the right 🎶
Have you tried duct taping them back on? Blends right in.
In my world, I’m Spider-Man, and my wife is my evil nemesis, Pick-Up-Your-Goddamn-Clothes-Girl! Uhhh… Woman.
He did the fake walking down the stairs bit.
Yeah, they’d be screaming, “The tacky gold paint! The tacky gold paint! Arrrghhh!!!”
…because nothing quite says ‘World Power,’ like planes dropping from the sky.
Gavin Nescafé?
Watch for more shocking actions from the Trump administration to draw attention away from the situation. My guess is, it’ll be something to do with Russia/Ukraine.
Points for using ’fuckchop.’
4. Proceed for more photos outside Alligator Alcatraz! Careful though… that newly created Florida tan might gain you more of an admittance than you’d hoped for!
3. Pose for pictures with a cutout of the boss of the mango mafia outside the gates of Mar-a-Lago. (try all you like, you ain’t getting’ in! No matter how many times you voted for him in the last election).
2. Go to the Piggly Wiggly and pick up a gallon of Mtn Dew Code Red and some pork rinds (actually, pick up those staple items wherever you can find them in the Deep South).
MAGA Florida Tourist checklist: 1. Take a selfie of yourself giving Disneyworld the middle finger. Then proceed into the park to enjoy the rides while wearing your red hat with a smug grin on your face like you’ve won something.
Proceed for more photos outside Alligator Alcatraz! Careful though… that newly created Florida tan might gain you more of an admittance than you’d hoped for!
Pose for pictures with a cutout of the boss of the mango mafia outside the gates of Mar-a-Lago. (try all you like, you ain’t getting’ in! No matter how many times you voted for him in the last election)
Go to the Piggly Wiggly and pick up a gallon of Mtn Dew Code Red and some pork rinds (actually, pick up those staple items wherever you can find them in the Deep South).