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I’m training for it now tbh
This is 100% AI generated voiceover.
With less than an hour to close, BOTH Dominos locations nearby the Pentagon are reporting high traffic. Likewise, BOTH Papa Johns nearby the Pentagon are also experiencing high levels of traffic. As of 11:12pm ET
41-14 eh?
I for one welcome our new six-fingered Shrimp Uncle Sam overlords.
There’s Nothing In The Constitution That Says The President Can’t Run The Country From Inside Various Garbage Bags On The White House Lawn | Guest Essay from Paul, Weiss
This after the alert that Trump plans to make an announcement at 2 p.m. tomorrow
Novichok Paper Scissors
Do what would YOU put in trash bags and toss out a third floor window of the White House? I’ll go first: the fake Time magazine covers.
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
[laughs in dot-com bust survivor]
Ozymandias = Emerson College dogwhistle
It’s all part of the plan to humanize tech.
the thing about Zohran is he is really fucking good at politics and everyone on the Dem side behaving like he’s a liability has lost their minds I don’t care how you define It, he has It
Thank you.
Buckle up friends.
It’s happening
[guffaws]
[taps mic] AN ALIVE AUTISTIC LOVED ONE IS FAR PREFERABLE TO A DEAD LOVED ONE. VACCINATE THE ONES YOU LOVE
It would make sense, but this administration has proven it will always choose the cruelest option.
Thank you for the chuckle
So they were sent from CA to TX? 👹Does anyone know if they’re being kept in TX or returned to the original fosters?
Seething with rage thinking about what the last 48 hours have been like for these children, and wondering if they were returned to their previous locations or sent somewhere new, likely terrified and without the comfort of a familiar face.
Parameciums! 💀
None of this matters to Trump, who sees all relationships as purely transactional and conducts international policy like a mafia protection racket.
[nods in noodle appreciation]
A city becomes great by celebrating the contributions of its diverse multitudes.
“Most [UAC] … are coming from the Northern Triangle region of Central America, which includes Guatemala, Honduras and El Salvador.” “major factors are high rates of violent crime, gang violence and recruitment, and severe economic insecurity.” forumtogether.org/article/fact...
immigrationforum.org/article/unac...
Joining an increasing number of people publicly demanding RFK’s removal as HHS Sec: Dr. Bill Foege, a literal (6’6”) & figurative giant of public health. He served as a CDC director under Carter & Reagan, & is credited with designing the ring vaccination strategy that enabled smallpox eradication.
I don’t need external justification for never having fallen into the Eat Pray Love cult but I’ll admit the hindsight this provides is somewhat gratifying.
A lot of people find illegal narcotics useful too.
Maybe the FOMO will kill him.
My immediate first thought: Did they “stop to help” the DV woman or was she fleeing FROM them?
RIP: Charles Bierbauer, longtime CNN correspondent and journalism dean, dies at age 83. Every journalist should hope to be remembered for “asking impertinent questions.”
Totally not a high-profile assassination attempt. Nothing to see here. #UkrainianView #UAView
There are clues.
do not give them the idea.
Ensign deserves to walk barefoot on Legos every day of his miserable existence.
LEGEND
Well he didn’t have any white onions, because of the war
%100 can confirm
Sad to hear of the passing of veteran White House correspondent Mark Knoller apnews.com/article/mark...
Judge Sooknanan is an American hero
Judge Sparkle ain’t messin
bases are loaded. we got a triple on deck
Compelling because it does not strain credulity.
marisakabas.04 on signal
I can only assume his team is prepping him for his transition with cool new graphics in his PDB Pinterest board.
with trump and giuliani edging right up to the border of death, the comedic rule of threes now screams for blood
lol oh hell no.
Bet things got crazy at Four Seasons Total Urgent Care
This tho.
No disrespect intended, but every time I read Judge Sparkle’s name in the transcript of today’s emergency hearing, my mind goes here.
If anyone’s curious, here’s a link to the current ORR Unaccompanied Alien Children Bureau Policy Guide. I’m guessing Drew Ensign wasn’t aware of it either. acf.gov/orr/policy-g...
Read this whole thread, in which the government's attorney, Drew Ensign, lies his ass off about both the law and the facts in favor of transporting children back to harmful conditions in Guatemala. In the middle of the night. On a holiday weekend. (The judge issued a TRO, flights are stayed.)
The savagery of DHS expediting planefuls of children to Guatemala without process or an opportunity for parents/guardians to fight for them I have no words
It gets..well you’ll see.
Absolutely do not deface the roadway but feel free to wheatpaste the barriers streetposters.co/ultimate-gui...
New Hampshire friends heads up, help urgently needed
The GOP that wants you to believe it is restoring manliness culture is at the same time very, very triggered by sidewalk chalk.
He thinks it isn’t a thing that happens We don’t need to disabuse him of that belief.
ICE sure did make masking great again
out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaketh
[conspiratorially] Sex causes autism Erin. It’s the sex.
I know you’re all disappointed, but remember: he is dead *inside*
POTS and ventricular tachycardia in people under 65 are on the rise. Had a fun ambulance ride myself last year after a heart monitor recorded ~500 events of VT and Torsades de Pointes in a two week period. My incredulous attending EMT had never seen anyone survive TdP before.
Kristi Noem’s filler budget should cover it.
This is something that people don’t talk about, but is quite important to the authoritarian dynamic. We are all now exhibiting the hallmark signs of a population that is no longer living in a democratic reality, but living in the Funhouse of authoritarianism and Palace intrigue that comes with it.
Dear Americans, welcome to the thrilling game of ‘Did this dictator die or just disappear for a day?’ We’ve been playing it with Putin and Lukashenko for decades. Enjoy the suspense.
I bet his ex-wife has actionable intelligence.
The clock still ticks. youtu.be/UM1Rn3PD3Z0?...
Carry on knowing that day comes for all. I mean Joni Earnst told us as much. youtu.be/UM1Rn3PD3Z0?...
I take no pleasure in reporting this dispiriting news.
This story, revealed by @TheAssemblyNC, is totally wild: In the last days of their supermajority in the NC state legislature, Republican leaders rammed through a bill (SB 382) that changed campaign finance law. It allowed *unlimited* direct corporate contributions to political campaigns.
You …must not know many evangelicals.
Nostalgia trip:
I miss consequences.
People are getting READY
This is like in Peter Pan where the audience tries to revive Tinkerbell with applause. Except, you know, the opposite.
Concerns about Donald Trump's wellbeing have surged dramatically, as the US President hasn't made any public appearances "in a matter of days".
Hope springs eternal
For those just logging in, we’re enjoying a lil wild unfounded speculation, do not ruin it
It’s getting noticed www.pennlive.com/news/2025/08...
People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
trumpwatch is the bluesky version of buying a powerball ticket. It's not about the odds, it's about the dream
Trauma bonding
She won’t be ignored.
save yourself mute sexy Watto now
Think of it as clocking in for the next shift 😉
Now would be a great time to get accidentally added to a Signal chat
whut
This tracks with everything known about narcissists in a health crisis. Astute observation.
I still have the t-shirt. Amazing memories.
