jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social) reply parent
his butthole says differently
if your name is max too please dont embarrass me
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his butthole says differently
Jordan (@slclunk.brighamyoungmoney.com) reposted
I don’t think you can sum up America more than this picture
Mayor Howard Vander (@mayor.bsky.social) reposted
Old man is about to sleep but my birthday isn’t over yet, according to time and science
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social) reply parent
one hundred percent support on this but not sure it would help with the current guy
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social)
does polymarket have odds yet on which country is the first to impose sanctions on the us
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social) reply parent
there are always some good ones as long as their loyalty lasts
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social)
americans as a whole cannot cope with the idea that someone may be more knowledgeable than them. we all fall victim to this. even on something as simple as directions
Anna Bower (@annabower.bsky.social) reposted
Yale Law School never beating the “they don’t teach law at Yale” allegations
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social) reply parent
but bari isn’t anti establishment. she’s the establishment and for establishing a white nation
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social) reply parent
hey just curious why you didn’t make this post on this site as well
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social)
playing the last friday show palmers bar will ever have on 9/12. minneapolis peops, turn out for a fantastic lineup (christy costello, gay witch abortion, more!) at a legendary venue
Violet Miller (@vimiller.bsky.social) reposted
NEW: More details on Trump's Chicago immigration blitz. -230 agents arrive from LA this weekend w/ 140 unmarked vehicles -30 already arrived and are practicing crowd control with shields/flashbangs -agents will leave base daily by 5 a.m. -new no-fly zone at NSGL to keep away news choppers/drones
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social)
kink .com castle isn’t sexy at all during the day. couldn’t cum here at all when the sun shines. 2/10
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social)
if you or anyone wants a ticket to jawbreaker tomorrow night in anaheim, let me know. ive an extra for sale
Cool Rick (@reptavner.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social) reply parent
i still go thru the craving phase. had a craving a few hours ago. just don’t want to go have a “i am mentally prepared to purposefully feel sick tomorrow” phase
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social) reply parent
newsom is just gaining a lot of currency in the attention economy but has no place to spend it
Rin Stedecore, Starfleet OSHA guy 🔪 (@stedeco.re) reposted
i keep saying i'm becoming jokerfied but i really, really mean it this time
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social) reply parent
if she is running into a brick wall she has my support
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social)
hey minneapolis friends
Tristan Lee (@tristanl.ee) reposted
The ICE agent with a "SEND ME" patch who was reportedly racially profiling drivers in Washington DC is Jason Christopher Perez of Austin, Texas. Additional footage I received matches pictures from social media of his arm tattoos. And an ICE email address with his name appears in a data breach.
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social) reply parent
that wasn’t your point at all lmao
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social) reply parent
nah, if they wanted to bully will, which he sometimes deserves, they would’ve gone to his page and said “bill, you’re a rapscallion” or whatever. no one was bullied in this instance. everything’s fine. no panties have been rustled
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social) reply parent
this sucks. you suck. you are making the lives of every person in the country who lives in a city harder. please quit your job
LEFT COAST RIGHT WATCH (@lcrw.bsky.social) reposted
Help the handsome boy
[LVL 35]Alsvid Wotansdottir🔵 (@alsvid.bsky.social) reposted
HELP THEEEEEE Bailey!
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social) reply parent
skateboarding is probably the toughest sport out there, so no pretending its tough
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social) reply parent
that reply isn’t what he is talking about. dirt squirrel didn’t bully anyone
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social)
this sounds like the words of a man who should be kept far away from public service. anyways america sucks and should be condemned. its not fit for human habitation if you can be killed for ringing a doorbell
Ruby Ray Sapphire (@rubyraysapphire.bsky.social) reposted
$185/$420
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social) reply parent
here you go bsky.app/profile/bako...
OL’ SIXGUN SLUGGO, THE GUN WIZARD (@saintsluggo.bsky.social) reposted
For real it’s gonna be nothing but bad news all this month specifically and then nothing by bad news for the next handful of years at least broadly. I’ve been doing well with keeping up payments for classes but could REALLY use some help with licenses and tools etc. thank you so much 🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤
John Madden (@mathletesfoot.bsky.social) reposted
Art 𓂆 🍉 (@saja21.bsky.social) reposted
Did you know what it takes for a family in Gaza to simply flee? Tent:$1050 Transport:$790 Bathroom:$400 Land rent:$110/month In total,$2500–just to survive displacement.My family may be forced to face this reality.I’m not asking for thousands—I just need a small part of that:$150 bit.ly/artist-eslam
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social) reply parent
this thread makes me want to start
Investigative Research Council (@investigativerc.bsky.social) reposted
Dayglo Abortions Arrested in USA
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social) reply parent
oh hell yeah!
Joe Stutler (@stutler.org) reposted
Staffing the Union-Veterans Council AFL-CIO table at the Hawkeye Area Labor Council's Labor Day picnic. Another great event with Union-made music (AFM Local 138), Union-prepared food, and a bunch of great people! #Solidarity #UnionStrong #AFMLocal137
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social) reply parent
i thought about using other terminology but it would have killed the joke. y’all can put other terms in there and youll find out what im talking about
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social) reply parent
genderminorities.com/2023/01/30/t... the link to the study is on the page but this page highlights some of the key findings of the study
Brian Goldstone (@brian-goldstone.bsky.social) reposted
A Labor Day reminder: today there isn't a single city, metro area, or state in the U.S. where a full-time minimum-wage worker can afford a modest 2-bedroom apartment. Millions of people with jobs—even multiple jobs—aren't safe from homelessness in this country.
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social) reply parent
i don’t know if anyone has ever said this before, but i don’t think society is ready for ai
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social) reply parent
sen christopher murphy of ct
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social) reply parent
i think if it were a thing, you would hear about it in every post that mentions his name
Sarah J. Jackson (@sjjphd.bsky.social) reposted
Okay. I just came back to this and you aren’t calling these efforts resegregation yet, you absolutely should be
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social) reply parent
i dislike rachel dratch so much
tyler (@bearnurse.bsky.social) reposted
This is the straight pride flag. It’s black and white because heterosexuality is a prison
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social)
holy shit! giuliani has a business partner?!
A F N A N 💗 (@nanababy05.bsky.social) reposted
I am infected with the Corona virus in Gaza and there is no medicine to treat me and my condition has unfortunately worsened . If you’re scrolling, PLEASE help me 💔 I'm so tired 😩
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social) reply parent
amazing
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social) reply parent
the owning deepens bsky.app/profile/mari...
Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted
Must be Gruden’s favorite golf outfit since he wore it last week at Trump’s club in Virginia.
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social) reply parent
some of the freaks raise kids that don’t wear diapers, free range
Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
"Fun really is the name of the game for Trump & co. It’s fun for them to see a majority-Democratic city like DC live in fear of violence/deportation, to flood the trains/buses with armed law enforcement just because they can, to unleash troops who understand that they will not be held accountable."
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social) reply parent
nah, that other popular guy had the iverson pfp. no idea who this is
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social) reply parent
that’s been his avi for as long as ive been alive, as i never listened to cumtown i just recently learned what he looks like
jag (@i-am-j.ag) reposted
I swear, these two journalists are the paragon of the sort of grounded, direct, investigative journalism that can make the press the bulwark against fascism it's meant to be. Subscribe to The Handbasket and let's get @jsweetli.bsky.social into a staff role in a fearless newsroom.
The SkaerKrow (@bluntlybarbie.bsky.social) reposted
I am going to reach out to a family member soon & see if I can get help with becoming self-sufficient. Until then, I am stuck, currently out of drinks, coffee, creamer, butter & dog food. Thank you for your kindness & support in any form. $BluntlyBarbie CA - $SaintAnn V - BarbieTheBarbarian PP
elliot (@electricbeef.bsky.social) reposted
wife looked at the crescent moon and said "skinny legend"
amanda moore 🐢 (@noturtlesoup17.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Oh my god!!
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social) reply parent
yo that rules! congratulations!
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social) reply parent
no shit. i haven’t seen a single ad, heard a single ad on radio or a podcast, gotten a god damn mailer and its two months before voting. its like they saw “51% in favor of redistricting” in early july and think “we got this on lock”
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social)
hey @democrats.org did you all know that california is gonna vote on redistricting in november? you assholes planning to ya know, send a mailer, or have a radio ad, or a single fucking youtube ad about it? or ya just gonna skywrite a message over glendale and call it a day. goddamn losers. fuck
Wynn Thornton (Needs-a-job arc) (@northwind.bsky.social) reposted
Have now raised $85. Not enough for one more night in a motel, but probably the second-most I've ever managed to raise at one time on BlueSky. I swear, being unhoused is expensive. I could rent a cheap room in someone's home for a month for the cost of like 11 nights in the cheapest motel.
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social) reply parent
my mom went and died pretty suddenly over a week when i was a teen, but i remember after her passing, that there was some sort of peace with the world that i felt, maybe it was grace and i didn’t have that word for it yet. but i remember a feeling of relief
Nerd Horror (@nerdhorror.com) reposted
Wow this is amazing. They're putting $5 million into canceling medical debt for families. And for every million the movie makes at the box office, another million in medical debt will get paid off!
Tricia The Cuntiest Lucius 🏴☠️🍊🏳️🌈 ➡️ Dragoncon '25 (@lem0nb0iii.bsky.social) reposted
Good news! Things keep getting worse! We found out yesterday that our bedframe is infested with bed bugs. We could really use extra financial help right now. Please share, too! Exposure is so incredibly helpful!
OL’ SIXGUN SLUGGO, THE GUN WIZARD (@saintsluggo.bsky.social) reposted
Sep 1 all forms of THC/CBD vapes become illegal in Texas, hitting my already declining store hard. I’ve paid for the first 1/4 of trade school largely by selling plasma which I’ve had a couple hiccups with. Licenses/tools cost too, and you can donate to me directly here or simply appreciate my hat
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social) reply parent
how ya holding up
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social) reply parent
those werent written by trump
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social) reply parent
i think that any business that has our social security numbers should be taken over by the government
Cirice Gray (tired) (@ciricegray.itch.io) reposted
It's been ten days since we had movement on this please help <3
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social)
she’s imagining people again
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social) reply parent
very much guilty. plus he sat there five minutes in front of an empty stall at the car wash while all the cars waiting for an open one where hooting and hollering at him. he drove there and then forgot how to drive
shtum Smile entity victim (@rifka.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Angeleno finding out his friend is The Los Feliz Strangler: (publishing a book in microseconds) How I Befriended The Los Feliz Strangler (on tv 5 nanoseconds after that) I’ll never forget meeting The Los Feliz Strangler (youtube) The Los Feliz Strangler Was a Normal Guy
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social)
im new to trek discourse, but just wanna say the j’anii episode is woke af and rad as hell. glad some show at that time was focused on androgyny and being non-binary without it being a joke. i didn’t finish the episode yet but so far its one of my top tng episodes
UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 (@falconryfinance.bsky.social) reposted
In this unsettling aerial view, an elephant navigates a sea of waste in the eastern province of Sri Lanka, almost blending into the chaotic landscape of discarded plastic and refuse. This image is a grim testament to the severe environmental issues Sri Lanka faces.
Mayor Howard Vander (@mayor.bsky.social) reposted
Update: four days, Jesus
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social) reply parent
sorry about your loss Barbie
john (@wilddog.bsky.social) reposted
BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social) reply parent
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social)
oh shit, barron is flying from nyc to dc
Ellie, Isekai Sommelier (@ellieprobably.bsky.social) reposted
Who wants to report the fuck out of someone
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social)
my offer still stands @mcuban.bsky.social
OL’ SIXGUN SLUGGO, THE GUN WIZARD (@saintsluggo.bsky.social) reposted
Alright gang deal is, it a a little tight right now. It’s been over a week since I’ve gotten a donation (despite very generous reposts etc thank you all 🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤) and I’m gonna be deferred from selling plasma for a week, week and a half :/ any help is appreciated www.gofundme.com/f/tools-for-...
Anton Treuer (@antontreuer.bsky.social) reposted
Native America Beyond the Stereotypes: Reservation & Urban Diversity
Borbs God Emperor of Garden (@ronninator.bsky.social) reposted
I am a messy bitch who loves to see a diva working on the glow up so of course I love molting birds
mr splendour (@jobcreator.bsky.social) reposted
Awooooo assmen of Bluesky
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social) reply parent
cark muban
Kristi Yamaguccimane (@wapplehouse.bsky.social) reposted
This GOP Board of Elections Chair was arrested in my town yesterday for putting pills of MDMA and cocaine in his granddaughters Dairy Queen and blaming it on employees but got busted by security footage.
jakarta methhead (@sweetmax.bsky.social) reply parent
we can kill some of them though, right
Mark Joseph Stern (@mjsdc.bsky.social) reposted
🚨ICE agents are racially profiling and arresting Hispanic drivers in the DC area today, targeting work vehicles like trucks and vans. A friend who was targeted sent me video today. Here’s a picture that shows one of two agents before he pulled on his mask. Unmarked black Ford truck, plate: NTV9211.