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Taylor

@taylorjoseph.bsky.social

Dumb guy with dumb takes, likes Touhou, Marvel, John Carpenter movies and lots of books Was SquirrelFan on Twitter Hate politics but care a lot about people

created December 4, 2024

200 followers 75 following 3,151 posts

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A serial stalker had a bad day and that's supposed to be my problem somehow

2/9/2025, 9:36:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boo hoo

30/8/2025, 9:34:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This guy wants to beat children

30/8/2025, 9:29:12 PM | 24 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please do not beat up children

30/8/2025, 9:22:55 PM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I agree but honestly, I don't care because the roster is hilarious Sure throw spongebob in there whatever

30/8/2025, 5:43:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What if instead of beating him up bane does better at the video game in front of the women

30/8/2025, 5:41:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is why the best video game remakes are basically a new game entirely, it's more effective to add a different personal touch than try to replace a classic

30/8/2025, 5:39:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Being a 'troll' on bluesky means you disagreed with anyone about anything, ever

30/8/2025, 5:30:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Apparently I'm blocked by 978 people (not worth even posting the specific lists, you know what they are) Let's hope I can hit a thousand soon!

30/8/2025, 5:27:38 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He is! He's a violently anti homeless scumbag too Pick a better guy or else, no excuses

30/8/2025, 4:35:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man, even if he's still alive he doesn't look *very* alive

30/8/2025, 4:04:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Monkyjamm is gonna see an entire private jet outside his house tommorow and know he fucked up for real

30/8/2025, 3:48:14 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His biggest redeeming quality was that he essentially got rid of hitler

30/8/2025, 3:44:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My great grandpa lived through Soviet russia and he told me that deprived of the chance to eat little candies shaped like Shaq's face, everyone died

30/8/2025, 3:39:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The geriatacracy must survive, it's the only way to save democracy

30/8/2025, 2:09:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Having a simulation of a person incapable of telling you no is a bad idea, it just is

29/8/2025, 3:28:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know who else likes salsa? DONALD TRUMP I bet you feel ashamed now

29/8/2025, 2:47:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Has Nintendo FORGOTTEN about Nintendo?!

29/8/2025, 2:44:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No

29/8/2025, 2:28:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What's there to be so glib about? You're going too

29/8/2025, 2:19:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hrt is unacceptable but completely frying your brain with constant ketamine, weed and caffeine until you ruin your own life is completely acceptable

29/8/2025, 2:18:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A bunch of Americans who couldn't point to Japan on a map are gonna tell an acclaimed Japanese writer he doesn't know his own country

29/8/2025, 2:15:50 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like how there being a new planet earth is a subplot and not the main plot

29/8/2025, 2:12:30 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This Joey only drinks other people's bodily substances

28/8/2025, 7:47:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a man made machine, someone has to have built it Trolleys don't occur in the wild nor do governing bodies that decide who gets to live or die

28/8/2025, 5:30:53 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You think Trump is going to be up for a third term but it will still be a free and fair election?

28/8/2025, 1:36:56 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In this scenario the DNC is also nominating a monster, so...

28/8/2025, 1:33:18 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How republican of you

28/8/2025, 1:03:05 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So what happened to "nope"

27/8/2025, 10:10:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a governing body in America it'd almost be weird if there weren't any

27/8/2025, 8:08:41 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Guys Murder Corp is under control now relax

27/8/2025, 8:05:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think most people are aware bandicoots don't actually stand upright and wear shorts

25/8/2025, 12:11:37 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taylor (@taylorjoseph.bsky.social) reply parent

He makes a really strong case for there not being an A, to be honest

25/8/2025, 2:29:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's wild how "people who call themselves empaths are actually horrible" happens consistently every time

25/8/2025, 12:49:09 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's wild how in this situation you guys never go for 'the democrats aren't hitler,' the angle is always "gee, I'd vote for hitler, sure!"

24/8/2025, 4:40:33 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Really shows how much things have changed that they even got enough heat for it to warrant an apology

24/8/2025, 1:42:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ma'am this is an arbys

24/8/2025, 1:12:33 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You sure as hell deserve it!

24/8/2025, 1:09:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If people are openly warning the DNC about this this early in the game and they still don't listen, it's really impossible to blame anyone but democrats There could not be a more fair and appropriate time to be rejecting a candidate!

24/8/2025, 1:07:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taylor (@taylorjoseph.bsky.social) reply parent

It is 'fair in sport' though and we know this for a fact, hence people assume negative intentions

24/8/2025, 12:58:30 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Personally I've never had to worry my mother would disown me over something I said on the internet

24/8/2025, 12:50:48 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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By all avaliable metrics trans people in sports are perfectly fine, it makes you a fascist because you're drafting purely hypothetical scenarios of a minority you don't like destroying society

24/8/2025, 12:48:53 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll throw as many rocks at him as I want I don't care

23/8/2025, 5:54:54 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No democracy for you then I guess

23/8/2025, 8:47:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Be a better person and maybe I'll give you a little democracy as a treat

23/8/2025, 8:42:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you're 'regular people' abso fucking lutely

22/8/2025, 12:47:22 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude I see that shit every other day, I don't think "someone needs to round these people up" because I'm not an evil psychopath

22/8/2025, 12:44:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taylor (@taylorjoseph.bsky.social) reply parent

Would this mental hospital have "work is freedom" on the top of the entrance perhaps

22/8/2025, 12:41:50 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know what place serves waffles? TRUMP TOWER

21/8/2025, 9:43:12 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Canadians who sat out the election gave us Trump!!!!

21/8/2025, 9:34:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Palestinians would probably be more eager to vote for democrats if they didn't say crap like this

21/8/2025, 9:33:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Donald Trump was legally ineligible to be president because of his previous insurrection attempt, barring him from office would merely be following the law!

21/8/2025, 9:07:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He'd probably have better policies

21/8/2025, 6:11:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm sorry but that's not a sustainable system. The longer it goes on the more people are going to give up and drop it no matter how much you beg and plead with them not to It is plainly inevitable

21/8/2025, 3:21:13 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You don't deserve democracy if you're going to act like this

21/8/2025, 3:14:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If democratic politicians keep doing things that potential voters can't tolerate they should probably stop that shut in my opinion

21/8/2025, 3:10:30 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love antogozing people

21/8/2025, 2:42:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I agree man everything you say is wrong

21/8/2025, 2:38:48 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah there is

20/8/2025, 9:58:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think this person might indeed be somewhat ignorant om the subject

20/8/2025, 3:01:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gavin Newsome destroyed a homeless camp as a photo op, you're every bit as bad as a maga hat if you support him

18/8/2025, 9:19:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look at the brightside, maybe they think you're a superhero too

18/8/2025, 9:05:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pro Segregation League

18/8/2025, 9:00:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Neither of the two evils" doesn't mean "I pick the worst evil," it's pointless to scream about how Trump is also an evil zionist at people who know this and are almost certainly more concerned about it than you

18/8/2025, 8:19:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If people tell a politician "we won't support you if you do this" and they continue to do it, to their determinant and eventual loss, that's on them alone The job of a politician is to please their voters, the voters have no obligation to be pleased

18/8/2025, 7:27:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The issue here is you're framing "don't back war crimes" as an unreasonable, unmeetable demand, when in reality it's the bare minimum and the legal obligation of all politicians It's not purity politics it's don't be evil or else politics

18/8/2025, 6:02:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And I thought Republicans hated democracy, whew People aren't allowed to choose who they vote for now?

18/8/2025, 5:59:16 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Appeal of both bobs burgers and King of the hill is they're so quiet and mellow it's really funny when something does happen

18/8/2025, 3:55:15 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've never seen someone say 'many such cases' in a way that wasn't a joke

18/8/2025, 3:51:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taylor (@taylorjoseph.bsky.social) reply parent

It sounds like your means of achieving victory have not proven effective at all

18/8/2025, 12:51:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You aren't even winning though?

18/8/2025, 12:18:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They say "Republicans will kill trans people" as a threat not a warning

18/8/2025, 12:17:51 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your brand of victory is worthless

17/8/2025, 10:00:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was thinking about this today, it'd be so easy to do a smear campaign on him because everyone already (correctly) thinks he's an evil lunatic

17/8/2025, 9:08:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you don't have a problem with the things Pete Buttigieg has said this year I don't want or need you on my side

17/8/2025, 9:06:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wasn't aware you were the queen of women

17/8/2025, 7:44:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dodging the question, but most women don't feel threatened by Trans people Transphobia is broadly pushed by men

17/8/2025, 7:00:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It makes complete sense! Tell me, what do nazis think about trans people?

17/8/2025, 6:50:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Over half of this list were already happening

17/8/2025, 5:43:07 PM | 30 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why are you so excited and gleeful for all that to happen? Sounds pretty bad to me

17/8/2025, 5:38:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taylor (@taylorjoseph.bsky.social) reply parent

Have you considered that America is also uniquely evil, in a similar way to israel? Why else would it be it's only friend?

17/8/2025, 2:30:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh well

17/8/2025, 2:28:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My view on this is completely correct

17/8/2025, 2:21:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just think if 'the black lady's' stance on this wasn't 'we need to kill more people' she would've had a higher chance of winning

17/8/2025, 2:01:29 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As a general rule there shouldn't be any minorities you agree with the nazis on

17/8/2025, 1:59:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What will I ever do without such a loving and kind person's company

17/8/2025, 1:47:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why would terfs be pro abortion? They hate bodily autonomy

17/8/2025, 1:46:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Show me a nazi who disagrees with you about trans people

17/8/2025, 1:35:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They aren't feminists, their view on gender is exactly the same as like a televangelist

17/8/2025, 1:33:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well it's in a pretty poor state after you and your idols fucked everything up

17/8/2025, 1:21:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If they were they wouldn't be terfs

17/8/2025, 1:19:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Murder Inc employees have to wear masks because of the hatred and violence against them and their families

17/8/2025, 1:19:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You act like it is not the entire job of politicians to meet the demands of their potential voters She was warned, you were warned

17/8/2025, 1:17:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If I did she would've still lost the election and I knew this at the time so, no? In any case helping do a genocide isn't imperfect, its pretty far into straight up bad and it is ludicrous that in a 'democracy' it's impossible to get a viable candidate that consistently supports human rights

17/8/2025, 1:12:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You think human rights are a pet project?

17/8/2025, 1:01:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's literally the argument nazis make?

17/8/2025, 1:01:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does people being anti fascist upset you because you are pro fascist?

17/8/2025, 12:40:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If that were true you wouldn't call them 'pet groups,' you wouldn't sneer at the idea of your political representatives supporting them being non-negotiable

17/8/2025, 12:39:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe she'd feel better if instead of posting 24/7 she cleaned her rotting mcmansion She lives like a vampire

17/8/2025, 12:11:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It literally means trans anti fascist, you are insane

17/8/2025, 12:09:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view