We have one on the street outside my house on the walk to the bus stop! Always full of books. But Portland likes books 📚.
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We have one on the street outside my house on the walk to the bus stop! Always full of books. But Portland likes books 📚.
I hate autocorrect. I always try to check my posts before hitting send. I still end up mistyping because I'm so crap using a phone keyboard but I try.
You're really not very bright. I asked a valid question. Your response was to quote yourself 3 times and then say I'm a "coward twat". Ok bot moron. Go you. 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
Why do you use language that sounds like you're Russian?
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Omg what a douche.
No it didn't. Good Lord. I was echoing the sentiment and if you were serious I was pointing out the error of the comment. 🙄
Yup. Can't wait. It's bated though (I actually had to check!) *
No. The cars are polluting and noisy and hamburgers are disgusting unhealthy and cruel to animals and the planet. So nope.
I hope they resolve this. I've been pleading for an edit button for ages.
Yes I did. I taught mine English, history, math (with help), science, music and art. Every parent knows their own child infinitely better than any teacher. You're making sweeping generalisations without having the experience or evidence to support them. I'm muting this thread now.
Newsom *. No e.
Which is why I home educated my children. In the UK. America's gun fetish is truly sickening.
Untrue. How many homeschooling families DO YOU KNOW PERSONALLY?
Fuck Amazon.
I'm not "acting" like anything. You've missed my point. Not "cool". Don't tar everyone with the same brush. DO YOU PERSONALLY KNOW ANY FAMILIES AT ALL WHO HOMESCHOOL?
Do you personally know homeschooling families? If not, and across a broad section of that community, it isn't possible to make sweeping statements accurately. I know exactly who you're referring to. But there are many who live as I did. The nasty assumptions made about me and my family were cruel.
I don't need to watch anything. I have known many many homeschooling families in the USA and across the world. Clearly you don't. So until you have that LIVED EXPERIENCE please stop spouting about things you have zero knowledge about. "Thank you for your attention to the matter".
Untrue. And definitely untrue of home educators globally. You can't make a sweeping statement about home educating families just because of a highly publicised small subsection of idiots. This is really dangerous.
You deserve the ratio this post has generated. Bravo 👏 👏 👏 👏. BTW someone should tell the bootlicking dumbfuck that it's pronounced No-BELL not "Noble". Stupid motherfucker. JFC.
I really wish people would stop portraying homeschooling as something negative. I home educated 3 children (in the UK) and they are successful, compassionate, insightful capable adults today as a result. Home education is not a sign of poor parenting or upbringing. Please think before posting this.
I fully accept he's not without fault. I genuinely don't care right now. These autocrat wannabes are already preparing to steal the midterms. We need definitive concerted action and leadership and Newsom is at the forefront of this movement. I'd love to see Pritzker and Holchuk (et al) join him.
No Dee. There are not. This absurd attitude will mean the end of this country as we know it. JFC.
Nope it's not the MAGAts (though they're definitely despicable) It's the "but Gaza" cunts who refuse to face reality who are now stamping their feet about Newsom screaming that he's a fascist who hates trans people (untrue) and they won't vote for him if he's the 2028 candidate. This is our enemy.
Except not accept * BIG difference
Wearing a hat made in China that says "Trump was right about everything". He is the most pathetic needy whiney petulant egotistical motherfucker on the planet. Can you imagine his master Putin wearing something similar? The childishness is beyond the pale. How sick him saying "it was very dirty".
You've articulated my view perfectly. Thank you 🙂.
Yessssssss! We went through this less than a year ago with Harris, who was SUPREMELY CAPABLE AND EFFICIENT REGARDLESS OF "BUT GAZA", and those same intransigent motherfuckers are trying to tear Newsom down because - he has flaws. FUCK ALL OF YOU. If he's the 2028 candidate then fucking VOTE for him!
Absolutely 😊
The only way forward is to support Newsom (no E at the end of his name) and stop saying silly things like "but he's a fascist" or "he hates trans/gays/homeless etc" or "he only cares about himself". Some of it is valid, some is crap. It doesn't fucking matter. Get behind him and follow his lead.
Dumbfuck didn't write this. Definitely Miller. The fact that whoever is writing them still signs them "thank you for your attention to this matter" despite the ongoing epic Newsom trolling is tragic yet equally comical.
Cartographer * damn!
Same Jeff, same.
You know I've just had a pretty shitty afternoon thanks to some horrid Instacart shoppers and reading this gem just made me laugh out loud especially at the Cartophogrer-in-Chief. I will be forever indebted to GCN and his stellar team for making me laugh at times when I am feeling abysmally low.
Its *
I'm completely in agreement. This was the case with Harris - who I loved but many didn't - and so many short-sighted idiots who thought they had the luxury of wanting "but Gaza" exceptions were in truth why we're now careening at speed of light towards fascist autocracy. We'll never recover.
Good Lord be quiet and stop preaching. You are defeating any agenda to help disadvantaged communities by being a whiney pain in the ass instead of welcoming support when it's actually present. And don't tell me what to do with my profile. It's my choice just as you can choose to be a preachy dickwad
Well I agree with you. I interpreted his post as saying he'd vote for him if he was the candidate. Perhaps I was mistaken.
Duel but yup *
Well I noticed it too. Agreed there are things of far greater importance but "let's" leave incorrect punctuation to the Republican MAGAts. I wish she didn't have to use the word "let". The fact that this is possible in the USA is galling beyond words.
I'm glad you'll vote for him. Those who complain about whatever his imperfections are - valid or not - will be responsible for our destruction should we manage to survive that long. Hopefully he'll win the primary too.
Her hair and her T shirt are FRIGGING AWESOME!!
Very very disappointing. While I fully understand and appreciate the need to try to accommodate disabilities in public forums, saying things like "maintain the illusion that you care about disabled people" is LITERALLY the reason why Harris lost. Everyone thinks THEIR cause is the only cause. Ffs.
Good plan! Newsom, no e *
Jesus fucking Christ her grammar is atrocious. It's so fucking embarrassing.
They're literally all laughing and smirking at the stupidity of the Orange Motherfucker.
Very accurate. It's austerity however *.
I love Newsom. And I'm enjoying every minute of his trolling.
That off-duty firemen referred to the White House Press Secretary as a DEI hire because she was black. He was as vile as Trump. I honestly don't care if he ended up getting killed for his Orange Idol. His wife refused to take a call of condolence from Joe Biden. Trash family, zero loss to humanity.
Right? He's just getting better and better. It's a thing of beauty. Epic.
Because you said something stupid and I called you out. Rightly so. "fuck up" doesn't mean anything. People in glass houses etc etc.
I didn't say it would stop Hamas. They have killed a larger number than 1200 Israelis. Terrorism is terrorism whoever commits it. Both the IDF AND Hamas AND Putin's army need to be stopped. I wish I had a solution. But if anyone truly cares about the Palestinians then you have to accept Hamas' role.
Then you're complicit. Either you denounce all terrorism or literally STFU.
They're *. And true.
So fake.
Who are those disgraceful sick fucks drooling all over him? Especially the tall Asian guy. Don't they have any fucking self-respect? Imagine having your photo taken with a rapist cretin criminal. 🤮 🤢
I agree wholeheartedly with your sentiments. I also agree that Hamas are equally malicious and combatant and share responsibility for the bloodshed taking place. It's morally irresponsible to shout for the treatment of Palestinians without recognising the harm done by Hamas to innocent Israelis.
What in the living fuck is he blathering about?
Privilege * if you're making a meme about being stupid don't misspell a word because that kind of contradicts your purpose 😊
Fascism * let's spell it correctly at least
I guess you haven't been paying attention to the child we have in the White House. (Sad!) also I've lived in both Ireland and the UK. Plenty of dumbfuck weirdo politicians there. If you can't say anything positive or supportive maybe keep it zipped?
Whose *. Correct and eewwww also.
You're half right. Harris wasn't horrific or bigoted. The whines were about "but Gaza". It's because too many Americans are selfish entitled morons who think if someone once said something they disagree with then they refuse to vote for that person even if they are clearly the wiser choice.
This. It is maddening how profoundly tunnel-visioned so many supposedly woke intelligent people are. I utterly give up. Our education system has failed us repeatedly and this utter stupidity is the result.
She's smoking hot and totally badass.
@camillezapata.bsky.social We should all be thanking her and her team. These are epic.
Well now you got me good with your bitingly sarcastic meme. How clever of you. How will I recover from such a burn?
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Sure bud, I'm definitely a bot. Omg the stupidity of some people on here is staggering. No wonder we're in this shitshow. You might want to look up the definition of "bot". Lol
Yes he is you twatting cunt. Travel the world and get back to me. Until then STFU.
I might even agree with you on those choices. However if Newsom is the candidate and you "and others don't vote" you are malicious and more evil than any other MAGAt fool because we know what will happen. We're already finished. I'll keep arguing with you Newsom until you stop saying stupid shit.
Oh please stop such nonsense. How pathetic to even try to whatabout this.
I truly can't understand it. How many times do we have to destroy ourselves before Americans learn to stop expecting perfection and choose the best available option and work with that?
TACO didn't write this. I wish Zelenskyy would refuse to come.
Bullshit. Newsom is not a fascist. And if we get to vote in 2028 and he's the Dem candidate I'll vote for him. So will my children living abroad. No one is perfect right now because Americans are utterly stupid, selfish, ignorant and refuse to make socialist choices. Newsom is infinitely better.
This makes zero sense. Literally zero. You mentioned no one. I said nothing about Colbert. I said that Newsom is not a fascist (he isn't) and this attitude is why we now have A FUCKING PEDOPHILE FASCIST. That's it. Very strange reply.
No he's not. THIS IS THE BULLSHIT CRAP THAT GOT US TRUMP. The stupidity of this perspective is profoundly dangerous. Stop being a child.
No he is not. This is exactly how we hit here. You utter fuckwit. Trump and ICE are fascists. Newsom is not.
These are gold. Not the tacky gold shit that Mango Mussolini adorns everything with, but actual classic Olympic gold level trolling. This is how smart people wage a war.
Newsom *. No e
@camillezapata.bsky.social
My guess is that Newsom definitely is behind the press releases and secretly sniggers every time they post. (Newsom not Newsome BTW *)
It's a team of 3. Led by a very beautiful Latina. @camillezapata.bsky.social
Everyone let's remember that as superb as Newsom is, these epic trolls are the work of Camille Zapata, an immigrant destroying the Orange Dictator one troll at a time. Shout out to her every time Newsom's Press Office posts.
This is the best part. The obsessing over his absurdly tiny hands. 😂 What's even better is this copies his pathetic style while actually spelling correctly and coherently. Making it the perfect troll. This is the best thing ever. Lollllllllll.
Go Camille. And GN rocks.
Same here. And my daughter living abroad. She would have been amazing. Faults and all.
Yeah at the expense of me and millions of others who chose the happy competent flawed but impeccably capable woman of color.
Yessssssss. Omg this. What is so difficult to comprehend? Look at what we've lost because of the combination of profound MAGAt brainwashed lunacy plus narrow-minded fools who refuse to see the forest for the trees. Fucking hell.
Precisely. What's even worse is these same idiots are now already saying if we actually get another election and Newsom is the candidate they won't vote for him because.... he was mean to trans people (he wasn't but made foolish comments) or he likes Charlie Kirk (poor choice for sure) blah blah. 🙄
But but Gaza so I won't vote for Kamala or hey I'll abstain from voting because THAT WILL TEACH BIDEN/HARRIS a lesson. It won't be MY fault if the Orange Motherfucker get elected and destroys every shred of decency and democracy. I showed them ALL my objection to Gaza by not voting. But but.....
True. Except it's Cruise not Cruz *
She's awesome. You'll love her. Japanese girl, 15 years old. Drumming since she was 2! Here's a sample, one of my favourites from her: youtu.be/eXS6OF8FdoE?...
JFC. I'm in Portland. Where did this happen? We don't have a significant immigrant population except from Asia.
I used to drum years ago. Hope you can pick it up again. Have you discovered Yoyoka Soma?
This! 👆 Their fucking pompous attitude of supposedly caring for Gaza's future while refusing to choose the woman with joy and empathy WHO WOULD HAVE RESPONDED TO PUBLIC PRESSURE is sickening and infuriating and why we're headed for destruction and fascism. Not MAGAts. They're stupid. It's them.
While I support your cause and wish you success, it's absurdly inappropriate to post this on a thread about a donkey and her baby. Please try to post where it's relevant.
Violife is delicious but very pricey. They are nevertheless amazing. I have found several incredible versions of vegan parmesan that are off the chart good. I eat avocadoes every day. They're great in sweet dishes too.
I have a question - does "America's Favorite Governor" Mr Handsome Newsom The Haircut have to approve your troll posts first? Does he contribute any ideas? And mostly, how hard does he laugh every time he reads a new one?
JFC Americans have been selfish, butthurt, arrogant, pompous and thoughtless for decades. How do you think slavery flourished? Also, the Midwest was populated by Germans and Scandinavians, all white supremacists known for bloodlust.
I respectfully disagree. Newsom, Crockett, AOC, Buttigieg and many otters all know when to use intelligence and finesse and when to go down to idiocy levels to drive a point home. Right now stupidity is king and it needs to be dismantled by any means possible. Plus on a personal note I ♥️ this troll!
