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Teddy Ted Ted

@tedput.bsky.social

Landing here at Bluesky, seeking a breath of fresh air. Humanist. Engineer by day. Intellectual vagabond by night. Helping someone else is better than helping yourself.

created November 11, 2024

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Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

They should just spray paint him gold using the same stuff they paint on the tacky oval office decorations.

2/9/2025, 7:38:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

RFK and friends:

1/9/2025, 12:14:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social)

The gang of stupids, who quietly sat on the sidelines for decades, are now loudly asserting that their stupid thoughts are as important as smart people thoughts. The open-media of the modern Internet allows them to amplify their stupid thoughts, which were previously removed by competent editors.

1/9/2025, 12:12:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

The neurotic in me thinks he is searching for his lost car keys.

28/8/2025, 7:01:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel like they are causing me to have cancer just from looking at the photo 🤣

28/8/2025, 12:35:15 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social)

Most days, I feel lucky to have the eye-hand coordination to tie my shoes, let alone do anything like this.

27/8/2025, 12:59:30 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Valorie Bridges Fant * Author of * Go Back to Your Country * (@vrfant1.bsky.social) reposted

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26/8/2025, 6:36:02 PM | 39 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Reaction from too many adrenochrome injections 😆

25/8/2025, 8:11:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social)

Free links to important things. Special Counsel Smith report, Volume I: www.justice.gov/storage/Repo... Special Consel Mueller report, Volume I: www.justice.gov/archives/sco... US House January 6th Select Committee report and supporting materials: www.govinfo.gov/collection/j...

25/8/2025, 8:01:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Unfortunately, it seems that 'real' press are no longer invited to his pressers.

25/8/2025, 4:53:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump, checking all the 'alpha-male' checkboxes.

25/8/2025, 4:27:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes! I installed free Windows Power Toys and remapped it to Ctrl.

23/8/2025, 12:15:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

I think of this when he talks about norms, consent, and hypocrisy.

21/8/2025, 4:50:02 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social)

I hate-Hate-HATE gerrymandering, but if I think of it in terms of the Russia-Ukraine war, you have to fight back with weapons of war when you are being attacked. You can't sit back and say "I don't believe in war" when an invading force is crashing thru your backyard, and you expect to survive.

21/8/2025, 4:48:46 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

youtu.be/SJCb-7rn3Lw?...

21/8/2025, 1:43:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

youtu.be/lbq4G1TjKYg?...

21/8/2025, 1:41:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

The first rule of Fight Club...

20/8/2025, 11:40:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Is Kari Lake still around? I thought she gave up and moved to the woods with Sarah Palin?

19/8/2025, 3:42:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Seriously, his bear's head is up above the star, but in a real flag the head is well below the star.

17/8/2025, 12:57:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

I have this T-shirt, and in my dreams, Arnold was wearing one during this video.

Mocking the California flag, two bears are having sex with the word
17/8/2025, 12:53:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Pawn shop guy:
15/8/2025, 11:46:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

I saw Roy play in a small venue in Dayton OH. I could have sworn his pinky finger was 3-inches longer than the rest, the way he could wrap it around that volume knob.

14/8/2025, 4:26:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen.bsky.social) reposted

But I was told by everyone on the right that the only person who could deploy the National Guard (or prevent the deployment of the National Guard) was Nancy Pelosi.

11/8/2025, 8:07:58 PM | 23975 5684 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

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11/8/2025, 12:22:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Walmarts and such have 'cat grease'. It's a meat flavored paste that helps break up hairballs so they slide out one way or the other. Always helped our furry boy that often had blockages.

11/8/2025, 12:20:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

My Yank brain is working hard to wrap itself around mushroom ketchup, let alone the full Wow Wow.

7/8/2025, 4:49:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Trivia: Cheez-Its were invented in Dayton, OH in 1921 (we are required to know these things as lifelong Dayton residents).

6/8/2025, 3:56:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted

Question for Mike Flood: With $450 million being allocated to Alligator Alcatraz, and ICE burning through $8.4 million a day to illegally detain people—How much does it cost for fascism? How much do the tax payers have to pay for a fascist country?

4/8/2025, 11:46:18 PM | 18977 6260 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social)

Elitism is at epidemic proportions.

1/8/2025, 11:23:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social)

I would drive 18 hours to TX to hear and support this gentleman speak truth to those representatives.

31/7/2025, 4:39:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Photo of Pete Rose
28/7/2025, 11:06:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

They found multiple illegal activities yet none went to jail. Sadly this is the typical outcome for white-skin, white-collar crime. POC's get their windows busted, forced down, and hauled to jail for not having their headlights on in a daytime storm. Who was causing the most harm to society? 😡

24/7/2025, 12:32:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Doesn't he brag about his uncle who created thoughts in a think building?

22/7/2025, 4:33:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Unfortunately, they have probably learned the average citizen attention span, and realize most eyes/brains will be focused elsewhere in two months. If mainstream news had any balls, they would not let this fade.

22/7/2025, 4:21:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

His spoiled-rich-kid little smirks irritate the hell out of me. I will never understand what people see in him as desirable or admirable.

22/7/2025, 11:23:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

It's my new favorite!

21/7/2025, 8:58:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Conversely, the lawn is getting some Charlie time, and hopefully enjoys it just as much

21/7/2025, 8:54:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm afraid there is is some element of "you'd have to be insane to run for public office". When all the sane peeps opt-out due to excessive fuckery, 99% of the time all you have left are the nut jobs.

21/7/2025, 5:18:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, me too, and I don't remember any topless crew members on the bridge! 😜

21/7/2025, 10:13:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Cute, but why is the one cat naked?

21/7/2025, 10:04:49 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Trying to improve technology development instead of crush it? What a fascinating idea that I wish US leadership would adopt.

20/7/2025, 12:46:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social)

MAGA has been trained by Republican leaders that they are allowed to choose false over true facts.

20/7/2025, 11:53:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Bill with big beautiful hands.

16/7/2025, 11:15:04 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pets Against Trump… (@trumph8ters.bsky.social) reposted

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15/7/2025, 3:51:31 PM | 9302 1340 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

15/7/2025, 4:10:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe it's Maybelline?

Donald Trump displaying his poor makeup strategies.
14/7/2025, 5:00:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

"Bandit on the Boulder" is better than "Sermon on the Mount"

14/7/2025, 11:21:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Larry (@ahbseen.bsky.social) reposted

How did we get here 😐

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12/7/2025, 2:36:05 PM | 16495 4852 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🫶🏻LaylaBella🫶🏻 (@laylabelle3.bsky.social) reposted

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10/7/2025, 4:41:33 PM | 1046 207 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Ultimate live drum solo (with a Krupa reference).

11/7/2025, 12:23:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Make 'em proud of their hardware.

10/7/2025, 12:24:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social)

Trump only hires the best (ass kissers).

8/7/2025, 11:25:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Did they share the pics with you? I would love to have pics of my brain on my phone, so when people ask me, "What is wrong with you?", I can show them a picture.

8/7/2025, 4:52:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Was this guy a transfer from Uvalde?

7/7/2025, 5:36:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Also kind of reminds me of this from Hitchhikers Guide, after the elites sent away the phone sanitizing workers: "the entire remaining population subsequently died from a virulent disease contracted from a dirty telephone"

7/7/2025, 5:05:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Are the Democrats still causing weather disasters? Fox is silent on this for some reason. 😅

6/7/2025, 5:43:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Correlation is not causation.

4/7/2025, 12:16:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social)

Morning sun on our wildflower prairie.

The morning sun shines through tree leaves creating golden beams above a field of grass.
3/7/2025, 6:25:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

The name "Alligator Alcatraz" reminds us that America is currently run by adults who are like malicious, giggling children using magnifying glasses to burn ants.

2/7/2025, 12:35:29 AM | 20827 5222 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

It still has to go back to the House for a vote. Hopefully it will run into trouble there, and die a sufferable death.

1/7/2025, 4:52:31 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Back to the Future jumped from 1985 to 1955, which would be like jumping back to 1995 from today.

1/7/2025, 4:05:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, "owner responsibility". I get it now. According to tRump, farmers can own brown people and be responsible for them. I seem to recall this being tried before in the past...

1/7/2025, 3:55:17 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Any day now they will move forward with the gas chambers, Stephen Miller signature editions.

1/7/2025, 3:46:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

"These people receiving healthcare need to stop receiving healthcare and just get back to work to earn value for the shareholders."

1/7/2025, 1:59:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

The Office meme stating
27/6/2025, 5:38:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

My friend named her cat Jon Snow. "You know nothing, Jon Snow" applies very well here.

27/6/2025, 4:10:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Mrs Vance is of Indian descent. Mrs Miller is not. But still, any human being that maintains a relationship with this dude must be suffering from some kind of trauma.

27/6/2025, 3:14:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

"Women are too emotional to be president."

25/6/2025, 11:29:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake_Vig (@jakevig.bsky.social) reposted

It's been so weird to watch a president learn things in real time when fielding a question from the press. Then, whatever word or concept he learns, he uses in the next few social media posts. It's like when a 3rd grader learns a new fact about dinosaurs.

24/6/2025, 12:28:46 PM | 10032 1832 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social)

Best part: all the great info. Second best part: the guillotine earrings 😀🔥

23/6/2025, 6:36:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Ohio is red because we are so deeply gerrymandered, not by popular vote.

23/6/2025, 6:17:14 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social)

I was today years old when I learned that "Poor Poor Pitiful Me" was written and first recorded by Warren Zevon.

20/6/2025, 7:37:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Its like every last one of them have just been waiting for this opportunity to cause harm to people. Where are all of the agents that are refusing to go along with the hate? Where are the conscientious objectors? Why are they not appearing at events or creating their own resistance team?

20/6/2025, 4:51:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

I have a few old DBJ's rattling around in my head, and when one sometimes resurfaces, I feel a twinge of shame at still thinking it is funny, but then continue to think it is funny.

20/6/2025, 4:31:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social)

Exactly this.

20/6/2025, 2:36:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Elon Musk slimes his way across America. Film at eleven.

19/6/2025, 3:50:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

He's been descending into madness since 1946.

19/6/2025, 3:18:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Regime change in USA first, then Russia, then Israel.

19/6/2025, 3:15:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Unmasked, exposed, deposed, and disposed.

19/6/2025, 3:07:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

A good old-fashioned tar and glittering.

19/6/2025, 3:02:02 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

The break we all need is for tRump to disappear from the earth, but a break from the socials is a good temporary cleanse.

19/6/2025, 3:00:43 PM | 19 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Awesome self defense mechanism. "If I make you non-functional, you will no longer be able to put this crap inside me."

19/6/2025, 1:43:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump = Saint Grobian

19/6/2025, 12:14:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

If they make sunkist with vitamins AND caffeine, then the world just may be a tolerable place. [maybe]

19/6/2025, 12:10:49 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social)

Anti-Israel is not antisemitic.

19/6/2025, 9:53:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture Leia🇨🇴🇺🇸 (@theswprincess.bsky.social) reposted

Singer Nezza was told to sing the national anthem in English at the Dodgers game - she sang it in Spanish anyway. The crowd cheered as she finished “The Star-Spangled Banner” en español 🇺🇸🇨🇴🇩🇴 The Spanish version was commissioned by the US govt in 1945 to foster better relations with Latin America.

16/6/2025, 4:25:39 PM | 6226 1484 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

White crime is invisible

17/6/2025, 4:12:43 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

The world needs more Russian sanctions like this.

17/6/2025, 3:39:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Send John Wick after this guy.

17/6/2025, 1:09:58 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

We had some Stella glasses custom etched this past weekend. "No Kings!" and "Love is Love."

Stella Artois glasses with custom etching stating
17/6/2025, 11:31:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Don Sr is king of the dumbest of the dumb, and somehow managed to get reelected by the collective dumbs. I do not hold-out any great hope that the dumbs will not also elect Jr.

16/6/2025, 8:04:02 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Spud Lovr (@spudlovr.bsky.social) reposted

My favorite #Wisconsin #NoKings sign/flag from today. #wipolitics

Image of an large cat walking on top of a long snake, with caption OH LAWD HE TREADIN'
15/6/2025, 3:24:17 AM | 27599 4115 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dana Goldberg (@dgcomedy.bsky.social) reposted

Dear Kristi Noem, #NoKings

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Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Whistlepig.

14/6/2025, 1:38:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Weakest cry baby ever.

14/6/2025, 12:50:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social)

"We didn't cross the border, the border crossed us.". Perfect truth.

14/6/2025, 1:04:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JΛKΣ✌️ (@mothmanshadow.com) reposted

LAPD out there like

The popo pepper sprayed a sin bather in a a Georges Seurat painting
9/6/2025, 2:10:48 PM | 27308 5554 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

Was using "spurs" in the headline a deliberate dig at tRump? I certainly hope so.

9/6/2025, 3:35:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent

It looks like it warbled too much for your photo 🧐

8/6/2025, 12:51:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view