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They should just spray paint him gold using the same stuff they paint on the tacky oval office decorations.
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They should just spray paint him gold using the same stuff they paint on the tacky oval office decorations.
Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent
RFK and friends:
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The gang of stupids, who quietly sat on the sidelines for decades, are now loudly asserting that their stupid thoughts are as important as smart people thoughts. The open-media of the modern Internet allows them to amplify their stupid thoughts, which were previously removed by competent editors.
Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent
The neurotic in me thinks he is searching for his lost car keys.
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I feel like they are causing me to have cancer just from looking at the photo 🤣
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Most days, I feel lucky to have the eye-hand coordination to tie my shoes, let alone do anything like this.
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Reaction from too many adrenochrome injections 😆
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Free links to important things. Special Counsel Smith report, Volume I: www.justice.gov/storage/Repo... Special Consel Mueller report, Volume I: www.justice.gov/archives/sco... US House January 6th Select Committee report and supporting materials: www.govinfo.gov/collection/j...
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Unfortunately, it seems that 'real' press are no longer invited to his pressers.
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Trump, checking all the 'alpha-male' checkboxes.
Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes! I installed free Windows Power Toys and remapped it to Ctrl.
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I think of this when he talks about norms, consent, and hypocrisy.
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I hate-Hate-HATE gerrymandering, but if I think of it in terms of the Russia-Ukraine war, you have to fight back with weapons of war when you are being attacked. You can't sit back and say "I don't believe in war" when an invading force is crashing thru your backyard, and you expect to survive.
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youtu.be/SJCb-7rn3Lw?...
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youtu.be/lbq4G1TjKYg?...
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The first rule of Fight Club...
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Is Kari Lake still around? I thought she gave up and moved to the woods with Sarah Palin?
Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent
Seriously, his bear's head is up above the star, but in a real flag the head is well below the star.
Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent
I have this T-shirt, and in my dreams, Arnold was wearing one during this video.
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I saw Roy play in a small venue in Dayton OH. I could have sworn his pinky finger was 3-inches longer than the rest, the way he could wrap it around that volume knob.
Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen.bsky.social) reposted
But I was told by everyone on the right that the only person who could deploy the National Guard (or prevent the deployment of the National Guard) was Nancy Pelosi.
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Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent
Walmarts and such have 'cat grease'. It's a meat flavored paste that helps break up hairballs so they slide out one way or the other. Always helped our furry boy that often had blockages.
Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent
My Yank brain is working hard to wrap itself around mushroom ketchup, let alone the full Wow Wow.
Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent
Trivia: Cheez-Its were invented in Dayton, OH in 1921 (we are required to know these things as lifelong Dayton residents).
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
Question for Mike Flood: With $450 million being allocated to Alligator Alcatraz, and ICE burning through $8.4 million a day to illegally detain people—How much does it cost for fascism? How much do the tax payers have to pay for a fascist country?
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Elitism is at epidemic proportions.
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I would drive 18 hours to TX to hear and support this gentleman speak truth to those representatives.
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Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent
They found multiple illegal activities yet none went to jail. Sadly this is the typical outcome for white-skin, white-collar crime. POC's get their windows busted, forced down, and hauled to jail for not having their headlights on in a daytime storm. Who was causing the most harm to society? 😡
Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent
Doesn't he brag about his uncle who created thoughts in a think building?
Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfortunately, they have probably learned the average citizen attention span, and realize most eyes/brains will be focused elsewhere in two months. If mainstream news had any balls, they would not let this fade.
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His spoiled-rich-kid little smirks irritate the hell out of me. I will never understand what people see in him as desirable or admirable.
Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent
It's my new favorite!
Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent
Conversely, the lawn is getting some Charlie time, and hopefully enjoys it just as much
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I'm afraid there is is some element of "you'd have to be insane to run for public office". When all the sane peeps opt-out due to excessive fuckery, 99% of the time all you have left are the nut jobs.
Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, me too, and I don't remember any topless crew members on the bridge! 😜
Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent
Cute, but why is the one cat naked?
Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent
Trying to improve technology development instead of crush it? What a fascinating idea that I wish US leadership would adopt.
Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social)
MAGA has been trained by Republican leaders that they are allowed to choose false over true facts.
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Bill with big beautiful hands.
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Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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"Bandit on the Boulder" is better than "Sermon on the Mount"
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Ultimate live drum solo (with a Krupa reference).
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Make 'em proud of their hardware.
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Trump only hires the best (ass kissers).
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Did they share the pics with you? I would love to have pics of my brain on my phone, so when people ask me, "What is wrong with you?", I can show them a picture.
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Was this guy a transfer from Uvalde?
Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent
Also kind of reminds me of this from Hitchhikers Guide, after the elites sent away the phone sanitizing workers: "the entire remaining population subsequently died from a virulent disease contracted from a dirty telephone"
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Are the Democrats still causing weather disasters? Fox is silent on this for some reason. 😅
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Correlation is not causation.
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
The name "Alligator Alcatraz" reminds us that America is currently run by adults who are like malicious, giggling children using magnifying glasses to burn ants.
Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent
It still has to go back to the House for a vote. Hopefully it will run into trouble there, and die a sufferable death.
Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent
Back to the Future jumped from 1985 to 1955, which would be like jumping back to 1995 from today.
Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, "owner responsibility". I get it now. According to tRump, farmers can own brown people and be responsible for them. I seem to recall this being tried before in the past...
Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent
Any day now they will move forward with the gas chambers, Stephen Miller signature editions.
Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent
"These people receiving healthcare need to stop receiving healthcare and just get back to work to earn value for the shareholders."
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My friend named her cat Jon Snow. "You know nothing, Jon Snow" applies very well here.
Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent
Mrs Vance is of Indian descent. Mrs Miller is not. But still, any human being that maintains a relationship with this dude must be suffering from some kind of trauma.
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"Women are too emotional to be president."
Jake_Vig (@jakevig.bsky.social) reposted
It's been so weird to watch a president learn things in real time when fielding a question from the press. Then, whatever word or concept he learns, he uses in the next few social media posts. It's like when a 3rd grader learns a new fact about dinosaurs.
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Best part: all the great info. Second best part: the guillotine earrings 😀🔥
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Ohio is red because we are so deeply gerrymandered, not by popular vote.
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I was today years old when I learned that "Poor Poor Pitiful Me" was written and first recorded by Warren Zevon.
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Its like every last one of them have just been waiting for this opportunity to cause harm to people. Where are all of the agents that are refusing to go along with the hate? Where are the conscientious objectors? Why are they not appearing at events or creating their own resistance team?
Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a few old DBJ's rattling around in my head, and when one sometimes resurfaces, I feel a twinge of shame at still thinking it is funny, but then continue to think it is funny.
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Exactly this.
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Elon Musk slimes his way across America. Film at eleven.
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He's been descending into madness since 1946.
Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent
Regime change in USA first, then Russia, then Israel.
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Unmasked, exposed, deposed, and disposed.
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A good old-fashioned tar and glittering.
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The break we all need is for tRump to disappear from the earth, but a break from the socials is a good temporary cleanse.
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Awesome self defense mechanism. "If I make you non-functional, you will no longer be able to put this crap inside me."
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Trump = Saint Grobian
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If they make sunkist with vitamins AND caffeine, then the world just may be a tolerable place. [maybe]
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Anti-Israel is not antisemitic.
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Leia🇨🇴🇺🇸 (@theswprincess.bsky.social) reposted
Singer Nezza was told to sing the national anthem in English at the Dodgers game - she sang it in Spanish anyway. The crowd cheered as she finished “The Star-Spangled Banner” en español 🇺🇸🇨🇴🇩🇴 The Spanish version was commissioned by the US govt in 1945 to foster better relations with Latin America.
Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent
White crime is invisible
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The world needs more Russian sanctions like this.
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Send John Wick after this guy.
Teddy Ted Ted (@tedput.bsky.social) reply parent
We had some Stella glasses custom etched this past weekend. "No Kings!" and "Love is Love."
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Don Sr is king of the dumbest of the dumb, and somehow managed to get reelected by the collective dumbs. I do not hold-out any great hope that the dumbs will not also elect Jr.
Spud Lovr (@spudlovr.bsky.social) reposted
My favorite #Wisconsin #NoKings sign/flag from today. #wipolitics
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Whistlepig.
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Weakest cry baby ever.
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"We didn't cross the border, the border crossed us.". Perfect truth.
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Was using "spurs" in the headline a deliberate dig at tRump? I certainly hope so.
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It looks like it warbled too much for your photo 🧐