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It’s kind of interesting given the dumb chatter about Don Jr. making for a political dynasty he’s instead just
You just know it’s going to be fucking awful.
But probably 2
1,2,8 or 11
Nope I’ve had fun joking and reading jokes but he’s not going anywhere. I expect tomorrow will bring fresh horrors probably in the way of troop deployment to Chicago.
Yeah that’s what I’m thinking. It was already in the works and the opportunity to change the news cycle just makes sense.
It’s either that, threatening Venezuela, or deploying troops to Chicago.
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Smart money is that it’s not at all health related and instead a horrific new policy or action that will further immiserate the country and/or the world.
Guaranteed it’s going to be something absolutely horrific he’s doing to us or another country and not him announcing medical leave. But we had some fun.
This is literally the largest act of union busting in American history. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/u...
9% odds is free money
I’m sure there’s some explanation but hard to deny this is some weird shit.
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
Run at that bright light, buddy!
“Cool beans”, “sexual predator”, “mixtape”, “N-word”
NEW -- Exactly 10 days after taking the oath early this year, Donald Trump nearly drowned dozens, potentially hundreds, of his own citizens in California’s Central Valley. Why? Because he is one of the most ignorant people you will ever meet. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
If Donald Trump were healthy, and if liberals were speculating on his health and suggesting he was ill or worse, then the Donald Trump we all know would be more than happy to loudly and publicly refute them, rub it in their faces, mock them, and use it for his favorite purpose: keening self-pity.
If Democrats retake a chamber of Congress they should use investigatory powers to release the names of ICE officers so the public can shame them properly. At least the ones wearing masks
So make dumb jokes. Unfurl ancient "Paul is dead" memes. Let the president know millions loathe him. Look for cryptic portents scorched into your breakfast toast. Start saving to book Yankee Stadium for a party, or to fund a cross-country trip on a tricycle carrying a banner that says WHEW. Go wild.
Tulsi Gabbard is *very obviously* a foreign intelligence asset and I hope we all live long enough to see her tried and convicted for it.
This is starting to feel like a real thing.
man’s never met a press camera he didn’t want to be in front of and has been calling into every right wing radio station and cable show to rant for decades, if he’s doing neither, something weird is up
These are truly Interesting Times we are living through.
party's back on chat
Love this
The actions of this regime are looking more like tenants who are getting evicted fucking up the property as much as possible on the way out.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh shit
Pronto Pup GOATed fair fare.
Real talk Trump creating inroads for democrats in rural areas by tanking the economies is political suicide at a level that I don't think you can replicate. Again: it doesn't take much. A little depressed turnout, maybe 5-8% uniform swing, and suddenly you're losing Iowa and Ohio.
This is superlative journalism. Wish this were a template for a thousand more like it.
Trump's contribution to our politics was exposing that conservatives don't care about any of the principles they've said are sacrosanct for 100 years, and all they wanted was to be openly evil instead of circuitously evil. The Democrats who win will be the ones who understand this and act like it
Not enough people are getting their asses kicked in public and it’s really showing.
Not the BEST meme to post after 24 hours of speculation about your death.
We used to live in a country where something like this would illuminate a red light on some investigator's desk and they'd get right to work.
The next Republican convention should have to take place in a bunker.
Fuck that's so good.
Session beers are where it's at. Give me something with a decent hop profile and 4% abv and I'm so happy.
I get it, but I'm just not that scared of this. It's like Jim Jones dying and his accountant taking over. Manageable.
Trump and Miller can’t stop making their enemies into heroes.
Huge victory for comedy that all the jokes about him dying led the dying man to make a public appearance today
2025 Democratic politics is that scene in every 70s movie where somebody gets their car stolen and runs down the street shaking their fist in the air yelling, "Hey, that's my car!!!"
No idea what I’m going to do next year. Plot revenge I guess.
Pretty much any time in the past decade that someone around me has Known a Guy, the Guy is 82 years old. The Guys are dying off and we’re not getting enough new Guys.
Reposted by Conway. Never Trumpers have been leading the moment for at least a couple of years.
🥺
Them: “Cities are all rotting hellscapes!” Cities:
Trump teasing his new ambient album.
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ it 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
trumpwatch is the bluesky version of buying a powerball ticket. It's not about the odds, it's about the dream
Gleeful bloodlust
there's a tragic rumor that the president sat down too hard on his balls and flailed in pain, accidentally tripping into the fireplace and catching on fire, then fell through a window, lacerating himself with broken glass and landing on a beehive before shitting himself to death from bad mcdonald's
Yeah man I’ll be so happy for the K-Hive grannies.
👀👀👀
Envisioning the mothership in Independence Day exploding and all of the shields in the satellite ships going down.
It’s probably cheating to even mention Tom Waits.
Lord knows I’m not trying to put a damper on things, but he DID tweet tonight in what was pretty convincingly his voice. Not impossible to replicate but just sayin
My primary goal in life is to live it in such a way to prevent thousands and thousands of people from having a kumbaya moment together fantasizing about my death.
When it happens, the flowers will bob back and forth in a dance while the sun looks over with a smiling face and sunglasses.
I’m having a baby in like 10 days. Would really be something if she was born in a Don-less world.
Wow perfect sativa ratio. Breakfast tastes great, music is awesome, and not afraid to answer the phone kind of ratio.
Posting is praxis when ur manifesting the funniest thing
It’s almost certainly not going to happen imminently, but it’s fun to riff about it and right now that’s enough.
Oh he is FAR from the only one I actively wish this for. The corrosion runs deep, but I really don’t know what one can do about that.
You know Trump isn’t dead yet because Miller hasn’t displayed the hanging corpses of immigrants from the White House awning.
Let me know when Truth Social begins broadcasting Swan Lake
Miss the good old days when the scheming viziers were prone to acting on those schemes.
Once again, y’all failed to purchase enough Buzzballs
Your grandfather totally fuckin rules.
Lol fuck
he's not dead, guys. maybe loomer got a tongue ring and he took the weekend, who knows
Better invest in some marching shoes before those double in price as well.
Ever had grandparents? Yeah. It’s like that.
I’d rather he be dumped into a pauper’s grave and forgotten forever, but we’ll be talking about and studying the psychopathic evil of Stephen Miller for generations.
Ah, didn’t realize that!
Surprised Flowers didn’t break the top 20. Ruby Tuesday!
I’m at high risk for hopium overdose.
I feel like my will for revenge would survive any ailment that could afflict my body right now. It would animate my corpse.
We all need to survive this because we’re human and our lives matter, but we also need to get revenge.
It’s important that everyone act as if the federal government is occupied by a group of Nazi sympathizing, neo-Confederate insurrectionists who are opposed to multiracial democracy and at war with the constitution—because that’s exactly what’s happening.
CONTEXT: The timing of the revocation of US Secret Service security protection for the former Vice President and Democratic Presidential challenger to Trump is very much intentional, and is essentially a call to action to the militant extremists within the fascist MAGA movement.
Touch & Go 25th Anni fest: Big Black reunion, Scratch Acid reunion GVSB playing Venus Luxure, Man or Astroman, Shellac, !!! closing out one of the nights with a huge dance party.
Can't help but feel like he's trying to set up the board for himself.
Bartering for seeds.
Trump is a coward, but this is not a case of cowardice. It’s indifference. He does not care about Americans, children or otherwise, dying.
Not cowardice. Indifference. He does not care who lives or dies.
I hate the thieves who run this state with all of my heart.
The fact that he's saying this to the media means the funeral plans are in the works.
The smart bet is definitely Trump.
“The only real politics I knew was that if a guy liked Hitler, I’d beat the stuffing out of him and that would be it.” - Jack Kirby Happy birthday King
The CDC putting their foot down and holding the line is good because 1) lives are at risk from RFK Jr's insanity, obviously 2) put's regime on the spot. Are you pro-death or are you going to admit a fault here and correct it? Hard to spin the kind of wins they want out of this.
If we saw one man in history respond to an argument with "I see your point. You've made a convincing argument and it has informed my position and I may change my mind on this because of what you just said" it would be so uncanny we wouldn't know what to make of it. Of course Torres doesn't do this.
Checking in with Democrats to see if this is a distraction.
Seems bad.
Watching a forest burn and thinking that at least the people who didn’t have the manpower to put it out were white.
Wait we got trinkets??
It’s official. September 6th. From all across this nation. We march in D.C. Join us.
this is a scene straight out of a war zone. the president has declared war on his own country.
We’re basically at the point where we need a dark vigilante a la Batman. We need someone to swoop in and fuck these goons up then disappear into the night.