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tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
Tomorrow, Trump and his team of Doctors will declare that swollen ankles are a sign of tremendous health.
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
Tomorrow, Trump is signing an EO that he gets to go to heaven.
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
What if they pull a "Dave" and make James Austin Johnson play the president for the next 3 years?
Daniel Fienberg (@thefienprint.bsky.social) reposted
Graham Greene was one of those actors whose presence was absolutely, 100% guaranteed to make whatever movie or TV show he was in better. He added instant gravitas and authority, reliable stealthy humor and depth beyond whatever was on the page. Should've been Emmy nominated for "Reservation Dogs."
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
For the 35th year in a row, Screen Door by Uncle Tupelo.
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tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm so lost in this nonsense. Is your only point that the spontaneous Floyd Protests got "a pass"? If that's it, I am happy to be a hypocrite. My support for human rights was greater than public health guidelines.
David_j_roth (@davidjroth.bsky.social) reposted
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social)
When I was a kid, we'd go to Catholic Mass in Cabin country on Vacation. The priest could trim to service to about 45 minutes. I was so mad they couldn't do that every week.
Stacey Burns (@wentrogue.bsky.social) reposted
If youâre ever passing through Hinckley (on certain days of the week between May-Oct), be sure to stop at the Fire Museum
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
If Trump is brain dead, how will they know?
zaratustra (@zaratustra.bsky.social) reposted
"chatGPT 5 is like having a bunch of phds in your pocket" here's ten trillion dollars "bluesky is having an *actual* bunch of phds in your pocket" dying platform. it disgusts me
Khashoggi's Ghost (@urocklive1.bsky.social) reposted
Trump limits National Guard assignments to 29 days at a time to keep the called up service members from getting healthcare and housing benefits while on duty. And the NG troops are catching on. Stereotypical Trump. Don't give those losers and suckers an extra dime. www.rawstory.com/trump-infuri...
Peter Sagal (@petersagal.bsky.social) reposted
Lupita Nihongo (@otsumamiboy.bsky.social) reposted
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
Adam Klasfeld (@klasfeldreports.com) reposted
Jan Carey is charged with lighting a fire in an undesignated area and in a manner causing damage to real property or park resources â Class "B" misdemeanors, typically resolved in D.C. with a small fine, per this story. He called Trump's executive order bluff.
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social)
It has electrolytes, what souls crave!
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
It has electrolytes, what souls crave!
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, name one thing the GOP has done to aid mental health.
Jeff Lazarus (@jlazarus.bsky.social) reposted
This isn't just a political claim, it's an empirical one. If "the problem is not guns" then we shouldn't see any correlation between gun ownership and oh wait platform.vox.com/wp-content/u...
Monica (@softtail65.bsky.social) reposted
Because, now say it with me, "An executive order is not a fucking law."
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social)
Trump: "Kids with brain cancer have had it too good for too long".
Zach Everson (@zacheverson.com) reposted
"Pediatric Brain Cancer Trial Group to Be Phased Out" "A network of hospitals and cancer centers dedicated to early phase trials of novel treatments will no longer receive federal funding." đđ Nina Agrawal for @nytimes.com
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
If you back RFK Jr., you should only be able to receive medical treatment from people with his credentials.
News Eye (@newseye.bsky.social) reposted
BREAKING: Big moment as CDC staff stage a mass walkout. They have lined the street outside its HQ to greet and salute the four top officials who have resigned in protest at RFK Jrâs attack on the agencyâs science base. (đ„ AP)
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YVf...
FactPost (@factpostnews.bsky.social) reposted
Sen. Klobuchar: I'm so tired of some of my colleagues who won't stand up and vote for some stricter national gun standards. Better background checks, triggers if a number of guns are purchased at once, triggers on assault weapons. Why don't these people have the courage to stand up and vote for it?
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
Countries with high antidepressant use include Canada, Iceland, Portugal, and the United Kingdom. They don't seem to have mass shooting problems.
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social)
If you like RFK Jr, you can only see people with his credentials when you or your kids get sick.
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
Countries with high antidepressant use include Canada, Iceland, Portugal, and the United Kingdom. They don't seem to have mass shooting problems.
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
Can they study what bullets do to bodies?
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social)
Tom Clancy's Uncle Tom's Cabin
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
Tom Clancy's Uncle Tom's Cabin
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
I do hate it when Right Wing people keep shooting kids and politicians.
John Patrick Pullen (@jppullen.com) reposted
Today's shooting in Minneapolis was a tragedy. The cause: The guns. It always been the guns. Until Congress does something about the guns, it will still be the guns. Consider this, from LONG SHADOW, hosted by @vermontgmg.bsky.social and produced by @longlead.com with @thetrace.org and @prx.org
Mike Nellis (@mikenellis.bsky.social) reposted
5,203 mass shootings since 2015. FOUR of them by trans people. Yet MAGA clowns keep attacking trans folks instead of doing a damn thing to stop these shootings. Theyâve got all the power at their fingertips, but wonât lift a finger to actually protect our kids.
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
Can you make that Podcast happen?
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted
The Minneapolis shooter was apparently a fan of several mass murderers who were motivated by the same "Great Replacement Theory" that has pretty much taken over the Republican Party.
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
We had a horrific emergency involving our kids today and right now I'm just sitting at my computer in a daze and in shock. Thankfully they are okay but others are less fortunate.
Just Jack (@just-jack-1.bsky.social) reposted
Republicans: Mass shootings: âitâs the price of freedom. Send thoughts and prayersâ Homelessness: âDeploy the National Guardâ
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like waste.
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
Frey: And don't just say, this is about thoughts and prayers right now. These kids were literally praying. It was the first week of school. They were in a church.
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
A ham hero sub with extra mustard.
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
Fucking sick to my stomach.
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you know he is from Detroit Lakes?
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
How does ICE breathe in those masks?
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
The GOP normalizing masked men running around America "policing" is nuts.
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
On Labor Day weekend, these National Guard members should be with their families at home, not doing chores in DC.
davidrlurie (@davidrlurie.bsky.social) reposted
Why haven't there been front page stories about the bizarre, North Korea-like 3 hour Trump "cabinet meeting"? The absence of such coverage of the conduct of Trump and his cronies explains why most people don't know how truly dangerously unhinged our government has become.
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump is a coward.
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
What is the Razzie equivalent for the Nobel prize?
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
Luckily, oil has never hurt any water creatures.
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
Do the Twins have a hot dog record? That could be a good draw for a September game.
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
Of the country?
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
The President from 2020 will be in big trouble.
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump says nicer things about Putin than he does America.
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump said more about the Cracker Barrel logo change than the CDC getting shot-up.
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
Stop the steal!
Nicholas Grossman (@nicholasgrossman.bsky.social) reposted
Hard to convince younger generations, but for decades, Republicans went on and on about how two of the worst things imaginable were (1) state intervention in the market and (2) DC using federal troops against US states; both so bad the people should be ready for armed rebellion in case it happens.
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
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tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
Watching the doc on Billy Joel, I was equally impressed with how he pumped out songs and his ability to grow facial hair.
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait until they learn what oil companies do with the money we give them.
Stu (@randballsstu.bsky.social) reposted
fuckin a right
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
Pritzker: To the members of the press who are assembled here today and listening across the country, I am asking for your courage to tell it like it is. This is not a time to pretend here that there are two sides to this story.
Atticus Finch (of Georgia) (@atticus59914029.bsky.social) reposted
Plain spoken Tim Walz. Love it.
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
We will get paid to get prescriptions?
George Conway đđșđžđ„ (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
Indeed. But in the end, few recall precisely the days January 30 (when Hitler became Chancellor), February 27 (Reichstag fire), March 22 (Dachau opened), March 23 (Enabling Act passed)âthey just remember 1933. Likewise, everyone will remember 2025.
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
What if you attack a cop with a flag? Do you get a pardon?
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm old enough to remember when Zohran Mamdani was called a communist for putting grocery stores in neighborhoods. Now Trump has the government getting kickbacks from Intel.
Garrett M. Graff (@vermontgmg.bsky.social) reposted
Letâs be clear about what is happening: This man is being punished â and disappeared â because he embarrassed our pretender king. They trumped up a criminal case against him because he was embarrassing.
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted
Itâs funny, we never get those anguished âbut how will I explain this to my child?â posts when itâs armed goons violently snatching people off the street. They save that for the real horrors, like someone having two dads.
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
Any movie you were so-so on the first time, but you loved it on rewatch?
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
This is what I came here for.
Charlotte Clymer (@charlotteclymer.bsky.social) reposted
You know what's crazy? There have been no op-eds or editorial statements in major newspapers this year calling on Trump to resign. None calling for his impeachment. None asking if he's medically fit to be in office. Not one in any major newspaper all year.
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this why ICE and Trump think that a wall would stop people?
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
-"It Wasn't me"- Shaggy
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm old enough to remember when Zohran Mamdani was called a communist for putting grocery stores in neighborhoods. Now Trump has the government getting kickbacks from Intel.
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
This seems like waste.
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump is so fucking stupid.
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
This is a photo of Trump from today:
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
Watching the movie Argentina 1985, there will need to be a similar trial for justice on these crimes against humans.
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump is in love, but you don't know him, he lives in Russia.
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
Max Kennerly (@maxkennerly.bsky.social) reposted
This sort of admissionâthe VP is involved in prosecutorial decisions, the "concerns" arise from political actors, and the administration knows they don't have probable causeâwould have prompted the Founders to impeach everyone involved.
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
I fucking hate Trump and anyone who supports this piece of shit.
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump is an overwritten Batman villain.
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
It feels like we are a couple weeks away from Trump detractors "falling" out of windows.
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump to DC tourists:
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social)
Is he talking about Mike Pence?
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
Is he talking about Mike Pence?
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
How many tourists have been killed in DC over the last 10 years?
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine if Hunter Biden called Rural areas "Craphole Counties."
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
Man, they hate America.
Hunter Walker (@hunterw.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Can you *imagine* if the Times saw bags or envelopes of cash at a Zohran rally?
tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent
Somewhere in DC, there is a man with over 30 felonies, who keeps breaking the law.