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@tgagemurphy.bsky.social

I love the Golden Gophers but hate all the drawn out winters.

created September 21, 2023

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Profile picture ITYSL memes đŸ’ŠđŸ„© (@ityslmemes.com) reposted

Preview of the announcement:

2/9/2025, 2:43:04 AM | 716 125 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tomorrow, Trump and his team of Doctors will declare that swollen ankles are a sign of tremendous health.

2/9/2025, 2:33:04 AM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tomorrow, Trump is signing an EO that he gets to go to heaven.

2/9/2025, 2:31:35 AM | 72 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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What if they pull a "Dave" and make James Austin Johnson play the president for the next 3 years?

2/9/2025, 2:19:20 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel Fienberg (@thefienprint.bsky.social) reposted

Graham Greene was one of those actors whose presence was absolutely, 100% guaranteed to make whatever movie or TV show he was in better. He added instant gravitas and authority, reliable stealthy humor and depth beyond whatever was on the page. Should've been Emmy nominated for "Reservation Dogs."

1/9/2025, 11:19:32 PM | 1329 290 | View on Bluesky | view

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For the 35th year in a row, Screen Door by Uncle Tupelo.

1/9/2025, 10:02:57 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 8:04:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm so lost in this nonsense. Is your only point that the spontaneous Floyd Protests got "a pass"? If that's it, I am happy to be a hypocrite. My support for human rights was greater than public health guidelines.

1/9/2025, 7:39:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David_j_roth (@davidjroth.bsky.social) reposted

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.

1/9/2025, 4:35:23 PM | 5471 1098 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social)

When I was a kid, we'd go to Catholic Mass in Cabin country on Vacation. The priest could trim to service to about 45 minutes. I was so mad they couldn't do that every week.

1/9/2025, 5:08:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stacey Burns (@wentrogue.bsky.social) reposted

If you’re ever passing through Hinckley (on certain days of the week between May-Oct), be sure to stop at the Fire Museum

1/9/2025, 4:53:16 PM | 50 15 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Trump is brain dead, how will they know?

1/9/2025, 2:56:34 PM | 27 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zaratustra (@zaratustra.bsky.social) reposted

"chatGPT 5 is like having a bunch of phds in your pocket" here's ten trillion dollars "bluesky is having an *actual* bunch of phds in your pocket" dying platform. it disgusts me

1/9/2025, 10:39:58 AM | 2445 352 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Khashoggi's Ghost (@urocklive1.bsky.social) reposted

Trump limits National Guard assignments to 29 days at a time to keep the called up service members from getting healthcare and housing benefits while on duty. And the NG troops are catching on. Stereotypical Trump. Don't give those losers and suckers an extra dime. www.rawstory.com/trump-infuri...

31/8/2025, 8:19:12 PM | 2454 1177 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 5:04:46 PM | 269 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lupita Nihongo (@otsumamiboy.bsky.social) reposted

If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.

31/8/2025, 3:46:31 PM | 14361 2829 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Klasfeld (@klasfeldreports.com) reposted

Jan Carey is charged with lighting a fire in an undesignated area and in a manner causing damage to real property or park resources — Class "B" misdemeanors, typically resolved in D.C. with a small fine, per this story. He called Trump's executive order bluff.

29/8/2025, 6:49:33 PM | 786 241 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social)

It has electrolytes, what souls crave!

29/8/2025, 5:02:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It has electrolytes, what souls crave!

29/8/2025, 4:52:36 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, name one thing the GOP has done to aid mental health.

29/8/2025, 2:09:07 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lazarus (@jlazarus.bsky.social) reposted

This isn't just a political claim, it's an empirical one. If "the problem is not guns" then we shouldn't see any correlation between gun ownership and oh wait platform.vox.com/wp-content/u...

29/8/2025, 2:07:30 PM | 948 434 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monica (@softtail65.bsky.social) reposted

Because, now say it with me, "An executive order is not a fucking law."

Veteran Jay Carey arrested for burning a flag, after his release:
28/8/2025, 10:46:53 PM | 590 210 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump: "Kids with brain cancer have had it too good for too long".

29/8/2025, 2:08:25 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach Everson (@zacheverson.com) reposted

"Pediatric Brain Cancer Trial Group to Be Phased Out" "A network of hospitals and cancer centers dedicated to early phase trials of novel treatments will no longer receive federal funding." 🎁🔗 Nina Agrawal for @nytimes.com

29/8/2025, 1:48:40 AM | 1182 866 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent

If you back RFK Jr., you should only be able to receive medical treatment from people with his credentials.

28/8/2025, 9:07:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture News Eye (@newseye.bsky.social) reposted

BREAKING: Big moment as CDC staff stage a mass walkout. They have lined the street outside its HQ to greet and salute the four top officials who have resigned in protest at RFK Jr’s attack on the agency’s science base. (đŸŽ„ AP)

28/8/2025, 7:41:57 PM | 10638 3454 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YVf...

28/8/2025, 3:46:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FactPost (@factpostnews.bsky.social) reposted

Sen. Klobuchar: I'm so tired of some of my colleagues who won't stand up and vote for some stricter national gun standards. Better background checks, triggers if a number of guns are purchased at once, triggers on assault weapons. Why don't these people have the courage to stand up and vote for it?

28/8/2025, 2:56:13 PM | 304 77 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent

Countries with high antidepressant use include Canada, Iceland, Portugal, and the United Kingdom. They don't seem to have mass shooting problems.

28/8/2025, 3:03:04 PM | 28 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social)

If you like RFK Jr, you can only see people with his credentials when you or your kids get sick.

28/8/2025, 1:03:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Countries with high antidepressant use include Canada, Iceland, Portugal, and the United Kingdom. They don't seem to have mass shooting problems.

28/8/2025, 12:49:35 PM | 199 13 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can they study what bullets do to bodies?

28/8/2025, 12:47:27 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tom Clancy's Uncle Tom's Cabin

28/8/2025, 2:15:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tom Clancy's Uncle Tom's Cabin

28/8/2025, 2:12:34 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do hate it when Right Wing people keep shooting kids and politicians.

28/8/2025, 2:04:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Patrick Pullen (@jppullen.com) reposted

Today's shooting in Minneapolis was a tragedy. The cause: The guns. It always been the guns. Until Congress does something about the guns, it will still be the guns. Consider this, from LONG SHADOW, hosted by @vermontgmg.bsky.social and produced by @longlead.com with @thetrace.org and @prx.org

28/8/2025, 1:35:18 AM | 451 118 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Nellis (@mikenellis.bsky.social) reposted

5,203 mass shootings since 2015. FOUR of them by trans people. Yet MAGA clowns keep attacking trans folks instead of doing a damn thing to stop these shootings. They’ve got all the power at their fingertips, but won’t lift a finger to actually protect our kids.

28/8/2025, 1:24:09 AM | 366 77 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent

Can you make that Podcast happen?

27/8/2025, 8:58:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted

The Minneapolis shooter was apparently a fan of several mass murderers who were motivated by the same "Great Replacement Theory" that has pretty much taken over the Republican Party.

27/8/2025, 8:19:31 PM | 2358 802 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

We had a horrific emergency involving our kids today and right now I'm just sitting at my computer in a daze and in shock. Thankfully they are okay but others are less fortunate.

27/8/2025, 3:26:27 PM | 20242 1453 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Jack (@just-jack-1.bsky.social) reposted

Republicans: Mass shootings: “it’s the price of freedom. Send thoughts and prayers” Homelessness: “Deploy the National Guard”

27/8/2025, 5:13:36 PM | 3485 1104 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like waste.

27/8/2025, 4:53:39 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted

Frey: And don't just say, this is about thoughts and prayers right now. These kids were literally praying. It was the first week of school. They were in a church.

27/8/2025, 3:59:49 PM | 24878 7759 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent

A ham hero sub with extra mustard.

27/8/2025, 2:34:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent

Fucking sick to my stomach.

27/8/2025, 2:31:02 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did you know he is from Detroit Lakes?

27/8/2025, 2:05:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How does ICE breathe in those masks?

27/8/2025, 1:28:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent

The GOP normalizing masked men running around America "policing" is nuts.

27/8/2025, 1:28:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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On Labor Day weekend, these National Guard members should be with their families at home, not doing chores in DC.

27/8/2025, 12:35:41 PM | 26 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture davidrlurie (@davidrlurie.bsky.social) reposted

Why haven't there been front page stories about the bizarre, North Korea-like 3 hour Trump "cabinet meeting"? The absence of such coverage of the conduct of Trump and his cronies explains why most people don't know how truly dangerously unhinged our government has become.

27/8/2025, 11:56:34 AM | 1327 332 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump is a coward.

27/8/2025, 3:12:35 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is the Razzie equivalent for the Nobel prize?

27/8/2025, 2:59:57 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Luckily, oil has never hurt any water creatures.

27/8/2025, 2:58:38 AM | 37 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do the Twins have a hot dog record? That could be a good draw for a September game.

27/8/2025, 2:29:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of the country?

26/8/2025, 8:47:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The President from 2020 will be in big trouble.

26/8/2025, 5:35:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump says nicer things about Putin than he does America.

26/8/2025, 4:54:18 PM | 29 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you get a pardon if you attack a cop with a flag?

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26/8/2025, 3:07:02 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump said more about the Cracker Barrel logo change than the CDC getting shot-up.

26/8/2025, 2:59:47 PM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stop the steal!

26/8/2025, 12:32:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicholas Grossman (@nicholasgrossman.bsky.social) reposted

Hard to convince younger generations, but for decades, Republicans went on and on about how two of the worst things imaginable were (1) state intervention in the market and (2) DC using federal troops against US states; both so bad the people should be ready for armed rebellion in case it happens.

26/8/2025, 11:44:55 AM | 4195 1262 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 1:46:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Watching the doc on Billy Joel, I was equally impressed with how he pumped out songs and his ability to grow facial hair.

26/8/2025, 1:44:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted

My heart breaks into 10,000 pieces once again.

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25/8/2025, 11:33:48 PM | 25149 6849 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait until they learn what oil companies do with the money we give them.

25/8/2025, 11:34:32 PM | 30 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stu (@randballsstu.bsky.social) reposted

fuckin a right

25/8/2025, 9:19:11 PM | 37 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted

Pritzker: To the members of the press who are assembled here today and listening across the country, I am asking for your courage to tell it like it is. This is not a time to pretend here that there are two sides to this story.

25/8/2025, 8:55:07 PM | 56270 17780 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Atticus Finch (of Georgia) (@atticus59914029.bsky.social) reposted

Plain spoken Tim Walz. Love it.

25/8/2025, 4:46:07 PM | 1187 182 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent

We will get paid to get prescriptions?

25/8/2025, 4:07:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊đŸ‡șđŸ‡žđŸ”„ (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

Indeed. But in the end, few recall precisely the days January 30 (when Hitler became Chancellor), February 27 (Reichstag fire), March 22 (Dachau opened), March 23 (Enabling Act passed)—they just remember 1933. Likewise, everyone will remember 2025.

25/8/2025, 3:51:03 PM | 1085 383 | View on Bluesky | view

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What if you attack a cop with a flag? Do you get a pardon?

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25/8/2025, 4:05:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm old enough to remember when Zohran Mamdani was called a communist for putting grocery stores in neighborhoods. Now Trump has the government getting kickbacks from Intel.

25/8/2025, 1:42:22 PM | 984 106 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garrett M. Graff (@vermontgmg.bsky.social) reposted

Let’s be clear about what is happening: This man is being punished — and disappeared — because he embarrassed our pretender king. They trumped up a criminal case against him because he was embarrassing.

25/8/2025, 1:07:27 PM | 5088 1834 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted

It’s funny, we never get those anguished “but how will I explain this to my child?” posts when it’s armed goons violently snatching people off the street. They save that for the real horrors, like someone having two dads.

25/8/2025, 12:08:20 PM | 3762 1166 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent

Any movie you were so-so on the first time, but you loved it on rewatch?

25/8/2025, 1:30:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is what I came here for.

23/8/2025, 11:47:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Charlotte Clymer (@charlotteclymer.bsky.social) reposted

You know what's crazy? There have been no op-eds or editorial statements in major newspapers this year calling on Trump to resign. None calling for his impeachment. None asking if he's medically fit to be in office. Not one in any major newspaper all year.

23/8/2025, 3:17:15 PM | 5768 1832 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is this why ICE and Trump think that a wall would stop people?

23/8/2025, 5:27:37 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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-"It Wasn't me"- Shaggy

23/8/2025, 12:44:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm old enough to remember when Zohran Mamdani was called a communist for putting grocery stores in neighborhoods. Now Trump has the government getting kickbacks from Intel.

23/8/2025, 12:33:04 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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This seems like waste.

23/8/2025, 12:45:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump is so fucking stupid.

23/8/2025, 12:45:29 AM | 67 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent

This is a photo of Trump from today:

23/8/2025, 12:20:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent

Watching the movie Argentina 1985, there will need to be a similar trial for justice on these crimes against humans.

22/8/2025, 11:27:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"I didn't know we were supposed to wear a tie."

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22/8/2025, 5:52:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicole Tersigni (@nicsigni.bsky.social) reposted

“oh my god, did you see brian’s hat?”

Donald Trump looking old as hell wearing a stupidly large red hat that says “trump was right about everything!” Still from I Think You Should Leave of Bri typing “he looks so fucking stupid I can’t breathe.”
22/8/2025, 5:46:09 PM | 330 52 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump is in love, but you don't know him, he lives in Russia.

22/8/2025, 5:37:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 5:34:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Max Kennerly (@maxkennerly.bsky.social) reposted

This sort of admission—the VP is involved in prosecutorial decisions, the "concerns" arise from political actors, and the administration knows they don't have probable cause—would have prompted the Founders to impeach everyone involved.

22/8/2025, 5:20:14 PM | 3583 1165 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent

I fucking hate Trump and anyone who supports this piece of shit.

22/8/2025, 5:24:39 PM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump is an overwritten Batman villain.

22/8/2025, 5:22:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It feels like we are a couple weeks away from Trump detractors "falling" out of windows.

22/8/2025, 5:21:43 PM | 70 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump to DC tourists:

22/8/2025, 2:45:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is he talking about Mike Pence?

22/8/2025, 2:44:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is he talking about Mike Pence?

22/8/2025, 2:44:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How many tourists have been killed in DC over the last 10 years?

22/8/2025, 2:43:09 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine if Hunter Biden called Rural areas "Craphole Counties."

22/8/2025, 1:05:43 PM | 31 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man, they hate America.

22/8/2025, 1:04:34 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hunter Walker (@hunterw.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Can you *imagine* if the Times saw bags or envelopes of cash at a Zohran rally?

22/8/2025, 2:37:29 AM | 152 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tgage (@tgagemurphy.bsky.social) reply parent

Somewhere in DC, there is a man with over 30 felonies, who keeps breaking the law.

22/8/2025, 2:41:07 AM | 82 6 | View on Bluesky | view