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This is why head canon is the only canon that truly matters in the end. We're all free to ignore and discard products that don't meet our standards.
Yep
Thrilled.
My wrist usually gives out after 35, so... grats. 🤣
And painful. Don't leave out excruciatingly painful.
It was time in 2016. 🤷♂️
*due to climate change
Can we get him to climb it first?
Injured his rotator cuff masturbating to his old selfies.
I get the feeling that many of us will celebrate it yearly as a national holiday.
I’m just saying that when it happens I’m jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town
We need a big win to rally the troops.
Quick, someone check her pulse. It may have gone up by a single digit. 😒
Then why isn't our military responding to this obvious threat?
America has been given very simple tests over the past decade that it has consistently failed.
👇👇
They should just call it "Crackers" now.
Don't forget all the garbage at 1600 Penn Ave.
Could they remove the trash in the Oval Office?
Can gators handle that much cholesterol in one sitting?
Party of psychopaths
Accurate.
Didn't realize he could say all of that with trump's dick in his mouth. Must really be small. 🤔
Start painting random crosswalks. Keep em guessing.
She's not about to say anything bad about the person who is in a position to pardon her or Epstein her.
New MAGA 🤣🤣
Disappointing to see the military just going along with it all. If any American institution would want to defend the rights of American citizens, you'd think it would be the one that was created to do precisely that. 🫤
The only reason anyone has to demand you speak English is because they're nosey and want to listen in to your conversations.
Paint this side of it to match the scenery behind it so trumpian looney tunes will run right into it.
They lost them long before that.
How fucked up has our country become under Project 2025? This fucked up: ===========
I don't think Scott Baio has a choice in the matter.
He doesn't own a mirror?
He deserves no respect, and that's what he shall receive.
Donald Trump says he is going to deploy the National Guard to Chicago. This is what weak men do to pretend they’re strong. Stay safe, stand with your community, and most importantly, know your rights:
Given the lengths he's going to now, I question the 2024 election.
Good riddance.
Unless the Epstein trump files are in there, I don't really care what Bolton has.
This is so important… Sharon has been tracking license plates on cars driven by ICE agents, and she’s finding they don’t match the vehicles. In other words, ICE is using secret, illegal tactics—just like we suspected. REMINDER: the DMV is not a federal agency. @governor.ca.gov 🧵
The only fitness they're about is fitness pizza in their faces.
Here, fixed it.
White woman puts Mexican flag on her truck to waste ICE’s time.
And by 'overemphasis', she means 'it exists'.
It's the color of piss in that room. Likely smells of it too with him in there.
They do, and he is.
One of these days, someone isn't going to go peacefully.
Hippies? I know his hairline gave up in the 70s, but I didn't realize the narrow mind beneath it stopped then as well.
Icing on the cake would be Newsom wearing an excessive amount of bronzer for his next interview.
The depths of America's misogyny problem on full display. I'll continue to believe she would have won in a landslide had she been a man.
Make America Gavin's Again! 🤣
They think it makes them safe. It just makes them a little further down the list.
\m/
I'd have been happy with just reduced prices or mog the slot instead of the item, but free is awesome.
They think they're going to cut off money from... *checks notes*... where it comes from to start with?
Do you have access to the EPSTEIN Files? Want to be inducted into the Whistleblower's Hall of Fame, be glorified in history as the Savior of Democracy & have an annual holiday named in your honor? All of this can be yours if you simply: #LeakTheEPSTEIN-Files!* *victim's names redacted, of course
He can't reach them if they stay at the top of a set of stairs. 🤷♂️
And JD misses standing up to pee.
Instead of asking just bust the fucking door down. For fucks sake people.
It's like amateur hour, but all day every day.
#NeverForget
Break a window.
They were saying, "Fuck you."
Does she really not know or is this parody?
Democratic Governors, you have to play hardball. Red states can't function without your economies. They clearly want to F around. It's find out time.
All of the officers who were attacked by domestic terrorists on J6 would disagree.
It's like inviting a friend over for a play date, and he takes your ball and goes home.
Welcome to Broken Ankle Stairs, Inc.
Bag of chips?
As expected. Putin will talk, and his orange lapdog will listen.
Yep
They only served to boost his message and appeal.
My wife shared this with me and I’m tellin you… it’s worth the read.
It's gonna be funny if it turns out crime actually rose during this occupation.
This is just beautiful.
This is America. It’s so freaking bad. #WTFAmerica #ETTD
Whoever writes his stuff deserves a raise.
Halloween come early? Sorry kids, but you're only getting fun size bars for lack of effort and creativity in your costumes.
The 21st century versions of Robin Hood.
You'd think making her multiple husbands miserable would have been enough.
"There will be no numbers until we can successfully fudge the numbers!"
Every mic put in her face should require a breathalyzer to activate it.
It needs to hurry tf up.
So, what are we looking at here? 1200 soldiers deployed to Washington DC? That should be more than enough to secure the White House, take the criminal in the Oval Office into custody, and liberate the Epstein files.
Yep, F’ ICE n Taco! #arresttrump
He's deploying the National Epstein File Distraction Guard.
When you're out walking and your playlist hits THAT song... 🎵😃
If we're putting DC criminals in jail, then start with him.