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Q: How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? A: More guns.

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His ultimate goal is to have the US military gunning down American citizens in the streets.

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Not very Elastik then was it

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KNEEL BEFORE ZOD

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Grey Floyd.

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Some men simply need to be punched in the mouth.

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Brilliant. Another alcoholic.

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What an absolute loser.

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Totally not China's bitch

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....aaaaand let's all watch as Trump swoops in and takes the credit for it.

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I see what you did there

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This is not true at all. Acceptance of a pardon does not require the admission of guilt.

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He'll have to put it on with a boomerang

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Collingwood choked so hard you'd think it was already September.

Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted

ATTN: If you’re one of the 1,000 FBI agents who reviewed the Epstein files, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻

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The GOP....

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I signed up to ninja academy last week. And then the instructor pulled me aside and said, "I didn't see you in class yesterday." So I responded, "thank you Sir"

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I'm sure she found plenty of time for dressups and cosplay while little girls were literally drowning.

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That dude has a head like a dropped pie.

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He tried that one with Janet Mills and she fed him into the woodchipper.

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Already asked of course but...any plans for a Linux version?

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How much taxpayer's money is he offering those countries to take kidnapped US citizens?

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Did they have tears in their eyes?

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Nice freedom of speech you got there. Be a real shame if something happened to it.

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"Concepts of a ceasefire...."

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Pete Hegseth should rename himself 'Iran'. I hear he gets bombed every night.

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...aaaand we'll be back here in a year when they try the exact same thing again.

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That ain't buffing out

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That's a Pulitzer right there my friend.

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Demand deez nutz

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....and just like that, Mr. Garcia has a very good case on why this entire case against him should be thrown out.

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David Hasslehoff is changing his name to just "Hoff". It's less hassle.

Jonathan Slater (@jonathanslater.bsky.social) reposted

There are places that are beautiful, even if you’re not there. Here.. look.

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President Whiny Little Bitch.

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"Thomas and Alito dissent" Allow me to stand up so I can fall on my ass.

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There's nothing at all wrong with the bridge. There are warning signs, bollards, flashing lights- everything. The problem lies with the absolute melonheads that don't know the height of their vehicle.

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The last time a woman spanked Trump this hard it cost him 130 grand.

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Who invited Max Zorin?

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PizzaBalla then fuggedabowdit

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Those pants go any higher he'll choke

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Good riddance to bad rubbish.

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It says he can't "be elected" for more than two terms. It doesn't say he can't assume the Presidency after making the current POTUS leave office.

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Nah. He'll get a sycophantic toady like JD Vance to run for POTUS and him as VP. Then on day 1, Vance resigns from office and presto!- another Trump term.

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5.1? What a waste of money. Get a real 7.2 system. It's worth it.

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I'm running Linux Mint on this PC and it's absolutely flawless. Far, far easier than Windows. I'm never going back.

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Maybe he should have built a wall around it

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I was dreaming about mufflers all night. When I woke up I was exhausted.

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Pretty Fly For a Wifi

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Clarify deez nutz

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Until 1976 marital rape really didn't exist. If you married a man it was automatic consent to sex anytime he wanted it- and there was pretty much nothing you could legally do if he forced himself on you. Thankfully those days are over.

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A Degree of Stupidity perhaps

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How about that free speech?

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Remember that occasion where he was rushed off to Johns Hopkins and no explanation was forthcoming? He’s had a stroke. Put your house on it.

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What, again?

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So, where has all that money gone? Take a guess.

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Fuck around and find out

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Sean Connery- the worst Bond.

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Breaking: Eileen Cannon’s SCOTUS nomination.

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Hit Me With Your Pet Shark

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What did Yoda say when the Bluray was released? HDMI

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A red hat.

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Well no, he wasn’t.

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His next shit could spell disaster.

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France should just PNG him on day one.

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IF HE DIEZ HE DIEZ

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I signed up to Ninja Academy last week. Just yesterday the instructor pulled me aside and said, I didn’t see you in class yesterday. So I replied, “thank you sir”

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Crimea river.

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If the vehicle is moving at a very high speed, yes it’s quite accurate.

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Cut whole potatoes into 8 pieces. Boil for ten minutes. Drain into a metal colander and rough them up. Into a bowl with a little vegetable oil and seasoning salt. Air fryer for 15 minutes. Enjoy :)

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