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Chris Burnham

@theburnham.bsky.social

Artist of Batman Inc, Nameless, Die!Die!Die!, Nixon's Pals, and The Unstoppable DOOM PATROL!

created July 26, 2023

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4/9/2025, 7:57:53 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social)

Hey, we can post GIFs!

4/9/2025, 7:40:08 PM | 35 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh it's not even a hemisphere, it's a disc?!? Good lord.

4/9/2025, 4:49:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gotta buy two.

4/9/2025, 4:47:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cheryl Hines must have one hell of a white noise machine

4/9/2025, 4:00:22 PM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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What if I get to be one of them though

4/9/2025, 2:39:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent

Different strokes for different MORONS

4/9/2025, 1:20:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just finished a phd in chiropterology and this is a surprisingly accurate summary of how bats hunt their prey.

4/9/2025, 6:16:37 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hermanos. (@iamdavidbrothers.com) reposted

spreading the joy around some, we posted some new Good Devils preview pages on r/imagecomics (old.reddit.com/r/ImageComic...) and r/comicbooks. thanks to @ssnyder1835.bsky.social for the co-sign! old.reddit.com/r/comicbooks...

3/9/2025, 10:11:21 PM | 13 12 | View on Bluesky | view

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I find chainsaw man deeply weird and endlessly creative. It has moved so far past its “what if I made devilman” origins.

4/9/2025, 4:55:59 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social)

Somehow this book is ten years old. Time!

Passion of the Beanworld by Larry Marder “A history of the search for a most peculiar comic book experience.”
4/9/2025, 3:00:19 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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cut off the handles, paint it gray, now it's a pretty normal looking brutalist building.

3/9/2025, 6:27:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Local Idiot Unconfused

3/9/2025, 4:00:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh no, I just looked at the South American timezones and now I want to quit everything

2/9/2025, 8:49:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol it doesn't seem to be as universal as i had assumed

2/9/2025, 8:19:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social)

If I say to you “the best mp3s on planet earth at mp3 dot com” what song starts to play in your head?

2/9/2025, 8:04:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social)

It’s fucking bullshit that they call it the central time zone when there are two zones to the west and only one to the east. (Also it’s fucking bullshit that I forgot about this and now I still have to wait another 45 minutes to see if trump is going to delete mlk day or whatever)

2/9/2025, 5:14:50 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Diana Ross must be stopped!

2/9/2025, 3:36:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2015…. Will going back to Twitter turn my hair brown and re-absorb my children?

2/9/2025, 2:46:06 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Evil Dead 2 is truly one of my favorite movies ever. I would be a much more normal person without it. Thanks, Scott!

2/9/2025, 3:32:09 AM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social)

Dang, RIP to Scott Spiegel, co-writer of Evil Dead II and director of Intruder!

A shot from the inside of a rotary phone from Intruder. Such a perfectly weird, intrusive choice.
2/9/2025, 3:27:17 AM | 47 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent

OK sweet, gonna stuff some magnets into this damn epson.

1/9/2025, 7:46:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social)

Somewhere between my printer, my paper cutter, my t-square, and my scanner, I've got a .06 degree skew. How in the hell did the egyptians build the pyramids?!? Maybe I'm back to believing in aliens.

1/9/2025, 7:43:00 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Curious where Sarah Kendzior lands. I can’t see her staying there much longer

1/9/2025, 6:29:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent

Hell yeah, looks amazing!

1/9/2025, 4:51:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Roger Moore had done that he would have winked at the camera, jumped out of the screen, and shagged a lady in the front row of the cinema.

31/8/2025, 11:55:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That shit where he jumps onto the train and joylessly does his cufflinks makes me want to end all life on earth.

31/8/2025, 11:52:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rrrrrrrrr

31/8/2025, 11:48:34 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why I oughta

31/8/2025, 11:47:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What? No! Where?

31/8/2025, 11:46:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent

lol welp now i've googled that

31/8/2025, 8:12:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent

Then it will continue to be largely unread! Bah!

31/8/2025, 3:36:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social)

Did they ever put out a version of Blade of the Immortal that doesn’t have the panels cut and pasted?

31/8/2025, 3:24:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe they replace him in TMWTGF?

31/8/2025, 3:11:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It hasn't gone viral YET! (I must admit that I don't get it)

31/8/2025, 4:49:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social)

Post a meme made by you

31/8/2025, 2:24:10 AM | 39 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel like I must have done more of this gag but this is the only one I remember.

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31/8/2025, 2:20:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social)

The cicadas are going nuts tonight. So here's one of my all time faves.

A marvelously photoshopped bag of Cicatos Nacho Cheese Cicada Shells.
31/8/2025, 2:18:40 AM | 105 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent

OH! Yeah that weird little place by Wrigley! I bought THIS Playboy there!

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31/8/2025, 1:31:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only used book place that leaps to mind is Myopic. But I may just be forgetful.

31/8/2025, 1:21:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is the Block 37 one right? I don’t remember ever setting foot in that place.

31/8/2025, 1:17:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those book swaps were great!!

31/8/2025, 1:10:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The dream!

An impeccably photoshopped highway exit sign that advertises options for GAS, FOOD, and COMICS. The comics logos are for Challengers and Dark Tower Comics in sunny Chicago, but the actual exit sign is just some random picture I found on the internet. No idea of the actual location. I must say I did a fucking fantastic job on it.
30/8/2025, 7:29:44 PM | 22 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joltin’ Johnny Lucas (@joltinjohnnylucas.bsky.social) reposted

I would much rather people stay in their jobs and obstruct.

30/8/2025, 5:05:01 PM | 20 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social)

Happy 50th anniversary to JAWS 1. Jealous of everyone seeing it on the big screen this year!

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30/8/2025, 4:59:32 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social)

If he croaks I’m gonna order a case of my favorite cheese curls to celebrate.

Jax! I haven’t had any in ten or fifteen years!
30/8/2025, 7:08:26 AM | 31 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm not going to let myself get excited! ... But damnit now I gotta check if I still have the issues!

30/8/2025, 2:42:37 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Sterling, Comics Guy (@mikester.bsky.social) reposted

A reader of my blog sent me a Reddit link this morning pointing out that Rick Veitch might very well be providing the original ending to his Swamp Thing run in the next TPB: www.reddit.com/r/AlanMoore/...

29/8/2025, 7:08:36 PM | 48 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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there's gotta be a way to make it less u

30/8/2025, 2:30:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh yeah that's not like the beginning of the '60s manga at all (Or the '80s reboot either) Sounds fun tho!

30/8/2025, 2:12:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent

How close izzit to the manga? Does Kamui take quite a while to be born? Is there a long nature documentary detour?

30/8/2025, 2:00:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mike Norton? He copped a fit and threw away all my grits. And then he took and he ate up all of my corn.

30/8/2025, 12:50:49 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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kid shoulda written THIEF on the dude's ass

29/8/2025, 7:06:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This book is amazing and inspiring. Stores should put this on the shelf right next to Absolute Batman. "Art by Absolute Batman's Nick Dragotta!"

29/8/2025, 4:54:21 PM | 22 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck it, they should put the Scorpion issues in there too.

29/8/2025, 4:33:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait, it doesn't have the BW Dominic Fortune stuff?

29/8/2025, 4:30:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent

My advice is to draw slower.

29/8/2025, 3:27:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was just looking at a picture of his corpse and it looks way more conscious and soulful than Jr does now.

29/8/2025, 2:04:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A cut of DEMONS with the punks edited out.

29/8/2025, 6:55:36 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent

You are a genius for being able to dial in specific body types. I consider it a win if I can remember to put a knee in the middle of each leg.

29/8/2025, 12:45:30 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It does have a rocky texture, so they colored it like the rocks!

29/8/2025, 12:22:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social)

Happy Birthday, Jack Kirby! (It's the Promethean Giant spread from New Gods #5, colored three different ways, followed by the original art from the artists edition. The weird orange one is my favorite. I dunno!)

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28/8/2025, 11:29:30 PM | 92 14 | View on Bluesky | view

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@hyperfixedpod.bsky.social wait, does he have dreams? Does he get visuals when he does drugs?

28/8/2025, 10:35:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nat Gertler is on the latest Unpacking Peanuts (@nat.gertler.com) reposted

Any friends in these places willing to do a few scans for me? University of Washington University of Calgary Ripon College Texas Woman's University Lyons, KS Manhattan, KS Allan County, IN DM me. These will help make a minor upcoming book more complete. (Interlibrary loan has not worked for me.)

28/8/2025, 8:53:59 PM | 3 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Damnit, we need another batman guy in here to keep the lights on. This Patreon fuck doesn’t even do the dishes anymore. OUT!”

28/8/2025, 6:30:37 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 6:13:04 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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hahah i was looking for the title on the marquee!

28/8/2025, 5:57:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do think there’s stories to be told about Bruce Wayne, The One Good Capitalist

28/8/2025, 5:17:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does “watched pulp fiction in high school” count as proof of being a former smoker?

28/8/2025, 3:51:59 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does he have Gatchaman Junk in his trunk?

28/8/2025, 1:18:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well that is just about the best compliment ever. Thank you!

27/8/2025, 11:09:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every time I hear You’re So Cool I want it to break into Music Box Dancer

27/8/2025, 10:22:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 2000 AD Comics (@2000ad.bsky.social) reposted

Everyone at Rebellion is deeply saddened to learn of the death of artist Dave Taylor, who has passed away suddenly at the age of 61. Our tribute: bit.ly/4n2In0k

An image of Judge Dredd taken from a high angle. He is stood on the end of a precipe overlooking Mega-City One way below, looking up at the viewer. Beneath him, narrow floating roadways are crowded with rioting citizens while skysurfers battle in the air.
27/8/2025, 6:09:50 PM | 398 124 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ahahaha the speaker was talking ABOUT Wil Wheaton! I guess this is why I mostly draw rathee than rite.

27/8/2025, 5:43:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LOL the person who was speaking the words I quotes

27/8/2025, 5:37:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe you don’t know what a speaker is.

27/8/2025, 5:34:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent

A: Wil Wheaton

27/8/2025, 5:23:29 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It rules!

26/8/2025, 11:50:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Whatever happened to that guy… he walked along the railroad tracks? Whatever happened to him?” Guess who! The speaker is 47.

26/8/2025, 11:42:02 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BANKSY?!?

26/8/2025, 11:02:25 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh HELL yeah!

26/8/2025, 4:38:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey I met your family at FanExpo! They said you were too cowardly to show your face! Or maybe you were sick or at work or some goddamn thing. They seem nice!

26/8/2025, 3:35:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder what they’re made out of

25/8/2025, 8:44:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His kids have to watch us all celebrate. That’ll be kinda fun.

25/8/2025, 5:02:21 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Make 'em nekkid and you've got yourself a nice little Zenescope comic on your hands!

25/8/2025, 4:21:52 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex de Campi (@alexdecampi.bsky.social) reposted

Hey @imagecomics.com creators—looks like the accounting @ email address got hacked. DO NOT click the link you got sent this morning by Sue Korpela (it goes to a Russian site) and don’t reply. Hopefully as soon as the west coast wakes up this’ll be sorted out Please RT, comics folks

25/8/2025, 12:46:14 PM | 323 283 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kieron Gillen (@kierongillen.bsky.social) reposted

Hey - Image creators. You likely have received a mail from someone claiming they're at image. This very much feels like a phishing scam. Don't click the link, and spread word to collaborators.

25/8/2025, 12:06:38 PM | 248 144 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh hell yeah

25/8/2025, 1:04:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can you lend me your ps4 and also draw my comics for me

25/8/2025, 12:53:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oops! Alt text! It’s a corgi dressed up like Batman!

25/8/2025, 12:52:02 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My Burnham Batman Google alert strikes gold again’ burnhamandhighbridgeweeklynews.co.uk/news/national/25413633.thousands-gather-enjoy-spectacle-corgi-racing---dressing/

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25/8/2025, 12:51:25 AM | 20 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I dunno, I heard someone say “corn” and now I don’t like watching naked people wrestle anymore.

24/8/2025, 8:45:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@josie.zone screenshotted for posterity

24/8/2025, 8:02:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks, bud!!

24/8/2025, 2:47:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Furiously jealous of Jeffrey Alan Love’s cover. But still pretty proud of mine! I think it’s my first published work coloring myself!

24/8/2025, 2:44:18 PM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christian Ward (@cjward.bsky.social) reposted

Event Horizon #3 from @idwpublishing.com Hell has many hands Main cover by Jeffery Allan Love & variant cover by @theburnham.bsky.social Out November 12th !

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24/8/2025, 1:31:58 PM | 27 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh I gotcha Internet tells me there’s a prequel for the SNES and a sequel for the Saturn and I really could have used this information 35 years ago.

24/8/2025, 5:37:47 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LOL what

24/8/2025, 5:30:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re thinking of Target Earth for the Sega Genesis

24/8/2025, 5:14:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view