Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social)
Artist of Batman Inc, Nameless, Die!Die!Die!, Nixon's Pals, and The Unstoppable DOOM PATROL!
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Hey, we can post GIFs!
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Oh it's not even a hemisphere, it's a disc?!? Good lord.
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
Gotta buy two.
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social)
Cheryl Hines must have one hell of a white noise machine
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
What if I get to be one of them though
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
Different strokes for different MORONS
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
I just finished a phd in chiropterology and this is a surprisingly accurate summary of how bats hunt their prey.
hermanos. (@iamdavidbrothers.com) reposted
spreading the joy around some, we posted some new Good Devils preview pages on r/imagecomics (old.reddit.com/r/ImageComic...) and r/comicbooks. thanks to @ssnyder1835.bsky.social for the co-sign! old.reddit.com/r/comicbooks...
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
I find chainsaw man deeply weird and endlessly creative. It has moved so far past its “what if I made devilman” origins.
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
cut off the handles, paint it gray, now it's a pretty normal looking brutalist building.
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Local Idiot Unconfused
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh no, I just looked at the South American timezones and now I want to quit everything
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
lol it doesn't seem to be as universal as i had assumed
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social)
If I say to you “the best mp3s on planet earth at mp3 dot com” what song starts to play in your head?
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social)
It’s fucking bullshit that they call it the central time zone when there are two zones to the west and only one to the east. (Also it’s fucking bullshit that I forgot about this and now I still have to wait another 45 minutes to see if trump is going to delete mlk day or whatever)
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
Diana Ross must be stopped!
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
2015…. Will going back to Twitter turn my hair brown and re-absorb my children?
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
Evil Dead 2 is truly one of my favorite movies ever. I would be a much more normal person without it. Thanks, Scott!
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social)
Dang, RIP to Scott Spiegel, co-writer of Evil Dead II and director of Intruder!
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OK sweet, gonna stuff some magnets into this damn epson.
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social)
Somewhere between my printer, my paper cutter, my t-square, and my scanner, I've got a .06 degree skew. How in the hell did the egyptians build the pyramids?!? Maybe I'm back to believing in aliens.
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
Curious where Sarah Kendzior lands. I can’t see her staying there much longer
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell yeah, looks amazing!
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
If Roger Moore had done that he would have winked at the camera, jumped out of the screen, and shagged a lady in the front row of the cinema.
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
That shit where he jumps onto the train and joylessly does his cufflinks makes me want to end all life on earth.
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Rrrrrrrrr
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Why I oughta
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What? No! Where?
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
lol welp now i've googled that
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
Then it will continue to be largely unread! Bah!
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social)
Did they ever put out a version of Blade of the Immortal that doesn’t have the panels cut and pasted?
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe they replace him in TMWTGF?
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
It hasn't gone viral YET! (I must admit that I don't get it)
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social)
Post a meme made by you
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I feel like I must have done more of this gag but this is the only one I remember.
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social)
The cicadas are going nuts tonight. So here's one of my all time faves.
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
OH! Yeah that weird little place by Wrigley! I bought THIS Playboy there!
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
The only used book place that leaps to mind is Myopic. But I may just be forgetful.
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
Is the Block 37 one right? I don’t remember ever setting foot in that place.
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
Those book swaps were great!!
Joltin’ Johnny Lucas (@joltinjohnnylucas.bsky.social) reposted
I would much rather people stay in their jobs and obstruct.
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social)
Happy 50th anniversary to JAWS 1. Jealous of everyone seeing it on the big screen this year!
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social)
If he croaks I’m gonna order a case of my favorite cheese curls to celebrate.
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not going to let myself get excited! ... But damnit now I gotta check if I still have the issues!
Mike Sterling, Comics Guy (@mikester.bsky.social) reposted
A reader of my blog sent me a Reddit link this morning pointing out that Rick Veitch might very well be providing the original ending to his Swamp Thing run in the next TPB: www.reddit.com/r/AlanMoore/...
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there's gotta be a way to make it less u
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh yeah that's not like the beginning of the '60s manga at all (Or the '80s reboot either) Sounds fun tho!
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
How close izzit to the manga? Does Kamui take quite a while to be born? Is there a long nature documentary detour?
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social)
Mike Norton? He copped a fit and threw away all my grits. And then he took and he ate up all of my corn.
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kid shoulda written THIEF on the dude's ass
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social)
This book is amazing and inspiring. Stores should put this on the shelf right next to Absolute Batman. "Art by Absolute Batman's Nick Dragotta!"
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck it, they should put the Scorpion issues in there too.
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, it doesn't have the BW Dominic Fortune stuff?
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
My advice is to draw slower.
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
I was just looking at a picture of his corpse and it looks way more conscious and soulful than Jr does now.
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
A cut of DEMONS with the punks edited out.
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
You are a genius for being able to dial in specific body types. I consider it a win if I can remember to put a knee in the middle of each leg.
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
It does have a rocky texture, so they colored it like the rocks!
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social)
Happy Birthday, Jack Kirby! (It's the Promethean Giant spread from New Gods #5, colored three different ways, followed by the original art from the artists edition. The weird orange one is my favorite. I dunno!)
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social)
@hyperfixedpod.bsky.social wait, does he have dreams? Does he get visuals when he does drugs?
Nat Gertler is on the latest Unpacking Peanuts (@nat.gertler.com) reposted
Any friends in these places willing to do a few scans for me? University of Washington University of Calgary Ripon College Texas Woman's University Lyons, KS Manhattan, KS Allan County, IN DM me. These will help make a minor upcoming book more complete. (Interlibrary loan has not worked for me.)
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
“Damnit, we need another batman guy in here to keep the lights on. This Patreon fuck doesn’t even do the dishes anymore. OUT!”
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Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
hahah i was looking for the title on the marquee!
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
I do think there’s stories to be told about Bruce Wayne, The One Good Capitalist
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social)
Does “watched pulp fiction in high school” count as proof of being a former smoker?
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
Does he have Gatchaman Junk in his trunk?
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
Well that is just about the best compliment ever. Thank you!
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social)
Every time I hear You’re So Cool I want it to break into Music Box Dancer
2000 AD Comics (@2000ad.bsky.social) reposted
Everyone at Rebellion is deeply saddened to learn of the death of artist Dave Taylor, who has passed away suddenly at the age of 61. Our tribute: bit.ly/4n2In0k
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
Ahahaha the speaker was talking ABOUT Wil Wheaton! I guess this is why I mostly draw rathee than rite.
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
LOL the person who was speaking the words I quotes
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe you don’t know what a speaker is.
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
A: Wil Wheaton
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
It rules!
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social)
“Whatever happened to that guy… he walked along the railroad tracks? Whatever happened to him?” Guess who! The speaker is 47.
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BANKSY?!?
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh HELL yeah!
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey I met your family at FanExpo! They said you were too cowardly to show your face! Or maybe you were sick or at work or some goddamn thing. They seem nice!
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder what they’re made out of
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
His kids have to watch us all celebrate. That’ll be kinda fun.
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
Make 'em nekkid and you've got yourself a nice little Zenescope comic on your hands!
Alex de Campi (@alexdecampi.bsky.social) reposted
Hey @imagecomics.com creators—looks like the accounting @ email address got hacked. DO NOT click the link you got sent this morning by Sue Korpela (it goes to a Russian site) and don’t reply. Hopefully as soon as the west coast wakes up this’ll be sorted out Please RT, comics folks
Kieron Gillen (@kierongillen.bsky.social) reposted
Hey - Image creators. You likely have received a mail from someone claiming they're at image. This very much feels like a phishing scam. Don't click the link, and spread word to collaborators.
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh hell yeah
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
Can you lend me your ps4 and also draw my comics for me
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
Oops! Alt text! It’s a corgi dressed up like Batman!
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social)
My Burnham Batman Google alert strikes gold again’ burnhamandhighbridgeweeklynews.co.uk/news/national/25413633.thousands-gather-enjoy-spectacle-corgi-racing---dressing/
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
I dunno, I heard someone say “corn” and now I don’t like watching naked people wrestle anymore.
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social)
@josie.zone screenshotted for posterity
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Thanks, bud!!
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social)
Furiously jealous of Jeffrey Alan Love’s cover. But still pretty proud of mine! I think it’s my first published work coloring myself!
Christian Ward (@cjward.bsky.social) reposted
Event Horizon #3 from @idwpublishing.com Hell has many hands Main cover by Jeffery Allan Love & variant cover by @theburnham.bsky.social Out November 12th !
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh I gotcha Internet tells me there’s a prequel for the SNES and a sequel for the Saturn and I really could have used this information 35 years ago.
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
LOL what
Chris Burnham (@theburnham.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re thinking of Target Earth for the Sega Genesis