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For 10+ years now, we’ve all been trampled on by Trump’s incessant blabbering & idiocy … “Jabber, jabber, jabber, me, me, me, jabber, jabber, jabber, I, I, I, jabber, jabber, jabber, me, me, me, Russia, Russia, Russia, jabber, jabber …” He’s never shut up for 6-7 days straight. Something’s wrong.
#ETTD #HOPE
#ETTD #HOPE
Trump upset that the concrete flagstones in his remodeled Rose Garden cracked … refuses to pay contractor. Can America refute the visibly cracked Trump? Asking for a nation.
Grandmas against autocracy …
>IF< Trump were dead, how would we know? They’d most likely lie about that too, if the circumstances of occurred off camera. 🤷♀️
I’ve always wondered how long the inner circle would take to acknowledge the loss of Cankles Cornbread. 🤔
>IF< Trump were dead, how would we know? They’d most likely lie about that too, if the circumstances of occurred off camera. 🤷♀️
Vance-Rubio monogramming their rally hats?
Imagine you think this is “the crown jewel” of your work place.
Follow the money. Trump wants to build a reported $200M dollar disco dance ballroom at the White House. He says he’ll pay for it, but we know that’s probably a lie. I asked Google to show me all the office buildings built within the last 5 years that cost ~$200M dollars. Here’s a small sample:
Notably already forgotten … 😢
I’ve always wondered how long the inner circle would take to acknowledge the loss of Cankles Cornbread. 🤔
Alright folks, here we go! Ask me anything, 30ish mins, gogo!
Unusual, Trump has been entirely absent from the public eye Thursday & Friday, with no scheduled appearances thru Labor Day. No golf outings. Possible medical procedure ?! Worse ?!
Breaking news!!!!!
Follow the money. Trump wants to build a reported $200M dollar disco dance ballroom at the White House. He says he’ll pay for it, but we know that’s probably a lie. I asked Google to show me all the office buildings built within the last 5 years that cost ~$200M dollars. Here’s a small sample:
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Reality: Absolutely nothing’s being investigated. Again.
Ole Yam Tits
If religion is “the answer” for anything, for everything — as many claim to believe — why were innocent children gunned down while they were talking to Jesus?
Italy’s Prime Minister reflects on Trump’s narcissistic claim that he’s regarding himself as “the president of Europe.” They all know he is insane, a Russian puppet, and in the Epstein files.
This is excellent. 🤣
If religion is “the answer” for anything, for everything — as many claim to believe — why were innocent children gunned down while they were talking to Jesus?
Like everything else in his life, behind the scenes, Trump has to lie, connive, & cheat to get the things he wants … www.bbc.com/news/article...
Imagine you’re a country & you’ve chosen Cankle Corncob to be your dictator.
It’s costing the American taxpayers approximately $1.2 million dollars each day at current deployment levels (08/26/2025) for Trump’s occupation of DC.
Still truth.
“I just ran under the pew …” 🤦♀️😢
He has these plastic cherubs above each door. I wonder how much the American taxpayers paid for them ? bsky.app/profile/thec...
“I just ran under the pew …” 🤦♀️😢
Grand jury declines to indict man who threw a sandwich at officer in DC. This opens up a whole new world for corndogs !!!
Imagine you’re a country & you’ve chosen Cankle Corncob to be your dictator.
Remember when Trump called anyone in the military “suckers & losers” ?! He’s taken them away from their families, their homes, to literally pick up trash & dog 💩 in DC …
Couple of Grassleys celebrating their 90th outing to the local Pottery Barn!
Shows up on the top level page of the link I referenced for me, just now. 🤷♀️
Remember when Trump called anyone in the military “suckers & losers” ?! He’s taken them away from their families, their homes, to literally pick up trash & dog 💩 in DC …
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Still truth.
“They call me the President of Europe” says man who has never been called the President of Europe. www.thepoke.com/2025/08/26/t...
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Yeap … usually just your email address; they don’t share data with each other.
Mr Potato Head or Gumby ? 🤔
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It’s costing the American taxpayers approximately $1.2 million dollars each day at current deployment levels (08/26/2025) for Trump’s occupation of DC.
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The ugliest non-HOTTEST Russian alive today (the ultimate POLL.) I mean, look at these tiny, knobby, 1-inch, fragile, little, shoulders, from real life !!!
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Just imagine all the manipulative bullsh!t his inner circle feeds him everyday for their own benefit, atop his already staggering level of incompetence.
Jesus Christ. If your credit isn’t frozen at all three bureaus, I would strongly consider doing that now
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🤣🤣🤣 Trump’s shoe lifts don’t create the false illusion of being tall when he’s sitting down, so he has to have his chair jacked up 3 inches higher than everyone else’s.
🤣🤣🤣 Trump’s shoe lifts don’t create the false illusion of being tall when he’s sitting down, so he has to have his chair jacked up 3 inches higher than everyone else’s.
Remember when Joan Rivers & Martha Stewart made Trump the butt of their jokes on live TV that time ?
Funny how the fluffy diddler has to have a higher chair than any other tool in the room.
His 3” heel lifts. He’s stopped wearing those lately.
The ugliest non-HOTTEST Russian alive today (the ultimate POLL.) I mean, look at these tiny, knobby, 1-inch, fragile, little, shoulders, from real life !!!
“I need a longer Sharpie, believe me!”
Whoa!!! 😳 👀 😳 Asking Epsteins neighbor the truth about the files...
When is the media going to start questioning everything about Trump’s lack of health? 6 months ago ⤵️
Yikes. The American people deserve answers about what’s going on with Trump’s hand.
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Trump wants to lock up people who desecrate the flag. Here he is violating the flag code by signing his name on it with a marker.
He’s been dragging that leg for years …
Release the health records
This has far deeper meaning now in 2025 than in 2019 when it occurred. Protester holds up the infamous photo of best friends, Epstein & Trump, at rally. Trump rages.
Yes.
Dragging that right leg again yesterday.
He’s been dragging that leg for years …
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Ghislaine Maxwell
Interesting that Lavrov completely counters presented facts with “fake news” … I wonder who learned or taught that “strategy” first ?
No wonder he wears 3-inch shoulder pads in his suit jackets …
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Fixed.
Besides “Slip ‘n Slide” … what hair products do you suggest for Roger Stone?
Hard to do when it’s all tu…
Why does anyone care that Cracker Barrel changed their logo & remodeled their stores ?! As long as the catfish & dry biscuits stay the same ?! When great-grandma dies, someone has to go in & clean up the dust, crap, plastic containers, cobwebs … sell the house, the rambler. No one else cares. 🤷♀️
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Who wore it better ?!
Why does anyone care that Cracker Barrel changed their logo & remodeled their stores ?! As long as the catfish & dry biscuits stay the same ?! When great-grandma dies, someone has to go in & clean up the dust, crap, plastic containers, cobwebs … sell the house, the rambler. No one else cares. 🤷♀️
Unless he’s been falling regularly for at least the last 5-6 years ( see my above photo from him departing his then flight from 2020 depicting a bandage covering the same area ) that is hardly unlikely without suffering other injuries besides the back of his right hand all the time.
