Jeff Churchwell (@theempath.bsky.social)
In the time it takes you to read this profile, I already will have forgotten what I wrote. Illegitimi non Carborundum. Songwriter-in-residence at Chez Hades. Dog lover. Liberal AF. No DMs please. 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇪🇺🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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I didn’t mean to imply a third party, and no, I don’t think it can be done immediately. I want a replacement for the moribund pathetic thing we have now.
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Punch
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On the other hand, maybe shoving the Democratic Party out the airlock and going a new, actually progressive direction would be worth a shot.
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The structure and pacing of this song make it THE stand out song for me. It takes its sweet time to get to the payoff. But I also live Take A Chance On Me, Eagle, Voulez Vous, and Lovers Live A Little Longer. youtu.be/iJ90ZqH0PWI?
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But what you didn’t know then was that the song was written by the Dad/Sheriff in Gremlins.
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Or Hero/Nero
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💯
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Native Oklahoman living in Illinois: My home state’s government disgusts me. Prager disgusts me. Oklahoma MAGA disgusts me. It’s a beautiful state with some really ugly people. It’s like watching the wreck of the Titanic.
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted
$50 says that’s Stephen Miller wearing his skin
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I don’t think he even knows animals exist.
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Depends on the “hot dog.”
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Or not.
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Aja
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South City Midnight Lady
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Crowded House
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Nope. First of August.
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Billy, Don’t Be A Hero I’m The Happiest Girl In The Whole USA
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No.
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I thought PeeWee Herman was dead.
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Roundup.
I Post Animal Vids... 😊 (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted
"Hey look at what I can do!" 😉 #bluesky #nature #animals
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Damn straight.
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I’m losing the will for Trump, RFK Jr, and others, to live.
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The Supremes told him he could.
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I read the first point as “1. Everyone should be worried about Trumpists messing with electrons,” and you know, it became even scarier.
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So, just another day in D.C.
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Science for the win!
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Well, part of Putin, anyway.
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Yes.
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Great song, play it louder.
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Well, then, she and I are a perfect match!
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youtu.be/RMJurEA7X6Q?
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"I play nights in the Spanish part of town, I've got music in my hands." youtu.be/xPXj4tcfxlc?
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T-Rex Hoobastank Elbow Edgar Winter Group Monkees Partridge Family Average White Band Tom Petty and the Heart(breakers)
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Even better, it actually tells TWO stories.
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Or a sidewalk.
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On a per capita basis, I’d guess Californians know more about grass than just about anyone.
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“All along the southbound ODYSSEY, The train pulls out at Kankakee, And rolls along past houses, farms, and fields.” youtu.be/qSeqrkRT1t0?
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And then let out every time. Did no one learn for their mistakes?
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Pull the other one.
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I am 64 years old. Which makes me 62 years older than Stephen Miller.
Dmitry Grozoubinski (@explaintrade.com) reposted
Not sure Zelenskyy should commit to paying $100bn to the US for security garauntees until he's shopped around and seen if protection is being offered at a more affordable price by other players in the space such as the Cosa Nostra, the Crips or the Triads.
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“Gethsemane” — Jesus Christ Superstar. No disrespect to Ted Neeley, but Jesus! What a performance.
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Yes, please! By all means, cut this out! Tomorrow. Or maybe next week.
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Now the ketchup’s REALLY hit the covfefe. Bela?
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And banjos. Trombones and tubas. Xylophones.
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Fleck?
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Ronald Reagan is so 40 years ago.
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"I'm just going to break it."
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Joni
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Just a song from 23 years ago that somehow remains as true as the day I wrote it, more's the pity. youtu.be/-ATN07XOGn0?...
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Laughing Delta Guinevere
Joshua Erlich (@joshuaerlich.bsky.social) reposted
sandwich guy got charged with one count of monte cristo
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Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice
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The incarnation of the Seven Deadly Sins, maybe. If he represents the national spirit, then I’m Taylor Swift.
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When Pinocchio lies, his noes grows longer. I’m convinced that when Miller lies, he gets an erection. It’s the only possible reason.
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The better version. youtu.be/oI6c9qpYKPU?...
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God I love this song. youtu.be/dXjZy2LrlXo?...
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Ok 😃
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I plant the kind of kiss That wouldn’t wake a baby…
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Once In A Lifetime
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So, she says it’s time she goes, But wanted to be sure I know She hopes we can be friends.
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Is She Really Going Out With Him?
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“Out on the street I was talking to a man…”
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"Baby, What a Big Surprise… Right Before My Very Eyes." youtu.be/tVVDLCXQxvo?...
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Will Number 7 shock me?
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The day before he went postal. ☹️
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Sex Sells... unless you try to buy it outright, which is against the law in most states.
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Not if it’s made of White Americans, it’s not.
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Seahawks.
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I love Joni forever, but she wasn’t there, she got it second-hand. These guys were there, and made an anthem out of a slow, mournful dirge. youtu.be/HKdsRWhyH30?...
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And how is this different from any other day?
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