Is that like telling the police officer, “I’m not drunk,” as I weave and stumble?
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Is that like telling the police officer, “I’m not drunk,” as I weave and stumble?
And then there is food.
Do not feel remorse for having a reason to go to the dentist.
That does not explain where he has been the last few days.
Is there any word where he has been from Wednesday through today?
I’ve seen two flat on the road. I know this feeling.
I know you are an overachiever and get to the Jim several times a day.
He will not suffer the burden of being well liked.
In Denmark, there are libraries where you can borrow a person instead of a book for 30 minutes. Every person has a title - bipolar, unemployed, refugee, etc. This brilliant project is active in 50 countries. It is called The Human Library. humanlibrary.org
I already have my $2 deposit on George Clooney to play me.
Embalming fluid IV?
Living for the reruns.
Ralph. No doubt.
I’m okay with compromising away from my wish for slow and painful.
Fresh?
One cannot lose what one does not have.
For him, it’s personal.
Criminals don’t want to be seen with the Criminal in Chief?
Live so that if your Life was a Book Florida would Ban it 🤷🏽♀️
Great, the socks will need to come off to count.
It’s the home of land sharks.
The Will to Live and a Full-time Job can be mutually exclusive.
The only ones in their right minds.
Against the background noise of GOP whining.
Is “Trumps Bitches” trademarked yet?
#LGBTQIA 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🔄🤘
Maybe he should move to Mar a Lago. They will serve anyone who is willing to part with their bank account for a grift.
Never underestimate Corgi power.
Blaming his supporters for his incompetence. That’s a novel approach.
I’m not going to worry if the light is burned out.
The man wants to create all of America in his perception of reality. The majority of the world does not want him to exist. This does not make us nihilistic, just pragmatic that sh*t needs to be flushed.
This may not be appropriate for the company book club.
That is something I would sign up for.
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The only recipes I could ever follow.
I disagree. He is not functional.
If my taxes don’t pave my roads or fix my bridges or keep my schools open 5 days a week or pay local teachers a living wage or help keep my hospital open or help my neighbor’s kid eat lunch or fund public television or my healthcare… Why the f’ck should I pay taxes?
I would be okay with that. I do miss the Ham Rove.
🖐️✋🏽
I have emails from Nigerian princes that are more believable.
One must have a heart for it to fail.
Late 60’s
Live your life so you do not have to fear being on the Jumbotron
It’s because Father Jack is at the wake.
Deep
Criminals covering their crimes. Nothing new.
Why does he look like the stereotype of a gringo?
Please tell me that he’s not twerking.
I asked Copilot how to download ChatGPT and was told, “I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.” This was followed by, “I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over.”
Right, he still exists and thus the arse.
Radio Shack?
hmmmm.. I have read msot of these books in my youth and I turned out ok.....ish.
Cette image vous montre une pleine Lune, semblable à celle que vous pouvez admirer depuis la Terre. Celle-ci est cependant un peu particulière, car capturée depuis la station spatiale internationale, alors à 400km au-dessus du Pacifique!
Happy birthday and have a pint with the cake.
Seems fair. You are a go getter and the neighbors were trying to keep their appendages while intoxicated.
Top sex capitals in the United States: Climax, NC Bangor, ME Intercourse, PA Washington, DC if you feel like getting screwed…
This, the reason I run.
There should be an ordinance against unsightly vehicles especially those subject to self combustion.
Why is anyone reading NYT since they are willingly biased.
Not likely. I gave up trying and admitted defeat after the first marriage.
She can have all the GOP Johnson’s she can handle.
This year it feels more like the Farce of July.
We must keep the force and faith of democracy within us.
I may be a victim as well.
Sorry, I spilled my coffee.
GOP Senators are showing their true spineless selves.
Thanks for the tip.
Je vous souhaite une très bonne nuit 🦋 Que la nuit vous emporte doucement vers les rêves...🌜✨️😘
When amorality is the norm for the GOP.
I’ll be sitting over here with my legs crossed.
Look at this amazing sign. #NoKings #butterfly
Feel free to enjoy a communion with coffee and a biscuit.
Happy birthday to the wonderful Mel Brooks.
Your future is on the line. Call your senator: 202-224-3121.
He is a barely functioning alcoholic.
Nope. This all needs to be maintained and having been on a farm I know there is not enough energy to have two day jobs.
This time?
I’m virtually obliterated when I play chess against a computer. WTF
If Trump really wants to destroy Iran he should go be its president for a few months.
Say three Hail Marys and call me in the morning.
The rugs are always trying to trip me.
Bull.
Isn’t there supposed to be a self-combustion at some point?
The wonder of modern technology.
What is a roll of toilet paper worth?
Remember, resistance is measured in ohms. Take a moment and center yourself with the greatest om you can muster.
My future me has refused any communications from me.
It’s still pride 🌈
Election interference?
what is it called when people who aren't cops and don't have a warrant drag you away, because I don't think "arrest" is the word
According to a rumor I'm starting MAGA are having their properties landscaped and then calling ICE on the landscapers to avoid paying.
I would not put it past the MAGA elite to do so. Another possibility is opening the shed in the back as an ICE detention center for free security and cheap labor.
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