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Sean Hannity with tears in his eyes.
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Sean Hannity with tears in his eyes.
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he'll probably fire them.
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Brawndo's got what investors crave.
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floot the gender woo gerbil 🇵🇸 (@flootzavut.bsky.social) reposted
... pretty much nailed it.
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Pyongyang. Super clean city. Some people say the cleanest.
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that implies that there is a minority of people who oppose whatever policy is needed by the fed that the majority could want. In other words, a totally captured fed that is seen as illegitimate to the world financial system.
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Today Joe Rogan calls this wOkE
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Afraid to take the subway? Yea, better call in the national guard.
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Cultural Marxism
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they're the ones demanding ID now.
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that is the Ackman money.
Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent
But, but that's... socialsism.
Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent
Why, it's clearly woke now!
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Did they make Zelensky go in through the kitchen?
Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent
Peak of irony if Subway leads to the restoration of the republic. Subway. Fuck you! I'm eating.
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Hannity exclaimed “This is a bold pick! I don’t see how the senate doesn’t confirm Hamburger Helper Hand!”
Olga Nesterova (@onestpress.onestnetwork.com) reposted
Newsom: “Wake up, America. If he rigs this election, you won’t have a country anymore.”
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I like how he can now say anything he wants as long as its ALL CAPS and idiocy if only to mock agent orange and the media for letting this all happen.
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Well if Gabon is on board...
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great article. He's likely getting budget from the US directly, or another Tenet-style operation. Likely fraudulent. he's acting as a paid spokesperson for the admin.
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Ahem... Who is paying these billions?
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@governor.ca.gov DO NOT STOP
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Morning Joe live, from the former US State of Alaska.
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Pay the vig.
Claude Taylor (@realclaudetaylor.bsky.social) reposted
Time to dance!🕺 💃
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All future AI investments will go towards fine tuning and refining AI porn. Sorry for using up all the water but thems the rules.
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I spent a year in Aloknaa one night.
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But did they pinky swear?
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Americans are saying fuck this shit and closing up their wallets.
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nah
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Using 'standard resolution' mapping, Long Chile's coastline would be about 30,000 miles long.
Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent
Idiocracy was a documentary written by a time traveler to pass off as a comedy.
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just out in the open.
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epstein
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its oddly appealing tbh but I like it better without the shutters...
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He’s gonna get sued by summers
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Paging Ms. Helm. Jade Helm?
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The future is so bright.
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One adult ticket please.
Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) reposted
Ozzy Osbourne has died at the age of 76, his family says
Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent
Interesting choice using Don Draper since he was also portrayed as a dual personality Jekyll and Hyde style character in Mad Men
Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it Extraterrestrial Week already?
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Por que no los dos?
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This is on par with those cars you see scrawled all over with bonkers writing.
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Shades of Planet of the Apes
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Would love to know what the unsubscribe rate was for a propaganda mailing containing factual errors and errors of omission such as this.
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democratic opposition? They don't need them to pass this.
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Still waiting for the movie.
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The name is Jones... Nebraska Jones.
NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted
Worried about the imminent collapse of the United States? This nourishing one-pot juscellum will make you feel like you're in 5th century Rome.
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not good. the Supreme Court reverses 93% of all federal judicial rulings in favor of the regime.
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100% the shooting location for a future Andor episode.
NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted
Opinion | The Iranians will greet us as liberators
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"Cannonballed into the pool, squeezed out a turd."
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Reading this in the future...
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Not 6 hours into this embarrassing display for the world to see, and they're already at the "Chair off the Rope" bit.
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Our future president.
Jerry Chen (@jcsalterego.bsky.social) reposted
remember this morning? that was one month ago
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Porque no los dos?
Daniel Goldman (@danielsgoldman.dg4ny.co) reposted
I called for the full release of the Epstein Files a month ago because of my suspicion that AG Pam Bondi was concealing the files to protect Donald Trump. Now my suspicion has been confirmed. Release the #EpsteinFiles now!
acabylon bee (@acabylonbee.bsky.social) reposted
it was inevitable from the very beginning that elon and donald would blow up eventually does that make it any less funny? fuck no
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I would not be part of a new party Elon or maga created even if it did reach 80% participation. they can still go fuck themselves.
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Waiting for El Caminos to hit my target price.
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"What do you want to be when you grow up?" Suzy: "Insufferable"
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I'm being drained by this energy vampire.
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no stop please
Obsolete Sony (@obsoletesony.com) reposted
May 12, 2025, marks 27 years since Gran Turismo dropped in North America
Obsolete Sony (@obsoletesony.com) reposted
It is insanely impressive what they pulled off on the PS1
Julian Sanchez (@normative.bsky.social) reposted
With great power comes no responsibility.
The Bulwark (@thebulwark.com) reposted
Canadian PM Mark Carney: "There are some places that are never for sale...Having met with the owners of Canada over the course of the campaign the last several months, it's not for sale. It won't be for sale ever."
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he's 100% mining crypto.
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Hmm. Did they call it crude when bloatus called the fed chairman a 'total loser'? Or is crude only used when taking about dems?
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I can't believe David Brooks is sounding more sane than Friedman.
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This won't be good for the World Cup or the Olympics.
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"Who hoped the billionaire would be their champion."
Marlene Robertson🍁🇨🇦 (@marlenerobertson.bsky.social) reposted
Wow. The Dow dropped 1,000 points. Historically this has happened only eleven times. Four of these eleven times have happened just in this month.
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Seeing David Brooks writing an oped that reads more like a 2005 DailyKos article is wild. The face-eating leopards are full.
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YOU BLEW IT ALL UP!
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Every comment on that video is a bot.
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We got the Gastapo over here.
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Crowd (grumbling): Let him cook.
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Believe it or not, deported.