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@thejackeroo.bsky.social

100% 'Murcan. Markets, Investing, Trading, News, Politics, Golf. No Malarkey.

created November 22, 2024

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Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

Sean Hannity with tears in his eyes.

30/8/2025, 1:38:45 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

he'll probably fire them.

30/8/2025, 12:42:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brawndo's got what investors crave.

29/8/2025, 3:44:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 12:19:22 PM | 39 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture floot the gender woo gerbil 🇵🇸 (@flootzavut.bsky.social) reposted

... pretty much nailed it.

27/8/2025, 11:22:38 AM | 20 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

Pyongyang. Super clean city. Some people say the cleanest.

27/8/2025, 12:46:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

that implies that there is a minority of people who oppose whatever policy is needed by the fed that the majority could want. In other words, a totally captured fed that is seen as illegitimate to the world financial system.

26/8/2025, 7:00:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

Today Joe Rogan calls this wOkE

25/8/2025, 1:36:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Afraid to take the subway? Yea, better call in the national guard.

23/8/2025, 9:51:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cultural Marxism

22/8/2025, 1:11:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

they're the ones demanding ID now.

21/8/2025, 2:52:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

that is the Ackman money.

21/8/2025, 1:29:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

But, but that's... socialsism.

21/8/2025, 1:22:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

Why, it's clearly woke now!

21/8/2025, 1:21:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

Did they make Zelensky go in through the kitchen?

18/8/2025, 4:32:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

Peak of irony if Subway leads to the restoration of the republic. Subway. Fuck you! I'm eating.

15/8/2025, 1:18:42 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

Hannity exclaimed “This is a bold pick! I don’t see how the senate doesn’t confirm Hamburger Helper Hand!”

14/8/2025, 11:32:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Olga Nesterova (@onestpress.onestnetwork.com) reposted

Newsom: “Wake up, America. If he rigs this election, you won’t have a country anymore.”

14/8/2025, 10:01:10 PM | 14887 5186 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/8/2025, 10:02:18 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

I like how he can now say anything he wants as long as its ALL CAPS and idiocy if only to mock agent orange and the media for letting this all happen.

14/8/2025, 9:57:18 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

Well if Gabon is on board...

13/8/2025, 9:21:42 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

great article. He's likely getting budget from the US directly, or another Tenet-style operation. Likely fraudulent. he's acting as a paid spokesperson for the admin.

13/8/2025, 7:08:14 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

Ahem... Who is paying these billions?

13/8/2025, 6:30:17 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@governor.ca.gov DO NOT STOP

13/8/2025, 6:28:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Morning Joe live, from the former US State of Alaska.

12/8/2025, 2:54:34 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

Pay the vig.

9/8/2025, 7:59:18 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Claude Taylor (@realclaudetaylor.bsky.social) reposted

Time to dance!🕺 💃

9/8/2025, 1:30:55 AM | 238 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

All future AI investments will go towards fine tuning and refining AI porn. Sorry for using up all the water but thems the rules.

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8/8/2025, 6:35:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

I spent a year in Aloknaa one night.

8/8/2025, 5:50:11 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

I saw him right over there!

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8/8/2025, 4:32:11 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/8/2025, 5:31:05 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

But did they pinky swear?

6/8/2025, 5:57:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Americans are saying fuck this shit and closing up their wallets.

5/8/2025, 5:29:22 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

nah

3/8/2025, 10:10:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

Using 'standard resolution' mapping, Long Chile's coastline would be about 30,000 miles long.

1/8/2025, 11:08:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

Idiocracy was a documentary written by a time traveler to pass off as a comedy.

1/8/2025, 7:57:28 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Senior PowerPoint Engineer (@ryxcommar.bsky.social) reposted

Day in Trump's economy: > Wake up, check the news > BLS:
1/8/2025, 7:32:38 PM | 916 233 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

just out in the open.

1/8/2025, 4:17:14 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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epstein

31/7/2025, 7:17:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

its oddly appealing tbh but I like it better without the shutters...

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31/7/2025, 7:11:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

Same vibes:

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29/7/2025, 2:02:09 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s gonna get sued by summers

26/7/2025, 2:24:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

Paging Ms. Helm. Jade Helm?

25/7/2025, 11:07:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The future is so bright.

25/7/2025, 8:02:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

One adult ticket please.

23/7/2025, 2:15:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) reposted

Ozzy Osbourne has died at the age of 76, his family says

22/7/2025, 6:14:42 PM | 1297 418 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

Interesting choice using Don Draper since he was also portrayed as a dual personality Jekyll and Hyde style character in Mad Men

21/7/2025, 10:28:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

Is it Extraterrestrial Week already?

21/7/2025, 10:24:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/7/2025, 9:44:02 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Por que no los dos?

10/7/2025, 9:05:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

This is on par with those cars you see scrawled all over with bonkers writing.

10/7/2025, 4:12:09 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

Curious...

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8/7/2025, 11:27:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/7/2025, 3:09:56 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

Shades of Planet of the Apes

7/7/2025, 11:55:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would love to know what the unsubscribe rate was for a propaganda mailing containing factual errors and errors of omission such as this.

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4/7/2025, 3:37:17 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

democratic opposition? They don't need them to pass this.

2/7/2025, 9:45:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

Still waiting for the movie.

2/7/2025, 8:08:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

The name is Jones... Nebraska Jones.

2/7/2025, 4:32:53 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted

Worried about the imminent collapse of the United States? This nourishing one-pot juscellum will make you feel like you're in 5th century Rome.

2/7/2025, 2:17:01 AM | 694 60 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

not good. the Supreme Court reverses 93% of all federal judicial rulings in favor of the regime.

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25/6/2025, 9:11:46 PM | 15 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/6/2025, 4:26:48 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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100% the shooting location for a future Andor episode.

24/6/2025, 11:38:10 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

We were so close...

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19/6/2025, 5:28:43 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted

Opinion | The Iranians will greet us as liberators

18/6/2025, 3:35:38 AM | 1460 127 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

"Cannonballed into the pool, squeezed out a turd."

17/6/2025, 3:47:10 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Letterboxd (@letterboxd.social) reposted

The Shining was released 45 years ago today 🥶

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13/6/2025, 9:06:42 PM | 473 96 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

Reading this in the future...

6/6/2025, 1:35:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not 6 hours into this embarrassing display for the world to see, and they're already at the "Chair off the Rope" bit.

6/6/2025, 12:29:03 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

Our future president.

6/6/2025, 12:26:12 AM | 40 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jerry Chen (@jcsalterego.bsky.social) reposted

remember this morning? that was one month ago

6/6/2025, 12:21:55 AM | 2968 292 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

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5/6/2025, 10:50:49 PM | 6964 752 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

Porque no los dos?

5/6/2025, 10:18:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel Goldman (@danielsgoldman.dg4ny.co) reposted

I called for the full release of the Epstein Files a month ago because of my suspicion that AG Pam Bondi was concealing the files to protect Donald Trump. Now my suspicion has been confirmed. Release the #EpsteinFiles now!

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5/6/2025, 7:53:39 PM | 2968 636 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture acabylon bee (@acabylonbee.bsky.social) reposted

it was inevitable from the very beginning that elon and donald would blow up eventually does that make it any less funny? fuck no

5/6/2025, 7:48:21 PM | 106 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

I would not be part of a new party Elon or maga created even if it did reach 80% participation. they can still go fuck themselves.

5/6/2025, 7:49:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/6/2025, 2:32:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Waiting for El Caminos to hit my target price.

30/5/2025, 9:46:21 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"What do you want to be when you grow up?" Suzy: "Insufferable"

30/5/2025, 7:09:31 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm being drained by this energy vampire.

21/5/2025, 1:57:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

no stop please

16/5/2025, 1:34:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Obsolete Sony (@obsoletesony.com) reposted

May 12, 2025, marks 27 years since Gran Turismo dropped in North America

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12/5/2025, 7:56:26 PM | 112 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Obsolete Sony (@obsoletesony.com) reposted

It is insanely impressive what they pulled off on the PS1

12/5/2025, 7:57:05 PM | 243 28 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julian Sanchez (@normative.bsky.social) reposted

With great power comes no responsibility.

7/5/2025, 11:32:46 PM | 176 38 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Bulwark (@thebulwark.com) reposted

Canadian PM Mark Carney: "There are some places that are never for sale...Having met with the owners of Canada over the course of the campaign the last several months, it's not for sale. It won't be for sale ever."

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26/4/2025, 7:10:35 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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he's 100% mining crypto.

25/4/2025, 12:44:29 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

Hmm. Did they call it crude when bloatus called the fed chairman a 'total loser'? Or is crude only used when taking about dems?

24/4/2025, 6:56:40 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

I can't believe David Brooks is sounding more sane than Friedman.

24/4/2025, 3:10:38 PM | 40 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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This won't be good for the World Cup or the Olympics.

23/4/2025, 10:30:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Who hoped the billionaire would be their champion."

23/4/2025, 9:06:53 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marlene Robertson🍁🇨🇦 (@marlenerobertson.bsky.social) reposted

Wow. The Dow dropped 1,000 points. Historically this has happened only eleven times. Four of these eleven times have happened just in this month.

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21/4/2025, 10:03:36 PM | 60 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social)

Seeing David Brooks writing an oped that reads more like a 2005 DailyKos article is wild. The face-eating leopards are full.

18/4/2025, 12:34:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@thejackeroo.bsky.social) reply parent

YOU BLEW IT ALL UP!

17/4/2025, 6:18:09 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every comment on that video is a bot.

11/4/2025, 5:50:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We got the Gastapo over here.

11/4/2025, 2:24:33 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crowd (grumbling): Let him cook.

11/4/2025, 2:23:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Believe it or not, deported.

11/4/2025, 2:20:43 AM | 35 0 | View on Bluesky | view