thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
We all know Jerry needs a babysitter.
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
We all know Jerry needs a babysitter.
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
Are we certain Rice will be back week 7? Some of the wording around the suspension made it sound like it would be at least 6 weeks and they are getting it started now because they have time to decide the final length during that 6?
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
Bad take. Three late firsts would still be questioned.
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
It takes 4-5 late firsts to equal an early first. Not even close.
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone please push this racist man down a flight of stairs
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
Another drunk text from Jerry.
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
Had to double check and confirm my instant assumption that this was a Lions beat writer with this pre-game 1 take ..
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
Love seeing Vrabel and the treasonous Patriots ownership group fail.
Greg Sargent (@gregsargent.bsky.social) reposted
Trump's use of red state National Guards in DC is really about viciously turning Americans against each other, about stoking hate and violence *among Americans.* JB Pritzker's response is so good because it lays *this* bare. Me and @brianbeutler.bsky.social on this: newrepublic.com/article/1997...
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
MAHA will set us back 50 years if they get their way unchecked. .. but I do agree that we should be restricting things from food manufacturing that other countries have banned for years ..
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, big oof there..
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
Saying the same - they are not appealing to hipsters today. That was 2000 when Mexican Coke was a “new” and “elite” discovery. My point is exactly that - moms are the new hipsters. There is a direct line/curve of Mexican Coke adoption and popularity from 2000 to today that begins with hipsters.
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
lol, not going to dye the beard that hides my weak chin .. hereditary, I started going gray at 33 ..
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
Mexican Coke is vinyl.
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s what I just said. I am 45 and there is a very clear line from the hipster/product elitism/style/fashion of the early 2000s — when Mexican Coke became popular with elitists — to mass elitism now and the lumberjack shirt and beard style you see on every other commercial today.
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
If you cook it properly, the Epstein list is revealed.
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
Steichen should just put himself on the list now.
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
If you don’t think hipsters as a style trend was influential, you are probably younger than 36..
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
Penix is a bust.
bellboy905.bsky.social (@bellboy905.bsky.social) reposted
You'd never know from the @nytimes.com and @washingtonpost.com front pages, but yesterday the President of the United States was asked if he needs to "uphold the Constitution," and his answer was "I don't know."
Inthemountains (@excannabiz.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
A brave 20 year veteran did this. He served. He gets how our democracy is supposed to work. The Fat Orange Nutsack's proclamation is not a law.
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
You may not be built that way, but the marketing board is certainly built in a way to ride demographics and trends and Coca-Cola rode Mexican Coke has a trend originally BECAUSE of the hipster fad and is now is following the faux-health fad. This only works by riding the “secret recipe” gimmick.
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
“Pedophile’s And Their Mistresses: Today’s Hottest Criminals and Sexual Deviants Epstein Edition”
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
We all want Bibi’s head frozen with nitrogen and shattered into a thousand pieces.
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
Step 1: Hang Bibi.
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
God damn his face is dumb.
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
We’re on the cusp of a revolution that will include dismantling the cronyism propping up your so-called news organization.
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, I tried all 200 flavors, including the much maligned “Beverly.” Until Coke themselves comes out and says Mexican Coke is an official product with official production standards, I do not buy that it is a reliable pure cane sugar product. It is a facade at best.
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
These assholes need to fuck their own faces to dust.
Techdirt (@techdirt.com) reposted
Trump Whines, Again Threatens NBC, ABC Broadcast Licenses For Doing Journalism With Fox being Fox, and CBS having just paid Trump a $16 billion bribe and now owned by Trump's friends the Ellison family, there's little worry that either network will be doing serious journalism anytime soon. So…
James Ball (@jamesrball.com) reposted
The Supreme Court has affirmed *twice* that flag burning is first amendment protected. Donald Trump’s attempt to override that with an exec order is just…fiction. Or would be, of American democracy was still functional.
Feathered Stone (@stonefeathers.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
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thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
Mexican Coke sold in Mexico uses corn syrup / a mix a best with different labeling requirements. Mexican Coke is really just a hipster concept that Coke leaned into and everyone accepts is better for you, but really isn’t Mexican and isn’t without corn syrup and isn’t better for you.
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
Poker tell with the bashful neck reach tic
Zach Dorfman (@zachsdorfman.bsky.social) reposted
Garrett refuses to pull his punches or tiptoe around things. In this moment, that takes real bravery, and I respect him a great deal for it. You should read this, and really think about what he’s laying out so dispassionately and unnervingly.
Andrew Callahan (@andrewcallahan.bsky.social) reposted
This is America. www.masslive.com/news/2025/08...
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, please.
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
CMC and Kittle have always been their top receiving targets ..
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s clear after watching the multi-camera angle views that he failed to step up into the pocket and he failed to throw the ball away when needed. The kid sacked himself by running out of bounds behind the line of scrimmage.
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
They were all bad, and he had a pocket on several. They need to red shirt him.
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
Nobody seems to have a long enough memory to hold anyone accountable. When they get close, Trump is going to get his NFL team when he forces the Washington Commanders to sell a stake ..
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
In case anyone is still wondering why Bolton was raided
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
Just give them a choice — pay less and be sent to a camp in Africa, pay more and be sent to a camp in El Salvador.
Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted
Brady and cheatin ass Belichick and a Gitmo Shuttle holy hell Pats really the most evil franchise ever lmao
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
Frost: Trump traveled this nation and lied to everyone, told people the reason you can't pay your rent is because of that trans kid . The reason that you can't afford your healthcare is because of that immigrant. They want us to look at each other and blame our neighbors instead of blaming them.
Olga Nesterova (@onestpress.onestnetwork.com) reposted reply parent
Documents obtained by FOX News show planning for activations in Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Indiana, Iowa, Louisiana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Mexico, Ohio, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Virginia, Wyoming – with status effective from August through mid-November.
Carl T. Bergstrom (@carlbergstrom.com) reposted
In 25 years, every business school in the country will be doing case studies about how a long defunct company known as “Google” once had an unbeatable lock on online information retrieval and then started doing shit like this.
Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted
Oh man. Embarrassing for Dean Cain. ICE posting his training session like it’s some kind of “Man of Steel” flex. Although it tracks with the incompetent, undertrained ICE agents we’re seeing on the streets.
Ben Natan (@thebennatan.bsky.social) reposted
Nazi scum
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
Every day that Jerry fucks himself over is a good day.
Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted
24 hour pig roast with live music yelling at the wild pigs and rats 8/10-8/17
Justin Hendrix (@justinhendrix.bsky.social) reposted
"In July, five months after her death, we discovered that Sophie Rottenberg, our only child, had confided for months in a ChatGPT A.I. therapist called Harry." www.nytimes.com/2025/08/18/o...
Pete Davidson (@petedavidsonny.bsky.social) reposted
It's insane, and only a complicit media could be anything other than all over this. This should be front page every day. We are being sold out.
Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reposted
In what way are we not occupied by a hostile force?
Matt Novak (@paleofuture.bsky.social) reposted
I’m kind of speechless with this one. I can’t imagine the kind of person who continues to make the argument that it doesn’t count as real starvation if the kids were already sick.
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
If your floors are designed like that, you are an asshole.
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
They will need strong bones and arms to fight the fascists.
Alan Elrod (@aselrod.bsky.social) reposted
A man understandably refused to hand over his ID or get out of the car for a bunch of masked thugs who refused to identify themselves. And when he drove away, they opened fire on him. This isn’t how you do any sort of enforcement when your goal is to uphold the law. This is gangsterism.
Scott Horton (@robertscotthorton.bsky.social) reposted
Andrew Lownie tells it all: how Epstein introduced Trump to Melania, how the two started copulating in the back of a limo, and how Epstein had his own romp with Melania afterwards. Is this baseless scandalmongering? It's what Epstein claims in any event.
The Associated Press (@apnews.com) reposted
For more than 40 years, tens of thousands of people have descended upon New Mexico for what is billed as North America's largest powwow. Organizers announced Saturday that 2026 will be the last time the cultural event is held.
Laura Jedeed, President of Europe (@laurajedeed.bsky.social) reposted
America is no longer descending into fascism. We are seconds away from impact Military occupation has come to DC. If and when military occupation comes to where you are, there are things that you can do. This article outlines some of them
Brandon Friedman (@brandonfriedman.bsky.social) reposted
The White House is mobilizing red state military forces to occupy a Democratic stronghold and let me tell you: No one has ever pretended something isn't happening harder than Democratic leaders are pretending this isn't happening right now.
Bill Kristol (@billkristolbulwark.bsky.social) reposted
There’s no longer any pretense this has anything to do with crime (there are cities or parts of cities in SC and Ohio that have higher crime rates than DC — send the troops there!). This is about establishing a precedent for Trump seizing control of the nation’s capital when he wants to.
Nina (@ninaselina.bsky.social) reposted
Air raid alert - just another day in Kharkiv, now for almost 4 years... because terrorist state of russia is just 40km away. I still can’t believe daily bombings in a modern city of a million have become the new normal... 🙄 #warDay1271 #GloryToUkraine #GloryToHeroes
The Kyiv Independent (@kyivindependent.com) reposted
⚡️Ukraine sanctions Russian, Chinese, Belarusian firms supplying drone technology. According to the presidential decree, restrictions were introduced against 39 Russian nationals and 55 companies from Russia, China, and Belarus.
MAKS 25 👀🇺🇦 (@maks23.bsky.social) reposted
🇺🇦💔 All these cities are located in Ukraine’s Donetsk and Luhansk regions. All these cities have been already reduced to ashes by the Russian army.
The Ukrainian Review (@theukrainianreview.bsky.social) reposted
🛢️❗️Almost €1 trillion Russia received from oil and gas exports during the full-scale war, - UA War Infographics While some are negotiating with criminals, others are buying raw materials from them and, thus, financing the war against Ukraine.
Ron Hughes (@wherepond.bsky.social) reposted
Trump's senior advisor's role with Epstein www.tumblr.com/wherepond/79...
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social) reposted
Just realized that the officials have to shoo players out of the way so the cameras get a clear shot at the football. So instead of the chain gang you get several seconds of shoo-ing players. Innovative!
Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
While masked agents were violently attacking a delivery worker this morning, bystanders repeatedly asked to see their badge numbers but they refused. Bystander: You guys are ruining this country, you know that, right? Agent: Liberals already ruined it.
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
Fox News Reporter Jacqui Heinrich: The way that it felt in the room was not good. It did not seem like things went well. And it seemed like Putin came in and steam rolled, got right into what he wanted to say and got his photo next to the president and then left
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
Really screwed the pooch on that one.
The New York Times (@nytimes.com) reposted
SpaceX, Elon Musk’s rocket company, has most likely paid little to no federal income taxes since its founding in 2002, even as it’s received billions of dollars in federal contracts, according to internal company documents reviewed by The New York Times. nyti.ms/45wGKkn
Michael J. Stern (@michaeljstern.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I was a federal prosecutor for 25 years. I never had a grand jury refuse to indict a case of mine. I don't think people understand how incredibly rare this is. The grand jury is sending a message.
Andy Craig (@andycraig.bsky.social) reposted
He has kept among us in times of peace Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution & unacknowledged by our laws.
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
Cedar Point sold out, they are done in 10 years without something drastic.
Ïne Back Ïversen (@ineiversen.bsky.social) reposted
Oh Alaska! This is beautiful 🥹🇺🇦✊🏼 #standwithukraine
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
Trump: "I haven't even set some of the tariffs yet. I'll be setting tariffs next week and the week after on steel and on uhhhhhhh -- I would say chips."
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
Selling documents and other names in the Epstein files to Russia.
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
Another season wasted, get ready for the sophomore slump.
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
If “End Racism” is controversial, I am officially here to take racists’s scalps this year.
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
All of our best bed-wetters and deviants.
Gillian Branstetter (@gbbranstetter.bsky.social) reposted
Hundreds of billions of dollars to automate the experience of being groomed in an AOL chat room in 1998
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
Hang him.
Paul Cohen (@paulecohen.bsky.social) reposted
this speaks for itself www.theglobeandmail.com/world/articl...
Alt National Park Service (@altnps.bsky.social) reposted
D.C. police will impose a “juvenile curfew zone” this weekend in Navy Yard, covering Nationals Park, rec centers, schools, and nearby businesses. Teens under 17 caught out past curfew face up to 25 hours of community service, with certain exemptions.
Nicholas Grossman (@nicholasgrossman.bsky.social) reposted
Will be hard to explain in the future that the US government went antivax, causing a lot of avoidable suffering and death, not in response to any negative incident with vaccines, but to the biggest, fastest, most successful, most impressive vaccine rollout in history.
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
Step 1. Release the Epstein list
Charlie Sykes (@sykescharlie.bsky.social) reposted
So here is your Saturday question: Does American get it yet? Do we — by which I mean citizens, institutions, and former guardrails — understand the full scope of what is happening? Do the courts, businesses, law firms, universities, media companies get it yet? open.substack.com/pub/charlies...
Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) reposted
Yeah JD, we remember. We will never forget your boss was best friends with the guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring. And then that guy was "silenced" forever. And now we will just not talk about anything else until they... #ReleaseThe_EPSTEIN_Files
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
don’t they realize they have a great backup QB already with Tua?
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
When will these cowards sue this clueless fuck.
Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) reposted
A one-man show, telling American companies where they can invest, who they can have as CEO — and where to send the check with a cut of their profits. $AAPL $INTC $NVDA $AMD
thejasonfisher (@thejasonfisher.bsky.social) reply parent
Why do we not have a list of names, phone numbers and addresses for these villains. This isn’t a TV show.
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
Trump wants us to forget his Epstein files cover-up so badly that he’s invading Washington D.C.