Squelvin HQ
@thesquelvin.bsky.social
Home of "The Adventures of Squelvin" and whatever other crap i draw or think of. Every morning I wake up praying it finally happened.
created August 11, 2025
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Squelvin HQ (@thesquelvin.bsky.social) reply parent
They sure are. Theyre the tools by which the fascist regime destroys the American aspiration of liberty. The chain of command will not save them when it all comes crashing down and theyre tried for their role in all of this.
Squelvin HQ (@thesquelvin.bsky.social)
This better not be AI or im kicking someones ass.
Lupita Nihongo (@otsumamiboy.bsky.social) reposted
Tradwife stuff all fun n games until the trad milkman starts showing back up to the crib during them single income household hours
woke stifler (@yelix.bsky.social) reposted
i’m gonna say what we’re all thinking: no movie in the history of movies has ever warranted a 15 minute standing ovation. think about how long 15 minutes is
Squelvin HQ (@thesquelvin.bsky.social) reply parent
Conservative believe in nothing. Everything they do is the result of their all consuming fear of everything.
Squelvin HQ (@thesquelvin.bsky.social) reply parent
But ya know what ELSE is a solution for climate change? Destroy the factories and plants producing the overwhelming majority of the pollutants, then chain up the owners in a concrete hole in the ground for the rest of their lives. Stop acting like its our job to offset their all consuming greed.
Krassensteins (@krassenstein.bsky.social) reposted
BREAKING: The Pentagon has authorized up to 600 military lawyers to serve as temporary immigration judges. This is a blatant expansion of military power into a civilian judicial process, a dangerous erosion of the separation between the two. Every day, we inch closer to fascism.
Oliver Willis (@owillis.bsky.social) reposted
You will almost never see the mainstream media criticize each other. They barely even criticize right wing media like Fox. At a certain point it begins to resemble the mafia.
Squelvin HQ (@thesquelvin.bsky.social) reply parent
Mans vs Covvies: battle for haloville
✨ A Goddess has NO KING ✨ (@the-goddess-speaks.bsky.social) reposted
Squelvin HQ (@thesquelvin.bsky.social)
This is the best fuckin account on this site
Squelvin HQ (@thesquelvin.bsky.social) reply parent
What are you 70 Get over yourself boomer
Squelvin HQ (@thesquelvin.bsky.social) reply parent
Toby fox designing characters: "What if barney was extremely racist"
Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted
frankly it is unacceptable that parenthood requires you to be something other than a slack-jawed zombie in the morning and do things like “get the kids breakfast” and “walk them to school”
Squelvin HQ (@thesquelvin.bsky.social)
Absolute jerkoffs must be managing my job. Been denied cash top ups for operations the last 3 times, and nobody ever responded to my concerns.
Humor For Resistance (@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social) reposted
I still can't believe RFK Jr said this in front of Congress and he's still in charge of public health.
✨trash✨ (@dollarpbr.gay) reposted
jabbityjibbity.bsky.social (@jabbityjibbity.bsky.social) reposted
Halos failings under 343 was never the fault of "trying something new", evolving and building on the old is how games stay fresh. Its the fault of all the "new" stuff being uninspired copycats or trend chasing from other more successful series. No vision, no passion, just "follow the trend line".
Squelvin HQ (@thesquelvin.bsky.social) reply parent
Same energy as "Burlesque is just stripping for nerds"
💙💙🤔CJ🤨🤣🧐💙💙🇺🇸 (@cnice59.bsky.social) reposted
Kaelyrhn 3³ ✅ (@kaelyrhn.kayleighbourquin.com) reposted
Ela Bambust 🏳️⚧️ (@ela-bambust.bsky.social) reposted
One of the less discussed (and less important) side effects that annoys me personally of the anti-DEI movement is the return of the brown haired guy with stubble as the default video game protagonist
Etherington Brothers (@etheringtonbros.bsky.social) reposted
Our feature artist/reference today is this beautiful observation on LEG PROFILE by the brilliant @BasaltAssault! Sometimes noticing a SMALL DETAIL like this will help make sense of a whole load of OTHER ANGLES! #gamedev #animationdev #characterdesign #DRAW #anime #manga #legs
Squelvin HQ (@thesquelvin.bsky.social) reply parent
Relief.
Squelvin HQ (@thesquelvin.bsky.social) reply parent
I WOULD RATHER SHOVE THE LASERDISC VERSION OF THIS MOVIE UP KY AAAAAAAASSS THAN PLAY THIS FOKKIN GAME
Squelvin HQ (@thesquelvin.bsky.social) reply parent
Horror fans really do suck all the fun out of horror movies dont they
Squelvin HQ (@thesquelvin.bsky.social) reply parent
He is 100% dead or dying.
George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
Squelvin HQ (@thesquelvin.bsky.social) reply parent
"Stop fleeing for your lives and let our zionist donors slaughter you!" Actual ethnic cleansing.
Kat Abughazaleh (@katmabu.bsky.social) reposted
Revoking an entire nationality’s visas is collective punishment and never acceptable — especially in this moment when millions of Palestinians lack equal rights, basic healthcare, and so much more at home, forcing them out of the US is unfathomably cruel. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/31/w...
Lupita Nihongo (@otsumamiboy.bsky.social) reposted
All of Giuliani’s life events that I know about hit like season ending cliffhangers where you’re like ‘How’s he gonna get outta this one?’ People forget that Four Seasons Landscaping debacle was All Him, which is understandable because he also committed actual sexual harassment in a Borat movie.
Lady Noriko ⚔️🖤 (@ladynoriko.ch) reposted
The only legit way to compare these games.
Ken Bardsley (@kenbar.bsky.social) reposted
Squelvin HQ (@thesquelvin.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice AI slop you fuckin poser
Squelvin HQ (@thesquelvin.bsky.social) reply parent
Jokes are supposed to be funny This is lazy ai swill made to farm cheap clicks. Its made by a morally bankrupt grifter who thinks all people are as easily manipulated as the dipshits on the right.
MS Kohut (@mskohut.bsky.social) reposted
Fascism arrived Teachers vilified Doctors arrested Scientists shunned Librarians threatened Pregnancy kills Disease welcome Hatred grows War approaches Reality manipulated Laws weaponized Violence rewarded Empathy demonized Books burned Schools closed Innocents killed Futures gone (2-14-2025)
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
"Rudy Giuliani nursed an injured crow back to life with warm milk, then drove to a place not a liquor store, and then got in a car accident. After this, an unscrupulous stranger littered the backseat of his car with scores of emptied airline-size bottles of Gilbert’s vodka. Two may have been gin."
Eric Replatformed (@21stcenturyeric.bsky.social) reposted
It's not "creeping" fascism when it gives up all pretense of stealth.
Squelvin HQ (@thesquelvin.bsky.social)
It is entirely possible that we will lose Rudy Gulliani and Trump in the same week.
Squelvin HQ (@thesquelvin.bsky.social) reply parent
And what about the hooker hes trying to hide? Is she okay?
Bradley P. Moss (@bradmossesq.bsky.social) reposted
Rudy Giuliani is sincerely asking that no one spread conspiracy theories about the car accident in which he was apparently involved. Yes. Rudy is asking.
Squelvin HQ (@thesquelvin.bsky.social) reply parent
The right wing believes in nothing; everything they do and thing is the result of fearmongering and delusional paranoia.
Bill Comeau 🇨🇦 (@bill-comeau.bsky.social) reposted
I have never seen a time like this. There is zero regard for truth and facts from the Far Right. Obvious lies are dispensed daily via loyal media to loyal followers who absorb falsehoods as gospel. They say what their worshippers want them to say, truth is irrelevant, fact-checkers are irrelevant.
I Post Animal Vids... 😊 (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted
Did someone need a baby goat video?? 😊 #bluesky #nature #animals
UncleRicoReturns (@unclericotnt.bsky.social) reposted
Sorry food workers just know I've been there. I feel for you.
pissed-off-g.bsky.social (@pissed-off-g.bsky.social) reposted
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
He’s providing them with valuable mulching experience though.
Squelvin HQ (@thesquelvin.bsky.social) reply parent
How much you wanna bet hes already dead.
MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted
He won’t let the press anywhere near him. This is getting weirder and weirder.
Squelvin HQ (@thesquelvin.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck you clanker.
Mrs. Holly The Fox (@hollyfox.bsky.social) reposted
getting queerbaited by disney is like losing chess to a dog
Laurie Loves Data (@laurelann.bsky.social) reposted
The US brought in nearly $30 Billion in tariffs in July, triple the amount collected in previous years That's not good news Tariffs are taxes on Americans That $30B was collected from you and me when we bought food, clothes, electronics...
LostUser64 🇵🇸 (@lostuser64.bsky.social) reposted
Some people collect Pokemon cards, I collect @hoshizoralone.bsky.social thank you for shopping doodle cards
Squelvin HQ (@thesquelvin.bsky.social) reply parent
Daisy ridley as well. Absolutely fumbled 3 banger actors in favor of having Harrison ford stumble around and say "chewie I shit my pants"
Squelvin HQ (@thesquelvin.bsky.social) reply parent
Its because theyre delusional fearful morally bankrupt ingrates who dont deserve the right to vote.
Squelvin HQ (@thesquelvin.bsky.social) reply parent
The only terrorist cell in this country is ICE.
Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted
“ILLEGALS” MY ASS! Green card holder Rami Othmane speaks out after being snatched off the street by ICE while driving to the grocery store. He’s a documented immigrant and the husband of Dr Wafaa Alrashid, chief of staff at a local hospital. He was locked in detention for 13 days.
Truth Social(ist) (@twitterrefugeeog.bsky.social) reposted
The same dumfuqs who complain about a lesbian couple in Disney's "Lightyear" are, in fact, actual fucking Nazis.
Nancy Levine Stearns 🌎 (@nancylevinestearns.bsky.social) reposted
🚨 Trump’s FCC targeted Disney a week after shareholders voted to reject an anti-DEI proposal. Investors voted 99-1 percent to defeat an anti-LGBTQ+ proposal in March.
putawomanincharge.bsky.social (@putawomanincharge.bsky.social) reposted
The More We Know
˗ˏˋuıʍʇdəəɹɔˎˊ˗👑King of the Reply Guys😺 (@creeptwin.bsky.social) reposted
Good morning, the Democratic party is Center-Right and liberals are centrists, the worst thing one can be. Pass it on!
Dr. William Horne (@wihorne.bsky.social) reposted
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but we don’t need to fight fairly against fascism. We just need to fight.
Dr. Sabrina Mittermeier (@smittermeier.bsky.social) reposted
People always think these regimes need actual strong leaders with a plan when in reality all of them are just a gaggle of power hungry men constantly trying to outdo each other who make it up as they go, loosely held together by a shared hate for everyone that isn‘t them
Nikolaj Bill (@nikolajbill.bsky.social) reposted
Guys nothing happened. However, CEOs are still trying to convince you that quiet quitting is worse than wage theft, while planning on replacing you with a robot and charge you for the robot’s rent Unions know better. Happy Labor Day Weekend.
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
CARTOON OF THE DAY (From @mluckovichajc)
The Bulwark (@thebulwark.com) reposted
"She did not die defending the Constitution. She died trying to overturn it. She was not protecting lives at a gate in Iraq; she was forcing her way through windows in the Capitol to stop the peaceful transfer of power." New from @markhertling.bsky.social:
George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
KD📚🌎🌊🇺🇸 (@kdnerak33.bsky.social) reposted
I truly don’t understand the people who think teachers telling children how to run, hide, and fight during school shootings is normal but think a teacher acknowledging that someone has two moms or two dads is indoctrination.
temmie (@tuyoki.bsky.social) reposted
novice mage
Squelvin HQ (@thesquelvin.bsky.social)
The only way ill play the Halo 1 remake is if they let you hold all weapons at the same time. Fuck the two weapon limit, get with the times old man
Squelvin HQ (@thesquelvin.bsky.social) reply parent
Halo is in this super awkward position where retro shooter fans dont like because of it popularizing the modern slower, streamlined style of FPS, and modern FPS fans dont like it because it lacks the mobility, depth, and build diversity of modern multiplayer games.
Squelvin HQ (@thesquelvin.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice AI slop you talentless fucking grifter.
Celeste Pewter (@celestepewter.bsky.social) reposted
As a long-time Lego fan: there was something nice knowing that if the expensive set you bought was somehow missing a piece, Lego would immediately send you the right piece. It was brand dependability and reliability.
Jodie Bastard (@jodiebastard.bsky.social) reposted
seen a lotta “american mutuals u can stay with me” “guess im moving to canada/mexico” “you can come overseas an-“
RichardJR (@electricbluesfan.bsky.social) reposted
1/14 🇺🇸 🚨 TESLA HID FATAL CRASH DATA, HACKER EXPOSED THE TRUTH 🚨 🇺🇸 Tesla claimed it didn't have key evidence from 2019 Autopilot crash that killed young woman. Hacker found it at Starbucks. Company had it on servers all along. #Tesla #Autopilot
Squelvin HQ (@thesquelvin.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, and how many of those kids hate their conservative parents for their evil hateful ideals.
gl00mbrd.bsky.social (@gl00mbrd.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
They can never just keep their weird sex talk and kinks to themselves
derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted
truly baffling that a culture obsessed with machismo and swimming in semi-automatics would struggle with gun violence
What If I'm Wrong? (@what-if-im-wrong.bsky.social) reposted
Wake. Up.
Squelvin HQ (@thesquelvin.bsky.social) reply parent
He just like meeeee fr fr
ellie (@umbralhaven.bsky.social) reposted
please don’t give up on transitioning no matter how hateful the world is, they need to know that we will never disappear like they want us to, we need to keep fighting. don’t feel shame in who you are, pursuing your happiness and becoming who you were always meant to be is something truly beautiful
ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝔹𝕝𝕦𝕖 🌊 (@rebelb1ue.bsky.social) reposted
This is truly one of the best illustrations of what is happening in America.
darth™️ (@darthbluesky.bsky.social) reposted
the harsh realization that every single administration hire is one of the shittiest unqualified mediocre people in the world
Grudgie the Whale (@grudgie.bsky.social) reposted
He’s still hiding all the Epstein evidence
Squelvin HQ (@thesquelvin.bsky.social) reply parent
If they were, he wouldn't need to try and bury them from sight in the pages of a much larger bill.
tante (@tante.cc) reposted
Using LLMs as Search engines really illustrates a fundamental misunderstanding what search engines are good for and why one would use them.
Brad Duplessis (@bradduplessis.bsky.social) reposted
This should not be viewed in isolation from the workarounds to renaming army installations, the removal of predominantly women flag officers from positions they earned, and the decision to grant funeral honors to Ashli Babbitt. All designed to shape and re-write history in service of a select group.
Squelvin HQ (@thesquelvin.bsky.social) reply parent
Dont get me wrong man, I like 3 a lot. Gameplay wise it legit curbstomps the first 3 games. But i liked the DLCs better, their stories were more serious and straightforward. BOB might be the single best borderlands thing ever released.
Squelvin HQ (@thesquelvin.bsky.social) reply parent
I did. I decided it. BL has always had goofy shit and silly dialogue in it, but it was always offset by either being used sparingly like in BL1, or by being offset by a serious, grim, and gripping story in 2. 3 was all frosting, no cake. The sirens and heroes were as unserious as everyone else.
Squelvin HQ (@thesquelvin.bsky.social) reply parent
I believe it.
Alex Rikleen (@rikleen.bsky.social) reposted
There was a mass shooting yesterday by an individual who appears to have fallen deep down a far-right internet conspiracy rabbit hole. The shooter's apparent connections to right-wing extremism is being completely glossed over in almost all major news coverage. This silence is dangerous.
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
i find this image so fascinating. it is both a literal example of authoritarianism but also a second-hand reproduction of the aesthetics of other authoritarian states. it's like a simulacra of authoritarianism whose purpose is to attempt to make the simulacra real.
Squelvin HQ (@thesquelvin.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes everyone, let's listen to mental health discourse from the lifelong drug addict who looks like a burlap sack filled with tar.
onion person (@junlper.beer) reposted
the complete embrace of nihilism and the rejection of being genuine is the greatest danger to humanity right now
Squelvin HQ (@thesquelvin.bsky.social) reply parent
Excellent.
Knoebel (@knoebel.bsky.social) reposted
Tango Gameworks is back with a new logo, new website and is hiring for an unannounced action game. tangogameworks.com
Squelvin HQ (@thesquelvin.bsky.social) reply parent
Finally, some good news from this fuckass series.
Squelvin HQ (@thesquelvin.bsky.social) reply parent
Getting the band back together isnt gonna do diddly squat, because its just gonna be a job to them. If they were still passionate about Halo, wouldn't they have tried to join up with 343 already? Passion and a vision is far more important than a checklist of clientele with impressive resumes.
Dr. Allison Wiltz (@allyfromnola.bsky.social) reposted
Black people know what anti-woke means. We get it that it's your cowardly way of expressing hatred toward us. But most White people don't know what "woke" really means. That gap in understanding is ironic.
nicole✨ (@renaryuugu.bsky.social) reposted
I can't stop thinking about the guy hitting a clip in dig dug